WTF is up?

8:21:27 PM wtfisup112: u selling the goods?
8:21:41 PM Pirate: are you a complete moron?
8:21:49 PM wtfisup112: i heard u had the goods
8:22:00 PM Pirate: i heard you were a moron
8:22:22 PM wtfisup112: wait
8:22:28 PM wtfisup112: i ddint park my car here
8:22:31 PM wtfisup112: *didnt
8:23:16 PM Pirate: like you are old enough to drive
8:23:51 PM wtfisup112: yeah
8:24:14 PM Pirate: that is a very ambiguous and non-committal answer
8:25:11 PM wtfisup112: i am
8:25:17 PM Pirate: are you having a hard time keeping up?
8:25:21 PM Pirate: should i use smaller words?
8:25:21 PM wtfisup112: sry
8:25:23 PM wtfisup112: on the phone
8:25:26 PM wtfisup112: tryibg to get goods
8:25:32 PM wtfisup112: since u dont have them
8:25:42 PM Pirate: and you are still a moron
8:26:20 PM wtfisup112: u got the goods then?
8:26:40 PM Pirate: pardon me, but i have no idea what the goods are
8:26:43 PM Pirate: ..moron
8:26:48 PM wtfisup112: u know
8:26:52 PM wtfisup112: "the goods"
8:27:06 PM Pirate: yah i dont