Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Dylan Breann

11:14:44 AM dylanbreann96: hey wta sup
11:45:42 AM Pirate: what?
11:45:51 AM dylanbreann96: wats up?
11:46:12 AM Pirate: your mom is up
11:46:27 AM dylanbreann96: haha no the sky is
11:48:00 AM dylanbreann96: duh everone nows thats silly
11:48:41 AM dylanbreann96: WAT.... BURN.... FIRE N' YOUR HOLE!
12:17:40 PM dylanbreann96: OOO do you got a comment now/.
12:19:15 PM dylanbreann96: JERK.. YOUR NOT EVEN A PIRTAE YOUR PROBABLY A WANNABE PIRATE... A QUESS WAT IM A SALIOR WE BOTH GOT OUR DREAMS YOU FAG.
1:02:12 PM Pirate: um, i stepped away from the computer.. and you kept talking
1:46:11 PM Pirate: you are only 12 years old

And then a day later...

9:40:06 AM dylanbreann96: how do you no im 12
9:41:16 AM dylanbreann96: ok thats really creepy. do you have mmyspace
10:26:36 AM dylanbreann96: UR A CREEP>|

11:12:19 AM Pirate: i know you are 12, because i can subtract 2008 from 1996
11:12:44 AM dylanbreann96: are you a stalker. do you no where i live
11:13:18 AM Pirate: you must not remember this... you have IM'd me every time and started this.  in that case, you would be the stalker... i.e. you are stalking me
11:13:45 AM dylanbreann96: no im not but do yoyu no were i live?
11:14:11 AM Pirate: i have all the logs... you are stalking me.  I dont even have you on my buddy list
11:14:30 AM dylanbreann96: y?
11:14:51 AM Pirate: because i dont know you nor have i added you to my list (and i wont)
11:15:25 AM dylanbreann96: fine the
11:15:38 AM Pirate: so... stop stalking me
11:15:46 AM dylanbreann96: we

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Cossack Pirate

3:29:54 PM thecossackpirate: lol
3:30:06 PM Pirate: hello cossack
3:30:14 PM thecossackpirate: we're both pirates eh?
3:30:49 PM thecossackpirate: thats funny how you got the s/n haha
3:30:58 PM Pirate: um, i typed it in
3:31:10 PM thecossackpirate: ya but you would have thought it was taken
3:31:30 PM Pirate: it depends on how long ago you assume i received it
3:31:41 PM thecossackpirate: o
3:31:48 PM thecossackpirate: dude um
3:31:54 PM thecossackpirate: gimme steves number and stuff
3:32:03 PM thecossackpirate: Tom wants me to come over today
3:32:15 PM thecossackpirate: i wanna call em
3:32:22 PM thecossackpirate: cause if i dont go then we'll do something
3:32:35 PM Pirate: i am pretty sure, that we dont know the same steve and tom... since i have no idea who you are
3:33:37 PM thecossackpirate: ok im confused
3:34:00 PM Pirate: who do you think i am?
3:34:07 PM thecossackpirate: I thought you were my friend Pat
3:34:18 PM Pirate: you must not talk to your friend pat very much
3:34:19 PM thecossackpirate: Who told me to add you lol
3:35:01 PM thecossackpirate: So who are you then?
3:36:01 PM thecossackpirate: nvm i was confused sorry to bother you haha

Monday, July 21, 2008

Latte chik

7:18:13 PM lattechikxo: hey
7:18:24 PM lattechikxo: i said hey
7:18:31 PM lattechikxo: take that biotch
7:18:38 PM lattechikxo: eat it
7:18:48 PM lattechikxo: EAT IT
7:22:09 PM Pirate: eat what?
7:22:14 PM lattechikxo: eat IT
7:22:24 PM Pirate: information technology?
7:22:26 PM lattechikxo: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
7:22:36 PM Pirate: national organization of women?
7:22:44 PM lattechikxo: do u kno PROSOCCER10101
7:22:49 PM Pirate: no
7:23:19 PM lattechikxo: have u talked to PROSOCCER10101
7:23:24 PM Pirate: no
7:23:34 PM lattechikxo: im her friend
7:23:40 PM lattechikxo: take that biotch
7:23:46 PM Pirate: take what?
7:23:58 PM lattechikxo: ur so stupid u biotch
7:24:14 PM Pirate: that is a pronoun, which normally refers to a noun
7:24:26 PM Pirate: the way you have used it there, you assume i know what the noun is you are referring to
7:24:27 PM Pirate: i do not
7:24:33 PM lattechikxo: ur such a nerd
7:24:45 PM Pirate: then why do you talk to me?
7:24:53 PM lattechikxo: its fun
7:24:59 PM Pirate: mommy and daddy dont want to talk to you?
7:25:03 PM Pirate: so you talk to me ?
7:25:09 PM lattechikxo: sing the alphabet
7:25:35 PM lattechikxo: hello
7:25:50 PM lattechikxo: u suck
7:26:07 PM lattechikxo: mommy and daddy r embarrasing

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Boat people suck..

8:07:31 AM boatdoctor68: hey good morning
8:09:27 AM boatdoctor68: I'm on lake russel hartwell and suscecsion.
8:09:34 AM Pirate: so?
8:09:52 AM boatdoctor68: where do you hang out at
8:10:01 AM Pirate: Earth
8:10:16 AM boatdoctor68: are you into boating
8:10:55 AM Pirate: are you just randomly IM'ing people?
8:11:39 AM boatdoctor68: no I thought you was someone else that I meet on murry
8:12:18 AM boatdoctor68: we are starting a real club for boating
8:12:34 AM Pirate: you do realize i could be in china for all you know
8:13:12 AM boatdoctor68: that's why i'm talking to you to find out
8:13:53 AM boatdoctor68: you could be a snot noze little brat
8:14:30 AM Pirate: i could be, but i can spell nose correctly also
8:15:17 AM boatdoctor68: ok so your a want to be pirate
8:16:01 AM Pirate: you can think or believe whatever you like.  i think it is funny you are trying to pick a fight with me now

Monday, June 23, 2008

Been a long time since I was accused of being a robot..

2:17:31 PM babygurl17855: pirate
2:21:28 PM Pirate: babygurl
2:24:12 PM babygurl17855: are you a robot
2:24:23 PM Pirate: are you?
2:26:34 PM Pirate: i assume from you not answering you have determined that you are not a robot, and therefore neither am i
2:27:15 PM babygurl17855: wow!
2:27:22 PM babygurl17855: nope i am not
2:27:36 PM Pirate: see, i was correct
2:27:41 PM babygurl17855: yesye
2:27:43 PM babygurl17855: *yesyes
2:27:54 PM babygurl17855: but i assumed by your right to the point screenname that you were
2:28:32 PM Pirate: is that because in your little world you can't fathom that someone might actually have been using AIM long enough to have a screen name such as mine?
2:29:07 PM babygurl17855: that is correct
2:29:29 PM Pirate: then consider your little world expanded

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Do people really play Starcraft anymore?

10:33:30 PM jo19se: Hey you played on bnet didn tu?
10:33:39 PM Pirate: yes
10:34:00 PM jo19se: wouldnt happen to have a xtra key hangin around would ya i just reinstalled sc and mines voided for some reason :[
10:34:15 PM Pirate: what does sc and voided mean?
10:34:36 PM jo19se: Starcraft* and my cd key was basically banned
10:34:45 PM Pirate: ah so you were cheating
10:34:48 PM jo19se: No
10:34:52 PM jo19se: someone else was using my cd key
10:34:54 PM jo19se: spamming not cheating
10:35:28 PM Pirate: "your" cdkey, just like you are asking me for an extra one now
10:36:01 PM jo19se: Yeah my nephew used it but, I was asking for a favor not an interogation
10:36:10 PM jo19se: So nevermind man Ill figure something out
10:36:16 PM Pirate: there are two r's in interrogation
10:36:29 PM jo19se: As if I give a flying f00k man your so rude.  (NOTE: edited for content)
10:36:42 PM Pirate: why not just use aol search for finding a new key

Monday, June 2, 2008

where for art thou, antonio?

9:20:55 PM chicleandchicle: hey, would it be ok if i came into town tommorow instead of fri.?
9:21:28 PM Pirate: sure
9:21:37 PM Pirate: but only if you wear that skirt i like, and the sexy heels
9:21:42 PM chicleandchicle: okay, fallon said shell ge
9:21:48 PM chicleandchicle: she will get me
9:21:56 PM chicleandchicle: haha, what skirt, i have no heels
9:22:10 PM chicleandchicle: ill wear nothin
9:22:33 PM Pirate: even better.. make sure you are all whored up with the makeup
9:23:05 PM chicleandchicle: word
9:23:23 PM Pirate: btw, who are you?
9:24:34 PM chicleandchicle: Antonio
9:25:00 PM Pirate: i have no idea who you are... and i think you have the wrong screen name
9:25:28 PM chicleandchicle: haha, i realized that a while ago