Threatened from the Internet, sort of.

11:10:57 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:11:38 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:12:22 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:12:51 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:14:34 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:14:43 PM Pirate: whats your problem?
11:14:55 PM blackmesasource: ok so i reported your blog
11:15:04 PM Pirate: my blog?
11:15:14 PM blackmesasource: pirate-random
11:15:25 PM Pirate: reported it as what?
11:16:00 PM blackmesasource: impersonation / posting private information
11:16:18 PM Pirate: neither of those were done
11:16:23 PM blackmesasource: if you take down our conversation, blogger won't delete your blog outright
11:16:24 PM blackmesasource: well
11:16:28 PM blackmesasource: i've reported more
11:16:28 PM blackmesasource: so..
11:16:29 PM Pirate: but hey, no one reads it anyway
11:16:35 PM blackmesasource: don't care
11:16:37 PM blackmesasource: remove the entry
11:16:41 PM Pirate: nope
11:16:57 PM Pirate: i dont even recall the entry
11:17:24 PM blackmesasource: it's the second post on the main page
11:17:38 PM Pirate: going to be the 3rd pretty soon
11:17:59 PM blackmesasource: k
11:18:11 PM blackmesasource: my SSN is XXX-XX-XXX (NOTE: obviously not his SSN, nor do I have any reason to post a SSN)
11:18:18 PM blackmesasource: post that
11:18:21 PM blackmesasource: please
11:18:23 PM blackmesasource: i dare you
11:18:36 PM Pirate: dare all you like it wont happen
11:18:44 PM blackmesasource: you're right
11:18:49 PM blackmesasource: your blog will be deleted
11:18:56 PM Pirate: like i care if it does
11:19:09 PM blackmesasource: would you care if i posted your info on the net
11:19:11 PM Pirate: it is posted on a free service
11:19:14 PM Pirate: if i cared, it would not be
11:19:53 PM blackmesasource: so you are emil
11:20:44 PM Pirate: sorry, i dont see any personal info in that chat
11:20:54 PM Pirate: and you admit that you had the wrong sn to begin with
11:20:55 PM Pirate: so
11:21:01 PM Pirate: no impersonation or personal info
11:21:18 PM blackmesasource: blackmesasource@aol.com
11:21:22 PM blackmesasource: that's personal
11:21:28 PM blackmesasource: sorry try again
11:21:30 PM Pirate: email addresses are not personal info
11:21:34 PM Pirate: you try again
11:21:42 PM blackmesasource: yeah they are
11:21:46 PM Pirate: nope
11:21:46 PM blackmesasource: that's why they're data mined
11:21:49 PM Pirate: they are not
11:22:01 PM Pirate: that is why spammers can data mine them
11:22:02 PM blackmesasource: people lose fact
11:22:04 PM Pirate: they are not protected
11:22:09 PM blackmesasource: yeah because idiots post them
11:22:20 PM blackmesasource: you are emil aren't you?
11:22:26 PM Pirate: nope, i am not
11:23:51 PM blackmesasource: i suppose i could clone your blog and report all instances as spam
11:23:57 PM blackmesasource: perhaps another day
11:24:03 PM blackmesasource: what i've done is good enough
11:24:06 PM Pirate: knock yourself out
11:24:11 PM Pirate: whatever helps you sleep better
11:25:01 PM Pirate: you started im'ing me back in june 2010
11:25:08 PM Pirate: 12:48:57 AM blackmesasource: vapor
12:49:21 AM blackmesasource: i stole cerjam's email
12:49:24 AM blackmesasource: that fag
11:25:19 PM Pirate: where you admit to stealing email addresses
11:25:30 PM blackmesasource: i am cerjam
11:25:39 PM Pirate: sure you are


I block him, and he comes back:

11:26:12 PM lordcerj: yeah
11:26:13 PM lordcerj: i am

Another block:

11:27:28 PM lordcerja: problem?

Another block:

11:27:58 PM suckmyvegina: you'll only be able to block 200 accounts
11:28:00 PM suckmyvegina: i have about 400

Another block:

11:28:32 PM lickmyvegina: this isn't getting you anywhere

Another block:

11:28:59 PM blackmanwithclap: go ahead and post my social
11:29:00 PM blackmanwithclap: i dare you

Are you there?

9:27:29 PM elliekat1118: Hey are you there
9:27:49 PM Pirate: yes
9:28:15 PM elliekat1118: What is ur name
9:28:48 PM elliekat1118: Are you there
9:29:56 PM elliekat1118: Hey u there
9:30:00 PM Pirate: what do you want from me?
9:30:06 PM Pirate: you dont know me, i dont know you
9:30:42 PM elliekat1118: What is your name
9:30:57 PM Pirate: you cant read? my name is Pirate, and you dont know me
9:31:50 PM elliekat1118: Is this a real person
9:31:58 PM Pirate: yes, i am a real person
9:32:09 PM Pirate: why are you randomly adding me to your buddy list?
9:33:50 PM Pirate: what, is that it?

Could not send because elliekat1118 is not available. (9:33:51 PM)

Dude, I know you!

3:38:05 PM blackmesasource: who is princesstera?
3:38:18 PM blackmesasource: some ass keeps spamming me with them
3:38:23 PM blackmesasource: i know you know
3:38:30 PM blackmesasource: you're always in those aim chats
3:38:37 PM Pirate: what are you talking about?
3:38:45 PM blackmesasource: vapor...
3:39:00 PM blackmesasource: he said he knew bizkit
3:39:15 PM Pirate: you are talking about vapor and bizkits?
3:39:22 PM blackmesasource: you are vapor
3:39:28 PM Pirate: i am?
3:39:31 PM blackmesasource: yes
3:39:33 PM blackmesasource: from florida
3:39:35 PM Pirate: no one told me that
3:39:37 PM blackmesasource: one sec
3:41:53 PM blackmesasource: http://www.myspace.com/mysterioushuggles
3:42:14 PM blackmesasource: you did that
3:42:15 PM Pirate: i dont have a myspace
3:42:42 PM blackmesasource: pentagram something
3:42:43 PM blackmesasource: that was you
3:42:54 PM Pirate: lame, you are just totally guessing
3:43:18 PM blackmesasource: pentagram951
3:43:31 PM Pirate: i do NOT own any SN's with numbers in them
3:43:34 PM Pirate: period
3:44:42 PM blackmesasource: eggo man 2468
3:44:48 PM blackmesasource: disco joseph1
3:44:56 PM Pirate: those are lame names, and not mine
3:45:17 PM blackmesasource: ah
3:45:19 PM blackmesasource:
3:45:24 PM blackmesasource: his sn is pirated
3:45:25 PM blackmesasource: lol
3:45:28 PM blackmesasource: oops
3:45:46 PM blackmesasource: you're still a fag
3:45:52 PM Pirate: as are you

I love you, now I hate you

10:59:01 AM susanxsox: Hello?
10:59:54 AM Pirate: hello
11:01:38 AM susanxsox: There you are! I don't know you, but I randomly added the word pirate to my friends list.
11:01:51 AM Pirate: why would you do that?
11:03:45 AM susanxsox: Because I love pirates. I have a pirate flag tattoo, pirate jewlery, etc. I've loved them my whole life.
11:03:59 AM Pirate: so?
11:05:39 AM susanxsox: So I was just curious about the person who got the name pirate.
11:06:27 AM Pirate: i dont share information with total strangers
11:08:03 AM susanxsox: I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to get you to share any information. I apologize if it came off as that. I was just bored, and curious about who it was.
11:08:47 AM Pirate: if you are bored, get another tattoo
11:10:15 AM susanxsox: My bad. Sorry to bother you.
11:12:20 AM Pirate: and yes you are bothering me
11:13:29 AM susanxsox: Then don't respond, you douchebag. I wasn't shitty to you at all. Good thing you didn't want to talk to me anyway, because you seem like an uptight faggot. Peace out, bitch.
11:14:07 AM Pirate: stop trying to friend strangers on the internet
11:14:10 AM Pirate: get some real ones

Dude!

12:43:00 PM debt: hey dude if you ever end up selling your name let me know first.
12:45:18 PM Pirate: lol

Am I a robot?

6:37:16 PM oxoamzzxox: hey u fucking bastard?
6:37:20 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:37:34 PM oxoamzzxox: are you a robot?
6:37:37 PM Pirate: is that a question or a exclamation
6:37:49 PM Pirate: and no i am not a robot
6:37:55 PM oxoamzzxox: omg srry
6:38:00 PM oxoamzzxox: yes u r
6:38:05 PM Pirate: no, i am not
6:38:07 PM oxoamzzxox: jerk
6:38:22 PM Pirate: sigh, why do you kids always IM me and think i am a robot
6:38:27 PM Pirate: people actually have names like this
6:38:45 PM oxoamzzxox: bc no human says sugh when they sugh
6:38:46 PM oxoamzzxox: ok?
6:38:49 PM oxoamzzxox: wierdo
6:38:57 PM oxoamzzxox: but yah u r a robot
6:39:01 PM Pirate: am i?
6:39:12 PM oxoamzzxox: and if ur a real person than send us a pic
6:39:24 PM oxoamzzxox: oh wait! u cnt bc ur a metal object
6:39:28 PM oxoamzzxox: hhhaha robot
6:39:36 PM Pirate: there are two of you?
6:39:41 PM oxoamzzxox: yu
6:39:42 PM Pirate: and why would I send you a pic
6:39:44 PM Pirate: you send me one
6:39:46 PM oxoamzzxox: p
6:39:49 PM oxoamzzxox: e
6:39:50 PM oxoamzzxox: n
6:39:51 PM oxoamzzxox: i
6:39:52 PM oxoamzzxox: s
6:39:55 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:39:57 PM oxoamzzxox: <
6:39:57 PM Pirate: and i will tell you what is in the pic
6:39:58 PM oxoamzzxox: #
6:40:01 PM Pirate: vagina
6:40:03 PM Pirate: twat
6:40:08 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:40:10 PM oxoamzzxox: ?
6:40:18 PM Pirate: you spelled penis, so i said vagina and twat
6:40:23 PM Pirate: would a robot do that?
6:40:30 PM oxoamzzxox: yeah
6:40:33 PM oxoamzzxox: they would
6:40:39 PM Pirate: then you must be a robot also
6:40:48 PM oxoamzzxox: no imnot
6:40:50 PM oxoamzzxox: im human
6:40:51 PM Pirate: yah you are
6:40:54 PM Pirate: you are a robot
6:41:01 PM oxoamzzxox: ok fine i am
6:41:01 PM Pirate: someone sic'd you on me
6:41:04 PM oxoamzzxox: NOT
6:41:17 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:41:23 PM Pirate: you heard me
6:41:27 PM Pirate: you probably just want to be on my blog
6:41:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no i didnt
6:41:33 PM oxoamzzxox: i cant hear shit
6:41:42 PM oxoamzzxox: ur fuckin gay
6:41:48 PM Pirate: http://pirate-random.blogspot.com/
6:41:54 PM Pirate: and you are just stupid
6:42:17 PM oxoamzzxox: how old are u ?
6:42:22 PM Pirate: you are in Chevy Chase, MD
6:42:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no we aint
6:42:35 PM oxoamzzxox: im in illionois
6:42:37 PM Pirate: yes you are
6:42:39 PM oxoamzzxox: dumbass
6:42:42 PM Pirate: you just looked at my page
6:42:46 PM Pirate: and i pulled your IP address
6:42:51 PM Pirate: Time of Visit Dec 28 2009 6:41:48 pm
6:43:21 PM Pirate: you are running a Mac also
6:43:41 PM Pirate: with osx version 10.6 on it
6:43:48 PM Pirate: nice pics you have on there
6:44:07 PM oxoamzzxox: wtf? i live in illinios
6:44:13 PM oxoamzzxox: nd im on a PC
6:44:17 PM Pirate: lol
6:44:20 PM Pirate: nice try robot
6:44:24 PM Pirate: but robots are terrible liars
6:44:59 PM oxoamzzxox: ur gay ur gay\
6:45:00 PM Pirate: i am going to put a virus on here, so it will delete everything on your computer tomorrow
6:45:08 PM Pirate: and you wont find it

Ninja Arrives

1:53:48 PM ninja: hi
1:54:06 PM Pirate: sup
1:54:15 PM ninja: hi
1:54:28 PM Pirate: yah, you said that
1:54:47 PM ninja: LOL
1:55:08 PM Pirate: is that all?
1:55:15 PM ninja: yes cutie
1:55:31 PM Pirate: cool beans, sweetpea
1:55:33 PM ninja: LOL
1:55:47 PM Pirate: i have actually wondered if you would ever contact me
1:56:03 PM Pirate: my arch nemesis in the SN world
1:56:21 PM ninja: WELL I HAVE
1:56:23 PM ninja: B SCARED
1:56:34 PM Pirate: yah, your caps lock is very scary
1:58:43 PM ninja: ur quite freaky yourself
1:59:12 PM Pirate: i am?
1:59:20 PM ninja: very
1:59:44 PM Pirate: and how would you know this
2:00:19 PM ninja: i've heard rumors
2:01:17 PM Pirate: rumors are so nasty, just look what it is doing to Tiger Woods
2:01:31 PM ninja: you're just as bad as him
2:01:37 PM ninja: wait until your wife finds out
2:02:04 PM Pirate: why thank you... and what makes you assume I have a wife or can even have one.. i might want a husband

Are you Bobby?

6:25:32 PM steph2: Are u bobby
6:25:42 PM Pirate: hey steph
6:27:05 PM Pirate: ?
6:27:20 PM steph2: are u bobby wtf
6:27:33 PM Pirate: lol, what makes you say wtf?
6:27:42 PM steph2: ...................
6:27:54 PM Pirate: are you steph or not?
6:27:58 PM steph2: yes
6:28:08 PM Pirate: well then, there you go
6:28:26 PM steph2: hii bobby
6:29:21 PM Pirate: what do you want, steph?
6:29:33 PM steph2: do u hate me?
6:29:40 PM Pirate: yes
6:29:43 PM steph2: why
6:29:47 PM Pirate: why not?
6:29:53 PM steph2: what did i do
6:29:59 PM Pirate: i have no reason to not hate you, so I hate you
6:30:06 PM steph2: huh
6:30:14 PM Pirate: meaning.. what have you ever done for me?
6:30:32 PM steph2: ?
6:30:37 PM steph2: confused
6:30:45 PM Pirate: what have you ever done for me?
6:30:52 PM steph2: idk
6:31:03 PM Pirate: exactly, that is why i hate you
6:31:07 PM steph2: :-\
6:31:07 PM Pirate: you have done nothing for me
6:31:22 PM steph2: ok,,,,,,,,,,,,
6:31:33 PM Pirate: btw, who is the bobby person?
6:31:46 PM steph2: u
6:31:47 PM steph2: ?
6:31:51 PM Pirate: nope not me
6:31:56 PM steph2: who r u
6:32:04 PM Pirate: well, i can tell you i am not bobby
6:32:11 PM steph2: u know me?
6:32:25 PM Pirate: um hello, you IM'd me
6:32:40 PM steph2: well hello bobby owned that sn
6:32:46 PM Pirate: doubt that
6:32:53 PM Pirate: i have had this SN a very long time
6:32:56 PM steph2: omg
6:32:58 PM steph2: wait
6:33:33 PM steph2: i think his sn was pirated
6:33:34 PM steph2: :-\
6:33:36 PM steph2: sorry
6:33:57 PM Pirate: um, that is my name also
6:34:15 PM steph2: ................
6:34:19 PM steph2: wtf

WTF is Swagbucks?!?

8:35:10 PM incrediblyhuge: do u want free stuff
8:35:51 PM Pirate: do you want a punch in the face?
8:36:13 PM incrediblyhuge: NO
8:36:42 PM Pirate: then why would I want "free" stuff
8:37:15 PM incrediblyhuge: all u have to do is search things like google and it gives u free points
8:37:23 PM incrediblyhuge: that u can waste like money
8:37:43 PM Pirate: most likely it also bots my computer and reports everything I type via a keylogger also
8:38:07 PM incrediblyhuge: what the hell are u saying
8:38:21 PM incrediblyhuge: huh tuff guy
8:38:35 PM Pirate: lol, you can use the product you are pimping to search up those terms, bots and keylogger
8:38:40 PM Pirate: I am sure you can figure it out
8:39:05 PM Pirate: right?
8:39:34 PM incrediblyhuge: its confusing
8:39:39 PM incrediblyhuge: go slower
8:40:31 PM Pirate: go slower? you can alway go back and reread it
8:40:53 PM incrediblyhuge: so do u want free stuff
8:41:02 PM incrediblyhuge: please say yes
8:41:30 PM Pirate: have you ever heard the phrase, "no such thing as a free lunch"
8:42:26 PM incrediblyhuge: just check it out
8:42:45 PM incrediblyhuge: http://swagbucks.com/refer/esmelin
8:43:32 PM Pirate: there is no way i am clicking that link
8:43:54 PM incrediblyhuge: did u click it
8:44:35 PM Pirate: I am deactivating you
8:45:05 PM incrediblyhuge: u can get free games
8:45:25 PM Pirate: info@swagbucks.com
8:45:34 PM Pirate: THIS NEEDS TO STOP!
When our users spam the internet with these FAKE OFFERS it makes the entire Swagbucks network look fraudulent, gamey, and a hoax, which you all know is completely not true. From this point forward if we come across ANY of these types of offers to go along with referral codes then that person will be DEACTIVATED IMMEDIATELY. 8:45:42 PM Pirate: i am going to deactivate your account
8:46:01 PM incrediblyhuge: why!!!
8:46:23 PM incrediblyhuge: please dont im just tryin to get me a game
8:46:31 PM incrediblyhuge: im poor
8:46:48 PM Pirate: email sent
8:46:55 PM Pirate: good luck keeping your account
8:47:02 PM incrediblyhuge: noooooooooooooo!!!
8:47:48 PM incrediblyhuge: why would u do that
8:50:08 PM incrediblyhuge: im your friend
8:51:19 PM incrediblyhuge: if u didnt want me to write to u
8:51:27 PM incrediblyhuge: then u should have said so

Persistence does not pay off

9:10:43 PM birdy10417: hi
9:10:56 PM Pirate: my god, you are persistent
9:11:38 PM birdy10417: whats your name
9:12:00 PM Pirate: you realize that we had this same conversation months ago, and I am still going to refuse to give you my name
9:12:48 PM birdy10417: sorry i do not remember. i am sorry i am persistent i was just wondering.
9:13:04 PM Pirate: run along, child ... leave the internet to the adults
9:13:55 PM birdy10417: i am not a child. i am older you are merely a child who loves to mess with people
9:14:10 PM Pirate: um, might i remind you that you IM'd me
9:14:15 PM Pirate: you are not even on my buddy list
9:14:20 PM Pirate: therefore, you are messing with me

You have the wrong person

10:57:16 AM coronaboots3: I met your wife in the store and wow did she get FAT
10:57:39 AM Pirate: honestly, you have the wrong person
10:58:10 AM coronaboots3: No I don't, I asked around.
10:58:17 AM Pirate: sigh
10:58:24 AM Pirate: you really do have the wrong person
10:58:29 AM Pirate: who did you ask?
10:58:49 AM coronaboots3: Your former co-workers
10:58:58 AM Pirate: i have been at the same job for over X years
10:59:10 AM coronaboots3: Oh, I know that.
10:59:31 AM Pirate: so what company were my "former coworkers" from?
10:59:45 AM Pirate: you really do have the wrong person.. i dont know how to convince you of this
11:00:14 AM coronaboots3: I cannot continue this conversation, you are a loser. Bye
11:00:34 AM Pirate: more like you dont want to admit you are wrong about knowing me
11:00:49 AM Pirate: tell me my name if you know me
11:00:59 AM Pirate: i am curious as to who this person is that has you so angry

Why do you change a song?

10:23:25 PM whoputsaname: Why do you change a song
10:23:35 PM whoputsaname: Every to fucking seconds
10:23:54 PM Pirate: like every 400 seconds when the song switches over, retard
10:24:27 PM whoputsaname: Are you on the radio or something?
10:24:33 PM Pirate: i dont know, am i?
10:25:01 PM whoputsaname: Then how is the song switching over?
10:25:08 PM whoputsaname: Ipod?
10:25:22 PM Pirate: you, my little lost friend, are an idiot
10:25:34 PM whoputsaname: How?
10:26:51 PM Pirate: have you heard of iTunes and automation?
10:28:55 PM whoputsaname: Well
10:29:03 PM Pirate: what?
10:29:10 PM whoputsaname: iTunes and iPod are preatty much the same thing
10:29:18 PM Pirate: i think you mean pretty
10:29:19 PM whoputsaname: The same thing
10:29:29 PM whoputsaname: But iPod is portable
10:29:59 PM whoputsaname: So
10:30:00 PM Pirate: no shit, really?
10:30:03 PM Pirate: i had no idea
10:30:05 PM whoputsaname: I was actually rite
10:30:11 PM whoputsaname: -.-
10:30:12 PM Pirate: the iPod is portable!
10:30:20 PM whoputsaname: Adurr
10:30:20 PM Pirate: that is genius! seriously! it is portable!
10:30:32 PM Pirate: do others know about this?
10:30:34 PM whoputsaname: Wow
10:30:39 PM whoputsaname: Yes
10:31:29 PM Pirate: no way, then why dont you understand that iTunes is changing the fucking song in my status as it plays them!!!!!
10:32:44 PM whoputsaname: Okk

I have a question

6:30:07 PM wtfisup112: i have a question
6:30:17 PM Pirate: what?
6:31:46 PM wtfisup112: why are you so damn sexy
6:32:13 PM Pirate: the same reason you are such an idiot, i just can't help it
6:32:25 PM wtfisup112: wanna send me nudes?
6:33:05 PM wtfisup112: dont be prude
6:33:48 PM wtfisup112: skeeyoooot
6:34:11 PM Pirate: here you go, http://tinyurl.com/6esebh
6:34:44 PM wtfisup112: that has to be one of the
6:34:51 PM wtfisup112: hottest things ive ever seen
6:35:55 PM wtfisup112: your a sick FCKU
6:39:55 PM Pirate: and you are an idiot as i said earlier, didnt mommy teach you not to click on links from strangers?

Eliza, is that you?

10:50:58 PM vballinmmo: hoi
10:51:00 PM vballinmmo: hi
10:51:04 PM vballinmmo: hey
10:51:06 PM Pirate: hoy!
10:51:06 PM vballinmmo: r u on
10:51:15 PM vballinmmo: sup
10:51:22 PM Pirate: son
10:51:27 PM vballinmmo: k
10:51:41 PM vballinmmo: so what r u doing
10:51:56 PM vballinmmo: hey
10:51:57 PM Pirate: talking to some bot on IM named vballinmmo
10:52:03 PM vballinmmo: wtf
10:52:16 PM Pirate: are you a bot
10:52:41 PM vballinmmo: no i'm really a persom
10:52:46 PM Pirate: prove it, i think you are a bot
10:52:51 PM vballinmmo: hoew \
10:52:54 PM vballinmmo: how
10:53:10 PM Pirate: good try with the improper syntax above, but i am not buying it
10:53:14 PM Pirate: prove you are real now!
10:53:33 PM vballinmmo: i sware seriously want to know how
10:53:51 PM Pirate: come on Neo, prove it.. or the Agents will terminate your program!
10:54:11 PM vballinmmo: i have friends names bballinsmm and she is real
10:54:24 PM vballinmmo: yea i am hey
10:54:26 PM Pirate: you are some soulless computer program, arent you?
10:54:51 PM vballinmmo: no and sorry about the thing before
10:55:10 PM Pirate: nice try, bot. but i have no idea what that "thing" is
10:55:40 PM vballinmmo: the aim thing i typed before and how to i prove that i'm not a bot
10:55:54 PM vballinmmo: do ui have a blocked friend lovehorse111
10:55:56 PM vballinmmo: ?
10:56:03 PM Pirate: what is a love horse?
10:56:33 PM vballinmmo: it's a person that u were once friends with
10:56:46 PM Pirate: how can i have friends when you are a bot?
10:57:16 PM vballinmmo: because i'm not a bot and i was once friends with her
10:57:25 PM Pirate: what?
10:57:30 PM Pirate: que?
10:57:45 PM vballinmmo: i will what does que mean
10:57:51 PM vballinmmo: ?
10:57:52 PM vballinmmo: ???
10:58:01 PM vballinmmo: u
10:58:13 PM Pirate: el hombre con el sombrero nos envió

Banana man?

12:40:07 PM enjoiskating477: Where is banana man?
12:40:21 PM Pirate: where is your mother?
12:40:44 PM enjoiskating477: Idk at work
12:40:58 PM Pirate: working her street corner?
12:41:11 PM enjoiskating477: Yes
12:41:20 PM enjoiskating477: Fucking pussy
12:41:26 PM Pirate: in her knee high boots and micro mini-skirt
12:41:56 PM enjoiskating477: Yes didn't i just tell u that....pussy
12:42:32 PM Pirate: um no, you just said she was working her corner. i dressed her up from her normal fatty dress

Mom is still yapping

3:26:47 PM jmanning27: u there?
3:27:20 PM jmanning27: check out if mom is on when you return
3:30:20 PM jmanning27: uthere
3:31:16 PM Pirate: what?
3:31:56 PM jmanning27: mom is still yapping
3:32:33 PM jmanning27: anything else new at your place. how is your company faring
3:33:10 PM Pirate: well, i finally got rid of that hooker that had been badgering me. I finally paid her half what I owed her
3:33:27 PM Pirate: and the company is fine, we just need more parts to make the paper airplanes with
3:33:35 PM jmanning27: what hooker
3:33:49 PM Pirate: the female hooker that I have been using for the last 3 months
3:34:14 PM Pirate: you know the one with the mouth trick?

Pirate is not an Asian Chick

(09:24:57 PM) Miisz Clumzy: wannabe :D
(09:30:44 PM) Pirate: so if i am a wannabe, how did i get the name?
(09:31:26 PM) Miisz Clumzy: Is this chann ?
(09:31:38 PM) Pirate: what is a chann?
(09:33:36 PM) Miisz Clumzy: a chann is a asian chiqk from Lowell mass she's a senior at Lowell high and she also hope's to attend art school in boston :)
(09:34:32 PM) Pirate: i am definitely not an asian chick
(09:34:57 PM) Miisz Clumzy: Alright a white girl haha
(09:35:29 PM) Pirate: i think you have the wrong person
(09:35:53 PM) Miisz Clumzy: No I don't this is chanmary
(09:36:11 PM) Pirate: when was the last time you talked to this person on the SN of Pirate? which is the SN i am on now
(09:37:06 PM) Miisz Clumzy: like 10 minute's ago
(09:37:20 PM) Pirate: um, no. that was this same conversation
(09:37:33 PM) Pirate: you have never talked to Pirate before
(09:37:42 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes
(09:37:51 PM) Pirate: when have you talked to Pirate
(09:38:21 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes I have I'm the master of all pirate's arggh !
(09:38:33 PM) Pirate: whatever
(09:39:05 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yea I'm right
(09:39:33 PM) Pirate: right about what? you have never talked to me before tonight, and I am not the asian chick you think i am
(09:40:30 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes huh
(09:41:05 PM) Pirate: what?
(09:41:28 PM) Miisz Clumzy: nothin chan
(09:41:52 PM) Pirate: if i am Chan, call me
(09:42:29 PM) Pirate: or better yet, tell me my phone number
(09:42:44 PM) Pirate: so i can call Chan :)
(09:43:59 PM) Miisz Clumzy: I just called you
(09:44:06 PM) Pirate: none of my phones rang
(09:44:26 PM) Miisz Clumzy: grrr, fine
(09:44:30 PM) Pirate: when did Chan tell you this was her SN?
(09:45:11 PM) Miisz Clumzy: I'm physic I know these thing's
(09:45:24 PM) Pirate: you mean psychic?

Pirate of Nazo

3:57:43 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Of Nazo heyy
3:57:55 PM Pirate: of nazo?
3:58:58 PM Pirate: you done already?
3:59:24 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Huh? Lol
3:59:39 PM Pirate: you tell me, you are the one making no sense
4:01:01 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Lol. When did I say tht?
4:01:17 PM Pirate: when you started off with "of nazo"
4:02:03 PM jerseyzzlilm6: I did? I was iming from my phone n said hey...
4:02:19 PM Pirate: why would you IM me from your phone, i have no idea who you are
4:02:42 PM jerseyzzlilm6: I'm maheen! Ramzi! Lol
4:03:01 PM Pirate: and i dont know anyone with either of those names
4:03:27 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Whts ur sn
4:03:40 PM Pirate: you tell me, you are IM'ing me at my SN
4:03:46 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Isn't it pirate of nazo?
4:04:02 PM Pirate: lol, you are IM'ing Pirate
4:04:16 PM Pirate: i got the "of nazo" as you first msg
4:05:10 PM jerseyzzlilm6: R u serious?! Oooo u know what happend its spaced so I think thts why it got only pirate. I am so sorry! Hah
4:05:33 PM Pirate: yah, i figured that out a long time ago

A crazy lady

10:51:31 PM crzylady88: hii
10:52:00 PM crzylady88: where you get ur sn from?
10:52:18 PM crzylady88: u in the aim scene?
11:03:46 PM Pirate: the aim scene?
11:04:25 PM crzylady88: how u get ur sn?
11:04:36 PM Pirate: why?
11:04:44 PM crzylady88: solo dime
11:04:54 PM Pirate: what?
11:05:12 PM crzylady88: where u got ur sn
11:05:20 PM Pirate: and i asked you why do you want to know
11:05:47 PM crzylady88: why you think i dont know?
11:05:55 PM crzylady88: or u just got it from ur lil hacker friends
11:06:01 PM Pirate: i have no idea, what?
11:06:12 PM crzylady88: cuz i know u just didnt register the sn pirate from aim.com now did u?
11:06:22 PM crzylady88: but its cool i dont need to know how u got ur sn
11:06:34 PM Pirate: depends on how long i have had it, i might have actually gotten it from aol
11:06:55 PM crzylady88: yea thru aol leaks
11:07:02 PM Pirate: leaks?
11:07:05 PM crzylady88: thats how u get ur sns in the first place
11:07:06 PM Pirate: what jargon are you using
Editors Note:
The same person comes back a bit later with the SN: wixch
They were still trying to figure out how I got Pirate :)

Insect Murder

2:37:24 PM insect187: PIRATE!
2:42:31 PM Pirate: insect murder
2:42:40 PM insect187: THIS IS YOUR DAD!
2:42:48 PM Pirate: prove it
2:44:08 PM Pirate: lame
2:44:34 PM insect187: your account is UK
2:44:58 PM Pirate: what are you talking about?
2:45:11 PM insect187: DO YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN AOL ACCCOUNT?
2:45:34 PM Pirate: what does it matter?
2:45:53 PM insect187: it matters greatly..you have a United Kingdom account, don't you?
2:46:26 PM Pirate: i dont see why it matters
2:50:49 PM Pirate: did you call them yet to find out? I assume you are trying to social my account
2:50:58 PM insect187: LMFAO
2:51:13 PM Pirate: i am correct
2:51:35 PM insect187: no way
2:51:42 PM insect187: why would i do a horribly immoral thing like that?
2:52:01 PM Pirate: you are jealous of my SN, and want it for yourself
2:52:15 PM insect187: OK OK, YOU GOT ME!
2:52:23 PM insect187: damn, you sure know how to read minds well
2:52:34 PM Pirate: you are not the first to try
2:52:46 PM Pirate: what did the folks at aol uk say when you called them
2:52:58 PM insect187: they said they couldn't reset your account
2:53:02 PM insect187: i yelled at them
2:53:06 PM insect187: because i have all your info
2:53:17 PM Pirate: do you? please tell me my info
2:53:44 PM insect187: i IMed you yesterday
2:53:51 PM insect187: on the sn DCarter489
2:53:55 PM insect187: and said your full name
2:54:37 PM Pirate: no, i didnt
2:54:46 PM Pirate: you asked, Matthew? and I asked, dad?
2:54:50 PM Pirate: that was it
2:54:56 PM insect187: i know where you live
2:54:59 PM insect187: and your phone number
2:55:04 PM Pirate: tell me
2:55:07 PM insect187: why?
2:55:15 PM Pirate: so i can tell if you are correct
2:55:23 PM Pirate: be quite the feat to get my number and address
2:55:58 PM insect187: i am scared to tell you
2:56:05 PM insect187: you will try to get me in trouble with the FBI
2:56:06 PM insect187: rofl
2:56:21 PM Pirate: if this is a uk account, why would the fbi care?
2:57:42 PM Pirate: good question, isn't it?
2:57:57 PM Pirate: plus, i doubt seriously have either of those pieces of information
2:58:18 PM insect187: ok
2:58:28 PM Pirate: ok what?
2:59:55 PM Pirate: come on, is that it?
3:00:14 PM insect187: dude just give me your password
3:00:19 PM Pirate: lol
3:00:35 PM Pirate: here it is: yourm0msucksc0x
3:00:44 PM insect187: you are lying you homosexual
3:00:49 PM insect187: give me the REAL THING!
3:01:00 PM Pirate: now why would i do that?
3:01:16 PM insect187: come on i love that sn
3:01:25 PM Pirate: have you read my blog?