Mom is still yapping

3:26:47 PM jmanning27: u there?
3:27:20 PM jmanning27: check out if mom is on when you return
3:30:20 PM jmanning27: uthere
3:31:16 PM Pirate: what?
3:31:56 PM jmanning27: mom is still yapping
3:32:33 PM jmanning27: anything else new at your place. how is your company faring
3:33:10 PM Pirate: well, i finally got rid of that hooker that had been badgering me. I finally paid her half what I owed her
3:33:27 PM Pirate: and the company is fine, we just need more parts to make the paper airplanes with
3:33:35 PM jmanning27: what hooker
3:33:49 PM Pirate: the female hooker that I have been using for the last 3 months
3:34:14 PM Pirate: you know the one with the mouth trick?

Pirate is not an Asian Chick

(09:24:57 PM) Miisz Clumzy: wannabe :D
(09:30:44 PM) Pirate: so if i am a wannabe, how did i get the name?
(09:31:26 PM) Miisz Clumzy: Is this chann ?
(09:31:38 PM) Pirate: what is a chann?
(09:33:36 PM) Miisz Clumzy: a chann is a asian chiqk from Lowell mass she's a senior at Lowell high and she also hope's to attend art school in boston :)
(09:34:32 PM) Pirate: i am definitely not an asian chick
(09:34:57 PM) Miisz Clumzy: Alright a white girl haha
(09:35:29 PM) Pirate: i think you have the wrong person
(09:35:53 PM) Miisz Clumzy: No I don't this is chanmary
(09:36:11 PM) Pirate: when was the last time you talked to this person on the SN of Pirate? which is the SN i am on now
(09:37:06 PM) Miisz Clumzy: like 10 minute's ago
(09:37:20 PM) Pirate: um, no. that was this same conversation
(09:37:33 PM) Pirate: you have never talked to Pirate before
(09:37:42 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes
(09:37:51 PM) Pirate: when have you talked to Pirate
(09:38:21 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes I have I'm the master of all pirate's arggh !
(09:38:33 PM) Pirate: whatever
(09:39:05 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yea I'm right
(09:39:33 PM) Pirate: right about what? you have never talked to me before tonight, and I am not the asian chick you think i am
(09:40:30 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes huh
(09:41:05 PM) Pirate: what?
(09:41:28 PM) Miisz Clumzy: nothin chan
(09:41:52 PM) Pirate: if i am Chan, call me
(09:42:29 PM) Pirate: or better yet, tell me my phone number
(09:42:44 PM) Pirate: so i can call Chan :)
(09:43:59 PM) Miisz Clumzy: I just called you
(09:44:06 PM) Pirate: none of my phones rang
(09:44:26 PM) Miisz Clumzy: grrr, fine
(09:44:30 PM) Pirate: when did Chan tell you this was her SN?
(09:45:11 PM) Miisz Clumzy: I'm physic I know these thing's
(09:45:24 PM) Pirate: you mean psychic?

Pirate of Nazo

3:57:43 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Of Nazo heyy
3:57:55 PM Pirate: of nazo?
3:58:58 PM Pirate: you done already?
3:59:24 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Huh? Lol
3:59:39 PM Pirate: you tell me, you are the one making no sense
4:01:01 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Lol. When did I say tht?
4:01:17 PM Pirate: when you started off with "of nazo"
4:02:03 PM jerseyzzlilm6: I did? I was iming from my phone n said hey...
4:02:19 PM Pirate: why would you IM me from your phone, i have no idea who you are
4:02:42 PM jerseyzzlilm6: I'm maheen! Ramzi! Lol
4:03:01 PM Pirate: and i dont know anyone with either of those names
4:03:27 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Whts ur sn
4:03:40 PM Pirate: you tell me, you are IM'ing me at my SN
4:03:46 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Isn't it pirate of nazo?
4:04:02 PM Pirate: lol, you are IM'ing Pirate
4:04:16 PM Pirate: i got the "of nazo" as you first msg
4:05:10 PM jerseyzzlilm6: R u serious?! Oooo u know what happend its spaced so I think thts why it got only pirate. I am so sorry! Hah
4:05:33 PM Pirate: yah, i figured that out a long time ago

A crazy lady

10:51:31 PM crzylady88: hii
10:52:00 PM crzylady88: where you get ur sn from?
10:52:18 PM crzylady88: u in the aim scene?
11:03:46 PM Pirate: the aim scene?
11:04:25 PM crzylady88: how u get ur sn?
11:04:36 PM Pirate: why?
11:04:44 PM crzylady88: solo dime
11:04:54 PM Pirate: what?
11:05:12 PM crzylady88: where u got ur sn
11:05:20 PM Pirate: and i asked you why do you want to know
11:05:47 PM crzylady88: why you think i dont know?
11:05:55 PM crzylady88: or u just got it from ur lil hacker friends
11:06:01 PM Pirate: i have no idea, what?
11:06:12 PM crzylady88: cuz i know u just didnt register the sn pirate from aim.com now did u?
11:06:22 PM crzylady88: but its cool i dont need to know how u got ur sn
11:06:34 PM Pirate: depends on how long i have had it, i might have actually gotten it from aol
11:06:55 PM crzylady88: yea thru aol leaks
11:07:02 PM Pirate: leaks?
11:07:05 PM crzylady88: thats how u get ur sns in the first place
11:07:06 PM Pirate: what jargon are you using
Editors Note:
The same person comes back a bit later with the SN: wixch
They were still trying to figure out how I got Pirate :)

Snake likes rum

(05:47:44 PM) Snake: I just bought some pyrat rum in honor of you :-)
(07:03:07 PM) Pirate: sounds good
(07:04:40 PM) Pirate: have one for me
(07:04:58 PM) Snake: i will, my treasure hunting friend, i will
(07:05:14 PM) Pirate: gold is the booty
(07:05:26 PM) Snake: LOL booty is the key to life. for some
(07:05:38 PM) Pirate: booty is life
(07:05:59 PM) Snake: i love lamp
(07:06:03 PM) Snake: and that is the truth
(07:06:12 PM) Snake: im fixing to leave work, later dude
(07:06:18 PM) Pirate: i never really figured out what lamp is
(07:06:23 PM) Snake: lamp is more of
(07:06:26 PM) Snake: spiritual thing
(07:06:31 PM) Snake: than a physical one
(07:06:39 PM) Pirate: then like absinthe
(07:07:55 PM) Snake: i had no idea what that was so i had to look it up

Insect Murder

2:37:24 PM insect187: PIRATE!
2:42:31 PM Pirate: insect murder
2:42:40 PM insect187: THIS IS YOUR DAD!
2:42:48 PM Pirate: prove it
2:44:08 PM Pirate: lame
2:44:34 PM insect187: your account is UK
2:44:58 PM Pirate: what are you talking about?
2:45:11 PM insect187: DO YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN AOL ACCCOUNT?
2:45:34 PM Pirate: what does it matter?
2:45:53 PM insect187: it matters greatly..you have a United Kingdom account, don't you?
2:46:26 PM Pirate: i dont see why it matters
2:50:49 PM Pirate: did you call them yet to find out? I assume you are trying to social my account
2:50:58 PM insect187: LMFAO
2:51:13 PM Pirate: i am correct
2:51:35 PM insect187: no way
2:51:42 PM insect187: why would i do a horribly immoral thing like that?
2:52:01 PM Pirate: you are jealous of my SN, and want it for yourself
2:52:15 PM insect187: OK OK, YOU GOT ME!
2:52:23 PM insect187: damn, you sure know how to read minds well
2:52:34 PM Pirate: you are not the first to try
2:52:46 PM Pirate: what did the folks at aol uk say when you called them
2:52:58 PM insect187: they said they couldn't reset your account
2:53:02 PM insect187: i yelled at them
2:53:06 PM insect187: because i have all your info
2:53:17 PM Pirate: do you? please tell me my info
2:53:44 PM insect187: i IMed you yesterday
2:53:51 PM insect187: on the sn DCarter489
2:53:55 PM insect187: and said your full name
2:54:37 PM Pirate: no, i didnt
2:54:46 PM Pirate: you asked, Matthew? and I asked, dad?
2:54:50 PM Pirate: that was it
2:54:56 PM insect187: i know where you live
2:54:59 PM insect187: and your phone number
2:55:04 PM Pirate: tell me
2:55:07 PM insect187: why?
2:55:15 PM Pirate: so i can tell if you are correct
2:55:23 PM Pirate: be quite the feat to get my number and address
2:55:58 PM insect187: i am scared to tell you
2:56:05 PM insect187: you will try to get me in trouble with the FBI
2:56:06 PM insect187: rofl
2:56:21 PM Pirate: if this is a uk account, why would the fbi care?
2:57:42 PM Pirate: good question, isn't it?
2:57:57 PM Pirate: plus, i doubt seriously have either of those pieces of information
2:58:18 PM insect187: ok
2:58:28 PM Pirate: ok what?
2:59:55 PM Pirate: come on, is that it?
3:00:14 PM insect187: dude just give me your password
3:00:19 PM Pirate: lol
3:00:35 PM Pirate: here it is: yourm0msucksc0x
3:00:44 PM insect187: you are lying you homosexual
3:00:49 PM insect187: give me the REAL THING!
3:01:00 PM Pirate: now why would i do that?
3:01:16 PM insect187: come on i love that sn
3:01:25 PM Pirate: have you read my blog?

Out of Jail

6:57:10 PM xod42: I don't get it. You are logged off for months, then all of a sudden you are on all the time.....
6:57:25 PM Pirate: i was in jail
6:57:36 PM xod42: Oh, bummer dude.
6:59:01 PM xod42: Are you out or b'tween stretches?
6:59:14 PM Pirate: out
6:59:22 PM xod42: Good for you.
6:59:41 PM xod42: Hope it wasn't anything awful.
6:59:52 PM xod42: the time or the crime.