Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Pirate on the Phone

10:39:07 AM +12055158100: 83x: im not sure might go 2 my moms what are u doin
10:45:55 AM Pirate: i am jerking off today
10:45:55 AM +12055158100 (Autoreply): Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM!
10:46:30 AM +12055158100: Did u have a good bday
10:47:05 AM Pirate: yes, i killed two little kids ... and i bathed in their blood
10:55:22 AM +12055158100: Ahh lovely i miss u! we need 2 hang out soon what r u doin the rest of the week
10:56:25 AM Pirate: i think i might have to do some self-multilation, and get a tattoo of the word SLUT on my forearm
10:58:03 AM +12055158100: Huh i know u would not do such a thing
10:58:21 AM Pirate: oh i would.. i have the razor blade out now
10:59:28 AM +12055158100: Take it easy now
10:59:47 AM Pirate: i am not going to type here anymore, i might get blood on the keyboard.  call me if you want to talk

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