Monday, January 28, 2008

Rainbow Snow Cones!

9:57:06 PM rainbowsnowconez: Hi
9:57:25 PM Pirate: hello
9:58:46 PM Pirate: thats it?
9:58:52 PM rainbowsnowconez: lol
9:59:05 PM rainbowsnowconez: well whos this ;o
9:59:32 PM Pirate: well you IM'd me and I have no idea you are... so you should identify yourself first
10:00:34 PM rainbowsnowconez: i have no idea either um i just added pirate to my list and i didn't think anyone would be on it...
10:01:08 PM Pirate: well now you know... there are people who have these types of names
10:01:28 PM rainbowsnowconez: sorry
10:01:47 PM Pirate: no worries, i have expanded your otherwise very small world

Sunday, January 20, 2008

ps3hax! omg hax!

10:58:04 PM victorvelasco1: hello mate
10:58:14 PM Pirate: hello victor
10:58:26 PM victorvelasco1: i just joined ps3hax
10:58:41 PM victorvelasco1: i think its a cool website
10:58:49 PM Pirate: yah, so?
10:59:04 PM victorvelasco1: just wanted to say was up to the captain
10:59:22 PM Pirate: what are you talking about?  I dont even know what ps3hax is
10:59:32 PM victorvelasco1: oh ok
10:59:39 PM victorvelasco1: w/e later man

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Shanna must be popular on WeeWorld

3:44:34 PM bigbashbr0ther: hey im from ww
3:44:50 PM Pirate: ww?
3:45:04 PM bigbashbr0ther: WeeWorld
3:45:20 PM Pirate: what is a wee world?
3:45:41 PM bigbashbr0ther: the thing u have
3:46:06 PM Pirate: um, i have no idea what you are talking about.  I dont have a thing called wee world, nor would I want to methinks
3:46:10 PM bigbashbr0ther: ur shanna
3:46:16 PM Pirate: nope, i am not
3:46:42 PM bigbashbr0ther: then who is this cause it has ur s/n on her profile
3:47:00 PM Pirate: obviously they have it in their profile wrong
3:47:10 PM bigbashbr0ther: k
3:47:22 PM bigbashbr0ther: by

Monday, January 14, 2008

Shanna, is that you?

8:10:02 PM lover66541: shanna?
8:12:19 PM Pirate: no
8:12:30 PM lover66541: srry
8:14:05 PM Pirate: why would you think i am someone named shanna?
8:14:26 PM lover66541: cuz im on wee world srry i was just askin
8:14:56 PM Pirate: ah that ho used my email to register there, and i dressed her up like a ho
8:15:11 PM lover66541: huh?
8:15:48 PM Pirate: never mind, the act and the abstractness of that act must be too complex for you
8:16:51 PM lover66541: excuse me? u dont have 2 b stupied wit me i was just askin u if u were my friend shanna dont think i dont no wat those words mean so dont expect me 2 say uh
8:17:28 PM Pirate: actually i expect very little from you, as you are randomly IM'ing folks from wee world
8:17:59 PM lover66541: im not my friend gave me her user name and it happen ed 2 b dis1 stop bein stupied wit me god!
8:18:24 PM Pirate: your "friend" lied to you then, some friend shanna is..
8:18:45 PM lover66541: STOP TALKIN BOUT MA FRIEND U BUCHBAG!
8:19:00 PM Pirate: as I said earlier, shanna is a ho
8:19:19 PM lover66541: wat u dont even no her
8:19:30 PM Pirate: ha, i doubt you know her in the real world even
8:19:54 PM lover66541: i do she goes 2 school wit me
8:20:06 PM Pirate: then she is a liar as this is my name
8:20:19 PM lover66541: ok u dont have 2 dis her u dont even no her
8:20:47 PM Pirate: i am not.. i am stating a simple fact. she misled you and in doing so she had to lie therefore making her a liar
8:20:59 PM lover66541: how old r u?
8:22:25 PM Pirate: old enough to know that I am about 3 times your age
8:22:59 PM lover66541: wat the fugde?
8:23:05 PM lover66541: fudge?
8:23:06 PM lover66541: *
8:24:08 PM Pirate: as i said, she is a liar
8:24:23 PM lover66541: stop critisisizin her cuz u dont no her
8:24:40 PM Pirate: omg, you cant spell... it is too funny

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Mom's house

2:03:59 PM jakesharar: ...are you really a pirate?
2:12:13 PM Pirate: are you really a human?
2:13:21 PM jakesharar: so where's your ship?
2:15:18 PM Pirate: at your mom's house
2:15:43 PM jakesharar: in the back yard or the driveway?
2:16:27 PM Pirate: right outside her room

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

A pet on fire

10:16:08 AM blazepet: oye
10:16:30 AM Pirate: ?
10:17:36 AM blazepet: http://www.slowz.com/mass/candyman.jpg
10:17:57 AM Pirate: no thanks, i dont click on links from strangers
10:18:04 AM blazepet: ...
10:18:10 AM blazepet: this is comik right?
10:18:21 AM Pirate: i dont click on links from strangers
10:18:34 AM blazepet: um ok... sorry thought this was comik
10:19:22 AM Pirate: i have no idea who comik is
10:19:35 AM blazepet: sorry i must have two pirate's on my aim
10:19:41 AM Pirate: so delete me
10:19:55 AM blazepet: oh crap i do
10:19:57 AM blazepet: sorry
10:19:59 AM blazepet: will delte
10:20:16 AM Pirate: thanks
10:20:16 AM blazepet: have a nice day

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

So cool?

5:38:47 PM warrensocool: hi
5:39:13 PM warrensocool: is anyone there?
5:39:31 PM warrensocool: can you please answhere me?
5:39:55 PM warrensocool: i love captain jack sparrow
5:40:15 PM warrensocool: my name is taylor
5:40:23 PM warrensocool: what is your name
5:41:03 PM warrensocool: well i will instant message me
5:41:16 PM warrensocool: i mean you
5:41:19 PM warrensocool: later on
5:41:37 PM warrensocool: i love pirates of the caribbean
5:41:54 PM warrensocool: that is my favorite show
5:42:13 PM warrensocool: what is your favorite show?
5:42:34 PM warrensocool: HELLO
5:42:52 PM warrensocool: WILL YOU PLEASE INSTANT MESSAGE ME ALREADY!
8:33:44 PM Pirate: ?