Monday, December 29, 2008

Insect Murder

2:37:24 PM insect187: PIRATE!
2:42:31 PM Pirate: insect murder
2:42:40 PM insect187: THIS IS YOUR DAD!
2:42:48 PM Pirate: prove it
2:44:08 PM Pirate: lame
2:44:34 PM insect187: your account is UK
2:44:58 PM Pirate: what are you talking about?
2:45:11 PM insect187: DO YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN AOL ACCCOUNT?
2:45:34 PM Pirate: what does it matter?
2:45:53 PM insect187: it matters greatly..you have a United Kingdom account, don't you?
2:46:26 PM Pirate: i dont see why it matters
2:50:49 PM Pirate: did you call them yet to find out? I assume you are trying to social my account
2:50:58 PM insect187: LMFAO
2:51:13 PM Pirate: i am correct
2:51:35 PM insect187: no way
2:51:42 PM insect187: why would i do a horribly immoral thing like that?
2:52:01 PM Pirate: you are jealous of my SN, and want it for yourself
2:52:15 PM insect187: OK OK, YOU GOT ME!
2:52:23 PM insect187: damn, you sure know how to read minds well
2:52:34 PM Pirate: you are not the first to try
2:52:46 PM Pirate: what did the folks at aol uk say when you called them
2:52:58 PM insect187: they said they couldn't reset your account
2:53:02 PM insect187: i yelled at them
2:53:06 PM insect187: because i have all your info
2:53:17 PM Pirate: do you? please tell me my info
2:53:44 PM insect187: i IMed you yesterday
2:53:51 PM insect187: on the sn DCarter489
2:53:55 PM insect187: and said your full name
2:54:37 PM Pirate: no, i didnt
2:54:46 PM Pirate: you asked, Matthew? and I asked, dad?
2:54:50 PM Pirate: that was it
2:54:56 PM insect187: i know where you live
2:54:59 PM insect187: and your phone number
2:55:04 PM Pirate: tell me
2:55:07 PM insect187: why?
2:55:15 PM Pirate: so i can tell if you are correct
2:55:23 PM Pirate: be quite the feat to get my number and address
2:55:58 PM insect187: i am scared to tell you
2:56:05 PM insect187: you will try to get me in trouble with the FBI
2:56:06 PM insect187: rofl
2:56:21 PM Pirate: if this is a uk account, why would the fbi care?
2:57:42 PM Pirate: good question, isn't it?
2:57:57 PM Pirate: plus, i doubt seriously have either of those pieces of information
2:58:18 PM insect187: ok
2:58:28 PM Pirate: ok what?
2:59:55 PM Pirate: come on, is that it?
3:00:14 PM insect187: dude just give me your password
3:00:19 PM Pirate: lol
3:00:35 PM Pirate: here it is: yourm0msucksc0x
3:00:44 PM insect187: you are lying you homosexual
3:00:49 PM insect187: give me the REAL THING!
3:01:00 PM Pirate: now why would i do that?
3:01:16 PM insect187: come on i love that sn
3:01:25 PM Pirate: have you read my blog?

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Out of Jail

6:57:10 PM xod42: I don't get it. You are logged off for months, then all of a sudden you are on all the time.....
6:57:25 PM Pirate: i was in jail
6:57:36 PM xod42: Oh, bummer dude.
6:59:01 PM xod42: Are you out or b'tween stretches?
6:59:14 PM Pirate: out
6:59:22 PM xod42: Good for you.
6:59:41 PM xod42: Hope it wasn't anything awful.
6:59:52 PM xod42: the time or the crime.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Really? All day, you say...

5:31:47 PM csyliz245: hey remember me
5:31:53 PM csyliz245:
5:32:02 PM csyliz245: 56
5:33:34 PM csyliz245: o answer me
5:33:45 PM csyliz245: now
5:35:27 PM csyliz245: pirate now
5:35:30 PM csyliz245: now
5:35:30 PM csyliz245: now
5:35:32 PM csyliz245: now
5:35:34 PM csyliz245: mn
5:35:34 PM csyliz245: dkjf's
5:35:40 PM csyliz245: q
5:35:41 PM csyliz245: q
5:35:45 PM csyliz245: q
5:35:46 PM csyliz245: q
5:35:54 PM csyliz245: heynhheyeyehfdjhlskgbyvkdlvsa;
5:35:55 PM csyliz245: jhfkg
5:35:56 PM csyliz245: fdjhdsu;r
5:35:58 PM csyliz245: kfjs
5:36:24 PM csyliz245: g
5:36:25 PM csyliz245: g
5:36:26 PM csyliz245: g
5:36:27 PM csyliz245: g
5:36:28 PM csyliz245: g
5:36:32 PM csyliz245: ghdhdfhgf
5:36:33 PM csyliz245: hfugh'
5:36:35 PM csyliz245: gbjdfg;h
5:36:36 PM csyliz245: fghg'fui
5:36:46 PM csyliz245: ghfuep
5:36:47 PM csyliz245: dfhg
5:36:48 PM csyliz245: hfvbfdhlbg
5:36:49 PM csyliz245: fhbglf
5:36:51 PM csyliz245: bhfvfsdl
5:36:52 PM csyliz245: FGSDHYGF
5:36:53 PM csyliz245: FVBG
5:36:54 PM csyliz245: BGVSFB
5:37:01 PM csyliz245: U GOIN ANSWER ME Y ET
5:37:11 PM csyliz245: CAUSE I CAN GO ON ALL DAY
5:37:31 PM csyliz245: ok
5:37:33 PM csyliz245: hg
5:37:34 PM csyliz245: hg
5:37:36 PM csyliz245: hg
5:37:37 PM csyliz245: gh
5:37:39 PM csyliz245: gh
5:37:40 PM csyliz245: gh
5:37:42 PM csyliz245: hg
5:37:43 PM csyliz245: hg
5:37:44 PM csyliz245: hg
6:05:36 PM Pirate: what? and no, i dont remember you

Note: All day for that person lasted just over 30 seconds according to the timestamp.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Party on!

11:40:51 AM party: eric i found a new exploit..
11:51:56 AM Pirate: really?
11:52:24 AM party: Wait a minute, this isnt eric
11:52:31 AM party: who are you..
11:52:42 AM Pirate: i am Pirate
11:52:56 AM party: how did you end up with eric's sn
11:53:26 AM party: Do you work for opssec?
11:53:35 AM Pirate: what is opssec?
11:53:46 AM party: ok guess not.
11:53:52 AM party: do you know eric ?
11:54:01 AM Pirate: i know a few eric's
11:54:15 AM party: eric with alot of screen names?
11:55:03 AM Pirate: why would anyone have more than one screen name?

Monday, October 27, 2008

Not that kind of Pirate

8:18:40 PM srsnig: :)
8:30:36 PM Pirate: what?
8:30:46 PM srsnig: Argh.
8:31:47 PM Pirate: what do you want?
8:32:51 PM srsnig: Pass:2691-6EA1BEF4
8:33:18 PM Pirate: what should i do with that password? i dont know the username or the application it goes to
8:33:24 PM srsnig: nvm
8:33:26 PM srsnig: :[
8:33:40 PM Pirate: you, sir, are very confused
8:33:48 PM srsnig: i know.
8:33:53 PM srsnig: You're Tosi?
8:33:59 PM Pirate: i am Pirate
8:34:04 PM srsnig: Oh.
8:34:12 PM srsnig: Do you pirate?
8:34:23 PM Pirate: i pillage and plunder the seven seas
8:34:35 PM srsnig: lulz, kids.
8:34:45 PM Pirate: lulz? LOL
8:34:52 PM srsnig: L O L
8:34:53 PM Pirate: you are so internet savvy
8:34:53 PM srsnig: : P
8:35:00 PM Pirate: i bet you have cat pics also
8:35:09 PM srsnig: Pardon my French, but you my dear AIMer...
8:35:13 PM srsnig: You love me and I know it.
8:35:32 PM Pirate: uh yah, i love random IM's

I block him, and he comes back with the SN of modify:
8:40:34 PM modify: Dude. I love the last one. Cossack.
8:40:54 PM Pirate: nice of you to give me all your SN's
8:41:10 PM modify: Its k, i have 1000+ leets lol.
8:41:18 PM Pirate: 1000+ eh?
8:41:21 PM modify: And why are you so mean?
8:41:24 PM modify: Ily :[
8:41:45 PM Pirate: because of tards like you

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

WTF is up?

8:21:27 PM wtfisup112: u selling the goods?
8:21:41 PM Pirate: are you a complete moron?
8:21:49 PM wtfisup112: i heard u had the goods
8:22:00 PM Pirate: i heard you were a moron
8:22:22 PM wtfisup112: wait
8:22:28 PM wtfisup112: i ddint park my car here
8:22:31 PM wtfisup112: *didnt
8:23:16 PM Pirate: like you are old enough to drive
8:23:51 PM wtfisup112: yeah
8:24:14 PM Pirate: that is a very ambiguous and non-committal answer
8:25:11 PM wtfisup112: i am
8:25:17 PM Pirate: are you having a hard time keeping up?
8:25:21 PM Pirate: should i use smaller words?
8:25:21 PM wtfisup112: sry
8:25:23 PM wtfisup112: on the phone
8:25:26 PM wtfisup112: tryibg to get goods
8:25:32 PM wtfisup112: since u dont have them
8:25:42 PM Pirate: and you are still a moron
8:26:20 PM wtfisup112: u got the goods then?
8:26:40 PM Pirate: pardon me, but i have no idea what the goods are
8:26:43 PM Pirate: ..moron
8:26:48 PM wtfisup112: u know
8:26:52 PM wtfisup112: "the goods"
8:27:06 PM Pirate: yah i dont

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Omg no! not rape!

7:25:53 PM birdy10417: hey
7:26:53 PM birdy10417: ?
7:28:21 PM Pirate: hey
7:28:29 PM birdy10417: wuts up
7:28:41 PM Pirate: i am talking to your mom on the phone
7:28:54 PM birdy10417: haha no ur not
7:29:00 PM Pirate: how do you know?
7:29:12 PM birdy10417: because shes in the room with me lol
7:29:26 PM Pirate: oh not your adopted mom, your *real* mom
7:29:44 PM birdy10417: yea my real mom is here with me im not adopted
7:29:54 PM Pirate: and how can you be so sure of that?
7:30:07 PM birdy10417: because i kno im not
7:30:15 PM Pirate: then why are you IM'ing me?
7:30:32 PM birdy10417: because im bored and ur fun to talk to
7:30:54 PM Pirate: i think you are a stalker trying to get into my pants
7:30:59 PM Pirate: pedophile!
7:31:18 PM birdy10417: oh yea totally god i have a bf and i dont kno u
7:31:37 PM Pirate: and i dont know who you are, which makes you a stalker... i dont even have you on my buddy list
7:31:41 PM Pirate: stop sexing me up
7:31:54 PM birdy10417: lol im not im sorry i need someone to talk to
7:32:07 PM Pirate: Rape!!! i am not cybersexing you!!
7:32:24 PM Pirate: stop it
7:32:26 PM Pirate: rape!
7:32:28 PM Pirate: rape!
7:32:32 PM birdy10417: im not asking u too jeeze in case u forgot i have a boyfriend
7:32:39 PM Pirate: rap!
7:32:43 PM Pirate: wrap!
7:32:59 PM birdy10417: so therefore i dont need  u im just trynig to talk to u
7:33:06 PM Pirate: omg, i dont want to have sex with you and your boyfriend!!
7:33:20 PM birdy10417: i dont want u too jeeze
7:33:25 PM birdy10417: i just want to talk to someone
7:33:26 PM Pirate: no i dont want to!
7:33:45 PM Pirate: how icky is that.. you are stalking me.. trying to know me so you can rape me
7:33:56 PM birdy10417: im a girl im not gunna rape u
7:34:00 PM birdy10417: thats wut guys do
7:34:13 PM Pirate: girls have been convicted of rape, you idiot!