Wednesday, July 30, 2008

why are you on Brian's SN?

10:25:57 PM bryan887katey: dude u got rly long hair..
10:26:30 PM Pirate: and how would you know i am a dude or if i had long hair?
10:26:52 PM bryan887katey: umm i saw you at the fair and im in your grade
10:27:13 PM Pirate: hmm, that would mean you assume i live near you and that i am even in school
10:27:36 PM bryan887katey: nope..and i believe you get homeschooled now?
10:27:58 PM Pirate: what makes you think i am in school at all?
10:28:23 PM bryan887katey: hmm..i guess not sure...i thought u knew who i was..
10:28:37 PM Pirate: are you famous?
10:28:43 PM bryan887katey: is this brian
10:28:56 PM Pirate: what if it was?
10:29:09 PM bryan887katey: could be someone else
10:29:35 PM Pirate: i would say the likelihood of me being the person you think i am is very unlikely
10:29:56 PM bryan887katey: id have to say ur right.
10:30:02 PM Pirate: your*
10:30:09 PM Pirate: you're
10:30:13 PM bryan887katey: I'd
10:31:07 PM Pirate: tell bryan to stop giving out this name to all his ho's
10:31:09 PM Pirate: it is annoying
10:31:29 PM bryan887katey: u can even spel his name right and you are correcting me
10:31:46 PM bryan887katey: and he didnt give me it
10:31:51 PM Pirate: i am not the retard IM'ing people i dont know
10:32:10 PM bryan887katey: im not the loser messing around on other ppls s/ns
10:32:22 PM Pirate: i have not messed around with your SN
10:32:29 PM bryan887katey: no brians
10:32:39 PM Pirate: uh hello?  my sn is Pirate
10:32:48 PM Pirate: and it has been for a very long time
10:33:04 PM bryan887katey: idk i thought i talked to brian on this one before
10:33:08 PM bryan887katey: maybe his other s/n idr
10:33:22 PM Pirate: his other... yah like i loaned this one out to him

Silly lil girl

1:27:41 PM lilcasford22: who is this
1:27:43 PM lilcasford22: ?????????
1:27:56 PM Pirate: you should know, you are im'ing me
1:28:19 PM lilcasford22: wat ever then
1:28:27 PM lilcasford22: u have myspace
1:28:37 PM Pirate: if you dont know, it would be prudent to delete me from your buddy list
1:29:21 PM lilcasford22: ummmmmmmmmmmmm nooooo i dont want 2.... unless ur like a rapist or somethin
1:29:31 PM Pirate: you dont know what i am
1:29:45 PM lilcasford22: ur a girl or a boy
1:29:46 PM Pirate: i could be your neighbor for all you know
1:30:09 PM lilcasford22: were do u live
1:30:12 PM lilcasford22: ????????????
1:30:31 PM lilcasford22: i will leve u a lone if u say somethin
1:30:47 PM Pirate: meh
1:31:15 PM lilcasford22: no i ment like if u ansewer a fewqustions
1:31:20 PM lilcasford22: few
1:32:04 PM Pirate: your grammar and spelling is horrendous
1:32:21 PM lilcasford22: o well
1:32:45 PM Pirate: yep, apparently you are the one desperate for friends and are randomly im'ing people on the internet
1:32:53 PM Pirate: i have friends
1:33:18 PM lilcasford22: well i do 2  probble more then u
1:33:43 PM Pirate: spelling!
1:33:54 PM lilcasford22: sooooo
1:33:57 PM lilcasford22: wat the fook (note: edited)
1:34:10 PM Pirate: ooh and cursing now... does that make you feel all grown up?
1:34:36 PM lilcasford22: well i am 18 so i can alll i fookin want (note: edited)
1:35:03 PM Pirate: you are so not 18... that pic of you on your aim profile looks like you are 12 or 13
1:35:28 PM lilcasford22: noooo i am rilly 14
1:35:33 PM lilcasford22: ok
1:35:35 PM lilcasford22: grrrrrrrrr
1:35:36 PM Pirate: you are such a liar
1:35:42 PM lilcasford22: nooo i am not
1:35:49 PM Pirate: you are..  you just lied about being 18
1:35:57 PM lilcasford22: soooo
1:36:00 PM Pirate: liar!
1:36:24 PM lilcasford22: wat the fook that is soooo  gay  (note: edited)
1:36:38 PM Pirate: cursing again...
1:36:45 PM Pirate: so immature
1:37:06 PM lilcasford22: go die in helll
1:37:13 PM lilcasford22: unless i know u


Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Dylan Breann

11:14:44 AM dylanbreann96: hey wta sup
11:45:42 AM Pirate: what?
11:45:51 AM dylanbreann96: wats up?
11:46:12 AM Pirate: your mom is up
11:46:27 AM dylanbreann96: haha no the sky is
11:48:00 AM dylanbreann96: duh everone nows thats silly
11:48:41 AM dylanbreann96: WAT.... BURN.... FIRE N' YOUR HOLE!
12:17:40 PM dylanbreann96: OOO do you got a comment now/.
12:19:15 PM dylanbreann96: JERK.. YOUR NOT EVEN A PIRTAE YOUR PROBABLY A WANNABE PIRATE... A QUESS WAT IM A SALIOR WE BOTH GOT OUR DREAMS YOU FAG.
1:02:12 PM Pirate: um, i stepped away from the computer.. and you kept talking
1:46:11 PM Pirate: you are only 12 years old

And then a day later...

9:40:06 AM dylanbreann96: how do you no im 12
9:41:16 AM dylanbreann96: ok thats really creepy. do you have mmyspace
10:26:36 AM dylanbreann96: UR A CREEP>|

11:12:19 AM Pirate: i know you are 12, because i can subtract 2008 from 1996
11:12:44 AM dylanbreann96: are you a stalker. do you no where i live
11:13:18 AM Pirate: you must not remember this... you have IM'd me every time and started this.  in that case, you would be the stalker... i.e. you are stalking me
11:13:45 AM dylanbreann96: no im not but do yoyu no were i live?
11:14:11 AM Pirate: i have all the logs... you are stalking me.  I dont even have you on my buddy list
11:14:30 AM dylanbreann96: y?
11:14:51 AM Pirate: because i dont know you nor have i added you to my list (and i wont)
11:15:25 AM dylanbreann96: fine the
11:15:38 AM Pirate: so... stop stalking me
11:15:46 AM dylanbreann96: we

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Cossack Pirate

3:29:54 PM thecossackpirate: lol
3:30:06 PM Pirate: hello cossack
3:30:14 PM thecossackpirate: we're both pirates eh?
3:30:49 PM thecossackpirate: thats funny how you got the s/n haha
3:30:58 PM Pirate: um, i typed it in
3:31:10 PM thecossackpirate: ya but you would have thought it was taken
3:31:30 PM Pirate: it depends on how long ago you assume i received it
3:31:41 PM thecossackpirate: o
3:31:48 PM thecossackpirate: dude um
3:31:54 PM thecossackpirate: gimme steves number and stuff
3:32:03 PM thecossackpirate: Tom wants me to come over today
3:32:15 PM thecossackpirate: i wanna call em
3:32:22 PM thecossackpirate: cause if i dont go then we'll do something
3:32:35 PM Pirate: i am pretty sure, that we dont know the same steve and tom... since i have no idea who you are
3:33:37 PM thecossackpirate: ok im confused
3:34:00 PM Pirate: who do you think i am?
3:34:07 PM thecossackpirate: I thought you were my friend Pat
3:34:18 PM Pirate: you must not talk to your friend pat very much
3:34:19 PM thecossackpirate: Who told me to add you lol
3:35:01 PM thecossackpirate: So who are you then?
3:36:01 PM thecossackpirate: nvm i was confused sorry to bother you haha

Monday, July 21, 2008

Latte chik

7:18:13 PM lattechikxo: hey
7:18:24 PM lattechikxo: i said hey
7:18:31 PM lattechikxo: take that biotch
7:18:38 PM lattechikxo: eat it
7:18:48 PM lattechikxo: EAT IT
7:22:09 PM Pirate: eat what?
7:22:14 PM lattechikxo: eat IT
7:22:24 PM Pirate: information technology?
7:22:26 PM lattechikxo: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
7:22:36 PM Pirate: national organization of women?
7:22:44 PM lattechikxo: do u kno PROSOCCER10101
7:22:49 PM Pirate: no
7:23:19 PM lattechikxo: have u talked to PROSOCCER10101
7:23:24 PM Pirate: no
7:23:34 PM lattechikxo: im her friend
7:23:40 PM lattechikxo: take that biotch
7:23:46 PM Pirate: take what?
7:23:58 PM lattechikxo: ur so stupid u biotch
7:24:14 PM Pirate: that is a pronoun, which normally refers to a noun
7:24:26 PM Pirate: the way you have used it there, you assume i know what the noun is you are referring to
7:24:27 PM Pirate: i do not
7:24:33 PM lattechikxo: ur such a nerd
7:24:45 PM Pirate: then why do you talk to me?
7:24:53 PM lattechikxo: its fun
7:24:59 PM Pirate: mommy and daddy dont want to talk to you?
7:25:03 PM Pirate: so you talk to me ?
7:25:09 PM lattechikxo: sing the alphabet
7:25:35 PM lattechikxo: hello
7:25:50 PM lattechikxo: u suck
7:26:07 PM lattechikxo: mommy and daddy r embarrasing