Am I a robot?

6:37:16 PM oxoamzzxox: hey u fucking bastard?
6:37:20 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:37:34 PM oxoamzzxox: are you a robot?
6:37:37 PM Pirate: is that a question or a exclamation
6:37:49 PM Pirate: and no i am not a robot
6:37:55 PM oxoamzzxox: omg srry
6:38:00 PM oxoamzzxox: yes u r
6:38:05 PM Pirate: no, i am not
6:38:07 PM oxoamzzxox: jerk
6:38:22 PM Pirate: sigh, why do you kids always IM me and think i am a robot
6:38:27 PM Pirate: people actually have names like this
6:38:45 PM oxoamzzxox: bc no human says sugh when they sugh
6:38:46 PM oxoamzzxox: ok?
6:38:49 PM oxoamzzxox: wierdo
6:38:57 PM oxoamzzxox: but yah u r a robot
6:39:01 PM Pirate: am i?
6:39:12 PM oxoamzzxox: and if ur a real person than send us a pic
6:39:24 PM oxoamzzxox: oh wait! u cnt bc ur a metal object
6:39:28 PM oxoamzzxox: hhhaha robot
6:39:36 PM Pirate: there are two of you?
6:39:41 PM oxoamzzxox: yu
6:39:42 PM Pirate: and why would I send you a pic
6:39:44 PM Pirate: you send me one
6:39:46 PM oxoamzzxox: p
6:39:49 PM oxoamzzxox: e
6:39:50 PM oxoamzzxox: n
6:39:51 PM oxoamzzxox: i
6:39:52 PM oxoamzzxox: s
6:39:55 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:39:57 PM oxoamzzxox: <
6:39:57 PM Pirate: and i will tell you what is in the pic
6:39:58 PM oxoamzzxox: #
6:40:01 PM Pirate: vagina
6:40:03 PM Pirate: twat
6:40:08 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:40:10 PM oxoamzzxox: ?
6:40:18 PM Pirate: you spelled penis, so i said vagina and twat
6:40:23 PM Pirate: would a robot do that?
6:40:30 PM oxoamzzxox: yeah
6:40:33 PM oxoamzzxox: they would
6:40:39 PM Pirate: then you must be a robot also
6:40:48 PM oxoamzzxox: no imnot
6:40:50 PM oxoamzzxox: im human
6:40:51 PM Pirate: yah you are
6:40:54 PM Pirate: you are a robot
6:41:01 PM oxoamzzxox: ok fine i am
6:41:01 PM Pirate: someone sic'd you on me
6:41:04 PM oxoamzzxox: NOT
6:41:17 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:41:23 PM Pirate: you heard me
6:41:27 PM Pirate: you probably just want to be on my blog
6:41:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no i didnt
6:41:33 PM oxoamzzxox: i cant hear shit
6:41:42 PM oxoamzzxox: ur fuckin gay
6:41:48 PM Pirate: http://pirate-random.blogspot.com/
6:41:54 PM Pirate: and you are just stupid
6:42:17 PM oxoamzzxox: how old are u ?
6:42:22 PM Pirate: you are in Chevy Chase, MD
6:42:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no we aint
6:42:35 PM oxoamzzxox: im in illionois
6:42:37 PM Pirate: yes you are
6:42:39 PM oxoamzzxox: dumbass
6:42:42 PM Pirate: you just looked at my page
6:42:46 PM Pirate: and i pulled your IP address
6:42:51 PM Pirate: Time of Visit Dec 28 2009 6:41:48 pm
6:43:21 PM Pirate: you are running a Mac also
6:43:41 PM Pirate: with osx version 10.6 on it
6:43:48 PM Pirate: nice pics you have on there
6:44:07 PM oxoamzzxox: wtf? i live in illinios
6:44:13 PM oxoamzzxox: nd im on a PC
6:44:17 PM Pirate: lol
6:44:20 PM Pirate: nice try robot
6:44:24 PM Pirate: but robots are terrible liars
6:44:59 PM oxoamzzxox: ur gay ur gay\
6:45:00 PM Pirate: i am going to put a virus on here, so it will delete everything on your computer tomorrow
6:45:08 PM Pirate: and you wont find it

Ninja Arrives

1:53:48 PM ninja: hi
1:54:06 PM Pirate: sup
1:54:15 PM ninja: hi
1:54:28 PM Pirate: yah, you said that
1:54:47 PM ninja: LOL
1:55:08 PM Pirate: is that all?
1:55:15 PM ninja: yes cutie
1:55:31 PM Pirate: cool beans, sweetpea
1:55:33 PM ninja: LOL
1:55:47 PM Pirate: i have actually wondered if you would ever contact me
1:56:03 PM Pirate: my arch nemesis in the SN world
1:56:21 PM ninja: WELL I HAVE
1:56:23 PM ninja: B SCARED
1:56:34 PM Pirate: yah, your caps lock is very scary
1:58:43 PM ninja: ur quite freaky yourself
1:59:12 PM Pirate: i am?
1:59:20 PM ninja: very
1:59:44 PM Pirate: and how would you know this
2:00:19 PM ninja: i've heard rumors
2:01:17 PM Pirate: rumors are so nasty, just look what it is doing to Tiger Woods
2:01:31 PM ninja: you're just as bad as him
2:01:37 PM ninja: wait until your wife finds out
2:02:04 PM Pirate: why thank you... and what makes you assume I have a wife or can even have one.. i might want a husband