I love you, now I hate you

10:59:01 AM susanxsox: Hello?
10:59:54 AM Pirate: hello
11:01:38 AM susanxsox: There you are! I don't know you, but I randomly added the word pirate to my friends list.
11:01:51 AM Pirate: why would you do that?
11:03:45 AM susanxsox: Because I love pirates. I have a pirate flag tattoo, pirate jewlery, etc. I've loved them my whole life.
11:03:59 AM Pirate: so?
11:05:39 AM susanxsox: So I was just curious about the person who got the name pirate.
11:06:27 AM Pirate: i dont share information with total strangers
11:08:03 AM susanxsox: I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to get you to share any information. I apologize if it came off as that. I was just bored, and curious about who it was.
11:08:47 AM Pirate: if you are bored, get another tattoo
11:10:15 AM susanxsox: My bad. Sorry to bother you.
11:12:20 AM Pirate: and yes you are bothering me
11:13:29 AM susanxsox: Then don't respond, you douchebag. I wasn't shitty to you at all. Good thing you didn't want to talk to me anyway, because you seem like an uptight faggot. Peace out, bitch.
11:14:07 AM Pirate: stop trying to friend strangers on the internet
11:14:10 AM Pirate: get some real ones

Dude!

12:43:00 PM debt: hey dude if you ever end up selling your name let me know first.
12:45:18 PM Pirate: lol

Am I a robot?

6:37:16 PM oxoamzzxox: hey u fucking bastard?
6:37:20 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:37:34 PM oxoamzzxox: are you a robot?
6:37:37 PM Pirate: is that a question or a exclamation
6:37:49 PM Pirate: and no i am not a robot
6:37:55 PM oxoamzzxox: omg srry
6:38:00 PM oxoamzzxox: yes u r
6:38:05 PM Pirate: no, i am not
6:38:07 PM oxoamzzxox: jerk
6:38:22 PM Pirate: sigh, why do you kids always IM me and think i am a robot
6:38:27 PM Pirate: people actually have names like this
6:38:45 PM oxoamzzxox: bc no human says sugh when they sugh
6:38:46 PM oxoamzzxox: ok?
6:38:49 PM oxoamzzxox: wierdo
6:38:57 PM oxoamzzxox: but yah u r a robot
6:39:01 PM Pirate: am i?
6:39:12 PM oxoamzzxox: and if ur a real person than send us a pic
6:39:24 PM oxoamzzxox: oh wait! u cnt bc ur a metal object
6:39:28 PM oxoamzzxox: hhhaha robot
6:39:36 PM Pirate: there are two of you?
6:39:41 PM oxoamzzxox: yu
6:39:42 PM Pirate: and why would I send you a pic
6:39:44 PM Pirate: you send me one
6:39:46 PM oxoamzzxox: p
6:39:49 PM oxoamzzxox: e
6:39:50 PM oxoamzzxox: n
6:39:51 PM oxoamzzxox: i
6:39:52 PM oxoamzzxox: s
6:39:55 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:39:57 PM oxoamzzxox: <
6:39:57 PM Pirate: and i will tell you what is in the pic
6:39:58 PM oxoamzzxox: #
6:40:01 PM Pirate: vagina
6:40:03 PM Pirate: twat
6:40:08 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:40:10 PM oxoamzzxox: ?
6:40:18 PM Pirate: you spelled penis, so i said vagina and twat
6:40:23 PM Pirate: would a robot do that?
6:40:30 PM oxoamzzxox: yeah
6:40:33 PM oxoamzzxox: they would
6:40:39 PM Pirate: then you must be a robot also
6:40:48 PM oxoamzzxox: no imnot
6:40:50 PM oxoamzzxox: im human
6:40:51 PM Pirate: yah you are
6:40:54 PM Pirate: you are a robot
6:41:01 PM oxoamzzxox: ok fine i am
6:41:01 PM Pirate: someone sic'd you on me
6:41:04 PM oxoamzzxox: NOT
6:41:17 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:41:23 PM Pirate: you heard me
6:41:27 PM Pirate: you probably just want to be on my blog
6:41:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no i didnt
6:41:33 PM oxoamzzxox: i cant hear shit
6:41:42 PM oxoamzzxox: ur fuckin gay
6:41:48 PM Pirate: http://pirate-random.blogspot.com/
6:41:54 PM Pirate: and you are just stupid
6:42:17 PM oxoamzzxox: how old are u ?
6:42:22 PM Pirate: you are in Chevy Chase, MD
6:42:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no we aint
6:42:35 PM oxoamzzxox: im in illionois
6:42:37 PM Pirate: yes you are
6:42:39 PM oxoamzzxox: dumbass
6:42:42 PM Pirate: you just looked at my page
6:42:46 PM Pirate: and i pulled your IP address
6:42:51 PM Pirate: Time of Visit Dec 28 2009 6:41:48 pm
6:43:21 PM Pirate: you are running a Mac also
6:43:41 PM Pirate: with osx version 10.6 on it
6:43:48 PM Pirate: nice pics you have on there
6:44:07 PM oxoamzzxox: wtf? i live in illinios
6:44:13 PM oxoamzzxox: nd im on a PC
6:44:17 PM Pirate: lol
6:44:20 PM Pirate: nice try robot
6:44:24 PM Pirate: but robots are terrible liars
6:44:59 PM oxoamzzxox: ur gay ur gay\
6:45:00 PM Pirate: i am going to put a virus on here, so it will delete everything on your computer tomorrow
6:45:08 PM Pirate: and you wont find it

Ninja Arrives

1:53:48 PM ninja: hi
1:54:06 PM Pirate: sup
1:54:15 PM ninja: hi
1:54:28 PM Pirate: yah, you said that
1:54:47 PM ninja: LOL
1:55:08 PM Pirate: is that all?
1:55:15 PM ninja: yes cutie
1:55:31 PM Pirate: cool beans, sweetpea
1:55:33 PM ninja: LOL
1:55:47 PM Pirate: i have actually wondered if you would ever contact me
1:56:03 PM Pirate: my arch nemesis in the SN world
1:56:21 PM ninja: WELL I HAVE
1:56:23 PM ninja: B SCARED
1:56:34 PM Pirate: yah, your caps lock is very scary
1:58:43 PM ninja: ur quite freaky yourself
1:59:12 PM Pirate: i am?
1:59:20 PM ninja: very
1:59:44 PM Pirate: and how would you know this
2:00:19 PM ninja: i've heard rumors
2:01:17 PM Pirate: rumors are so nasty, just look what it is doing to Tiger Woods
2:01:31 PM ninja: you're just as bad as him
2:01:37 PM ninja: wait until your wife finds out
2:02:04 PM Pirate: why thank you... and what makes you assume I have a wife or can even have one.. i might want a husband

Are you Bobby?

6:25:32 PM steph2: Are u bobby
6:25:42 PM Pirate: hey steph
6:27:05 PM Pirate: ?
6:27:20 PM steph2: are u bobby wtf
6:27:33 PM Pirate: lol, what makes you say wtf?
6:27:42 PM steph2: ...................
6:27:54 PM Pirate: are you steph or not?
6:27:58 PM steph2: yes
6:28:08 PM Pirate: well then, there you go
6:28:26 PM steph2: hii bobby
6:29:21 PM Pirate: what do you want, steph?
6:29:33 PM steph2: do u hate me?
6:29:40 PM Pirate: yes
6:29:43 PM steph2: why
6:29:47 PM Pirate: why not?
6:29:53 PM steph2: what did i do
6:29:59 PM Pirate: i have no reason to not hate you, so I hate you
6:30:06 PM steph2: huh
6:30:14 PM Pirate: meaning.. what have you ever done for me?
6:30:32 PM steph2: ?
6:30:37 PM steph2: confused
6:30:45 PM Pirate: what have you ever done for me?
6:30:52 PM steph2: idk
6:31:03 PM Pirate: exactly, that is why i hate you
6:31:07 PM steph2: :-\
6:31:07 PM Pirate: you have done nothing for me
6:31:22 PM steph2: ok,,,,,,,,,,,,
6:31:33 PM Pirate: btw, who is the bobby person?
6:31:46 PM steph2: u
6:31:47 PM steph2: ?
6:31:51 PM Pirate: nope not me
6:31:56 PM steph2: who r u
6:32:04 PM Pirate: well, i can tell you i am not bobby
6:32:11 PM steph2: u know me?
6:32:25 PM Pirate: um hello, you IM'd me
6:32:40 PM steph2: well hello bobby owned that sn
6:32:46 PM Pirate: doubt that
6:32:53 PM Pirate: i have had this SN a very long time
6:32:56 PM steph2: omg
6:32:58 PM steph2: wait
6:33:33 PM steph2: i think his sn was pirated
6:33:34 PM steph2: :-\
6:33:36 PM steph2: sorry
6:33:57 PM Pirate: um, that is my name also
6:34:15 PM steph2: ................
6:34:19 PM steph2: wtf

WTF is Swagbucks?!?

8:35:10 PM incrediblyhuge: do u want free stuff
8:35:51 PM Pirate: do you want a punch in the face?
8:36:13 PM incrediblyhuge: NO
8:36:42 PM Pirate: then why would I want "free" stuff
8:37:15 PM incrediblyhuge: all u have to do is search things like google and it gives u free points
8:37:23 PM incrediblyhuge: that u can waste like money
8:37:43 PM Pirate: most likely it also bots my computer and reports everything I type via a keylogger also
8:38:07 PM incrediblyhuge: what the hell are u saying
8:38:21 PM incrediblyhuge: huh tuff guy
8:38:35 PM Pirate: lol, you can use the product you are pimping to search up those terms, bots and keylogger
8:38:40 PM Pirate: I am sure you can figure it out
8:39:05 PM Pirate: right?
8:39:34 PM incrediblyhuge: its confusing
8:39:39 PM incrediblyhuge: go slower
8:40:31 PM Pirate: go slower? you can alway go back and reread it
8:40:53 PM incrediblyhuge: so do u want free stuff
8:41:02 PM incrediblyhuge: please say yes
8:41:30 PM Pirate: have you ever heard the phrase, "no such thing as a free lunch"
8:42:26 PM incrediblyhuge: just check it out
8:42:45 PM incrediblyhuge: http://swagbucks.com/refer/esmelin
8:43:32 PM Pirate: there is no way i am clicking that link
8:43:54 PM incrediblyhuge: did u click it
8:44:35 PM Pirate: I am deactivating you
8:45:05 PM incrediblyhuge: u can get free games
8:45:25 PM Pirate: info@swagbucks.com
8:45:34 PM Pirate: THIS NEEDS TO STOP!
When our users spam the internet with these FAKE OFFERS it makes the entire Swagbucks network look fraudulent, gamey, and a hoax, which you all know is completely not true. From this point forward if we come across ANY of these types of offers to go along with referral codes then that person will be DEACTIVATED IMMEDIATELY. 8:45:42 PM Pirate: i am going to deactivate your account
8:46:01 PM incrediblyhuge: why!!!
8:46:23 PM incrediblyhuge: please dont im just tryin to get me a game
8:46:31 PM incrediblyhuge: im poor
8:46:48 PM Pirate: email sent
8:46:55 PM Pirate: good luck keeping your account
8:47:02 PM incrediblyhuge: noooooooooooooo!!!
8:47:48 PM incrediblyhuge: why would u do that
8:50:08 PM incrediblyhuge: im your friend
8:51:19 PM incrediblyhuge: if u didnt want me to write to u
8:51:27 PM incrediblyhuge: then u should have said so

Persistence does not pay off

9:10:43 PM birdy10417: hi
9:10:56 PM Pirate: my god, you are persistent
9:11:38 PM birdy10417: whats your name
9:12:00 PM Pirate: you realize that we had this same conversation months ago, and I am still going to refuse to give you my name
9:12:48 PM birdy10417: sorry i do not remember. i am sorry i am persistent i was just wondering.
9:13:04 PM Pirate: run along, child ... leave the internet to the adults
9:13:55 PM birdy10417: i am not a child. i am older you are merely a child who loves to mess with people
9:14:10 PM Pirate: um, might i remind you that you IM'd me
9:14:15 PM Pirate: you are not even on my buddy list
9:14:20 PM Pirate: therefore, you are messing with me