First in a long time

10:32:31 PM xefreestyle: hey who are u'

10:32:43 PM Pirate: that is not very polite

10:32:51 PM xefreestyle: lol

10:32:51 PM xefreestyle: its not 

10:33:02 PM xefreestyle: i use to own that aim a long time ago

10:33:09 PM Pirate: how long ago?

10:33:13 PM xefreestyle: like 4 years

10:33:19 PM Pirate: you sir are a liar

10:33:24 PM xefreestyle: no cause i had jacked it 

10:33:26 PM xefreestyle: sir

10:33:34 PM Pirate: i have had this aim since 2007

10:33:47 PM xefreestyle: well i jacked it 4 years ago 

10:33:53 PM xefreestyle: arent you afraid of hackers

10:33:57 PM Pirate: well you didnt

10:34:01 PM xefreestyle: well i did 

10:34:08 PM Pirate: i can prove i had it the entire time :)

10:34:16 PM xefreestyle: please do if you can

10:34:20 PM xefreestyle: do you even hack

10:34:30 PM xefreestyle: i dont think so

10:34:35 PM xefreestyle: Look my aim hoe 

10:34:40 PM xefreestyle: Aim-Future

10:34:45 PM Pirate: lol

10:34:49 PM xefreestyle: hmu bitch

10:34:58 PM xefreestyle: Jacked 

10:35:00 PM xefreestyle: yolo

10:35:01 PM xefreestyle: :)

10:35:06 PM xefreestyle: are you a hacker

10:35:06 PM xefreestyle: hmm

10:35:21 PM xefreestyle: look

10:35:23 PM xefreestyle: bro

10:35:29 PM Pirate: SATURDAY, JUNE 16, 2007

10:35:31 PM xefreestyle: you know jacking aims is easy 

10:35:35 PM Pirate: http://pirate-random.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2007-01-01T00:00:00-05:00&updated-max=2008-01-01T00:00:00-05:00&max-results=50

10:36:01 PM xefreestyle: wat da fuck about 

10:36:10 PM xefreestyle: this kid is a perv

10:36:17 PM Pirate: you are going to end up on there also

10:36:20 PM xefreestyle: me 

10:36:21 PM xefreestyle: really

10:36:25 PM xefreestyle: hmm for what

10:36:41 PM Pirate: those are all the random im's i get from folks

10:36:46 PM Pirate: i post them on that blog

10:37:11 PM xefreestyle: Ok my bad i mistaked you wrong person that wasnt the aim i jacked woops but um are you serious but about all those blogs is that ur site

10:37:26 PM Pirate: uh yah, why would i lie?

10:37:33 PM xefreestyle: you didnt 

10:37:35 PM xefreestyle: and lol

10:37:43 PM xefreestyle: Do you jack

10:38:00 PM Pirate: you are just lame, sir

10:38:07 PM xefreestyle: I was just asking 

10:38:11 PM xefreestyle: if you jack aims 

10:38:13 PM xefreestyle: or anything

10:38:28 PM Pirate: you be a good boy in school tomorrow :)

10:38:35 PM xefreestyle: um

10:38:36 PM xefreestyle: im 23 

10:38:43 PM xefreestyle: with a wife and 2 kids 

10:38:44 PM xefreestyle: sir 

10:38:48 PM xefreestyle: so calm down

10:38:52 PM Pirate: lulz and you are asking if i jack aims

10:38:56 PM xefreestyle: yea 

10:39:04 PM xefreestyle: i do this as a part time cash

10:39:13 PM xefreestyle: but i work 5 days a week

10:39:16 PM xefreestyle: i do this after work

10:39:18 PM xefreestyle: try at least

10:39:18 PM Pirate: go play with your kids, and enjoy the attention they give you

10:39:24 PM xefreestyle: dude 

10:39:27 PM xefreestyle: there asleep

10:39:30 PM xefreestyle: l0l

10:39:53 PM xefreestyle: :???????????/

10:39:55 PM Pirate: oh and learn some grammar: they are asleep, or, they're asleep

10:40:07 PM xefreestyle: ok whatever

10:40:09 PM xefreestyle: um

10:40:17 PM xefreestyle: who are you what do you go by

10:40:21 PM xefreestyle: mr pirate

10:41:27 PM xefreestyle: ?

HF?

12:49:06 PM j.oke: have a HF?
12:49:16 PM Pirate: a what?
12:49:23 PM j.oke: hack forums..
12:49:31 PM Pirate: what is a hack forum?
12:49:35 PM j.oke: nvm
12:49:37 PM j.oke: lol
12:49:39 PM Pirate: loser
12:49:59 PM j.oke: calling me the loser when you haven't even heard of HF ?
12:50:17 PM j.oke: its been out for like 5years
12:50:41 PM Pirate: most likely because i dont need to go to a HF
12:50:49 PM j.oke: ok nice

Want to sell that?

8:40:25 PM noob: yo
8:40:33 PM Pirate: what?
8:40:55 PM noob: interested in trading/selling that name?
8:41:04 PM Pirate: nope
8:41:15 PM noob: too bad
8:41:26 PM Pirate: i have been offered $5000 before and I turned it down
8:41:32 PM noob: rofl
8:41:35 PM noob: now you're just lying
8:41:39 PM Pirate: and i can prove it
8:41:43 PM Pirate: it is on my blog
8:41:43 PM noob: but thats too bad anyway
8:41:50 PM noob: show me
8:41:53 PM Pirate: all my chats like this are on my blog
8:41:57 PM Pirate: this one will be later
8:42:00 PM noob: lol
8:42:09 PM noob: well, i'll be pulling your info later
8:42:13 PM Pirate: you do that
8:42:18 PM noob: whats your blog
8:42:27 PM Pirate: if you are as smart as you think you are
8:42:35 PM noob: lol
8:42:37 PM Pirate: you can ask around and find it, or use the google and find it
8:42:42 PM noob: k
8:42:44 PM noob: :)

AO-Haxor request

12:26:52 PM liljon: CHAT=
12:27:11 PM Pirate: what?
12:27:37 PM liljon: need the leet scripto kiddie opssec snitchers chat
12:28:14 PM Pirate: uh what?
12:28:47 PM liljon: THE ELITE HAX0R chat you guys stay in
12:29:11 PM Pirate: i honestly have no idea what you are talking about
12:29:39 PM liljon: you aren't a leet ao-haxor who exploited that mighty fine sn?
12:29:56 PM Pirate: um no
12:30:20 PM liljon: sheesh, i take it you're just a normal guy who actually pays for a pretty name like that
12:30:43 PM Pirate: guess so, but aol is free
12:31:00 PM liljon: how long have u owned that?
12:31:10 PM Pirate: dunno, years

Annoying.

12:28:14 PM al0l: swag aswag swag
12:28:35 PM Pirate: school must be out
12:28:52 PM al0l: yup
12:28:57 PM al0l: been out for 5 years now
12:28:58 PM al0l: ;o
12:29:15 PM Pirate: you dropped out of junior high?
12:29:30 PM al0l: no
12:30:09 PM al0l: i got a surprise ... one sec's
12:33:03 PM al0l: i'll show surprise laters
12:33:09 PM al0l: omg its leet
12:33:11 PM Pirate: whatever

Threatened from the Internet, sort of.

11:10:57 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:11:38 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:12:22 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:12:51 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:14:34 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:14:43 PM Pirate: whats your problem?
11:14:55 PM blackmesasource: ok so i reported your blog
11:15:04 PM Pirate: my blog?
11:15:14 PM blackmesasource: pirate-random
11:15:25 PM Pirate: reported it as what?
11:16:00 PM blackmesasource: impersonation / posting private information
11:16:18 PM Pirate: neither of those were done
11:16:23 PM blackmesasource: if you take down our conversation, blogger won't delete your blog outright
11:16:24 PM blackmesasource: well
11:16:28 PM blackmesasource: i've reported more
11:16:28 PM blackmesasource: so..
11:16:29 PM Pirate: but hey, no one reads it anyway
11:16:35 PM blackmesasource: don't care
11:16:37 PM blackmesasource: remove the entry
11:16:41 PM Pirate: nope
11:16:57 PM Pirate: i dont even recall the entry
11:17:24 PM blackmesasource: it's the second post on the main page
11:17:38 PM Pirate: going to be the 3rd pretty soon
11:17:59 PM blackmesasource: k
11:18:11 PM blackmesasource: my SSN is XXX-XX-XXX (NOTE: obviously not his SSN, nor do I have any reason to post a SSN)
11:18:18 PM blackmesasource: post that
11:18:21 PM blackmesasource: please
11:18:23 PM blackmesasource: i dare you
11:18:36 PM Pirate: dare all you like it wont happen
11:18:44 PM blackmesasource: you're right
11:18:49 PM blackmesasource: your blog will be deleted
11:18:56 PM Pirate: like i care if it does
11:19:09 PM blackmesasource: would you care if i posted your info on the net
11:19:11 PM Pirate: it is posted on a free service
11:19:14 PM Pirate: if i cared, it would not be
11:19:53 PM blackmesasource: so you are emil
11:20:44 PM Pirate: sorry, i dont see any personal info in that chat
11:20:54 PM Pirate: and you admit that you had the wrong sn to begin with
11:20:55 PM Pirate: so
11:21:01 PM Pirate: no impersonation or personal info
11:21:18 PM blackmesasource: blackmesasource@aol.com
11:21:22 PM blackmesasource: that's personal
11:21:28 PM blackmesasource: sorry try again
11:21:30 PM Pirate: email addresses are not personal info
11:21:34 PM Pirate: you try again
11:21:42 PM blackmesasource: yeah they are
11:21:46 PM Pirate: nope
11:21:46 PM blackmesasource: that's why they're data mined
11:21:49 PM Pirate: they are not
11:22:01 PM Pirate: that is why spammers can data mine them
11:22:02 PM blackmesasource: people lose fact
11:22:04 PM Pirate: they are not protected
11:22:09 PM blackmesasource: yeah because idiots post them
11:22:20 PM blackmesasource: you are emil aren't you?
11:22:26 PM Pirate: nope, i am not
11:23:51 PM blackmesasource: i suppose i could clone your blog and report all instances as spam
11:23:57 PM blackmesasource: perhaps another day
11:24:03 PM blackmesasource: what i've done is good enough
11:24:06 PM Pirate: knock yourself out
11:24:11 PM Pirate: whatever helps you sleep better
11:25:01 PM Pirate: you started im'ing me back in june 2010
11:25:08 PM Pirate: 12:48:57 AM blackmesasource: vapor
12:49:21 AM blackmesasource: i stole cerjam's email
12:49:24 AM blackmesasource: that fag
11:25:19 PM Pirate: where you admit to stealing email addresses
11:25:30 PM blackmesasource: i am cerjam
11:25:39 PM Pirate: sure you are


I block him, and he comes back:

11:26:12 PM lordcerj: yeah
11:26:13 PM lordcerj: i am

Another block:

11:27:28 PM lordcerja: problem?

Another block:

11:27:58 PM suckmyvegina: you'll only be able to block 200 accounts
11:28:00 PM suckmyvegina: i have about 400

Another block:

11:28:32 PM lickmyvegina: this isn't getting you anywhere

Another block:

11:28:59 PM blackmanwithclap: go ahead and post my social
11:29:00 PM blackmanwithclap: i dare you

Are you there?

9:27:29 PM elliekat1118: Hey are you there
9:27:49 PM Pirate: yes
9:28:15 PM elliekat1118: What is ur name
9:28:48 PM elliekat1118: Are you there
9:29:56 PM elliekat1118: Hey u there
9:30:00 PM Pirate: what do you want from me?
9:30:06 PM Pirate: you dont know me, i dont know you
9:30:42 PM elliekat1118: What is your name
9:30:57 PM Pirate: you cant read? my name is Pirate, and you dont know me
9:31:50 PM elliekat1118: Is this a real person
9:31:58 PM Pirate: yes, i am a real person
9:32:09 PM Pirate: why are you randomly adding me to your buddy list?
9:33:50 PM Pirate: what, is that it?

Could not send because elliekat1118 is not available. (9:33:51 PM)

Dude, I know you!

3:38:05 PM blackmesasource: who is princesstera?
3:38:18 PM blackmesasource: some ass keeps spamming me with them
3:38:23 PM blackmesasource: i know you know
3:38:30 PM blackmesasource: you're always in those aim chats
3:38:37 PM Pirate: what are you talking about?
3:38:45 PM blackmesasource: vapor...
3:39:00 PM blackmesasource: he said he knew bizkit
3:39:15 PM Pirate: you are talking about vapor and bizkits?
3:39:22 PM blackmesasource: you are vapor
3:39:28 PM Pirate: i am?
3:39:31 PM blackmesasource: yes
3:39:33 PM blackmesasource: from florida
3:39:35 PM Pirate: no one told me that
3:39:37 PM blackmesasource: one sec
3:41:53 PM blackmesasource: http://www.myspace.com/mysterioushuggles
3:42:14 PM blackmesasource: you did that
3:42:15 PM Pirate: i dont have a myspace
3:42:42 PM blackmesasource: pentagram something
3:42:43 PM blackmesasource: that was you
3:42:54 PM Pirate: lame, you are just totally guessing
3:43:18 PM blackmesasource: pentagram951
3:43:31 PM Pirate: i do NOT own any SN's with numbers in them
3:43:34 PM Pirate: period
3:44:42 PM blackmesasource: eggo man 2468
3:44:48 PM blackmesasource: disco joseph1
3:44:56 PM Pirate: those are lame names, and not mine
3:45:17 PM blackmesasource: ah
3:45:19 PM blackmesasource:
3:45:24 PM blackmesasource: his sn is pirated
3:45:25 PM blackmesasource: lol
3:45:28 PM blackmesasource: oops
3:45:46 PM blackmesasource: you're still a fag
3:45:52 PM Pirate: as are you

I have PayPal.

8:40:46 PM spicoli: whaddup dude
8:41:05 PM Pirate: what do you want?
8:41:15 PM spicoli: a screen name like yours bro
8:41:23 PM Pirate: and?
8:41:29 PM spicoli: ive got paypal money
8:42:16 PM Pirate: i am not a sn whore
8:42:23 PM Pirate: i dont sell or buy sn
8:42:27 PM spicoli: i see
8:42:33 PM spicoli: cool well later bro
8:42:37 PM spicoli: thanks anyways


Note: SN is Screen Name for those that don't know.

I love you, now I hate you

10:59:01 AM susanxsox: Hello?
10:59:54 AM Pirate: hello
11:01:38 AM susanxsox: There you are! I don't know you, but I randomly added the word pirate to my friends list.
11:01:51 AM Pirate: why would you do that?
11:03:45 AM susanxsox: Because I love pirates. I have a pirate flag tattoo, pirate jewlery, etc. I've loved them my whole life.
11:03:59 AM Pirate: so?
11:05:39 AM susanxsox: So I was just curious about the person who got the name pirate.
11:06:27 AM Pirate: i dont share information with total strangers
11:08:03 AM susanxsox: I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to get you to share any information. I apologize if it came off as that. I was just bored, and curious about who it was.
11:08:47 AM Pirate: if you are bored, get another tattoo
11:10:15 AM susanxsox: My bad. Sorry to bother you.
11:12:20 AM Pirate: and yes you are bothering me
11:13:29 AM susanxsox: Then don't respond, you douchebag. I wasn't shitty to you at all. Good thing you didn't want to talk to me anyway, because you seem like an uptight faggot. Peace out, bitch.
11:14:07 AM Pirate: stop trying to friend strangers on the internet
11:14:10 AM Pirate: get some real ones

Dude!

12:43:00 PM debt: hey dude if you ever end up selling your name let me know first.
12:45:18 PM Pirate: lol

Am I a robot?

6:37:16 PM oxoamzzxox: hey u fucking bastard?
6:37:20 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:37:34 PM oxoamzzxox: are you a robot?
6:37:37 PM Pirate: is that a question or a exclamation
6:37:49 PM Pirate: and no i am not a robot
6:37:55 PM oxoamzzxox: omg srry
6:38:00 PM oxoamzzxox: yes u r
6:38:05 PM Pirate: no, i am not
6:38:07 PM oxoamzzxox: jerk
6:38:22 PM Pirate: sigh, why do you kids always IM me and think i am a robot
6:38:27 PM Pirate: people actually have names like this
6:38:45 PM oxoamzzxox: bc no human says sugh when they sugh
6:38:46 PM oxoamzzxox: ok?
6:38:49 PM oxoamzzxox: wierdo
6:38:57 PM oxoamzzxox: but yah u r a robot
6:39:01 PM Pirate: am i?
6:39:12 PM oxoamzzxox: and if ur a real person than send us a pic
6:39:24 PM oxoamzzxox: oh wait! u cnt bc ur a metal object
6:39:28 PM oxoamzzxox: hhhaha robot
6:39:36 PM Pirate: there are two of you?
6:39:41 PM oxoamzzxox: yu
6:39:42 PM Pirate: and why would I send you a pic
6:39:44 PM Pirate: you send me one
6:39:46 PM oxoamzzxox: p
6:39:49 PM oxoamzzxox: e
6:39:50 PM oxoamzzxox: n
6:39:51 PM oxoamzzxox: i
6:39:52 PM oxoamzzxox: s
6:39:55 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:39:57 PM oxoamzzxox: <
6:39:57 PM Pirate: and i will tell you what is in the pic
6:39:58 PM oxoamzzxox: #
6:40:01 PM Pirate: vagina
6:40:03 PM Pirate: twat
6:40:08 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:40:10 PM oxoamzzxox: ?
6:40:18 PM Pirate: you spelled penis, so i said vagina and twat
6:40:23 PM Pirate: would a robot do that?
6:40:30 PM oxoamzzxox: yeah
6:40:33 PM oxoamzzxox: they would
6:40:39 PM Pirate: then you must be a robot also
6:40:48 PM oxoamzzxox: no imnot
6:40:50 PM oxoamzzxox: im human
6:40:51 PM Pirate: yah you are
6:40:54 PM Pirate: you are a robot
6:41:01 PM oxoamzzxox: ok fine i am
6:41:01 PM Pirate: someone sic'd you on me
6:41:04 PM oxoamzzxox: NOT
6:41:17 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:41:23 PM Pirate: you heard me
6:41:27 PM Pirate: you probably just want to be on my blog
6:41:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no i didnt
6:41:33 PM oxoamzzxox: i cant hear shit
6:41:42 PM oxoamzzxox: ur fuckin gay
6:41:48 PM Pirate: http://pirate-random.blogspot.com/
6:41:54 PM Pirate: and you are just stupid
6:42:17 PM oxoamzzxox: how old are u ?
6:42:22 PM Pirate: you are in Chevy Chase, MD
6:42:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no we aint
6:42:35 PM oxoamzzxox: im in illionois
6:42:37 PM Pirate: yes you are
6:42:39 PM oxoamzzxox: dumbass
6:42:42 PM Pirate: you just looked at my page
6:42:46 PM Pirate: and i pulled your IP address
6:42:51 PM Pirate: Time of Visit Dec 28 2009 6:41:48 pm
6:43:21 PM Pirate: you are running a Mac also
6:43:41 PM Pirate: with osx version 10.6 on it
6:43:48 PM Pirate: nice pics you have on there
6:44:07 PM oxoamzzxox: wtf? i live in illinios
6:44:13 PM oxoamzzxox: nd im on a PC
6:44:17 PM Pirate: lol
6:44:20 PM Pirate: nice try robot
6:44:24 PM Pirate: but robots are terrible liars
6:44:59 PM oxoamzzxox: ur gay ur gay\
6:45:00 PM Pirate: i am going to put a virus on here, so it will delete everything on your computer tomorrow
6:45:08 PM Pirate: and you wont find it

Ninja Arrives

1:53:48 PM ninja: hi
1:54:06 PM Pirate: sup
1:54:15 PM ninja: hi
1:54:28 PM Pirate: yah, you said that
1:54:47 PM ninja: LOL
1:55:08 PM Pirate: is that all?
1:55:15 PM ninja: yes cutie
1:55:31 PM Pirate: cool beans, sweetpea
1:55:33 PM ninja: LOL
1:55:47 PM Pirate: i have actually wondered if you would ever contact me
1:56:03 PM Pirate: my arch nemesis in the SN world
1:56:21 PM ninja: WELL I HAVE
1:56:23 PM ninja: B SCARED
1:56:34 PM Pirate: yah, your caps lock is very scary
1:58:43 PM ninja: ur quite freaky yourself
1:59:12 PM Pirate: i am?
1:59:20 PM ninja: very
1:59:44 PM Pirate: and how would you know this
2:00:19 PM ninja: i've heard rumors
2:01:17 PM Pirate: rumors are so nasty, just look what it is doing to Tiger Woods
2:01:31 PM ninja: you're just as bad as him
2:01:37 PM ninja: wait until your wife finds out
2:02:04 PM Pirate: why thank you... and what makes you assume I have a wife or can even have one.. i might want a husband

Are you Bobby?

6:25:32 PM steph2: Are u bobby
6:25:42 PM Pirate: hey steph
6:27:05 PM Pirate: ?
6:27:20 PM steph2: are u bobby wtf
6:27:33 PM Pirate: lol, what makes you say wtf?
6:27:42 PM steph2: ...................
6:27:54 PM Pirate: are you steph or not?
6:27:58 PM steph2: yes
6:28:08 PM Pirate: well then, there you go
6:28:26 PM steph2: hii bobby
6:29:21 PM Pirate: what do you want, steph?
6:29:33 PM steph2: do u hate me?
6:29:40 PM Pirate: yes
6:29:43 PM steph2: why
6:29:47 PM Pirate: why not?
6:29:53 PM steph2: what did i do
6:29:59 PM Pirate: i have no reason to not hate you, so I hate you
6:30:06 PM steph2: huh
6:30:14 PM Pirate: meaning.. what have you ever done for me?
6:30:32 PM steph2: ?
6:30:37 PM steph2: confused
6:30:45 PM Pirate: what have you ever done for me?
6:30:52 PM steph2: idk
6:31:03 PM Pirate: exactly, that is why i hate you
6:31:07 PM steph2: :-\
6:31:07 PM Pirate: you have done nothing for me
6:31:22 PM steph2: ok,,,,,,,,,,,,
6:31:33 PM Pirate: btw, who is the bobby person?
6:31:46 PM steph2: u
6:31:47 PM steph2: ?
6:31:51 PM Pirate: nope not me
6:31:56 PM steph2: who r u
6:32:04 PM Pirate: well, i can tell you i am not bobby
6:32:11 PM steph2: u know me?
6:32:25 PM Pirate: um hello, you IM'd me
6:32:40 PM steph2: well hello bobby owned that sn
6:32:46 PM Pirate: doubt that
6:32:53 PM Pirate: i have had this SN a very long time
6:32:56 PM steph2: omg
6:32:58 PM steph2: wait
6:33:33 PM steph2: i think his sn was pirated
6:33:34 PM steph2: :-\
6:33:36 PM steph2: sorry
6:33:57 PM Pirate: um, that is my name also
6:34:15 PM steph2: ................
6:34:19 PM steph2: wtf

WTF is Swagbucks?!?

8:35:10 PM incrediblyhuge: do u want free stuff
8:35:51 PM Pirate: do you want a punch in the face?
8:36:13 PM incrediblyhuge: NO
8:36:42 PM Pirate: then why would I want "free" stuff
8:37:15 PM incrediblyhuge: all u have to do is search things like google and it gives u free points
8:37:23 PM incrediblyhuge: that u can waste like money
8:37:43 PM Pirate: most likely it also bots my computer and reports everything I type via a keylogger also
8:38:07 PM incrediblyhuge: what the hell are u saying
8:38:21 PM incrediblyhuge: huh tuff guy
8:38:35 PM Pirate: lol, you can use the product you are pimping to search up those terms, bots and keylogger
8:38:40 PM Pirate: I am sure you can figure it out
8:39:05 PM Pirate: right?
8:39:34 PM incrediblyhuge: its confusing
8:39:39 PM incrediblyhuge: go slower
8:40:31 PM Pirate: go slower? you can alway go back and reread it
8:40:53 PM incrediblyhuge: so do u want free stuff
8:41:02 PM incrediblyhuge: please say yes
8:41:30 PM Pirate: have you ever heard the phrase, "no such thing as a free lunch"
8:42:26 PM incrediblyhuge: just check it out
8:42:45 PM incrediblyhuge: http://swagbucks.com/refer/esmelin
8:43:32 PM Pirate: there is no way i am clicking that link
8:43:54 PM incrediblyhuge: did u click it
8:44:35 PM Pirate: I am deactivating you
8:45:05 PM incrediblyhuge: u can get free games
8:45:25 PM Pirate: info@swagbucks.com
8:45:34 PM Pirate: THIS NEEDS TO STOP!
When our users spam the internet with these FAKE OFFERS it makes the entire Swagbucks network look fraudulent, gamey, and a hoax, which you all know is completely not true. From this point forward if we come across ANY of these types of offers to go along with referral codes then that person will be DEACTIVATED IMMEDIATELY. 8:45:42 PM Pirate: i am going to deactivate your account
8:46:01 PM incrediblyhuge: why!!!
8:46:23 PM incrediblyhuge: please dont im just tryin to get me a game
8:46:31 PM incrediblyhuge: im poor
8:46:48 PM Pirate: email sent
8:46:55 PM Pirate: good luck keeping your account
8:47:02 PM incrediblyhuge: noooooooooooooo!!!
8:47:48 PM incrediblyhuge: why would u do that
8:50:08 PM incrediblyhuge: im your friend
8:51:19 PM incrediblyhuge: if u didnt want me to write to u
8:51:27 PM incrediblyhuge: then u should have said so

Persistence does not pay off

9:10:43 PM birdy10417: hi
9:10:56 PM Pirate: my god, you are persistent
9:11:38 PM birdy10417: whats your name
9:12:00 PM Pirate: you realize that we had this same conversation months ago, and I am still going to refuse to give you my name
9:12:48 PM birdy10417: sorry i do not remember. i am sorry i am persistent i was just wondering.
9:13:04 PM Pirate: run along, child ... leave the internet to the adults
9:13:55 PM birdy10417: i am not a child. i am older you are merely a child who loves to mess with people
9:14:10 PM Pirate: um, might i remind you that you IM'd me
9:14:15 PM Pirate: you are not even on my buddy list
9:14:20 PM Pirate: therefore, you are messing with me

Another Do I Know You?

6:01:22 PM gussglenn: do i know you ?
6:01:34 PM Pirate: i dont know, do you?
6:02:11 PM gussglenn: your on my list its been along time scence ive been on here
6:02:40 PM Pirate: why am i on your list? and why is your grammar so bad?
6:03:41 PM gussglenn: well i must have talked to you along time ago
6:03:59 PM Pirate: yah, that would make your grammar bad... I am sure of that
6:05:07 PM gussglenn: what cause i miss spelled one word
6:05:24 PM Pirate: actually it is two misspellings so far
6:06:12 PM gussglenn: i forgot that there are such perfact people out here
6:06:32 PM Pirate: yah, you should know better
6:07:19 PM gussglenn: now i see why its been awhile
6:07:47 PM Pirate: i am glad to help put your perspective back firmly in place

Twitter is everywhere

3:32:08 PM newspaper: yo yo i gotta twitter follow me http://twitter.com/millnicmedia
3:35:43 PM Pirate: john banks, no thanks
3:35:51 PM Pirate: i dont care about what you are eating and tweeting about it
3:38:47 PM newspaper: get the fuck off my blt the
3:38:49 PM newspaper: thn
3:39:00 PM Pirate: you added me to it, you delete me from it

You have the wrong person

10:57:16 AM coronaboots3: I met your wife in the store and wow did she get FAT
10:57:39 AM Pirate: honestly, you have the wrong person
10:58:10 AM coronaboots3: No I don't, I asked around.
10:58:17 AM Pirate: sigh
10:58:24 AM Pirate: you really do have the wrong person
10:58:29 AM Pirate: who did you ask?
10:58:49 AM coronaboots3: Your former co-workers
10:58:58 AM Pirate: i have been at the same job for over X years
10:59:10 AM coronaboots3: Oh, I know that.
10:59:31 AM Pirate: so what company were my "former coworkers" from?
10:59:45 AM Pirate: you really do have the wrong person.. i dont know how to convince you of this
11:00:14 AM coronaboots3: I cannot continue this conversation, you are a loser. Bye
11:00:34 AM Pirate: more like you dont want to admit you are wrong about knowing me
11:00:49 AM Pirate: tell me my name if you know me
11:00:59 AM Pirate: i am curious as to who this person is that has you so angry

Fudgenuts47 is a Troll

7:37:46 PM fudgenuts47: sup sir
7:37:56 PM Pirate: huh?
7:38:21 PM fudgenuts47: i was literally typing anything i could think of in the send an im option
7:38:29 PM fudgenuts47: i'm waiting for bob dylan to respond
7:39:04 PM Pirate: lame
7:39:15 PM fudgenuts47: yeah cool
7:39:26 PM fudgenuts47: so are you like 30 years old?
7:39:37 PM fudgenuts47: or did you make the sn when you were like 5?
7:39:38 PM Pirate: are you like 14?
7:40:10 PM Pirate: because only some tard or kid would dare use a name with a set of numbers in it
7:40:27 PM fudgenuts47: yeah i know, those guys suck
7:40:36 PM fudgenuts47: so you just got lucky, eh?
7:40:50 PM fudgenuts47: well nice talking to you but i'm waiting for ninja to responde
7:40:53 PM Pirate: Creative, and not willing to settle for a crummy SN