Eliza, is that you?

10:50:58 PM vballinmmo: hoi
10:51:00 PM vballinmmo: hi
10:51:04 PM vballinmmo: hey
10:51:06 PM Pirate: hoy!
10:51:06 PM vballinmmo: r u on
10:51:15 PM vballinmmo: sup
10:51:22 PM Pirate: son
10:51:27 PM vballinmmo: k
10:51:41 PM vballinmmo: so what r u doing
10:51:56 PM vballinmmo: hey
10:51:57 PM Pirate: talking to some bot on IM named vballinmmo
10:52:03 PM vballinmmo: wtf
10:52:16 PM Pirate: are you a bot
10:52:41 PM vballinmmo: no i'm really a persom
10:52:46 PM Pirate: prove it, i think you are a bot
10:52:51 PM vballinmmo: hoew \
10:52:54 PM vballinmmo: how
10:53:10 PM Pirate: good try with the improper syntax above, but i am not buying it
10:53:14 PM Pirate: prove you are real now!
10:53:33 PM vballinmmo: i sware seriously want to know how
10:53:51 PM Pirate: come on Neo, prove it.. or the Agents will terminate your program!
10:54:11 PM vballinmmo: i have friends names bballinsmm and she is real
10:54:24 PM vballinmmo: yea i am hey
10:54:26 PM Pirate: you are some soulless computer program, arent you?
10:54:51 PM vballinmmo: no and sorry about the thing before
10:55:10 PM Pirate: nice try, bot. but i have no idea what that "thing" is
10:55:40 PM vballinmmo: the aim thing i typed before and how to i prove that i'm not a bot
10:55:54 PM vballinmmo: do ui have a blocked friend lovehorse111
10:55:56 PM vballinmmo: ?
10:56:03 PM Pirate: what is a love horse?
10:56:33 PM vballinmmo: it's a person that u were once friends with
10:56:46 PM Pirate: how can i have friends when you are a bot?
10:57:16 PM vballinmmo: because i'm not a bot and i was once friends with her
10:57:25 PM Pirate: what?
10:57:30 PM Pirate: que?
10:57:45 PM vballinmmo: i will what does que mean
10:57:51 PM vballinmmo: ?
10:57:52 PM vballinmmo: ???
10:58:01 PM vballinmmo: u
10:58:13 PM Pirate: el hombre con el sombrero nos envió