Monday, October 27, 2008

Not that kind of Pirate

8:18:40 PM srsnig: :)
8:30:36 PM Pirate: what?
8:30:46 PM srsnig: Argh.
8:31:47 PM Pirate: what do you want?
8:32:51 PM srsnig: Pass:2691-6EA1BEF4
8:33:18 PM Pirate: what should i do with that password? i dont know the username or the application it goes to
8:33:24 PM srsnig: nvm
8:33:26 PM srsnig: :[
8:33:40 PM Pirate: you, sir, are very confused
8:33:48 PM srsnig: i know.
8:33:53 PM srsnig: You're Tosi?
8:33:59 PM Pirate: i am Pirate
8:34:04 PM srsnig: Oh.
8:34:12 PM srsnig: Do you pirate?
8:34:23 PM Pirate: i pillage and plunder the seven seas
8:34:35 PM srsnig: lulz, kids.
8:34:45 PM Pirate: lulz? LOL
8:34:52 PM srsnig: L O L
8:34:53 PM Pirate: you are so internet savvy
8:34:53 PM srsnig: : P
8:35:00 PM Pirate: i bet you have cat pics also
8:35:09 PM srsnig: Pardon my French, but you my dear AIMer...
8:35:13 PM srsnig: You love me and I know it.
8:35:32 PM Pirate: uh yah, i love random IM's

I block him, and he comes back with the SN of modify:
8:40:34 PM modify: Dude. I love the last one. Cossack.
8:40:54 PM Pirate: nice of you to give me all your SN's
8:41:10 PM modify: Its k, i have 1000+ leets lol.
8:41:18 PM Pirate: 1000+ eh?
8:41:21 PM modify: And why are you so mean?
8:41:24 PM modify: Ily :[
8:41:45 PM Pirate: because of tards like you

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

WTF is up?

8:21:27 PM wtfisup112: u selling the goods?
8:21:41 PM Pirate: are you a complete moron?
8:21:49 PM wtfisup112: i heard u had the goods
8:22:00 PM Pirate: i heard you were a moron
8:22:22 PM wtfisup112: wait
8:22:28 PM wtfisup112: i ddint park my car here
8:22:31 PM wtfisup112: *didnt
8:23:16 PM Pirate: like you are old enough to drive
8:23:51 PM wtfisup112: yeah
8:24:14 PM Pirate: that is a very ambiguous and non-committal answer
8:25:11 PM wtfisup112: i am
8:25:17 PM Pirate: are you having a hard time keeping up?
8:25:21 PM Pirate: should i use smaller words?
8:25:21 PM wtfisup112: sry
8:25:23 PM wtfisup112: on the phone
8:25:26 PM wtfisup112: tryibg to get goods
8:25:32 PM wtfisup112: since u dont have them
8:25:42 PM Pirate: and you are still a moron
8:26:20 PM wtfisup112: u got the goods then?
8:26:40 PM Pirate: pardon me, but i have no idea what the goods are
8:26:43 PM Pirate: ..moron
8:26:48 PM wtfisup112: u know
8:26:52 PM wtfisup112: "the goods"
8:27:06 PM Pirate: yah i dont