Sunday, May 1, 2011

Threatened from the Internet, sort of.

11:10:57 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:11:38 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:12:22 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:12:51 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:14:34 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:14:43 PM Pirate: whats your problem?
11:14:55 PM blackmesasource: ok so i reported your blog
11:15:04 PM Pirate: my blog?
11:15:14 PM blackmesasource: pirate-random
11:15:25 PM Pirate: reported it as what?
11:16:00 PM blackmesasource: impersonation / posting private information
11:16:18 PM Pirate: neither of those were done
11:16:23 PM blackmesasource: if you take down our conversation, blogger won't delete your blog outright
11:16:24 PM blackmesasource: well
11:16:28 PM blackmesasource: i've reported more
11:16:28 PM blackmesasource: so..
11:16:29 PM Pirate: but hey, no one reads it anyway
11:16:35 PM blackmesasource: don't care
11:16:37 PM blackmesasource: remove the entry
11:16:41 PM Pirate: nope
11:16:57 PM Pirate: i dont even recall the entry
11:17:24 PM blackmesasource: it's the second post on the main page
11:17:38 PM Pirate: going to be the 3rd pretty soon
11:17:59 PM blackmesasource: k
11:18:11 PM blackmesasource: my SSN is XXX-XX-XXX (NOTE: obviously not his SSN, nor do I have any reason to post a SSN)
11:18:18 PM blackmesasource: post that
11:18:21 PM blackmesasource: please
11:18:23 PM blackmesasource: i dare you
11:18:36 PM Pirate: dare all you like it wont happen
11:18:44 PM blackmesasource: you're right
11:18:49 PM blackmesasource: your blog will be deleted
11:18:56 PM Pirate: like i care if it does
11:19:09 PM blackmesasource: would you care if i posted your info on the net
11:19:11 PM Pirate: it is posted on a free service
11:19:14 PM Pirate: if i cared, it would not be
11:19:53 PM blackmesasource: so you are emil
11:20:44 PM Pirate: sorry, i dont see any personal info in that chat
11:20:54 PM Pirate: and you admit that you had the wrong sn to begin with
11:20:55 PM Pirate: so
11:21:01 PM Pirate: no impersonation or personal info
11:21:18 PM blackmesasource: blackmesasource@aol.com
11:21:22 PM blackmesasource: that's personal
11:21:28 PM blackmesasource: sorry try again
11:21:30 PM Pirate: email addresses are not personal info
11:21:34 PM Pirate: you try again
11:21:42 PM blackmesasource: yeah they are
11:21:46 PM Pirate: nope
11:21:46 PM blackmesasource: that's why they're data mined
11:21:49 PM Pirate: they are not
11:22:01 PM Pirate: that is why spammers can data mine them
11:22:02 PM blackmesasource: people lose fact
11:22:04 PM Pirate: they are not protected
11:22:09 PM blackmesasource: yeah because idiots post them
11:22:20 PM blackmesasource: you are emil aren't you?
11:22:26 PM Pirate: nope, i am not
11:23:51 PM blackmesasource: i suppose i could clone your blog and report all instances as spam
11:23:57 PM blackmesasource: perhaps another day
11:24:03 PM blackmesasource: what i've done is good enough
11:24:06 PM Pirate: knock yourself out
11:24:11 PM Pirate: whatever helps you sleep better
11:25:01 PM Pirate: you started im'ing me back in june 2010
11:25:08 PM Pirate: 12:48:57 AM blackmesasource: vapor
12:49:21 AM blackmesasource: i stole cerjam's email
12:49:24 AM blackmesasource: that fag
11:25:19 PM Pirate: where you admit to stealing email addresses
11:25:30 PM blackmesasource: i am cerjam
11:25:39 PM Pirate: sure you are


I block him, and he comes back:

11:26:12 PM lordcerj: yeah
11:26:13 PM lordcerj: i am

Another block:

11:27:28 PM lordcerja: problem?

Another block:

11:27:58 PM suckmyvegina: you'll only be able to block 200 accounts
11:28:00 PM suckmyvegina: i have about 400

Another block:

11:28:32 PM lickmyvegina: this isn't getting you anywhere

Another block:

11:28:59 PM blackmanwithclap: go ahead and post my social
11:29:00 PM blackmanwithclap: i dare you

Monday, January 31, 2011

Are you there?

9:27:29 PM elliekat1118: Hey are you there
9:27:49 PM Pirate: yes
9:28:15 PM elliekat1118: What is ur name
9:28:48 PM elliekat1118: Are you there
9:29:56 PM elliekat1118: Hey u there
9:30:00 PM Pirate: what do you want from me?
9:30:06 PM Pirate: you dont know me, i dont know you
9:30:42 PM elliekat1118: What is your name
9:30:57 PM Pirate: you cant read? my name is Pirate, and you dont know me
9:31:50 PM elliekat1118: Is this a real person
9:31:58 PM Pirate: yes, i am a real person
9:32:09 PM Pirate: why are you randomly adding me to your buddy list?
9:33:50 PM Pirate: what, is that it?

Could not send because elliekat1118 is not available. (9:33:51 PM)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Dude, I know you!

3:38:05 PM blackmesasource: who is princesstera?
3:38:18 PM blackmesasource: some ass keeps spamming me with them
3:38:23 PM blackmesasource: i know you know
3:38:30 PM blackmesasource: you're always in those aim chats
3:38:37 PM Pirate: what are you talking about?
3:38:45 PM blackmesasource: vapor...
3:39:00 PM blackmesasource: he said he knew bizkit
3:39:15 PM Pirate: you are talking about vapor and bizkits?
3:39:22 PM blackmesasource: you are vapor
3:39:28 PM Pirate: i am?
3:39:31 PM blackmesasource: yes
3:39:33 PM blackmesasource: from florida
3:39:35 PM Pirate: no one told me that
3:39:37 PM blackmesasource: one sec
3:41:53 PM blackmesasource: http://www.myspace.com/mysterioushuggles
3:42:14 PM blackmesasource: you did that
3:42:15 PM Pirate: i dont have a myspace
3:42:42 PM blackmesasource: pentagram something
3:42:43 PM blackmesasource: that was you
3:42:54 PM Pirate: lame, you are just totally guessing
3:43:18 PM blackmesasource: pentagram951
3:43:31 PM Pirate: i do NOT own any SN's with numbers in them
3:43:34 PM Pirate: period
3:44:42 PM blackmesasource: eggo man 2468
3:44:48 PM blackmesasource: disco joseph1
3:44:56 PM Pirate: those are lame names, and not mine
3:45:17 PM blackmesasource: ah
3:45:19 PM blackmesasource:
3:45:24 PM blackmesasource: his sn is pirated
3:45:25 PM blackmesasource: lol
3:45:28 PM blackmesasource: oops
3:45:46 PM blackmesasource: you're still a fag
3:45:52 PM Pirate: as are you

Monday, May 10, 2010

I have PayPal.

8:40:46 PM spicoli: whaddup dude
8:41:05 PM Pirate: what do you want?
8:41:15 PM spicoli: a screen name like yours bro
8:41:23 PM Pirate: and?
8:41:29 PM spicoli: ive got paypal money
8:42:16 PM Pirate: i am not a sn whore
8:42:23 PM Pirate: i dont sell or buy sn
8:42:27 PM spicoli: i see
8:42:33 PM spicoli: cool well later bro
8:42:37 PM spicoli: thanks anyways


Note: SN is Screen Name for those that don't know.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

I love you, now I hate you

10:59:01 AM susanxsox: Hello?
10:59:54 AM Pirate: hello
11:01:38 AM susanxsox: There you are! I don't know you, but I randomly added the word pirate to my friends list.
11:01:51 AM Pirate: why would you do that?
11:03:45 AM susanxsox: Because I love pirates. I have a pirate flag tattoo, pirate jewlery, etc. I've loved them my whole life.
11:03:59 AM Pirate: so?
11:05:39 AM susanxsox: So I was just curious about the person who got the name pirate.
11:06:27 AM Pirate: i dont share information with total strangers
11:08:03 AM susanxsox: I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to get you to share any information. I apologize if it came off as that. I was just bored, and curious about who it was.
11:08:47 AM Pirate: if you are bored, get another tattoo
11:10:15 AM susanxsox: My bad. Sorry to bother you.
11:12:20 AM Pirate: and yes you are bothering me
11:13:29 AM susanxsox: Then don't respond, you douchebag. I wasn't shitty to you at all. Good thing you didn't want to talk to me anyway, because you seem like an uptight faggot. Peace out, bitch.
11:14:07 AM Pirate: stop trying to friend strangers on the internet
11:14:10 AM Pirate: get some real ones

Friday, January 15, 2010

Dude!

12:43:00 PM debt: hey dude if you ever end up selling your name let me know first.
12:45:18 PM Pirate: lol

Monday, December 28, 2009

Am I a robot?

6:37:16 PM oxoamzzxox: hey u fucking bastard?
6:37:20 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:37:34 PM oxoamzzxox: are you a robot?
6:37:37 PM Pirate: is that a question or a exclamation
6:37:49 PM Pirate: and no i am not a robot
6:37:55 PM oxoamzzxox: omg srry
6:38:00 PM oxoamzzxox: yes u r
6:38:05 PM Pirate: no, i am not
6:38:07 PM oxoamzzxox: jerk
6:38:22 PM Pirate: sigh, why do you kids always IM me and think i am a robot
6:38:27 PM Pirate: people actually have names like this
6:38:45 PM oxoamzzxox: bc no human says sugh when they sugh
6:38:46 PM oxoamzzxox: ok?
6:38:49 PM oxoamzzxox: wierdo
6:38:57 PM oxoamzzxox: but yah u r a robot
6:39:01 PM Pirate: am i?
6:39:12 PM oxoamzzxox: and if ur a real person than send us a pic
6:39:24 PM oxoamzzxox: oh wait! u cnt bc ur a metal object
6:39:28 PM oxoamzzxox: hhhaha robot
6:39:36 PM Pirate: there are two of you?
6:39:41 PM oxoamzzxox: yu
6:39:42 PM Pirate: and why would I send you a pic
6:39:44 PM Pirate: you send me one
6:39:46 PM oxoamzzxox: p
6:39:49 PM oxoamzzxox: e
6:39:50 PM oxoamzzxox: n
6:39:51 PM oxoamzzxox: i
6:39:52 PM oxoamzzxox: s
6:39:55 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:39:57 PM oxoamzzxox: <
6:39:57 PM Pirate: and i will tell you what is in the pic
6:39:58 PM oxoamzzxox: #
6:40:01 PM Pirate: vagina
6:40:03 PM Pirate: twat
6:40:08 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:40:10 PM oxoamzzxox: ?
6:40:18 PM Pirate: you spelled penis, so i said vagina and twat
6:40:23 PM Pirate: would a robot do that?
6:40:30 PM oxoamzzxox: yeah
6:40:33 PM oxoamzzxox: they would
6:40:39 PM Pirate: then you must be a robot also
6:40:48 PM oxoamzzxox: no imnot
6:40:50 PM oxoamzzxox: im human
6:40:51 PM Pirate: yah you are
6:40:54 PM Pirate: you are a robot
6:41:01 PM oxoamzzxox: ok fine i am
6:41:01 PM Pirate: someone sic'd you on me
6:41:04 PM oxoamzzxox: NOT
6:41:17 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:41:23 PM Pirate: you heard me
6:41:27 PM Pirate: you probably just want to be on my blog
6:41:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no i didnt
6:41:33 PM oxoamzzxox: i cant hear shit
6:41:42 PM oxoamzzxox: ur fuckin gay
6:41:48 PM Pirate: http://pirate-random.blogspot.com/
6:41:54 PM Pirate: and you are just stupid
6:42:17 PM oxoamzzxox: how old are u ?
6:42:22 PM Pirate: you are in Chevy Chase, MD
6:42:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no we aint
6:42:35 PM oxoamzzxox: im in illionois
6:42:37 PM Pirate: yes you are
6:42:39 PM oxoamzzxox: dumbass
6:42:42 PM Pirate: you just looked at my page
6:42:46 PM Pirate: and i pulled your IP address
6:42:51 PM Pirate: Time of Visit Dec 28 2009 6:41:48 pm
6:43:21 PM Pirate: you are running a Mac also
6:43:41 PM Pirate: with osx version 10.6 on it
6:43:48 PM Pirate: nice pics you have on there
6:44:07 PM oxoamzzxox: wtf? i live in illinios
6:44:13 PM oxoamzzxox: nd im on a PC
6:44:17 PM Pirate: lol
6:44:20 PM Pirate: nice try robot
6:44:24 PM Pirate: but robots are terrible liars
6:44:59 PM oxoamzzxox: ur gay ur gay\
6:45:00 PM Pirate: i am going to put a virus on here, so it will delete everything on your computer tomorrow
6:45:08 PM Pirate: and you wont find it