Fudgenuts47 is a Troll

7:37:46 PM fudgenuts47: sup sir
7:37:56 PM Pirate: huh?
7:38:21 PM fudgenuts47: i was literally typing anything i could think of in the send an im option
7:38:29 PM fudgenuts47: i'm waiting for bob dylan to respond
7:39:04 PM Pirate: lame
7:39:15 PM fudgenuts47: yeah cool
7:39:26 PM fudgenuts47: so are you like 30 years old?
7:39:37 PM fudgenuts47: or did you make the sn when you were like 5?
7:39:38 PM Pirate: are you like 14?
7:40:10 PM Pirate: because only some tard or kid would dare use a name with a set of numbers in it
7:40:27 PM fudgenuts47: yeah i know, those guys suck
7:40:36 PM fudgenuts47: so you just got lucky, eh?
7:40:50 PM fudgenuts47: well nice talking to you but i'm waiting for ninja to responde
7:40:53 PM Pirate: Creative, and not willing to settle for a crummy SN

No handlebars

12:33:13 PM ulysdooope25: hey wey come with me to the bank in the bike
12:33:31 PM Pirate: ok, you coming to pick me up?
12:33:42 PM ulysdooope25: i said bike wey
12:34:01 PM Pirate: can't i ride on the back of your bike?
12:34:22 PM ulysdooope25: haha wtf gay ass!
12:34:38 PM Pirate: or i could sit on the handlebars?
12:34:55 PM ulysdooope25: i have no handlebars
12:35:06 PM Pirate: well that sucks
12:35:13 PM Pirate: so i have to ride my bike?
12:35:37 PM ulysdooope25: this isnt piiie
12:35:38 PM ulysdooope25: hahaha
12:35:40 PM ulysdooope25: fuck u
12:35:44 PM ulysdooope25: yeah get a bike son
12:36:01 PM Pirate: you IM'd me, dont you know who you are IM'ing?
12:36:17 PM ulysdooope25: yeah i guess i got it wrong oh well
12:36:24 PM ulysdooope25: alright son my bad
12:36:25 PM ulysdooope25: peace
12:36:33 PM Pirate: are you going to rob the bank?
12:36:46 PM ulysdooope25: maybe
12:37:00 PM Pirate: hard to carry loot on your bike that has no handlebars
12:37:24 PM ulysdooope25: haha word

Why do you change a song?

10:23:25 PM whoputsaname: Why do you change a song
10:23:35 PM whoputsaname: Every to fucking seconds
10:23:54 PM Pirate: like every 400 seconds when the song switches over, retard
10:24:27 PM whoputsaname: Are you on the radio or something?
10:24:33 PM Pirate: i dont know, am i?
10:25:01 PM whoputsaname: Then how is the song switching over?
10:25:08 PM whoputsaname: Ipod?
10:25:22 PM Pirate: you, my little lost friend, are an idiot
10:25:34 PM whoputsaname: How?
10:26:51 PM Pirate: have you heard of iTunes and automation?
10:28:55 PM whoputsaname: Well
10:29:03 PM Pirate: what?
10:29:10 PM whoputsaname: iTunes and iPod are preatty much the same thing
10:29:18 PM Pirate: i think you mean pretty
10:29:19 PM whoputsaname: The same thing
10:29:29 PM whoputsaname: But iPod is portable
10:29:59 PM whoputsaname: So
10:30:00 PM Pirate: no shit, really?
10:30:03 PM Pirate: i had no idea
10:30:05 PM whoputsaname: I was actually rite
10:30:11 PM whoputsaname: -.-
10:30:12 PM Pirate: the iPod is portable!
10:30:20 PM whoputsaname: Adurr
10:30:20 PM Pirate: that is genius! seriously! it is portable!
10:30:32 PM Pirate: do others know about this?
10:30:34 PM whoputsaname: Wow
10:30:39 PM whoputsaname: Yes
10:31:29 PM Pirate: no way, then why dont you understand that iTunes is changing the fucking song in my status as it plays them!!!!!
10:32:44 PM whoputsaname: Okk