Who am I?

5:15:51 PM earnhardfan: hey
5:16:26 PM earnhardfan: who are u
5:24:33 PM pirate: who are you?
5:24:55 PM earnhardfan: kelsey grimsley
5:24:58 PM earnhardfan: u
5:25:03 PM pirate: phil irate
5:25:17 PM earnhardfan: wat school do u go to
5:25:36 PM pirate: you must be a child
5:25:41 PM pirate: i dont go to school
5:26:11 PM earnhardfan: i have to go
5:26:39 PM pirate: go tell mommy the bad man on the computer scared you really bad

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