Wednesday, May 28, 2008

You can't be serious...

6:48:51 PM jks9120: hey
6:49:05 PM jks9120: whats up
6:49:37 PM jks9120: r u a girl or a boy how old ru
6:49:53 PM jks9120: i ll wait kk
6:50:33 PM jks9120:  waiting trying to be paitent
6:50:53 PM jks9120: lalalalalalaalla
6:56:45 PM jks9120: FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAFADALALALAALALLALALALLALALAL
6:57:00 PM jks9120: I M BOREED
6:57:16 PM jks9120: STILL WAITN
6:58:36 PM jks9120: KLHGJKYJUKYYJ
6:58:59 PM jks9120: NJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
6:59:13 PM jks9120: THAT WAS MY BROTHER
6:59:20 PM jks9120: NOT ME
7:00:26 PM jks9120: GFTVUYSGTYNMFH8UIELNJYSIKJHIJHNFUR,THTI54HGEBJU6ULUESYIUERKJHDTJHRIJIDKBRIJYDRKHFJDNFTRDYIUYHJTGOIROIJUIRUIRIU TJRIFIKEY98UI5URI8UTIRUTYH5TURHYEJUFEFF:'(
7:00:41 PM jks9120: THAT WASNT MEEE
7:29:45 PM jks9120: OMG UR SO ANNOYING
7:30:00 PM jks9120: GOT THAT NOW BYE
7:30:11 PM jks9120: MOTHER FRR

Monday, May 26, 2008

Another Offer to Buy the Screen Name

2:08:04 PM ness: hey
2:08:14 PM Pirate: ?
2:08:21 PM ness: who is this?
2:08:36 PM Pirate: no one you know, delete me off your buddy list
2:08:45 PM ness: did you crack this screenname?
2:09:18 PM Pirate: no
2:09:29 PM ness: i will buy it
2:09:42 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
2:10:50 PM ness: such a hacker
2:11:06 PM Pirate: Terre Haute, Indiana
2:11:12 PM Pirate: is close to you
2:11:18 PM ness: yah man
2:11:33 PM ness: i just saw this screenname on someones list
2:11:35 PM ness: this isnt my sn
2:11:42 PM ness: sorry for bothering you dude
2:11:44 PM ness: later
2:12:01 PM Pirate: doesnt matter if it is yours or not, i am posting this
2:12:05 PM ness: thats fine

Saturday, May 17, 2008

WTF?

--- 5/17/2008 ---
PinheadCasualty (6:49 PM):
hello?

pirate (6:51 PM):
Wtf that is a crazy screenname

PinheadCasualty (6:51 PM):
Wicked fooking pissed, I hate neglectful parents, leave me alone to vent my anger and rage in my own ways. (edited for content)

PinheadCasualty (6:52 PM):
I know, but so is Pirate

pirate (6:52 PM):
I earned mine

PinheadCasualty (6:53 PM):
really, did ja dig up ol blackbeard fer it?

pirate (6:53 PM):
If you are going to speak to me, I require proper english

PinheadCasualty (6:54 PM):
Really, did you have to dig up Old Blackbeard in order to have the screenname you are using bestowed unto you?

pirate (6:55 PM):
No, I did not have to dig up Blackbeard or any other dead pirates

PinheadCasualty (6:55 PM):
Oh, then how did one earn his nickname?

pirate (6:56 PM):
I assume you have not my blog, since it is spelled out several times there

PinheadCasualty (6:56 PM):
'I assume you have not my blog'???
If you are going to speak to me, I require proper english

pirate (6:57 PM):
Read, and I am on phone after a bottle of very nice red wine from an upscale restaurant

PinheadCasualty (6:58 PM):
Oh ok I see PJ

pirate (6:58 PM):
Pj?

PinheadCasualty (6:58 PM):
im assuming

pirate (6:58 PM):
Assuming what?

PinheadCasualty (6:58 PM):
your name is PJ

pirate (6:59 PM):
My name is phil irate, which is how I got the name pirate.   P. Irate

PinheadCasualty (7:00 PM):
is this pj anderson?

pirate (7:00 PM):
My name is Phil Irate

PinheadCasualty (7:01 PM):
hi pj

pirate (7:01 PM):
Wtf are you?

PinheadCasualty (7:02 PM):
a human

pirate (7:02 PM):
http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random is my blog and it is over a year old.

PinheadCasualty (7:02 PM):
just a dude on a computer

pirate (7:02 PM):
No kidding, and I am sure you know I am not a person named PJ

PinheadCasualty (7:03 PM):
did you im me or zimhasametalgear yesterday?

pirate (7:03 PM):
This is so going on my blog
I did nothing to message anyone

PinheadCasualty (7:04 PM):
and you talked to my sister and you told her yer name is pj and in college?

pirate (7:05 PM):
No, I did not. Someone is f'ing with you
I am famous on the Internet

PinheadCasualty (7:05 PM):
my sister wouldnt f with me

pirate (7:05 PM):
You sure? She f's everyone else :)

PinheadCasualty (7:06 PM):
dude shes 13 thats low

pirate (7:07 PM):
She is quite the f'er.  And wtf is some 13 year old doing on the internet without adult supervision

pirate (7:08 PM):
Did you look at my blog? I think it is self-explanatory

PinheadCasualty (7:08 PM):
dude, thats real low and if yer gonna go that low I'm just gonna book outta here

pirate (7:09 PM):
LoL, you are an idiot.  Pirate gets all sorts of messages. Someone is f'ing with you

pirate (7:11 PM):
We all done, did you finally go look at my blog?

PinheadCasualty (7:12 PM):
i dont care enough to dude

pirate (7:12 PM):
Good, if you don't care enough to look then leave me alone

PinheadCasualty (7:12 PM):
thats why id didnt answer back until you did

pirate (7:13 PM):
I hope your sis is kidnapped off the internet. ;)

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Stop it!!

3:25:26 PM marcanos17: wow is this
3:25:38 PM Pirate: wow?
3:26:10 PM marcanos17: yes who is this
3:26:28 PM Pirate: good grief, delete me off your buddy list.. you dont know me
3:27:01 PM marcanos17: u delete me
3:27:14 PM Pirate: lol, i dont have you
3:27:19 PM Pirate: you IM'd me retard
3:27:31 PM marcanos17: i deleted u
3:27:39 PM Pirate: fantastic, bye
3:27:51 PM marcanos17: stop messaging me bye
3:27:58 PM Pirate: no and by
3:28:01 PM Pirate: bye
3:28:10 PM marcanos17: stop messaging me bye
3:28:18 PM Pirate: no you stop
3:28:31 PM marcanos17: u keep messaging me
3:28:36 PM Pirate: no i dont
3:28:45 PM marcanos17: what u doing now
3:29:41 PM Pirate: did you say something?  i had closed the window
3:30:09 PM marcanos17: STOP MESSAGING ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:30:20 PM Pirate: what did you say? I closed the window again
3:30:27 PM marcanos17: BYE
3:30:39 PM Pirate: you said that already, jesus leave me alone
3:31:00 PM marcanos17: fine then leave me alone
3:31:09 PM Pirate: i am trying, but you keep IM'ing me
3:31:36 PM marcanos17: becuase u keep im me i told u to stop bothering me
3:37:32 PM Pirate: huh, what did you say? i stepped away
3:38:00 PM marcanos17: I SIAD I DONT WANT U TO MESSAGE ME ANYMORE AND DELETE ME
3:38:23 PM Pirate: i keep closing the window, and you keep opening it by IM'ing me... stop
3:38:38 PM marcanos17: ok then stop
3:39:11 PM Pirate: you stop!! i have closed the window at least dozen times

unbelievable....

3:07:53 PM cuddle1239: who is this
3:08:08 PM Pirate: <--pirate
3:08:15 PM cuddle1239: what?
3:08:19 PM cuddle1239: your real name
3:08:41 PM Pirate: like i would tell a complete stranger on the interweb my real name
3:08:59 PM cuddle1239: i will tell you mine
3:09:07 PM Pirate: feel free
3:09:09 PM cuddle1239: do you wanna get to noe me
3:09:11 PM cuddle1239: and are you
3:09:15 PM cuddle1239: a boy or girl
3:09:21 PM cuddle1239: and my name is carolyn
3:09:37 PM Pirate: carolyn, how did you find my name?
3:10:05 PM cuddle1239: i dont noe did you add me
3:11:11 PM cuddle1239: hello are you thee
3:11:27 PM Pirate: no, i didnt add you.  you must have added me or typed my name in randomly
3:11:44 PM cuddle1239: probubly
3:11:51 PM cuddle1239: so are you a boy
3:11:56 PM cuddle1239: i am a gir
3:11:59 PM cuddle1239: l
3:12:03 PM Pirate: child, go play in the street and leave me alone
3:12:15 PM cuddle1239: you a teenager
3:12:24 PM Pirate: your grammar is terrible
3:12:32 PM cuddle1239: so what
3:12:43 PM cuddle1239: are you a girl or a boy
3:12:54 PM cuddle1239: i just asked you one question
3:13:02 PM Pirate: i dont see how my gender is any business of yours... it is not relevant to this conversation
3:13:16 PM cuddle1239: ok?
3:13:28 PM cuddle1239: i may e older then you
3:13:49 PM Pirate: what is a "may e"
3:13:56 PM cuddle1239: be
3:14:13 PM cuddle1239: i may be older then you
3:14:20 PM Pirate: doubtful
3:14:32 PM cuddle1239: how old are you then
3:14:43 PM cuddle1239: exactly
3:15:01 PM Pirate: if i wont tell you my name or gender, what makes you think i will tell you my age
3:15:38 PM cuddle1239: whateve
3:15:43 PM cuddle1239: whats your problem
3:15:51 PM cuddle1239: at least tell me what grade you in
3:16:14 PM Pirate: lol
3:17:09 PM cuddle1239: are you going to tell me what grade you in and lol
3:17:18 PM cuddle1239: who are you whats your name
3:17:25 PM cuddle1239: please just tel me
3:17:38 PM Pirate: so in your small world, only kids use aim?  so therefore i must be "in a grade"
3:18:37 PM cuddle1239: what grade you in
3:18:43 PM cuddle1239: no need to be mean
3:19:08 PM Pirate: i am not getting through, what year was AIM released to the internets?
3:19:31 PM cuddle1239: i dont now
3:19:34 PM Pirate: 1997
3:19:47 PM cuddle1239: i just asked you what grade you in
3:19:56 PM Pirate: were you alive in 1997?
3:20:07 PM cuddle1239: no

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Anything *salmon is a Bot-reflector

9:51:46 PM womanizedsalmon: WomanizedSalmon
9:52:20 PM Pirate: >?
9:52:22 PM womanizedsalmon: BjauEihnaoVifhajnaIfnajfNiawidfhjaVanwdaAajnfjaNkjfnajnLeujafIfneEajnwdfaMfjaenhfaPejfbajT
9:52:26 PM Pirate: ?
9:52:51 PM womanizedsalmon: WomanizedSalmon
9:53:03 PM Pirate: >?
9:53:06 PM womanizedsalmon: I would like to buy your AIM SN. How much do you want for that?
9:53:27 PM Pirate: it is not for sale
9:53:37 PM womanizedsalmon: Name your price.
9:54:08 PM Pirate: why so you can scam it somehow?
9:54:27 PM womanizedsalmon: No, because your SN is awesome, and I want it very badly.
9:54:45 PM Pirate: how old are you?
9:55:33 PM womanizedsalmon: I am twenty-four.
9:56:06 PM Pirate: your buddy info says:
i liek chearleadin an maybe a bit moer...

9:56:15 PM Pirate: that doesnt sound like a 24 year old
9:56:16 PM womanizedsalmon: It's an inside joke.
9:56:16 PM Pirate: LOL
9:56:24 PM Pirate: sure it is
9:56:40 PM womanizedsalmon: No, you're right. I type like that, as you can see.
9:56:51 PM womanizedsalmon: Actually I'm a slutty 14 year old cheerleader.  you've caught me.
9:57:24 PM Pirate: so where is a 14 year old going to get any kind of real money to pay for this name
9:57:51 PM womanizedsalmon: Do you have a dictionary on hand?
9:58:00 PM Pirate: www.dictionary.com
9:58:17 PM womanizedsalmon: Very good. Look up "sarcasm" for me, please. I've forgotten what it means.
9:58:53 PM Pirate: i will do that right after i post this conversation on my blog, http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
9:59:12 PM womanizedsalmon: Feel free. However, I still want to buy your screen name.
9:59:25 PM Pirate: i have turned down $10,00 for it before
10:00:04 PM womanizedsalmon: Why?
10:00:16 PM Pirate: because 10 grand is not enough obviously
10:00:41 PM womanizedsalmon: Obviously. How much do you want?
10:00:53 PM Pirate: a half million sounds about right
10:01:06 PM womanizedsalmon: You sure do like that screen name of yours.
10:01:20 PM Pirate: so do you, but i have it
10:02:21 PM womanizedsalmon: Google salmon aim bot.
10:02:42 PM Pirate: no
10:03:03 PM womanizedsalmon: You're using your screen name as a sort of social experiment. Is that right?
10:04:26 PM Pirate: no, i just post all the random IM's i get
10:06:35 PM Pirate: Baytown, Texas and Brattleboro, Vermont... which are you from?
10:07:24 PM womanizedsalmon: Brattleboro, Vermont. Come by for a visit any time you like!
10:07:45 PM Pirate: so the other person listening in on the bot must be from the other location
10:07:58 PM Pirate: you both hit the journal page one second apart
10:08:41 PM womanizedsalmon: How interesting.
10:08:54 PM Pirate: not really, it is common sense

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Lame

Lil Jon (7:19 PM):
ARGHHH

pirate (7:39 PM):
Where is Robin Hood?