Thursday, February 28, 2008

Still a robot?

5:23:13 PM looonytooon5: hi
5:23:45 PM looonytooon5: r u there robot
5:26:33 PM Pirate: hello child, i am not a robot.. and i am sure you know this already
5:26:40 PM Pirate: since you would not be raising the issue so early
5:27:12 PM looonytooon5: sorry than who r u
5:27:37 PM looonytooon5: i thought so robot
5:27:59 PM Pirate: why would i tell you who i am?  i have no idea who you are, nor do i want to know who you are
5:28:19 PM looonytooon5: well are you pmsing
5:28:43 PM Pirate: trying to be funny?  and no i am not having a premenstrual syndrome
5:29:32 PM looonytooon5: oh cause it soundlike it
5:31:10 PM looonytooon5: r u a stocker because my friend said you know were she lives
5:34:23 PM Pirate: you mean a stalker?  and no
5:34:45 PM Pirate: and i know where she lives because she looked at my website, and it gives me her location after she looks at ti
5:34:48 PM Pirate: it*
5:35:00 PM looonytooon5: sorry im not perfect not like a robot
5:35:13 PM looonytooon5: are you a boy
5:35:24 PM Pirate: that is not relevant
5:35:34 PM Pirate: did your friend tell you that I post all these conversations?
5:35:46 PM looonytooon5: Wht
5:36:00 PM looonytooon5: no she forgot that part
5:36:26 PM Pirate: convenient on her part to forget, since I will be posting this one also
5:36:31 PM Pirate: and everyone will know about you also
5:36:49 PM Pirate: i post them here:  http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
5:36:53 PM Pirate: you can see for yourself
5:36:57 PM looonytooon5: why would you do that
5:37:15 PM looonytooon5: and no i dont want you to no where i live
5:37:40 PM Pirate: i do know, since you looked at the site... you live in Ledgewood, NJ also
5:38:17 PM looonytooon5: no i live in parsipany
5:38:28 PM looonytooon5: oh sh*t
5:38:36 PM looonytooon5: for get that

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Is Pirate a robot?

9:06:44 PM smileygirlwcurls: my brother is a retard
9:06:52 PM Pirate: yah he is
9:07:10 PM smileygirlwcurls: he wants to no who u are
9:07:36 PM smileygirlwcurls: ??
9:07:58 PM Pirate: again, you can't spell even the simplest words.  I see no reason to respond to the question
9:08:18 PM smileygirlwcurls: i am sorry he wants to no who you are
9:08:28 PM Pirate: it is "know" not no
9:08:51 PM smileygirlwcurls: oh sorry he wants to know who you are?
9:09:14 PM Pirate: too bad for him, i don't tell strangers anything about myself
9:09:46 PM smileygirlwcurls: oh well am i a stranger to you
9:10:14 PM Pirate: of course you are, i have no idea who you are... nor do I care to know anything about you
9:10:53 PM smileygirlwcurls: heyy that isn't nice to say now how are you going to get a lady friend with that type of attitude
9:11:18 PM Pirate: what makes you think i don't have a lady friend already?  or even several for that matter?
9:12:19 PM smileygirlwcurls: that is not nice you are cheating on all of those girls who have given you their hearts and trust and you go and stab them in the back... how could you
9:13:03 PM Pirate: you are putting words into my mouth, and inferring way too much information from the simple questions above.
9:13:13 PM Pirate: they are questions not statements of fat
9:13:27 PM Pirate: sorry i was thinking you are fat, i meant fact*
9:14:00 PM smileygirlwcurls: you don't even know me and you are insulting me
9:14:26 PM Pirate: you insulted me first and on several occasions the last couple of days
9:16:06 PM smileygirlwcurls: when did i insult you i was thinking something so i typed it out cause when you said that you have several lady friends i thought u meant girlfriends not just friends and i really didn't mean what i said yesterday i was really mad at my friend so i took it out on you and i am really sorry
9:16:40 PM smileygirlwcurls: :(
9:17:32 PM smileygirlwcurls: i really am sorry
9:18:34 PM Pirate: i can't believe how lame and gullible you are... i don't care a whit if you are sorry or not, or if you insult me.  I have no idea who you are, and I am confident that I don't care to know you
9:19:51 PM smileygirlwcurls: see there you go again insulting me and all i stand for i hate to burst your bubble but... you are a robot let me repeat you..are..a..robot!!!!!!!!!!
9:20:16 PM Pirate: again, let me say it as clear as i can... i don't care what you think
9:20:23 PM smileygirlwcurls: bitch
9:20:31 PM smileygirlwcurls: manwhore
9:20:40 PM smileygirlwcurls: transfestite
9:21:06 PM Pirate: type all you like, and it is spelled transvestite (if you even know what that is)
9:22:25 PM smileygirlwcurls: why would i use the word if i don't no wat it is and i hope u are stolen in the middle of the night raped molested and then i hope someone pours liquid on u and your circute explodes and you shutdown
9:22:36 PM smileygirlwcurls: nasty piece of metal
9:23:08 PM Pirate: have you looked at my blog?  where I post all these inane conversations from people like you?
9:23:18 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
9:24:03 PM Pirate: and now, i know where you live
9:24:21 PM Pirate: Ledgewood, NJ
9:25:00 PM smileygirlwcurls: nope
9:25:08 PM smileygirlwcurls: and nore will you ever no
9:25:16 PM Pirate: yep, but you can deny it all you like
9:25:38 PM smileygirlwcurls: ok wat street do i live on
9:25:38 PM Pirate: your screen name with your location will be on my blog tomorrow
9:25:44 PM Pirate: have a good night
9:25:55 PM smileygirlwcurls: go die in a hole
9:28:11 PM smileygirlwcurls: i want to see my location on ur blog tomarrow
9:28:34 PM smileygirlwcurls: and then i can rub it in your face that it is wrong
9:28:47 PM smileygirlwcurls: news flash i live in ohio
9:29:03 PM Pirate: how will you do that? since you are blocked now  and as I said... i really dont care

Thursday, February 14, 2008

I did your cousin

9:07:33 PM iamballin46: who is this?? pirate
9:07:47 PM Pirate: Phil
9:08:09 PM iamballin46: do u no a girl named bretial
9:08:28 PM Pirate: yes
9:08:43 PM iamballin46: koo how do u no her
9:09:15 PM Pirate: she made out with me once
9:09:46 PM iamballin46: what a fuking lier dood
9:09:48 PM iamballin46: wtf
9:10:14 PM Pirate: obviously, i have no idea who you are nor do you know who i am
9:10:21 PM Pirate: so just delete me off your buddy list, and move along
9:10:59 PM iamballin46: ok loook first ima involve u maked with my cuzin ima call her rite now and ask her kk man
9:11:09 PM iamballin46: i aint starting problems
9:11:10 PM iamballin46: kk
9:11:12 PM iamballin46: but
9:11:17 PM iamballin46: u maked with my cuz
9:11:32 PM Pirate: i took her panties home also, and i still have them
9:11:52 PM iamballin46: so u went below her waist to
9:11:55 PM iamballin46: ??
9:12:12 PM Pirate: nope she did a strip tease and threw them at me
9:12:29 PM iamballin46: u guys go out???
9:12:30 PM iamballin46: dood
9:12:35 PM iamballin46: ohil right
9:12:47 PM Pirate: nope
9:12:47 PM iamballin46: phill i menr
9:12:55 PM iamballin46: srry kool nsme
9:12:58 PM iamballin46: name**
9:13:11 PM Pirate: she just showed up at my house, and told me how in love she was with me and stripped
9:13:18 PM Pirate: i had to kick her cheap ass out
9:13:42 PM iamballin46: WOW THIS AINT MY CUZ SHE DONT DO THAT
9:13:48 PM iamballin46: WHATS HER NAME
9:13:52 PM iamballin46: AGAIN
9:14:02 PM Pirate: bretial
9:14:22 PM iamballin46: DOES SHE HAVE BRACE S
9:14:26 PM iamballin46: OR NO
9:14:39 PM Pirate: how should i know? i kicked her out
9:15:09 PM iamballin46: HOW OLD ARE UU IM TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH HER SO FAR U LOOKING LIKE A LIER DOOD
9:15:30 PM Pirate: as i said before, i have no idea who you are.. nor do you know who i am
9:15:41 PM Pirate: you are the one who says i know your cousin
9:15:44 PM Pirate: i am just playing along
9:16:11 PM iamballin46: what dood
9:16:13 PM iamballin46: ??
9:16:34 PM iamballin46: but her cuzz is my best freind iam her freind
9:16:39 PM Pirate: btw, you should scroll up and reread this chat... you are very confused and blocked

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Oh crap!

9:03:24 PM cornelius1208: hello
9:03:46 PM cornelius1208: i mean..k'yar matie!
9:03:54 PM Pirate: hello
9:04:08 PM cornelius1208: are you an AIM bot?
9:04:21 PM Pirate: http://profiles.aim.com/pirate
9:04:26 PM Pirate: do i look like an aim bot
9:04:31 PM cornelius1208: oh crap
9:04:32 PM cornelius1208: sorry man
9:04:54 PM cornelius1208: me and my friends were typing in short names, trying to find AIM bots
9:05:01 PM cornelius1208: we figured pirate would be one of them..
9:05:06 PM cornelius1208: my bad dude...
9:06:54 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
9:07:03 PM Pirate: i post all these type of chats there to the link above
9:07:05 PM Pirate: yours is there now
9:07:11 PM cornelius1208: oh..
9:07:16 PM cornelius1208: so this happens a lot then?
9:07:22 PM Pirate: go see for yourself
9:11:55 PM Pirate: btw, never click on links from strangers
9:12:08 PM Pirate: because now i know you live near harrisburg, pennsylvania
9:12:14 PM cornelius1208: well sh*t...
9:12:29 PM cornelius1208: you could have told me that before i clicked on it..
9:12:33 PM cornelius1208: im so sorry man...
9:13:31 PM cornelius1208: there's some pretty funny conversations on there though
9:13:32 PM cornelius1208: haha
9:13:49 PM cornelius1208: well, once again, i'm sorry..
9:13:58 PM cornelius1208: it won't happen again
9:14:04 PM Pirate: no more random IM's to strangers
9:14:17 PM cornelius1208: aye aye captain
9:14:25 PM cornelius1208: have a good night

Monday, February 4, 2008

I am not your sister

7:39:01 PM ohalysiaison: where are you ?
7:39:19 PM Pirate: i am here, obviously
7:39:26 PM ohalysiaison: where?
7:39:29 PM Pirate: here
7:39:36 PM ohalysiaison: still at the dermatolagist?
7:39:45 PM Pirate: nope
7:39:55 PM ohalysiaison: your home?
7:40:05 PM Pirate: yep, i am at home... why?
7:40:17 PM ohalysiaison: bcuz i am, and ur not
7:40:36 PM Pirate: i am definitely inside my home
7:40:56 PM ohalysiaison: ...
7:41:05 PM Pirate: i am not in your home
7:41:09 PM Pirate: as i dont know who you are
7:41:38 PM ohalysiaison: last time i checked, your name is cynthia rivera, age 16, my sister
7:41:46 PM Pirate: you would be wrong
7:42:27 PM ohalysiaison: whatevaahh
7:42:42 PM Pirate: what screen name do you think this is?
7:42:53 PM Pirate: I have had the SN of pirate for about a year now
7:43:45 PM Pirate: believe me now?
7:44:05 PM ohalysiaison: no.
7:44:35 PM Pirate: you think your sister has the screen name of "pirate"
7:44:37 PM Pirate: ?
7:44:58 PM ohalysiaison: ?
7:45:03 PM ohalysiaison: i could be wrong, stranger.
7:45:16 PM Pirate: this name you are talking to me on is "pirate"
7:45:23 PM Pirate: what is your sisters screen name?
7:47:00 PM ohalysiaison: "pirate"
7:47:10 PM Pirate: nope it isnt and i can prove it
7:47:18 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
7:47:23 PM Pirate: that is my site, not hers
7:49:32 PM Pirate: and my site says you are in brooklyn, ny
7:51:36 PM ohalysiaison: blah
7:51:59 PM Pirate: talk to your sister and get her real screen name... as this one is not hers
7:52:30 PM ohalysiaison: hmm
7:54:45 PM ohalysiaison: OH this isn't my sister
7:54:53 PM Pirate: duh

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Hi, I am Jasmine

5:45:28 PM soyvey: wow
5:45:40 PM soyvey: hi it's jasmine
11:03:35 PM Pirate: ?
11:03:45 PM soyvey: sorry wrong IM
11:04:00 PM Pirate: yah no kidding.. learn to type will ya?
11:04:28 PM soyvey: lol
11:04:52 PM soyvey: i thought his screen name was pirate but he was talking about something else
11:05:16 PM Pirate: i have no idea who that would be
11:05:23 PM Pirate: but i am Pirate and forever will be here
11:05:26 PM soyvey: ok
11:05:57 PM Pirate: well hello jasmine cohen, that is a very myspace pic you have
11:06:03 PM Pirate: all in red, and funky haired
11:06:16 PM soyvey: yeh
11:06:25 PM Pirate: sort of manly in the face though
11:06:28 PM Pirate: the rest is nice
11:12:33 PM soyvey: yea someone else said i looked like a tranny
11:12:34 PM soyvey: in that pic
11:12:47 PM Pirate: you do
11:12:56 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
11:13:16 PM Pirate: i think it is the helmet hair hiding your facial features
11:14:09 PM soyvey: i think it's that i actually am a tranny
11:14:22 PM Pirate: honestly, i dont know or care
11:15:20 PM Pirate: i am just curious as to how you came by my screen name
11:15:29 PM soyvey: i have told you
11:15:37 PM soyvey: scroll up
11:16:23 PM Pirate: nope. you just said you thought it was someone else
11:16:29 PM Pirate: not how you came by it in the first place
11:16:37 PM soyvey: he told me it was pirate
11:16:43 PM soyvey: so i IMed pirate.
11:17:01 PM soyvey: but he was talking about his myspace profile name.
11:17:01 PM Pirate: did you look at the site i sent you?  i think he was pulling your leg or something else if you are a tranny
11:17:24 PM soyvey: i did look.
11:17:32 PM Pirate: did you see our chat there ?
11:17:46 PM soyvey: i will change the pic and then your site will not be as funny
11:18:10 PM Pirate: the pic is irrelevant, the fact that you Randomly IM'd me makes it funny
11:18:19 PM Pirate: hence the name of the blog, Random

Lobster Cheeks

11:30:45 AM cheekylobster: hey ttyl??
11:30:53 AM cheekylobster: this is my real screen name
11:31:03 AM cheekylobster: bye!!
11:31:05 AM cheekylobster: g2g
11:51:36 AM Pirate: your real screen name?

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Guess what?

4:41:30 PM deener3737: heyy
4:41:40 PM Pirate: yes?
4:42:16 PM Pirate: ?
4:42:22 PM deener3737: nvm
4:42:35 PM Pirate: good
4:42:45 PM deener3737: dam ur a jerk
4:42:52 PM Pirate: and?