7:17:36 PM mewmewgirl14567: whose this
7:17:55 PM pirate: whose this? that is not grammatically correct
7:17:58 PM pirate: i dont own a this
7:18:17 PM mewmewgirl14567: who is this
7:18:46 PM pirate: i am no one you know, trust me.. as I dont recognize your silly little name
7:19:00 PM mewmewgirl14567: i cant tell if this is a bot
7:19:09 PM pirate: i assure you i am no bot
7:19:18 PM pirate: as i can make comments of my own volition
7:19:23 PM pirate: with no need of you asking me anything
7:19:33 PM mewmewgirl14567: k
7:19:50 PM mewmewgirl14567: i havent logged on in a while so there is alot of crap on here
7:20:18 PM pirate: well, let me help you... you can delete me and everyone else you dont actually know in real life off your buddy list
7:20:33 PM mewmewgirl14567: lol
7:20:55 PM pirate: i am sure that will leave you with most likely your brother/sister and a couple of friends from school
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
English not French
8:26:51 AM ingrid59140: yeah
8:27:17 AM ingrid59140: je ne susi pas la pour le moment jte laisse mon ms
8:27:19 AM ingrid59140: msn*
8:27:34 AM ingrid59140: bsoxaxe@msn.fr
8:27:36 AM ingrid59140: bisoux
8:27:46 AM pirate: what? i dont speak french
8:27:17 AM ingrid59140: je ne susi pas la pour le moment jte laisse mon ms
8:27:19 AM ingrid59140: msn*
8:27:34 AM ingrid59140: bsoxaxe@msn.fr
8:27:36 AM ingrid59140: bisoux
8:27:46 AM pirate: what? i dont speak french
Sunday, July 15, 2007
A polite idiot
6:47:31 PM carrymehome225: hey
6:47:44 PM pirate: ?
6:47:49 PM carrymehome225: who r u
6:48:09 PM carrymehome225: poop head
6:48:19 PM pirate: um, who are you?
6:48:38 PM carrymehome225: this is jake sturgis
6:49:06 PM pirate: well, jake... i dont know you
6:49:15 PM carrymehome225: who r u
6:49:15 PM pirate: so i suggest that you just delete me and move along
6:49:33 PM carrymehome225: who r u
6:49:49 PM carrymehome225: who r u
6:50:01 PM pirate: dude, give up.. i have no intention of telling you
6:50:04 PM pirate: since i dont know you
6:50:13 PM carrymehome225: do u no mike shank
6:50:32 PM pirate: no, the people i know have good grammar and spelling
6:50:42 PM carrymehome225: So do I?
6:50:53 PM carrymehome225: nevermidn
6:51:01 PM carrymehome225: i can spell anything
6:51:07 PM pirate: no you dont, you use the letter u as a word and you incorrectly used the word no for know
6:51:32 PM carrymehome225: No I didn't
6:52:00 PM pirate: 6:50:13 PM carrymehome225: do u no mike shank
6:52:10 PM pirate: right there
6:53:15 PM carrymehome225: ok, listen, I am nicely asking you for your name
6:53:19 PM carrymehome225: okay
6:53:21 PM carrymehome225: ?
6:53:22 PM pirate: and i am declining
6:53:31 PM carrymehome225: may i ask why?
6:53:52 PM pirate: because I DON'T KNOW YOU
6:54:06 PM pirate: idiot
6:54:41 PM carrymehome225: well you've been on my buddylist for a long time. and i just want to see if i might actually know you?
6:54:48 PM pirate: well you dont
6:54:50 PM carrymehome225: do you attend Spring Grove?
6:54:51 PM pirate: so delete me
6:55:20 PM pirate: what the hell is a spring grove? and how would one attend it?
6:56:03 PM carrymehome225: well for starters. moron, spring grove, is a place, and i was referring to attending it's school.
6:56:07 PM carrymehome225: but now i see
6:56:11 PM carrymehome225: that you do not.
6:56:17 PM pirate: of course i dont
6:56:23 PM pirate: you assume you know me, but you dont
6:56:27 PM pirate: you also assume i am a kid
6:56:29 PM pirate: which i am not
6:56:33 PM pirate: you know nothing about me
6:56:35 PM pirate: so delete me!
6:56:41 PM carrymehome225: thank you for your time.
6:47:44 PM pirate: ?
6:47:49 PM carrymehome225: who r u
6:48:09 PM carrymehome225: poop head
6:48:19 PM pirate: um, who are you?
6:48:38 PM carrymehome225: this is jake sturgis
6:49:06 PM pirate: well, jake... i dont know you
6:49:15 PM carrymehome225: who r u
6:49:15 PM pirate: so i suggest that you just delete me and move along
6:49:33 PM carrymehome225: who r u
6:49:49 PM carrymehome225: who r u
6:50:01 PM pirate: dude, give up.. i have no intention of telling you
6:50:04 PM pirate: since i dont know you
6:50:13 PM carrymehome225: do u no mike shank
6:50:32 PM pirate: no, the people i know have good grammar and spelling
6:50:42 PM carrymehome225: So do I?
6:50:53 PM carrymehome225: nevermidn
6:51:01 PM carrymehome225: i can spell anything
6:51:07 PM pirate: no you dont, you use the letter u as a word and you incorrectly used the word no for know
6:51:32 PM carrymehome225: No I didn't
6:52:00 PM pirate: 6:50:13 PM carrymehome225: do u no mike shank
6:52:10 PM pirate: right there
6:53:15 PM carrymehome225: ok, listen, I am nicely asking you for your name
6:53:19 PM carrymehome225: okay
6:53:21 PM carrymehome225: ?
6:53:22 PM pirate: and i am declining
6:53:31 PM carrymehome225: may i ask why?
6:53:52 PM pirate: because I DON'T KNOW YOU
6:54:06 PM pirate: idiot
6:54:41 PM carrymehome225: well you've been on my buddylist for a long time. and i just want to see if i might actually know you?
6:54:48 PM pirate: well you dont
6:54:50 PM carrymehome225: do you attend Spring Grove?
6:54:51 PM pirate: so delete me
6:55:20 PM pirate: what the hell is a spring grove? and how would one attend it?
6:56:03 PM carrymehome225: well for starters. moron, spring grove, is a place, and i was referring to attending it's school.
6:56:07 PM carrymehome225: but now i see
6:56:11 PM carrymehome225: that you do not.
6:56:17 PM pirate: of course i dont
6:56:23 PM pirate: you assume you know me, but you dont
6:56:27 PM pirate: you also assume i am a kid
6:56:29 PM pirate: which i am not
6:56:33 PM pirate: you know nothing about me
6:56:35 PM pirate: so delete me!
6:56:41 PM carrymehome225: thank you for your time.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
I am a wise pirate
8:18:21 PM trevorwo86: hey! who is this?
8:19:33 PM pirate: who is this?
8:19:37 PM trevorwo86: trevor
8:19:45 PM pirate: well then, i am pirate
8:19:46 PM trevorwo86: i found this screen name on my buddy list
8:19:47 PM trevorwo86: ha
8:19:50 PM trevorwo86: well fair enough
8:19:59 PM trevorwo86: so i dont know you?
8:20:16 PM pirate: if you dont know how it got there, it would be a good idea to delete it
8:20:29 PM trevorwo86: hmm this is true
8:20:32 PM trevorwo86: you are a wise pirate
8:19:33 PM pirate: who is this?
8:19:37 PM trevorwo86: trevor
8:19:45 PM pirate: well then, i am pirate
8:19:46 PM trevorwo86: i found this screen name on my buddy list
8:19:47 PM trevorwo86: ha
8:19:50 PM trevorwo86: well fair enough
8:19:59 PM trevorwo86: so i dont know you?
8:20:16 PM pirate: if you dont know how it got there, it would be a good idea to delete it
8:20:29 PM trevorwo86: hmm this is true
8:20:32 PM trevorwo86: you are a wise pirate
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Red Bull gives you Wings!
2:50:28 PM redbullrookie767: hey
2:50:37 PM pirate: DIE DIE DIE
2:50:54 PM redbullrookie767: u de
2:50:58 PM redbullrookie767: die*
2:51:10 PM pirate: i told you to first, and i even spelled it correctly
2:51:18 PM redbullrookie767: so
2:51:43 PM redbullrookie767: i like to kill my self its fun
2:52:09 PM pirate: myself* is one word, genius
2:52:17 PM redbullrookie767: fook u (note: edited for content)
2:52:43 PM pirate: totally showing your intelligence now by resorting to insults and profanity
2:53:03 PM redbullrookie767: it is
2:53:31 PM redbullrookie767: u sound like a retard
2:54:20 PM redbullrookie767: lol
2:54:24 PM pirate: do i really? i didnt realize that sound transferred across my typing in IM
2:54:36 PM redbullrookie767: now u do
2:54:45 PM redbullrookie767: u learn something new er dya
2:54:48 PM redbullrookie767: day*
2:55:10 PM pirate: your grammar is terrible and you are calling me a retard, that is quite ironic
2:55:21 PM redbullrookie767: hahh who is this?
2:55:31 PM pirate: who do you think it is?
2:56:02 PM redbullrookie767: i told u
2:56:09 PM pirate: you told me what?
2:56:19 PM redbullrookie767: who i think u r
2:56:27 PM pirate: nope, you didnt
2:56:37 PM pirate: you must be having one of your little fantasies
2:56:45 PM redbullrookie767: no
2:56:53 PM redbullrookie767: i said u were a retard
2:57:13 PM pirate: they why did you ask who I am, genius?
2:57:39 PM redbullrookie767: who r u?
2:57:53 PM pirate: see you did it again... you must be really confused
2:58:07 PM redbullrookie767: no
2:58:14 PM redbullrookie767: i mean whats your name
2:59:50 PM redbullrookie767: ??
2:50:37 PM pirate: DIE DIE DIE
2:50:54 PM redbullrookie767: u de
2:50:58 PM redbullrookie767: die*
2:51:10 PM pirate: i told you to first, and i even spelled it correctly
2:51:18 PM redbullrookie767: so
2:51:43 PM redbullrookie767: i like to kill my self its fun
2:52:09 PM pirate: myself* is one word, genius
2:52:17 PM redbullrookie767: fook u (note: edited for content)
2:52:43 PM pirate: totally showing your intelligence now by resorting to insults and profanity
2:53:03 PM redbullrookie767: it is
2:53:31 PM redbullrookie767: u sound like a retard
2:54:20 PM redbullrookie767: lol
2:54:24 PM pirate: do i really? i didnt realize that sound transferred across my typing in IM
2:54:36 PM redbullrookie767: now u do
2:54:45 PM redbullrookie767: u learn something new er dya
2:54:48 PM redbullrookie767: day*
2:55:10 PM pirate: your grammar is terrible and you are calling me a retard, that is quite ironic
2:55:21 PM redbullrookie767: hahh who is this?
2:55:31 PM pirate: who do you think it is?
2:56:02 PM redbullrookie767: i told u
2:56:09 PM pirate: you told me what?
2:56:19 PM redbullrookie767: who i think u r
2:56:27 PM pirate: nope, you didnt
2:56:37 PM pirate: you must be having one of your little fantasies
2:56:45 PM redbullrookie767: no
2:56:53 PM redbullrookie767: i said u were a retard
2:57:13 PM pirate: they why did you ask who I am, genius?
2:57:39 PM redbullrookie767: who r u?
2:57:53 PM pirate: see you did it again... you must be really confused
2:58:07 PM redbullrookie767: no
2:58:14 PM redbullrookie767: i mean whats your name
2:59:50 PM redbullrookie767: ??
Saturday, July 7, 2007
A little deeper hottie
2:11:45 PM lildeperehottie3: who is this
2:12:20 PM pirate: your Dad
2:12:35 PM lildeperehottie3: hahha ur funnny!
2:14:03 PM pirate: is ur a word?
2:14:13 PM lildeperehottie3: idk
2:14:14 PM lildeperehottie3: idc
2:14:40 PM pirate: then leave me child for thou art not intelligent enough to be on the Internet
2:15:12 PM lildeperehottie3: who is this 4 real!~
2:15:26 PM pirate: for real, i will never tell you
2:15:33 PM pirate: for you do not have a reason to know
2:16:32 PM lildeperehottie3: WELL BYE
2:12:20 PM pirate: your Dad
2:12:35 PM lildeperehottie3: hahha ur funnny!
2:14:03 PM pirate: is ur a word?
2:14:13 PM lildeperehottie3: idk
2:14:14 PM lildeperehottie3: idc
2:14:40 PM pirate: then leave me child for thou art not intelligent enough to be on the Internet
2:15:12 PM lildeperehottie3: who is this 4 real!~
2:15:26 PM pirate: for real, i will never tell you
2:15:33 PM pirate: for you do not have a reason to know
2:16:32 PM lildeperehottie3: WELL BYE
Friday, July 6, 2007
Friggin' Moron
4:01:43 PM ninjakicker123: hey are u a butt pirate?
4:01:59 PM pirate: are you a fairy ninja?
4:02:05 PM ninjakicker123: yea
4:02:12 PM pirate: smoking pole are you?
4:02:24 PM ninjakicker123: umm no just your mom
4:02:42 PM pirate: my mom has no pole, but i hear you fairies dont care... you are just all about the O
4:03:10 PM ninjakicker123: yea u guessed right i am sorry it was your sister
4:03:23 PM pirate: um, are you not paying attention?
4:04:15 PM ninjakicker123: well when i saw your sister her pole was biger than mine yours and yours is pritty small so i am sorry i couldnt see it
4:04:37 PM pirate: omg, you cannot spell and you have no grammar skills
4:04:46 PM pirate: *pretty*
4:04:52 PM pirate: *bigger*
4:05:01 PM ninjakicker123: well you have great blowing skills i saw you use them last night
4:05:02 PM pirate: and your entire sentence was a run on
4:05:24 PM pirate: blowing skills? my ship sails on it's own
4:05:46 PM ninjakicker123: ok let me ask yoiu a question
4:05:51 PM pirate: *you*
4:06:06 PM pirate: omg, can you type any slower?
4:06:07 PM ninjakicker123: whats up
4:06:18 PM ninjakicker123: well i can type backwards
4:06:27 PM pirate: are you typing with a long stick from your mouth?
4:06:32 PM pirate: do you have no hands?
4:06:37 PM pirate: using both fingers?
4:06:40 PM ninjakicker123: no just from my lags
4:06:43 PM pirate: having your monkey type this?
4:06:49 PM pirate: your lags? as in delay?
4:06:49 PM ninjakicker123: no your mom
4:06:59 PM ninjakicker123: legs fuznuts
4:07:05 PM pirate: you said lags, idiot
4:07:11 PM ninjakicker123: no i didnt
4:07:43 PM pirate: 4:06:40 PM ninjakicker123: no just from my lags
4:07:49 PM ninjakicker123: i said u are my sole mate
4:07:50 PM pirate: you said lags, numb nuts
4:07:59 PM pirate: sole is on your foot, i think you mean soul
4:08:08 PM ninjakicker123: no i didnt
4:08:28 PM pirate: so you meant to use a homonym?
4:08:33 PM pirate: do you even know what that is?
4:08:42 PM ninjakicker123: your from my foot my third foot
4:08:51 PM ninjakicker123: ur a frigen homo
4:08:52 PM pirate: go get a SN without numbers in it, and then you may IM me again
4:01:59 PM pirate: are you a fairy ninja?
4:02:05 PM ninjakicker123: yea
4:02:12 PM pirate: smoking pole are you?
4:02:24 PM ninjakicker123: umm no just your mom
4:02:42 PM pirate: my mom has no pole, but i hear you fairies dont care... you are just all about the O
4:03:10 PM ninjakicker123: yea u guessed right i am sorry it was your sister
4:03:23 PM pirate: um, are you not paying attention?
4:04:15 PM ninjakicker123: well when i saw your sister her pole was biger than mine yours and yours is pritty small so i am sorry i couldnt see it
4:04:37 PM pirate: omg, you cannot spell and you have no grammar skills
4:04:46 PM pirate: *pretty*
4:04:52 PM pirate: *bigger*
4:05:01 PM ninjakicker123: well you have great blowing skills i saw you use them last night
4:05:02 PM pirate: and your entire sentence was a run on
4:05:24 PM pirate: blowing skills? my ship sails on it's own
4:05:46 PM ninjakicker123: ok let me ask yoiu a question
4:05:51 PM pirate: *you*
4:06:06 PM pirate: omg, can you type any slower?
4:06:07 PM ninjakicker123: whats up
4:06:18 PM ninjakicker123: well i can type backwards
4:06:27 PM pirate: are you typing with a long stick from your mouth?
4:06:32 PM pirate: do you have no hands?
4:06:37 PM pirate: using both fingers?
4:06:40 PM ninjakicker123: no just from my lags
4:06:43 PM pirate: having your monkey type this?
4:06:49 PM pirate: your lags? as in delay?
4:06:49 PM ninjakicker123: no your mom
4:06:59 PM ninjakicker123: legs fuznuts
4:07:05 PM pirate: you said lags, idiot
4:07:11 PM ninjakicker123: no i didnt
4:07:43 PM pirate: 4:06:40 PM ninjakicker123: no just from my lags
4:07:49 PM ninjakicker123: i said u are my sole mate
4:07:50 PM pirate: you said lags, numb nuts
4:07:59 PM pirate: sole is on your foot, i think you mean soul
4:08:08 PM ninjakicker123: no i didnt
4:08:28 PM pirate: so you meant to use a homonym?
4:08:33 PM pirate: do you even know what that is?
4:08:42 PM ninjakicker123: your from my foot my third foot
4:08:51 PM ninjakicker123: ur a frigen homo
4:08:52 PM pirate: go get a SN without numbers in it, and then you may IM me again
Good!
3:56:19 PM equeenlizanna: hi
3:56:24 PM pirate: yes?
3:56:33 PM equeenlizanna: just hi
3:57:37 PM equeenlizanna: bye. i gotta go
3:57:42 PM pirate: wtf
3:58:01 PM equeenlizanna: leaving
3:58:06 PM pirate: blocking you
3:58:14 PM equeenlizanna: good
3:58:18 PM pirate: good!
3:56:24 PM pirate: yes?
3:56:33 PM equeenlizanna: just hi
3:57:37 PM equeenlizanna: bye. i gotta go
3:57:42 PM pirate: wtf
3:58:01 PM equeenlizanna: leaving
3:58:06 PM pirate: blocking you
3:58:14 PM equeenlizanna: good
3:58:18 PM pirate: good!
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Michelle loves Pirates
11:41:47 AM michelleingr: Hiya
11:42:14 AM pirate: ?
11:42:25 AM michelleingr: how are you?
11:42:36 AM pirate: who are you?
11:42:45 AM michelleingr: arent you an aim bot?
11:42:51 AM pirate: no
11:43:04 AM michelleingr: your a real person?
11:43:24 AM pirate: what do you think.. yes i am a real person
11:43:45 AM michelleingr: oh. sorry. one of my friends told me you were an aim bot.
11:44:18 AM michelleingr: So, do you like Pirates Of The Caribbean?
11:44:27 AM pirate: go kill yourself
11:44:37 AM michelleingr: ???
11:44:56 AM michelleingr: you have problems
11:45:43 AM pirate: do i.. i am not the one randomly im'ing people with silly and inane questions
11:42:14 AM pirate: ?
11:42:25 AM michelleingr: how are you?
11:42:36 AM pirate: who are you?
11:42:45 AM michelleingr: arent you an aim bot?
11:42:51 AM pirate: no
11:43:04 AM michelleingr: your a real person?
11:43:24 AM pirate: what do you think.. yes i am a real person
11:43:45 AM michelleingr: oh. sorry. one of my friends told me you were an aim bot.
11:44:18 AM michelleingr: So, do you like Pirates Of The Caribbean?
11:44:27 AM pirate: go kill yourself
11:44:37 AM michelleingr: ???
11:44:56 AM michelleingr: you have problems
11:45:43 AM pirate: do i.. i am not the one randomly im'ing people with silly and inane questions
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