Are you Bobby?

6:25:32 PM steph2: Are u bobby
6:25:42 PM Pirate: hey steph
6:27:05 PM Pirate: ?
6:27:20 PM steph2: are u bobby wtf
6:27:33 PM Pirate: lol, what makes you say wtf?
6:27:42 PM steph2: ...................
6:27:54 PM Pirate: are you steph or not?
6:27:58 PM steph2: yes
6:28:08 PM Pirate: well then, there you go
6:28:26 PM steph2: hii bobby
6:29:21 PM Pirate: what do you want, steph?
6:29:33 PM steph2: do u hate me?
6:29:40 PM Pirate: yes
6:29:43 PM steph2: why
6:29:47 PM Pirate: why not?
6:29:53 PM steph2: what did i do
6:29:59 PM Pirate: i have no reason to not hate you, so I hate you
6:30:06 PM steph2: huh
6:30:14 PM Pirate: meaning.. what have you ever done for me?
6:30:32 PM steph2: ?
6:30:37 PM steph2: confused
6:30:45 PM Pirate: what have you ever done for me?
6:30:52 PM steph2: idk
6:31:03 PM Pirate: exactly, that is why i hate you
6:31:07 PM steph2: :-\
6:31:07 PM Pirate: you have done nothing for me
6:31:22 PM steph2: ok,,,,,,,,,,,,
6:31:33 PM Pirate: btw, who is the bobby person?
6:31:46 PM steph2: u
6:31:47 PM steph2: ?
6:31:51 PM Pirate: nope not me
6:31:56 PM steph2: who r u
6:32:04 PM Pirate: well, i can tell you i am not bobby
6:32:11 PM steph2: u know me?
6:32:25 PM Pirate: um hello, you IM'd me
6:32:40 PM steph2: well hello bobby owned that sn
6:32:46 PM Pirate: doubt that
6:32:53 PM Pirate: i have had this SN a very long time
6:32:56 PM steph2: omg
6:32:58 PM steph2: wait
6:33:33 PM steph2: i think his sn was pirated
6:33:34 PM steph2: :-\
6:33:36 PM steph2: sorry
6:33:57 PM Pirate: um, that is my name also
6:34:15 PM steph2: ................
6:34:19 PM steph2: wtf

WTF is Swagbucks?!?

8:35:10 PM incrediblyhuge: do u want free stuff
8:35:51 PM Pirate: do you want a punch in the face?
8:36:13 PM incrediblyhuge: NO
8:36:42 PM Pirate: then why would I want "free" stuff
8:37:15 PM incrediblyhuge: all u have to do is search things like google and it gives u free points
8:37:23 PM incrediblyhuge: that u can waste like money
8:37:43 PM Pirate: most likely it also bots my computer and reports everything I type via a keylogger also
8:38:07 PM incrediblyhuge: what the hell are u saying
8:38:21 PM incrediblyhuge: huh tuff guy
8:38:35 PM Pirate: lol, you can use the product you are pimping to search up those terms, bots and keylogger
8:38:40 PM Pirate: I am sure you can figure it out
8:39:05 PM Pirate: right?
8:39:34 PM incrediblyhuge: its confusing
8:39:39 PM incrediblyhuge: go slower
8:40:31 PM Pirate: go slower? you can alway go back and reread it
8:40:53 PM incrediblyhuge: so do u want free stuff
8:41:02 PM incrediblyhuge: please say yes
8:41:30 PM Pirate: have you ever heard the phrase, "no such thing as a free lunch"
8:42:26 PM incrediblyhuge: just check it out
8:42:45 PM incrediblyhuge: http://swagbucks.com/refer/esmelin
8:43:32 PM Pirate: there is no way i am clicking that link
8:43:54 PM incrediblyhuge: did u click it
8:44:35 PM Pirate: I am deactivating you
8:45:05 PM incrediblyhuge: u can get free games
8:45:25 PM Pirate: info@swagbucks.com
8:45:34 PM Pirate: THIS NEEDS TO STOP!
When our users spam the internet with these FAKE OFFERS it makes the entire Swagbucks network look fraudulent, gamey, and a hoax, which you all know is completely not true. From this point forward if we come across ANY of these types of offers to go along with referral codes then that person will be DEACTIVATED IMMEDIATELY. 8:45:42 PM Pirate: i am going to deactivate your account
8:46:01 PM incrediblyhuge: why!!!
8:46:23 PM incrediblyhuge: please dont im just tryin to get me a game
8:46:31 PM incrediblyhuge: im poor
8:46:48 PM Pirate: email sent
8:46:55 PM Pirate: good luck keeping your account
8:47:02 PM incrediblyhuge: noooooooooooooo!!!
8:47:48 PM incrediblyhuge: why would u do that
8:50:08 PM incrediblyhuge: im your friend
8:51:19 PM incrediblyhuge: if u didnt want me to write to u
8:51:27 PM incrediblyhuge: then u should have said so

Persistence does not pay off

9:10:43 PM birdy10417: hi
9:10:56 PM Pirate: my god, you are persistent
9:11:38 PM birdy10417: whats your name
9:12:00 PM Pirate: you realize that we had this same conversation months ago, and I am still going to refuse to give you my name
9:12:48 PM birdy10417: sorry i do not remember. i am sorry i am persistent i was just wondering.
9:13:04 PM Pirate: run along, child ... leave the internet to the adults
9:13:55 PM birdy10417: i am not a child. i am older you are merely a child who loves to mess with people
9:14:10 PM Pirate: um, might i remind you that you IM'd me
9:14:15 PM Pirate: you are not even on my buddy list
9:14:20 PM Pirate: therefore, you are messing with me

Another Do I Know You?

6:01:22 PM gussglenn: do i know you ?
6:01:34 PM Pirate: i dont know, do you?
6:02:11 PM gussglenn: your on my list its been along time scence ive been on here
6:02:40 PM Pirate: why am i on your list? and why is your grammar so bad?
6:03:41 PM gussglenn: well i must have talked to you along time ago
6:03:59 PM Pirate: yah, that would make your grammar bad... I am sure of that
6:05:07 PM gussglenn: what cause i miss spelled one word
6:05:24 PM Pirate: actually it is two misspellings so far
6:06:12 PM gussglenn: i forgot that there are such perfact people out here
6:06:32 PM Pirate: yah, you should know better
6:07:19 PM gussglenn: now i see why its been awhile
6:07:47 PM Pirate: i am glad to help put your perspective back firmly in place

Twitter is everywhere

3:32:08 PM newspaper: yo yo i gotta twitter follow me http://twitter.com/millnicmedia
3:35:43 PM Pirate: john banks, no thanks
3:35:51 PM Pirate: i dont care about what you are eating and tweeting about it
3:38:47 PM newspaper: get the fuck off my blt the
3:38:49 PM newspaper: thn
3:39:00 PM Pirate: you added me to it, you delete me from it

You have the wrong person

10:57:16 AM coronaboots3: I met your wife in the store and wow did she get FAT
10:57:39 AM Pirate: honestly, you have the wrong person
10:58:10 AM coronaboots3: No I don't, I asked around.
10:58:17 AM Pirate: sigh
10:58:24 AM Pirate: you really do have the wrong person
10:58:29 AM Pirate: who did you ask?
10:58:49 AM coronaboots3: Your former co-workers
10:58:58 AM Pirate: i have been at the same job for over X years
10:59:10 AM coronaboots3: Oh, I know that.
10:59:31 AM Pirate: so what company were my "former coworkers" from?
10:59:45 AM Pirate: you really do have the wrong person.. i dont know how to convince you of this
11:00:14 AM coronaboots3: I cannot continue this conversation, you are a loser. Bye
11:00:34 AM Pirate: more like you dont want to admit you are wrong about knowing me
11:00:49 AM Pirate: tell me my name if you know me
11:00:59 AM Pirate: i am curious as to who this person is that has you so angry

Fudgenuts47 is a Troll

7:37:46 PM fudgenuts47: sup sir
7:37:56 PM Pirate: huh?
7:38:21 PM fudgenuts47: i was literally typing anything i could think of in the send an im option
7:38:29 PM fudgenuts47: i'm waiting for bob dylan to respond
7:39:04 PM Pirate: lame
7:39:15 PM fudgenuts47: yeah cool
7:39:26 PM fudgenuts47: so are you like 30 years old?
7:39:37 PM fudgenuts47: or did you make the sn when you were like 5?
7:39:38 PM Pirate: are you like 14?
7:40:10 PM Pirate: because only some tard or kid would dare use a name with a set of numbers in it
7:40:27 PM fudgenuts47: yeah i know, those guys suck
7:40:36 PM fudgenuts47: so you just got lucky, eh?
7:40:50 PM fudgenuts47: well nice talking to you but i'm waiting for ninja to responde
7:40:53 PM Pirate: Creative, and not willing to settle for a crummy SN