12:59:46 PM dumpster4pirate: ASL?
1:00:34 PM pirate: lame
1:00:44 PM dumpster4pirate: my mom thinks your hot
1:00:50 PM pirate: she should
1:00:57 PM dumpster4pirate: tom's mom thinks your hot too
1:01:07 PM pirate: tom's mom is the shiz
1:01:25 PM dumpster4pirate: she likes to use chocolate syrup as lube
1:01:43 PM pirate: you can use that as lube? i thought she was just leaking
1:01:47 PM dumpster4pirate: my friend, who said you were a bot, told me that you like to use chocolate syrup as lube too
1:02:36 PM pirate: i dont like chocolate syrup myself
1:02:55 PM dumpster4pirate: my friend who said you were a bot who told me to IM you said that you like to have a wet pinky stuck into your belly button
1:03:23 PM pirate: not my belly button... that is gross
1:03:30 PM dumpster4pirate: bu++hole? (note: edited)
1:03:51 PM pirate: you cant say that if I am going to post this :)
1:04:00 PM dumpster4pirate: bunghole?
1:04:13 PM dumpster4pirate: bumnut?
1:04:16 PM pirate: that might still be too risque for AOL, kids might see it!
1:05:08 PM dumpster4pirate: my mom said you should stop faking and take it like a man
1:05:13 PM pirate: but really i think tom's mom leaks something the color and consistency of chocolate syrup
1:05:33 PM dumpster4pirate: i think its caramel sauce
1:05:41 PM pirate: i like caramel
1:05:43 PM dumpster4pirate: mmmmmmm
1:05:59 PM dumpster4pirate: a lil cinn-a-mom
1:06:05 PM pirate: *is listening to Calling Dr. Love by Electric Hellfire Club*
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