Fudgenuts47 is a Troll

7:37:46 PM fudgenuts47: sup sir
7:37:56 PM Pirate: huh?
7:38:21 PM fudgenuts47: i was literally typing anything i could think of in the send an im option
7:38:29 PM fudgenuts47: i'm waiting for bob dylan to respond
7:39:04 PM Pirate: lame
7:39:15 PM fudgenuts47: yeah cool
7:39:26 PM fudgenuts47: so are you like 30 years old?
7:39:37 PM fudgenuts47: or did you make the sn when you were like 5?
7:39:38 PM Pirate: are you like 14?
7:40:10 PM Pirate: because only some tard or kid would dare use a name with a set of numbers in it
7:40:27 PM fudgenuts47: yeah i know, those guys suck
7:40:36 PM fudgenuts47: so you just got lucky, eh?
7:40:50 PM fudgenuts47: well nice talking to you but i'm waiting for ninja to responde
7:40:53 PM Pirate: Creative, and not willing to settle for a crummy SN

No handlebars

12:33:13 PM ulysdooope25: hey wey come with me to the bank in the bike
12:33:31 PM Pirate: ok, you coming to pick me up?
12:33:42 PM ulysdooope25: i said bike wey
12:34:01 PM Pirate: can't i ride on the back of your bike?
12:34:22 PM ulysdooope25: haha wtf gay ass!
12:34:38 PM Pirate: or i could sit on the handlebars?
12:34:55 PM ulysdooope25: i have no handlebars
12:35:06 PM Pirate: well that sucks
12:35:13 PM Pirate: so i have to ride my bike?
12:35:37 PM ulysdooope25: this isnt piiie
12:35:38 PM ulysdooope25: hahaha
12:35:40 PM ulysdooope25: fuck u
12:35:44 PM ulysdooope25: yeah get a bike son
12:36:01 PM Pirate: you IM'd me, dont you know who you are IM'ing?
12:36:17 PM ulysdooope25: yeah i guess i got it wrong oh well
12:36:24 PM ulysdooope25: alright son my bad
12:36:25 PM ulysdooope25: peace
12:36:33 PM Pirate: are you going to rob the bank?
12:36:46 PM ulysdooope25: maybe
12:37:00 PM Pirate: hard to carry loot on your bike that has no handlebars
12:37:24 PM ulysdooope25: haha word

Why do you change a song?

10:23:25 PM whoputsaname: Why do you change a song
10:23:35 PM whoputsaname: Every to fucking seconds
10:23:54 PM Pirate: like every 400 seconds when the song switches over, retard
10:24:27 PM whoputsaname: Are you on the radio or something?
10:24:33 PM Pirate: i dont know, am i?
10:25:01 PM whoputsaname: Then how is the song switching over?
10:25:08 PM whoputsaname: Ipod?
10:25:22 PM Pirate: you, my little lost friend, are an idiot
10:25:34 PM whoputsaname: How?
10:26:51 PM Pirate: have you heard of iTunes and automation?
10:28:55 PM whoputsaname: Well
10:29:03 PM Pirate: what?
10:29:10 PM whoputsaname: iTunes and iPod are preatty much the same thing
10:29:18 PM Pirate: i think you mean pretty
10:29:19 PM whoputsaname: The same thing
10:29:29 PM whoputsaname: But iPod is portable
10:29:59 PM whoputsaname: So
10:30:00 PM Pirate: no shit, really?
10:30:03 PM Pirate: i had no idea
10:30:05 PM whoputsaname: I was actually rite
10:30:11 PM whoputsaname: -.-
10:30:12 PM Pirate: the iPod is portable!
10:30:20 PM whoputsaname: Adurr
10:30:20 PM Pirate: that is genius! seriously! it is portable!
10:30:32 PM Pirate: do others know about this?
10:30:34 PM whoputsaname: Wow
10:30:39 PM whoputsaname: Yes
10:31:29 PM Pirate: no way, then why dont you understand that iTunes is changing the fucking song in my status as it plays them!!!!!
10:32:44 PM whoputsaname: Okk

I have a question

6:30:07 PM wtfisup112: i have a question
6:30:17 PM Pirate: what?
6:31:46 PM wtfisup112: why are you so damn sexy
6:32:13 PM Pirate: the same reason you are such an idiot, i just can't help it
6:32:25 PM wtfisup112: wanna send me nudes?
6:33:05 PM wtfisup112: dont be prude
6:33:48 PM wtfisup112: skeeyoooot
6:34:11 PM Pirate: here you go, http://tinyurl.com/6esebh
6:34:44 PM wtfisup112: that has to be one of the
6:34:51 PM wtfisup112: hottest things ive ever seen
6:35:55 PM wtfisup112: your a sick FCKU
6:39:55 PM Pirate: and you are an idiot as i said earlier, didnt mommy teach you not to click on links from strangers?

Say what again!

11:32:20 AM patmayolv1228: hey
11:32:48 AM patmayolv1228: hey
11:32:52 AM patmayolv1228: r u there
11:32:53 AM patmayolv1228: ?
11:33:04 AM Pirate: speak english
11:33:15 AM patmayolv1228: r u there?
11:33:29 AM Pirate: english, muthafukka, do you speak it?
11:33:39 AM patmayolv1228: yeah do u
11:33:40 AM patmayolv1228: ?
11:33:52 AM Pirate: u is not any word I have heard before
11:34:10 AM patmayolv1228: u means you
11:34:18 AM patmayolv1228: and r means are
11:34:25 AM Pirate: are you calling Marcellus Washington a bitch?
11:34:51 AM patmayolv1228: who the hell is he
?
11:35:10 AM Pirate: he is the one you owe money to, or have you forgotten?
11:35:25 AM patmayolv1228: y r u so mean to me u r mean to everyone
11:35:48 AM Pirate: what is no country I ever heard of?
11:36:07 AM Pirate: say what again!

Eliza, is that you?

10:50:58 PM vballinmmo: hoi
10:51:00 PM vballinmmo: hi
10:51:04 PM vballinmmo: hey
10:51:06 PM Pirate: hoy!
10:51:06 PM vballinmmo: r u on
10:51:15 PM vballinmmo: sup
10:51:22 PM Pirate: son
10:51:27 PM vballinmmo: k
10:51:41 PM vballinmmo: so what r u doing
10:51:56 PM vballinmmo: hey
10:51:57 PM Pirate: talking to some bot on IM named vballinmmo
10:52:03 PM vballinmmo: wtf
10:52:16 PM Pirate: are you a bot
10:52:41 PM vballinmmo: no i'm really a persom
10:52:46 PM Pirate: prove it, i think you are a bot
10:52:51 PM vballinmmo: hoew \
10:52:54 PM vballinmmo: how
10:53:10 PM Pirate: good try with the improper syntax above, but i am not buying it
10:53:14 PM Pirate: prove you are real now!
10:53:33 PM vballinmmo: i sware seriously want to know how
10:53:51 PM Pirate: come on Neo, prove it.. or the Agents will terminate your program!
10:54:11 PM vballinmmo: i have friends names bballinsmm and she is real
10:54:24 PM vballinmmo: yea i am hey
10:54:26 PM Pirate: you are some soulless computer program, arent you?
10:54:51 PM vballinmmo: no and sorry about the thing before
10:55:10 PM Pirate: nice try, bot. but i have no idea what that "thing" is
10:55:40 PM vballinmmo: the aim thing i typed before and how to i prove that i'm not a bot
10:55:54 PM vballinmmo: do ui have a blocked friend lovehorse111
10:55:56 PM vballinmmo: ?
10:56:03 PM Pirate: what is a love horse?
10:56:33 PM vballinmmo: it's a person that u were once friends with
10:56:46 PM Pirate: how can i have friends when you are a bot?
10:57:16 PM vballinmmo: because i'm not a bot and i was once friends with her
10:57:25 PM Pirate: what?
10:57:30 PM Pirate: que?
10:57:45 PM vballinmmo: i will what does que mean
10:57:51 PM vballinmmo: ?
10:57:52 PM vballinmmo: ???
10:58:01 PM vballinmmo: u
10:58:13 PM Pirate: el hombre con el sombrero nos envió

Banana man?

12:40:07 PM enjoiskating477: Where is banana man?
12:40:21 PM Pirate: where is your mother?
12:40:44 PM enjoiskating477: Idk at work
12:40:58 PM Pirate: working her street corner?
12:41:11 PM enjoiskating477: Yes
12:41:20 PM enjoiskating477: Fucking pussy
12:41:26 PM Pirate: in her knee high boots and micro mini-skirt
12:41:56 PM enjoiskating477: Yes didn't i just tell u that....pussy
12:42:32 PM Pirate: um no, you just said she was working her corner. i dressed her up from her normal fatty dress