One Bored Girl

3:06:16 PM littlediddyz: hey
3:06:20 PM littlediddyz: hello
3:06:23 PM littlediddyz: dummt
3:06:50 PM pirate: :)
3:06:57 PM littlediddyz: who r u
3:07:04 PM pirate: does it matter?
3:07:06 PM pirate: who are you?
3:07:09 PM littlediddyz: um ya
3:07:12 PM littlediddyz: what grade u in
3:07:20 PM pirate: what makes you think I am in a grade?
3:07:29 PM littlediddyz: what school do u go 2
3:07:34 PM pirate: i dont go to school
3:07:38 PM littlediddyz: liar
3:07:53 PM pirate: am I?
3:08:04 PM pirate: you dont know who i am but you are sure i go to school
3:08:17 PM littlediddyz: um
3:08:23 PM littlediddyz: my bro. knows who u r
3:09:23 PM pirate: who is your brother?
3:09:28 PM littlediddyz: Brandon
3:10:15 PM pirate: i dont know a brandon
3:10:19 PM pirate: and i doubt he knows me
3:10:36 PM littlediddyz: he talked 2 u on aim. before
3:10:44 PM pirate: what aim name did he use?  
3:10:52 PM littlediddyz: Brandoneagle
3:10:58 PM littlediddyz: somtihng like that
3:11:09 PM pirate: i have talked to a name like that, but he doesnt know me
3:11:13 PM pirate: he just found me
3:11:19 PM littlediddyz: cool
3:11:21 PM littlediddyz: don't care
3:11:32 PM pirate: then why did you IM me?
3:11:40 PM littlediddyz: bored
3:11:43 PM littlediddyz: how bout u
3:11:46 PM littlediddyz: u type really slow
3:12:00 PM pirate: well i am not bored, and you are not the only thing that has my attention
3:12:07 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:12:10 PM littlediddyz: kewl
3:12:13 PM littlediddyz: i'm 14
3:12:22 PM pirate: i could have guessed that
3:13:14 PM littlediddyz: um no u couldn't have
3:13:28 PM pirate: from the questions you asked about what grade i am in, and what school i go to
3:13:37 PM pirate: you assumed from the outset that i was a child like you
3:13:45 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:13:52 PM littlediddyz: i don't go 2 ur school
3:13:55 PM littlediddyz: trust me
3:14:10 PM pirate: i dont go to school
3:14:18 PM littlediddyz: r u lient
3:14:19 PM littlediddyz: g*
3:14:30 PM pirate: no i am not lying
3:14:34 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:14:44 PM littlediddyz: what is 12*12
3:14:48 PM pirate: 144
3:14:52 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:15:02 PM pirate: also called a gross
3:15:09 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:15:18 PM littlediddyz: so u used to go 2 school
3:15:23 PM pirate: of course
3:15:33 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:15:41 PM pirate: i graduated high before you were born i bet
3:15:42 PM littlediddyz: what is ur name
3:15:49 PM pirate: phil
3:15:56 PM littlediddyz: how old r u
3:16:02 PM pirate: wayyy older than you
3:16:08 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:16:14 PM littlediddyz: do have a job
3:16:21 PM pirate: well yah
3:16:23 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:16:30 PM littlediddyz: do u go 2 college
3:16:44 PM pirate: i graduated college before you were born i am sure
3:16:51 PM littlediddyz: what college
3:16:58 PM littlediddyz: :-D
3:17:01 PM pirate: that doesnt matter
3:17:06 PM littlediddyz: u ya it does
3:17:10 PM pirate: why?
3:17:14 PM littlediddyz: cause
3:17:17 PM littlediddyz: i need 2 no
3:17:30 PM pirate: no you dont, you have no need to know
3:17:40 PM littlediddyz: what state do u live in
3:17:49 PM pirate: i live in a state of shock
3:17:57 PM littlediddyz: and that is
3:18:02 PM pirate: shock
3:18:13 PM littlediddyz: what state!!!!!
3:18:41 PM pirate: that doesnt matter, i dont plan on meeting you or letting you meet me
3:18:52 PM littlediddyz: i know
3:19:03 PM littlediddyz: what state do u live in
3:19:07 PM pirate: it doesnt matter
3:19:08 PM littlediddyz: i'm not going 2 visit u
3:19:15 PM littlediddyz: i live in illinois
3:19:37 PM littlediddyz: so where do u live
3:20:34 PM pirate: i live on earth

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