Twitter is everywhere

3:32:08 PM newspaper: yo yo i gotta twitter follow me http://twitter.com/millnicmedia
3:35:43 PM Pirate: john banks, no thanks
3:35:51 PM Pirate: i dont care about what you are eating and tweeting about it
3:38:47 PM newspaper: get the fuck off my blt the
3:38:49 PM newspaper: thn
3:39:00 PM Pirate: you added me to it, you delete me from it

You have the wrong person

10:57:16 AM coronaboots3: I met your wife in the store and wow did she get FAT
10:57:39 AM Pirate: honestly, you have the wrong person
10:58:10 AM coronaboots3: No I don't, I asked around.
10:58:17 AM Pirate: sigh
10:58:24 AM Pirate: you really do have the wrong person
10:58:29 AM Pirate: who did you ask?
10:58:49 AM coronaboots3: Your former co-workers
10:58:58 AM Pirate: i have been at the same job for over X years
10:59:10 AM coronaboots3: Oh, I know that.
10:59:31 AM Pirate: so what company were my "former coworkers" from?
10:59:45 AM Pirate: you really do have the wrong person.. i dont know how to convince you of this
11:00:14 AM coronaboots3: I cannot continue this conversation, you are a loser. Bye
11:00:34 AM Pirate: more like you dont want to admit you are wrong about knowing me
11:00:49 AM Pirate: tell me my name if you know me
11:00:59 AM Pirate: i am curious as to who this person is that has you so angry

Fudgenuts47 is a Troll

7:37:46 PM fudgenuts47: sup sir
7:37:56 PM Pirate: huh?
7:38:21 PM fudgenuts47: i was literally typing anything i could think of in the send an im option
7:38:29 PM fudgenuts47: i'm waiting for bob dylan to respond
7:39:04 PM Pirate: lame
7:39:15 PM fudgenuts47: yeah cool
7:39:26 PM fudgenuts47: so are you like 30 years old?
7:39:37 PM fudgenuts47: or did you make the sn when you were like 5?
7:39:38 PM Pirate: are you like 14?
7:40:10 PM Pirate: because only some tard or kid would dare use a name with a set of numbers in it
7:40:27 PM fudgenuts47: yeah i know, those guys suck
7:40:36 PM fudgenuts47: so you just got lucky, eh?
7:40:50 PM fudgenuts47: well nice talking to you but i'm waiting for ninja to responde
7:40:53 PM Pirate: Creative, and not willing to settle for a crummy SN

No handlebars

12:33:13 PM ulysdooope25: hey wey come with me to the bank in the bike
12:33:31 PM Pirate: ok, you coming to pick me up?
12:33:42 PM ulysdooope25: i said bike wey
12:34:01 PM Pirate: can't i ride on the back of your bike?
12:34:22 PM ulysdooope25: haha wtf gay ass!
12:34:38 PM Pirate: or i could sit on the handlebars?
12:34:55 PM ulysdooope25: i have no handlebars
12:35:06 PM Pirate: well that sucks
12:35:13 PM Pirate: so i have to ride my bike?
12:35:37 PM ulysdooope25: this isnt piiie
12:35:38 PM ulysdooope25: hahaha
12:35:40 PM ulysdooope25: fuck u
12:35:44 PM ulysdooope25: yeah get a bike son
12:36:01 PM Pirate: you IM'd me, dont you know who you are IM'ing?
12:36:17 PM ulysdooope25: yeah i guess i got it wrong oh well
12:36:24 PM ulysdooope25: alright son my bad
12:36:25 PM ulysdooope25: peace
12:36:33 PM Pirate: are you going to rob the bank?
12:36:46 PM ulysdooope25: maybe
12:37:00 PM Pirate: hard to carry loot on your bike that has no handlebars
12:37:24 PM ulysdooope25: haha word

Why do you change a song?

10:23:25 PM whoputsaname: Why do you change a song
10:23:35 PM whoputsaname: Every to fucking seconds
10:23:54 PM Pirate: like every 400 seconds when the song switches over, retard
10:24:27 PM whoputsaname: Are you on the radio or something?
10:24:33 PM Pirate: i dont know, am i?
10:25:01 PM whoputsaname: Then how is the song switching over?
10:25:08 PM whoputsaname: Ipod?
10:25:22 PM Pirate: you, my little lost friend, are an idiot
10:25:34 PM whoputsaname: How?
10:26:51 PM Pirate: have you heard of iTunes and automation?
10:28:55 PM whoputsaname: Well
10:29:03 PM Pirate: what?
10:29:10 PM whoputsaname: iTunes and iPod are preatty much the same thing
10:29:18 PM Pirate: i think you mean pretty
10:29:19 PM whoputsaname: The same thing
10:29:29 PM whoputsaname: But iPod is portable
10:29:59 PM whoputsaname: So
10:30:00 PM Pirate: no shit, really?
10:30:03 PM Pirate: i had no idea
10:30:05 PM whoputsaname: I was actually rite
10:30:11 PM whoputsaname: -.-
10:30:12 PM Pirate: the iPod is portable!
10:30:20 PM whoputsaname: Adurr
10:30:20 PM Pirate: that is genius! seriously! it is portable!
10:30:32 PM Pirate: do others know about this?
10:30:34 PM whoputsaname: Wow
10:30:39 PM whoputsaname: Yes
10:31:29 PM Pirate: no way, then why dont you understand that iTunes is changing the fucking song in my status as it plays them!!!!!
10:32:44 PM whoputsaname: Okk

I have a question

6:30:07 PM wtfisup112: i have a question
6:30:17 PM Pirate: what?
6:31:46 PM wtfisup112: why are you so damn sexy
6:32:13 PM Pirate: the same reason you are such an idiot, i just can't help it
6:32:25 PM wtfisup112: wanna send me nudes?
6:33:05 PM wtfisup112: dont be prude
6:33:48 PM wtfisup112: skeeyoooot
6:34:11 PM Pirate: here you go, http://tinyurl.com/6esebh
6:34:44 PM wtfisup112: that has to be one of the
6:34:51 PM wtfisup112: hottest things ive ever seen
6:35:55 PM wtfisup112: your a sick FCKU
6:39:55 PM Pirate: and you are an idiot as i said earlier, didnt mommy teach you not to click on links from strangers?

Say what again!

11:32:20 AM patmayolv1228: hey
11:32:48 AM patmayolv1228: hey
11:32:52 AM patmayolv1228: r u there
11:32:53 AM patmayolv1228: ?
11:33:04 AM Pirate: speak english
11:33:15 AM patmayolv1228: r u there?
11:33:29 AM Pirate: english, muthafukka, do you speak it?
11:33:39 AM patmayolv1228: yeah do u
11:33:40 AM patmayolv1228: ?
11:33:52 AM Pirate: u is not any word I have heard before
11:34:10 AM patmayolv1228: u means you
11:34:18 AM patmayolv1228: and r means are
11:34:25 AM Pirate: are you calling Marcellus Washington a bitch?
11:34:51 AM patmayolv1228: who the hell is he
?
11:35:10 AM Pirate: he is the one you owe money to, or have you forgotten?
11:35:25 AM patmayolv1228: y r u so mean to me u r mean to everyone
11:35:48 AM Pirate: what is no country I ever heard of?
11:36:07 AM Pirate: say what again!