Friggin' Moron

4:01:43 PM ninjakicker123: hey are u a butt pirate?
4:01:59 PM pirate: are you a fairy ninja?
4:02:05 PM ninjakicker123: yea
4:02:12 PM pirate: smoking pole are you?
4:02:24 PM ninjakicker123: umm no just your mom
4:02:42 PM pirate: my mom has no pole, but i hear you fairies dont care... you are just all about the O
4:03:10 PM ninjakicker123: yea u guessed right i am sorry it was your sister
4:03:23 PM pirate: um, are you not paying attention?
4:04:15 PM ninjakicker123: well when i saw your sister her pole was biger than mine yours and yours is pritty small so i am sorry i couldnt see it
4:04:37 PM pirate: omg, you cannot spell and  you have no grammar skills
4:04:46 PM pirate: *pretty*
4:04:52 PM pirate: *bigger*
4:05:01 PM ninjakicker123: well you have great blowing skills i saw you use them last night
4:05:02 PM pirate: and your entire sentence was a run on
4:05:24 PM pirate: blowing skills?  my ship sails on it's own
4:05:46 PM ninjakicker123: ok let me ask yoiu a question
4:05:51 PM pirate: *you*
4:06:06 PM pirate: omg, can you type any slower?
4:06:07 PM ninjakicker123: whats up
4:06:18 PM ninjakicker123: well i can type backwards
4:06:27 PM pirate: are you typing with a long stick from your mouth?
4:06:32 PM pirate: do you have no hands?
4:06:37 PM pirate: using both fingers?
4:06:40 PM ninjakicker123: no just from my lags
4:06:43 PM pirate: having your monkey type this?
4:06:49 PM pirate: your lags?  as in delay?
4:06:49 PM ninjakicker123: no your mom
4:06:59 PM ninjakicker123: legs fuznuts
4:07:05 PM pirate: you said lags, idiot
4:07:11 PM ninjakicker123: no i didnt
4:07:43 PM pirate: 4:06:40 PM ninjakicker123: no just from my lags
4:07:49 PM ninjakicker123: i said u are my sole mate
4:07:50 PM pirate: you said lags, numb nuts
4:07:59 PM pirate: sole is on your foot, i think you mean soul
4:08:08 PM ninjakicker123: no i didnt
4:08:28 PM pirate: so you meant to use a homonym?
4:08:33 PM pirate: do you even know what that is?
4:08:42 PM ninjakicker123: your from my foot my third foot
4:08:51 PM ninjakicker123: ur a frigen homo
4:08:52 PM pirate: go get a SN without numbers in it, and then you may IM me again

Tags: im, chat, idiots, homonym, pirate, ninja