12:01:31 AM talk2chrisd: hi
12:02:47 AM pirate: what?
12:02:58 AM talk2chrisd: who is this
12:03:07 AM pirate: it is your Mom
12:03:15 AM talk2chrisd: funny
12:03:36 AM pirate: yes, your mom (Me) is funny
12:04:03 AM talk2chrisd: okay my mom's hilarious whats your point
12:04:11 AM pirate: nothing
12:04:25 AM pirate: you im'd me, sherlock
12:04:36 AM talk2chrisd: your a dooshbag
12:04:54 AM pirate: you cant spell... it is spelled douche
12:05:11 AM talk2chrisd: of course you would know that
12:05:22 AM pirate: oh, and your grammar is terrible.. it is you are not your
12:05:49 AM pirate: your is possessive not transitive
12:06:00 AM talk2chrisd: its aim its not an english test
12:06:14 AM talk2chrisd: it is, i am sry
12:06:16 AM pirate: well you should learn who are you are IM'ing
12:06:23 AM pirate: it might be an English test
12:06:39 AM talk2chrisd: then whats my grade
12:06:43 AM pirate: F
12:07:04 AM talk2chrisd: that is great
12:07:23 AM pirate: yes, you are great for a special ed kid
Monday, May 28, 2007
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Pirate is Mean
1:52:28 PM xxjessiixxoo: your mean.
4:15:42 PM pirate: you are grammatically incorrect
4:15:46 PM xxjessiixxoo (Autoreply): stuff.
4:25:14 PM xxjessiixxoo: lol
4:25:35 PM pirate: you are, not your
4:25:40 PM xxjessiixxoo: i know
4:15:42 PM pirate: you are grammatically incorrect
4:15:46 PM xxjessiixxoo (Autoreply): stuff.
4:25:14 PM xxjessiixxoo: lol
4:25:35 PM pirate: you are, not your
4:25:40 PM xxjessiixxoo: i know
Friday, May 25, 2007
Jack Sparrow as a child
2:21:14 PM jackiesparrow101: would your screenname be based on Pirates of the Caribbean perhaps?
2:21:36 PM pirate: no it is not
2:21:56 PM jackiesparrow101: is it based on ANYTHING then?
2:22:02 PM jackiesparrow101: just pirates?
2:22:16 PM pirate: and who are you?
2:22:30 PM jackiesparrow101: jackiesparrow101
2:23:16 PM pirate: ah i see, so you can't think of an original name.. someone already had it before you... so you have to put the 101 on the end
2:25:23 PM jackiesparrow101: I came up with jackiesparrow myself, and decided to put the 101 on the end. i had no way of knowing if someone else already had that name.
2:25:40 PM pirate: why not just jackiesparrow
2:27:15 PM jackiesparrow101: well, my friend came up with the whole numbers at the end of your aim screen name thing, so I went along with it.
2:27:32 PM jackiesparrow101: you know pirates 3 comes out today
2:28:13 PM pirate: i could care less
2:29:49 PM jackiesparrow101: what ev. with a screen name of pirate, you'd think that you WOULD care.
2:30:06 PM pirate: why should i care?
2:30:19 PM jackiesparrow101: Don't gat mad... i didn't mean that in a bad way
2:30:20 PM pirate: it is just a stupid movie
2:30:39 PM jackiesparrow101: ok, i'm gone from here
2:30:48 PM pirate: good, and delete me
2:31:09 PM jackiesparrow101: fine
2:31:14 PM pirate: good!
2:31:16 PM jackiesparrow101: i will
2:31:31 PM pirate: do it now!
2:31:39 PM jackiesparrow101: i am
2:21:36 PM pirate: no it is not
2:21:56 PM jackiesparrow101: is it based on ANYTHING then?
2:22:02 PM jackiesparrow101: just pirates?
2:22:16 PM pirate: and who are you?
2:22:30 PM jackiesparrow101: jackiesparrow101
2:23:16 PM pirate: ah i see, so you can't think of an original name.. someone already had it before you... so you have to put the 101 on the end
2:25:23 PM jackiesparrow101: I came up with jackiesparrow myself, and decided to put the 101 on the end. i had no way of knowing if someone else already had that name.
2:25:40 PM pirate: why not just jackiesparrow
2:27:15 PM jackiesparrow101: well, my friend came up with the whole numbers at the end of your aim screen name thing, so I went along with it.
2:27:32 PM jackiesparrow101: you know pirates 3 comes out today
2:28:13 PM pirate: i could care less
2:29:49 PM jackiesparrow101: what ev. with a screen name of pirate, you'd think that you WOULD care.
2:30:06 PM pirate: why should i care?
2:30:19 PM jackiesparrow101: Don't gat mad... i didn't mean that in a bad way
2:30:20 PM pirate: it is just a stupid movie
2:30:39 PM jackiesparrow101: ok, i'm gone from here
2:30:48 PM pirate: good, and delete me
2:31:09 PM jackiesparrow101: fine
2:31:14 PM pirate: good!
2:31:16 PM jackiesparrow101: i will
2:31:31 PM pirate: do it now!
2:31:39 PM jackiesparrow101: i am
Monday, May 21, 2007
Summer Break already?
1:00:08 PM therin007: what the heck are you doing ?
1:00:15 PM pirate: ?
1:00:37 PM therin007: julio
1:04:12 PM pirate: iglesias?
1:00:15 PM pirate: ?
1:00:37 PM therin007: julio
1:04:12 PM pirate: iglesias?
Sunday, May 20, 2007
A child
2:23:42 PM cowcrazy1995: like woahhhh
2:23:48 PM cowcrazy1995: HELLO?
2:23:56 PM pirate: ?
2:24:56 PM cowcrazy1995: whats gonna happen in the 3 movie??
2:25:04 PM pirate: what are you talking about?
2:23:48 PM cowcrazy1995: HELLO?
2:23:56 PM pirate: ?
2:24:56 PM cowcrazy1995: whats gonna happen in the 3 movie??
2:25:04 PM pirate: what are you talking about?
Monday, May 14, 2007
No, I don't know Higgins
BurtonRider299 (9:11 PM): hey
BurtonRider299 (9:25 PM): who r u
pirate (9:39 PM): Who are you?
9:40:21 PM burtonrider299: mike
9:40:57 PM pirate: so?
9:41:31 PM burtonrider299: ur on my buddy list and i just was wondering how i got it
9:41:40 PM pirate: i have no idea
9:41:47 PM burtonrider299: what is ur name?
9:42:49 PM pirate: phil
9:43:01 PM burtonrider299: are u in college?
9:43:06 PM pirate: nope
9:43:11 PM burtonrider299: hmm
9:43:21 PM burtonrider299: is ur last name higgins?
9:43:32 PM pirate: my last name is irate
9:43:35 PM pirate: phil irate
9:43:40 PM pirate: p.irate == pirate
9:43:44 PM burtonrider299: got it
9:43:59 PM burtonrider299: sorry to bug you dude, ill take u off my buddy list
9:45:20 PM pirate: good
BurtonRider299 (9:25 PM): who r u
pirate (9:39 PM): Who are you?
9:40:21 PM burtonrider299: mike
9:40:57 PM pirate: so?
9:41:31 PM burtonrider299: ur on my buddy list and i just was wondering how i got it
9:41:40 PM pirate: i have no idea
9:41:47 PM burtonrider299: what is ur name?
9:42:49 PM pirate: phil
9:43:01 PM burtonrider299: are u in college?
9:43:06 PM pirate: nope
9:43:11 PM burtonrider299: hmm
9:43:21 PM burtonrider299: is ur last name higgins?
9:43:32 PM pirate: my last name is irate
9:43:35 PM pirate: phil irate
9:43:40 PM pirate: p.irate == pirate
9:43:44 PM burtonrider299: got it
9:43:59 PM burtonrider299: sorry to bug you dude, ill take u off my buddy list
9:45:20 PM pirate: good
Oh noes, a haxor!!??!
ManagerAB1691 (7:10 PM): hello. you have been selected from a list of people that have been reported on AIM. i need your account information (including) your username and password.
pirate (8:04 PM): Lol are you kidding?
pirate (8:04 PM): Lol are you kidding?
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Friday, May 11, 2007
School's out today
9:15:22 AM swimchicax9: hi
9:15:28 AM pirate: hello
9:15:47 AM swimchicax9: whats up
9:16:00 AM pirate: do i know you?
9:16:23 AM swimchicax9: yeah
9:16:26 AM swimchicax9: isnt this jacob?
9:16:30 AM pirate: no it is not
9:16:34 AM swimchicax9: oh
9:16:38 AM swimchicax9: sorry dude
9:16:46 AM swimchicax9: you have to much of an original sn
9:16:56 AM swimchicax9: im surpried lots of ppl dont tlk to you
9:17:01 AM pirate: they do
9:17:05 AM pirate: and i put them all on my blog
9:17:15 AM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
9:17:25 AM swimchicax9: uhm
9:17:33 AM swimchicax9: please dont put me
9:17:38 AM swimchicax9: my mom will call the police
9:17:47 AM pirate: she can, and it will do no good
9:17:52 AM pirate: but i will post this
9:17:59 AM pirate: since it was unsolicited
9:18:29 AM swimchicax9: k
9:18:31 AM swimchicax9: well thats cool
9:18:33 AM swimchicax9: haha this is funny
9:15:28 AM pirate: hello
9:15:47 AM swimchicax9: whats up
9:16:00 AM pirate: do i know you?
9:16:23 AM swimchicax9: yeah
9:16:26 AM swimchicax9: isnt this jacob?
9:16:30 AM pirate: no it is not
9:16:34 AM swimchicax9: oh
9:16:38 AM swimchicax9: sorry dude
9:16:46 AM swimchicax9: you have to much of an original sn
9:16:56 AM swimchicax9: im surpried lots of ppl dont tlk to you
9:17:01 AM pirate: they do
9:17:05 AM pirate: and i put them all on my blog
9:17:15 AM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
9:17:25 AM swimchicax9: uhm
9:17:33 AM swimchicax9: please dont put me
9:17:38 AM swimchicax9: my mom will call the police
9:17:47 AM pirate: she can, and it will do no good
9:17:52 AM pirate: but i will post this
9:17:59 AM pirate: since it was unsolicited
9:18:29 AM swimchicax9: k
9:18:31 AM swimchicax9: well thats cool
9:18:33 AM swimchicax9: haha this is funny
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Another Offer to Buy the Screen Name
11:19:31 AM mbabymilan: Cna I have that screen name?
11:21:45 AM pirate: which screen name?
11:22:02 AM mbabymilan: Pirate. I've been wanting it for about 7 years.
11:22:20 AM pirate: too bad for you
11:22:29 AM mbabymilan: When did you get it?
11:23:20 AM mbabymilan: I'll but it from you for $10 USD
11:23:33 AM pirate: but it from me?
11:23:49 AM mbabymilan: Sorry ... 'buy'
11:24:08 AM pirate: no thanks, i have been offered 5 grand for it already and turned it down
11:24:21 AM mbabymilan: Really? Sweet.
11:24:40 AM mbabymilan: Oh well, I'll delete you from my IM list, now that we've spoken.
11:24:51 AM pirate: alright
11:21:45 AM pirate: which screen name?
11:22:02 AM mbabymilan: Pirate. I've been wanting it for about 7 years.
11:22:20 AM pirate: too bad for you
11:22:29 AM mbabymilan: When did you get it?
11:23:20 AM mbabymilan: I'll but it from you for $10 USD
11:23:33 AM pirate: but it from me?
11:23:49 AM mbabymilan: Sorry ... 'buy'
11:24:08 AM pirate: no thanks, i have been offered 5 grand for it already and turned it down
11:24:21 AM mbabymilan: Really? Sweet.
11:24:40 AM mbabymilan: Oh well, I'll delete you from my IM list, now that we've spoken.
11:24:51 AM pirate: alright
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
This is Lauren
7:56:14 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: what was taht for?
7:56:23 PM pirate: sorry?
7:57:49 PM pirate: what are you talking about?
7:58:01 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: blocking me
7:58:11 PM pirate: who are you?
7:58:33 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: you know who i am
7:58:37 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: this is lauren
7:58:38 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: i know
7:58:56 PM pirate: lauren, i have no idea who you are.. and you have no idea who i am
7:59:04 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: okay well who is it
7:59:16 PM pirate: well, I am Pirate
7:59:22 PM pirate: see the screen name?
7:59:33 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: whatever
7:59:51 PM pirate: yep, i agree... since i have no idea who you are, or what you are talking about
7:56:23 PM pirate: sorry?
7:57:49 PM pirate: what are you talking about?
7:58:01 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: blocking me
7:58:11 PM pirate: who are you?
7:58:33 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: you know who i am
7:58:37 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: this is lauren
7:58:38 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: i know
7:58:56 PM pirate: lauren, i have no idea who you are.. and you have no idea who i am
7:59:04 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: okay well who is it
7:59:16 PM pirate: well, I am Pirate
7:59:22 PM pirate: see the screen name?
7:59:33 PM x3r0b0tl0ve: whatever
7:59:51 PM pirate: yep, i agree... since i have no idea who you are, or what you are talking about
You around?
11:15:29 PM bone080: rena you around?
11:15:30 PM bone080: rena you around?
11:16:38 PM bone080: serena its vic
11:15:30 PM bone080: rena you around?
11:16:38 PM bone080: serena its vic
Monday, May 7, 2007
Make the monkeys stop!
10:40:40 PM georgiadawgs1331: already start reading this dont stop or else something bad will happen...my name is teddy... i am 7 years old with blonde hair and scary eyes. i have no nose or ears. i am dead. if u dont send this 2 15ppl b4 you go 2 bed i will appear 2night with a knife and kill u. this is no joke. something good will happen 2 u and at 11:55 someone will call u or talk 2 u online ans say i luv u or ask u out but heres the catch u have 2 send this 2 15 different people... u cant send it bak 2 me. hahaha hahaha hahaha
11:04:43 PM pirate: you are retarded
11:04:43 PM pirate: you are retarded
English, the lost art
7:25:14 PM treeleaf911: hi
7:25:34 PM treeleaf911: u play runescape?
7:47:04 PM pirate: no
7:47:24 PM treeleaf911: ok
7:47:39 PM pirate: who are you?
7:47:53 PM treeleaf911: i live in florida
7:48:35 PM pirate: that would answer where are you, not who are you
7:25:34 PM treeleaf911: u play runescape?
7:47:04 PM pirate: no
7:47:24 PM treeleaf911: ok
7:47:39 PM pirate: who are you?
7:47:53 PM treeleaf911: i live in florida
7:48:35 PM pirate: that would answer where are you, not who are you
Friday, May 4, 2007
Hey, Austin!
5:29:01 PM john2babel: very nice
5:42:16 PM john2babel: austin its john babel
5:44:30 PM pirate: and I have no idea who you are, and why do you think my name is Austin
5:44:41 PM john2babel: idk
5:44:49 PM john2babel: so whats up
5:45:05 PM pirate: nothing
5:45:09 PM john2babel: cool
5:45:19 PM john2babel: so how come ur sister comes into class
5:45:26 PM john2babel: ur always like its been forever
5:45:39 PM pirate: you are not making any sense
5:46:01 PM john2babel: who is this
5:46:22 PM pirate: i am not Austin, i said that at first
5:46:29 PM john2babel: who is this then
5:46:37 PM pirate: obviously someone you dont know
5:46:52 PM john2babel: my bad i thought this was my friends s/n
5:47:11 PM pirate: doubtful, he is not cool enough to have the SN of Pirate
5:47:22 PM john2babel: o he is
5:47:24 PM john2babel: dont play
5:47:37 PM pirate: what makes him so cool?
5:47:47 PM john2babel: what dont make him cool would be a better ?
5:48:09 PM pirate: having you as a friend would make him less cool i am sure
5:48:26 PM john2babel: o and u know me so well dont u
5:48:34 PM pirate: i dont know you at all
5:48:42 PM john2babel: my point exacltly
5:48:44 PM pirate: but you are lame enough to randomly im people on the internet
5:48:48 PM pirate: so you must be pretty lame
5:42:16 PM john2babel: austin its john babel
5:44:30 PM pirate: and I have no idea who you are, and why do you think my name is Austin
5:44:41 PM john2babel: idk
5:44:49 PM john2babel: so whats up
5:45:05 PM pirate: nothing
5:45:09 PM john2babel: cool
5:45:19 PM john2babel: so how come ur sister comes into class
5:45:26 PM john2babel: ur always like its been forever
5:45:39 PM pirate: you are not making any sense
5:46:01 PM john2babel: who is this
5:46:22 PM pirate: i am not Austin, i said that at first
5:46:29 PM john2babel: who is this then
5:46:37 PM pirate: obviously someone you dont know
5:46:52 PM john2babel: my bad i thought this was my friends s/n
5:47:11 PM pirate: doubtful, he is not cool enough to have the SN of Pirate
5:47:22 PM john2babel: o he is
5:47:24 PM john2babel: dont play
5:47:37 PM pirate: what makes him so cool?
5:47:47 PM john2babel: what dont make him cool would be a better ?
5:48:09 PM pirate: having you as a friend would make him less cool i am sure
5:48:26 PM john2babel: o and u know me so well dont u
5:48:34 PM pirate: i dont know you at all
5:48:42 PM john2babel: my point exacltly
5:48:44 PM pirate: but you are lame enough to randomly im people on the internet
5:48:48 PM pirate: so you must be pretty lame
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Ok, bye
4:59:25 PM ninjakicker123: hey
4:59:53 PM ninjakicker123: bye
4:59:56 PM pirate: ?
5:00:00 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:00:05 PM pirate: idiot
5:00:11 PM ninjakicker123: ok
5:00:12 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:00:19 PM pirate: you im'd me
5:00:26 PM pirate: why would you even bother
5:00:35 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:00:46 PM pirate: is that all you can say, child?
5:00:53 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:01:03 PM pirate: i guess that is all you *can* say
5:01:10 PM pirate: must be a lonely life you lead
5:01:17 PM ninjakicker123: ok
5:01:19 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:01:21 PM pirate: knowing only one word, and IM'ing random names on the internet
5:01:34 PM ninjakicker123: ok
5:01:36 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:02:00 PM pirate: tell your mom I said hi, and have her wear that short skirt i like tonight when i pick her up after you are in bed
5:02:26 PM ninjakicker123: ok
5:02:28 PM ninjakicker123: i will
5:02:30 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:02:38 PM pirate: k, thx
5:02:42 PM ninjakicker123: bye
4:59:53 PM ninjakicker123: bye
4:59:56 PM pirate: ?
5:00:00 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:00:05 PM pirate: idiot
5:00:11 PM ninjakicker123: ok
5:00:12 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:00:19 PM pirate: you im'd me
5:00:26 PM pirate: why would you even bother
5:00:35 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:00:46 PM pirate: is that all you can say, child?
5:00:53 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:01:03 PM pirate: i guess that is all you *can* say
5:01:10 PM pirate: must be a lonely life you lead
5:01:17 PM ninjakicker123: ok
5:01:19 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:01:21 PM pirate: knowing only one word, and IM'ing random names on the internet
5:01:34 PM ninjakicker123: ok
5:01:36 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:02:00 PM pirate: tell your mom I said hi, and have her wear that short skirt i like tonight when i pick her up after you are in bed
5:02:26 PM ninjakicker123: ok
5:02:28 PM ninjakicker123: i will
5:02:30 PM ninjakicker123: bye
5:02:38 PM pirate: k, thx
5:02:42 PM ninjakicker123: bye
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Tubgirl Strikes!
5:54:33 PM rottedxcorpses: Hi.
5:59:49 PM pirate: zombie!
6:01:27 PM rottedxcorpses: Haha..No, not exactly. So whats up?
6:01:40 PM pirate: your name makes me think of zombies
6:02:30 PM rottedxcorpses: Hehe, alot of people say that. I'm thinking about changing it. Should I/
6:02:32 PM rottedxcorpses: ?*
6:02:43 PM pirate: hmm well it is is sort of odd
6:03:42 PM rottedxcorpses: Haha! ..Yeah. I dont even know where I got the idea from. I'll switch it later.
6:03:46 PM rottedxcorpses: So..whats up?
6:03:58 PM pirate: nothing
6:04:05 PM pirate: just posting a pic of myself up
6:04:46 PM rottedxcorpses: Thats cool.
6:04:51 PM rottedxcorpses: Do you have Myspace?
6:05:22 PM pirate: naw, I posted it here
6:05:41 PM rottedxcorpses: Ew, Wtf?
6:05:50 PM rottedxcorpses: Is your problem?
6:06:05 PM pirate: you shouldnt be clicking on links from strangers
6:06:24 PM rottedxcorpses: Well, sorry. You seemed nice.
6:06:40 PM pirate: you made that decision in less than 10 min
6:07:35 PM rottedxcorpses: W/e. I g2g
6:07:38 PM rottedxcorpses: Byebye
6:07:44 PM pirate: LOL, bye
5:59:49 PM pirate: zombie!
6:01:27 PM rottedxcorpses: Haha..No, not exactly. So whats up?
6:01:40 PM pirate: your name makes me think of zombies
6:02:30 PM rottedxcorpses: Hehe, alot of people say that. I'm thinking about changing it. Should I/
6:02:32 PM rottedxcorpses: ?*
6:02:43 PM pirate: hmm well it is is sort of odd
6:03:42 PM rottedxcorpses: Haha! ..Yeah. I dont even know where I got the idea from. I'll switch it later.
6:03:46 PM rottedxcorpses: So..whats up?
6:03:58 PM pirate: nothing
6:04:05 PM pirate: just posting a pic of myself up
6:04:46 PM rottedxcorpses: Thats cool.
6:04:51 PM rottedxcorpses: Do you have Myspace?
6:05:22 PM pirate: naw, I posted it here
6:05:41 PM rottedxcorpses: Ew, Wtf?
6:05:50 PM rottedxcorpses: Is your problem?
6:06:05 PM pirate: you shouldnt be clicking on links from strangers
6:06:24 PM rottedxcorpses: Well, sorry. You seemed nice.
6:06:40 PM pirate: you made that decision in less than 10 min
6:07:35 PM rottedxcorpses: W/e. I g2g
6:07:38 PM rottedxcorpses: Byebye
6:07:44 PM pirate: LOL, bye
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