Wednesday, February 14, 2007

My first Hacker

12:44:05 PM r0ckstarhacker: So, I need to get a few things from you.
12:44:24 PM r0ckstarhacker: First there is a new build of Leopard that is out.
12:44:44 PM r0ckstarhacker: And then CS3.
12:48:57 PM r0ckstarhacker: But that copy of Leopard is pretty key, so get that one first.
12:54:45 PM pirate: um what is a build of leopard?
12:54:56 PM r0ckstarhacker: The new beta of OSX.
12:55:04 PM pirate: what is osx?
12:55:17 PM r0ckstarhacker: We have the older copy that was leaked but the new one is tough to come by.
12:55:36 PM r0ckstarhacker: OSX is an operating system for computers.
12:56:21 PM pirate: i have no idea what you are talking about
12:56:37 PM r0ckstarhacker: Ummm, did we miss something?
12:56:53 PM pirate: i dont even know who you are
12:56:53 PM r0ckstarhacker: Who am I talking to?
12:57:08 PM r0ckstarhacker: Wait a second.  This is "pirate" right?
12:57:39 PM pirate: that is my sn yes
12:57:45 PM pirate: i just got it yesterday
12:58:00 PM pirate: my name is phil irate
12:58:04 PM pirate: p. irate
12:58:18 PM r0ckstarhacker: Hmmm...
12:59:04 PM r0ckstarhacker: I'm sorry to bother you with all this Phil.  But now that you have assumed the role of the pirate, I'm going to have to ask you for some software I need.
12:59:12 PM r0ckstarhacker: This is how it works.
12:59:35 PM pirate: and why should i do anything for you?
12:59:59 PM r0ckstarhacker: Because you're "pirate"
1:00:04 PM r0ckstarhacker: That's what you do.
1:00:10 PM pirate: i dont think so
1:00:17 PM r0ckstarhacker: Besides the whole fighting with ninjas.
1:00:44 PM pirate: why would pirates fight ninjas?
1:01:39 PM r0ckstarhacker: That is your duty.
1:01:46 PM r0ckstarhacker: I didn't make the rules.
1:02:08 PM pirate: i have no duty to you
1:04:19 PM r0ckstarhacker: You have the duty to please that booty.
1:04:51 PM pirate: pirate treasure?
1:05:24 PM r0ckstarhacker: Are you trying to have cyber sex with me?  I'm sorry Phil, I'm not really into that.
1:05:48 PM pirate: cyber sex?  i dont have a suit for that
1:06:09 PM r0ckstarhacker: Fur suit?  I might be into that...
1:06:33 PM pirate: pirates dont wear fur it is too hot on deck
1:09:13 PM r0ckstarhacker: You're hot?
1:09:44 PM r0ckstarhacker: So really though, when can I get that copy of Leopard?
1:09:57 PM pirate: i dont own any leopards


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