Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Myspace Webcam Ho

8:50:02 PM kickflipkatie: hey
8:50:08 PM kickflipkatie: its KatiexCore (Note: this is her myspace name)
8:50:14 PM Pirate: who?
8:50:19 PM kickflipkatie: chick
8:50:22 PM kickflipkatie: this girl
8:50:30 PM kickflipkatie: from the webcam thingy
8:50:39 PM kickflipkatie: i hope i gots the right AIM
8:50:47 PM Pirate: um ok.. the right aim for what?
8:50:55 PM kickflipkatie: rofl
8:50:57 PM kickflipkatie: whos this
8:51:07 PM kickflipkatie: ?'
8:51:17 PM Pirate: you im'd me, who are you?
8:51:39 PM kickflipkatie: katie, i dont kno if im talking to the right person. so whos this
8:51:58 PM Pirate: i am positive you are talking to the wrong person
8:52:04 PM kickflipkatie: ummm
8:52:07 PM kickflipkatie: r u sure
8:52:23 PM Pirate: where did you meet this other person named pirate?
8:52:29 PM kickflipkatie: myspace'
8:52:40 PM kickflipkatie: lol
8:52:42 PM Pirate: yah, i so dont have a myspace
8:52:49 PM kickflipkatie: why not?
8:52:57 PM Pirate: it is for children and losers
8:53:02 PM kickflipkatie: gee thanx
8:53:06 PM kickflipkatie: i dont really like it
8:53:16 PM kickflipkatie: its just to get updates on my fave bands
8:53:32 PM Pirate: what is your fave band?  fallout boy?
8:53:38 PM kickflipkatie: fook no  (Note: edited for language)
8:53:48 PM Pirate: at least you have some taste
8:53:52 PM kickflipkatie: lol
8:53:54 PM Pirate: mypace not withstanding
8:53:54 PM kickflipkatie: thnx
8:54:00 PM kickflipkatie: ?
8:54:08 PM Pirate: what do you want from me?
8:54:11 PM kickflipkatie: idk
8:54:14 PM kickflipkatie: i thought
8:54:24 PM kickflipkatie: u were someone else so we started talking
8:54:25 PM kickflipkatie: im sryu
8:54:29 PM kickflipkatie: sry**
8:54:32 PM Pirate: yah, you should be sorry
8:54:39 PM kickflipkatie: geeze

Uf Wow!

8:26:07 PM ufwow: who's this?
8:26:28 PM Pirate: who is this?  as i have no idea who you are
8:26:36 PM ufwow: me either
8:26:49 PM Pirate: then you should just delete me from your buddy list
8:26:59 PM ufwow: who r u tho?
8:27:07 PM Pirate: <--pirate
8:27:20 PM ufwow: ur real name plz
8:27:32 PM Pirate: like i would give that out to a complete stranger on the internet
8:27:40 PM ufwow: screw you
8:27:49 PM ufwow: AS IF!
8:27:53 PM Pirate: so nasty

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Pirate on the Phone

10:39:07 AM +12055158100: 83x: im not sure might go 2 my moms what are u doin
10:45:55 AM Pirate: i am jerking off today
10:45:55 AM +12055158100 (Autoreply): Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM!
10:46:30 AM +12055158100: Did u have a good bday
10:47:05 AM Pirate: yes, i killed two little kids ... and i bathed in their blood
10:55:22 AM +12055158100: Ahh lovely i miss u! we need 2 hang out soon what r u doin the rest of the week
10:56:25 AM Pirate: i think i might have to do some self-multilation, and get a tattoo of the word SLUT on my forearm
10:58:03 AM +12055158100: Huh i know u would not do such a thing
10:58:21 AM Pirate: oh i would.. i have the razor blade out now
10:59:28 AM +12055158100: Take it easy now
10:59:47 AM Pirate: i am not going to type here anymore, i might get blood on the keyboard.  call me if you want to talk

Friday, November 2, 2007

Active Identity

11:34:57 AM nicholapike: Do you know how to activate this stupid bastard keyfob thing? they sent me an address to activate it, but it doesnt work- the address I mean
11:39:06 AM Pirate: i have no idea what you are talking about
11:40:46 AM nicholapike: you k ow the Activeidentity fob thing
11:41:38 AM Pirate: oh that thing, what is the serial number on the back of it?
11:41:53 AM nicholapike: 0754784769
11:42:06 AM Pirate: have you set up a password on it yet?
11:42:19 AM nicholapike: nope- cant get to any sites to do it
11:42:31 AM Pirate: weird
11:42:37 AM Pirate: who do you think i am anyway?
11:42:54 AM nicholapike: well I think you are lovely pete
11:43:03 AM nicholapike: but anyway- SHL told me you might know
11:43:17 AM Pirate: well my name is not Pete, and i have no idea who you are or SHL is
11:43:38 AM Pirate: but thanks for the serial number!
11:43:42 AM nicholapike: hehe
11:45:16 AM nicholapike: well who the chuff are ya then, as this is Petes AIM
11:46:00 AM Pirate: this is not Pete's aim ... i have had it for a very long time
11:46:08 AM nicholapike: lol
11:46:39 AM nicholapike: ah ok- sorry you are a diff pirate!
11:48:29 AM Pirate: of course i am
11:48:57 AM nicholapike: Apologies- there I was thinkng you were about to tell me how to work this thingy
11:49:26 AM Pirate: well I can tell you how to work your "thingy" but it is not the thingy you are thinking
11:49:30 AM nicholapike: lol
11:49:32 AM nicholapike: haha
11:49:43 AM nicholapike: thanks anyway for the "advice"
11:50:05 AM Pirate: quite welcome, and use small circles and direct pressure
11:50:18 AM nicholapike: LMAO