My first Reader IMs me

2:37:53 PM barefo0ot: Does it bother you when random people IM you with random messages?
2:38:05 PM pirate: should it?
2:38:20 PM barefo0ot: Depends on who you are. How you react to things.
2:38:34 PM pirate: why does that depend on if it bothers me or not
2:39:03 PM barefo0ot: Just curious if you get irrated with all the "check my webcams" & "ASLs"
2:39:13 PM pirate: i have only had one ASL so far
2:39:26 PM barefo0ot: Hmmm.
2:39:55 PM barefo0ot: Fascinating.
2:40:05 PM pirate: yah i think so, how did you find me?
2:41:45 PM barefo0ot: I was sailing the ocean the other day. And I thought, perhaps I will meet a pirate. That was, however, not the case on that fine sunny blue-skied day. So I figured, maybe if I add "Pirate" to my buddylist, I could meet a pirate. However, after I read your blog, I have discovered you are not a pirate so much as Phil Irate. Nonetheless, you made me laugh. So I IMed you anyway.
2:42:10 PM pirate: i am glad i made you laugh
2:42:32 PM barefo0ot: I'm glad you're glad you made me laugh.
2:42:58 PM barefo0ot: Do you prefer kazoos to accordians?
2:43:17 PM pirate: i prefer neither, i think i would rather be kicked in the scrote
2:43:26 PM barefo0ot: Fair enough.
2:43:54 PM barefo0ot: Do you have an instrument you are passionate about?
2:44:01 PM barefo0ot: A type of music, perhaps?
2:44:18 PM pirate: i listen to both kinds of music, techno and industrial
2:44:25 PM barefo0ot: You would.
2:44:34 PM pirate: i do
2:44:51 PM barefo0ot: Good.
2:45:07 PM barefo0ot: So, Phil, do you sail?
2:45:10 PM barefo0ot: Boat at all?
2:45:15 PM pirate: naw, not a bit
2:45:21 PM barefo0ot: Poor Soul.
2:45:23 PM barefo0ot: Swim?
2:45:34 PM pirate: only in a pool
2:45:58 PM barefo0ot: You are truly deprived.
2:46:15 PM pirate: you really think so?  i think i am doing pretty well
2:46:47 PM barefo0ot: Do you like cheese, Phil?
2:47:03 PM pirate: you have such random questions
2:47:17 PM barefo0ot: You have random answers.
2:47:31 PM pirate: i try, sometimes it is just stream of conciousness
2:47:55 PM barefo0ot: That's how I function.
2:48:22 PM barefo0ot: But back to my questions. Cheese, Phil, do you like cheese? If so, are you a cheddar guy, or more of a brie man?
2:48:36 PM pirate: maytag blue
2:49:09 PM barefo0ot: Nice.
2:49:30 PM pirate: i like it when it burns my  tongue, or i eat so much of it i get sores in my mouth from it
2:49:59 PM barefo0ot: Well, I wasn't expecting that.
2:50:07 PM barefo0ot: You've really outdone yourself.
2:50:10 PM barefo0ot: Can you fly?
2:50:13 PM pirate: just a stream i tell you
2:50:21 PM pirate: only when i jump and there is low gravity
2:51:40 PM barefo0ot: I can fly in a downward slope.
2:51:52 PM barefo0ot: I do superhero work on the side. But I see you are away.
2:51:57 PM barefo0ot: So I shall let you go.  (note:  I had to run to a meeting)
2:52:01 PM barefo0ot: Have a lovely day!

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