Saturday, September 15, 2007

The Love Buddy

11:20:56 AM jordanluvbuddy: hi
11:21:46 AM Pirate: yes?
11:21:57 AM jordanluvbuddy: sorry, i put in the wrong name
11:22:09 AM Pirate: imagine that, you making a mistake
11:22:21 AM Pirate: i would think the "love buddy" would be more careful
11:24:49 AM jordanluvbuddy: You dont even .know who i am!
11:25:15 AM Pirate: this is true, but i assume you are a child and therefore not prone to attention to detail
11:25:32 AM jordanluvbuddy: ok, what ever
11:25:42 AM Pirate: are you not a child?
11:25:47 AM jordanluvbuddy: im 19
11:25:51 AM Pirate: a child
11:26:08 AM jordanluvbuddy: NO! im in collage, so u better shut up, now!
11:26:41 AM Pirate: lol, a collage is a type of art... college is what you say you are in
11:26:45 AM Pirate: some college student
11:26:57 AM jordanluvbuddy: im studying art,
11:27:03 AM Pirate: sure you are
11:27:21 AM jordanluvbuddy: i am a great artist, and if u dont mind, im gonna block u
11:27:27 AM Pirate: i could care less
11:27:39 AM jordanluvbuddy: w/e, gay
11:27:47 AM Pirate: lol, are you ?
11:28:03 AM jordanluvbuddy: haha, very funny #&@!$
11:28:36 AM Pirate: this will make a good addition to my blog

Part II  (while I was on my mobile phone)

jordanluvbuddy (12:44 PM): YO! you trying to get on my girl!
pirate (12:45 PM): What do you mean try?  I was turning her down, she was all up on me and I had to put that ho in her place
jordanluvbuddy (12:46 PM): thats not what she tolde me!
pirate (12:47 PM): She is a lying ho, she was telling me what a loser you are and that she wanted a real man
jordanluvbuddy (12:47 PM): NO i didnt! you liar!
pirate (12:48 PM): She said you couldn't even stir your drink with what you pack in your jeans
jordanluvbuddy (12:48 PM): Wat? you @#^$#
pirate (12:50 PM): I am sure it is hard on you to realize that she enjoys telling total strangers how small you really are
jordanluvbuddy (12:51 PM): O SHUT UP
pirate (12:51 PM): You started it And I finished it

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