8:26:07 PM ufwow: who's this?
8:26:28 PM Pirate: who is this? as i have no idea who you are
8:26:36 PM ufwow: me either
8:26:49 PM Pirate: then you should just delete me from your buddy list
8:26:59 PM ufwow: who r u tho?
8:27:07 PM Pirate: <--pirate
8:27:20 PM ufwow: ur real name plz
8:27:32 PM Pirate: like i would give that out to a complete stranger on the internet
8:27:40 PM ufwow: screw you
8:27:49 PM ufwow: AS IF!
8:27:53 PM Pirate: so nasty
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Pirate on the Phone
10:39:07 AM +12055158100: 83x: im not sure might go 2 my moms what are u doin
10:45:55 AM Pirate: i am jerking off today
10:45:55 AM +12055158100 (Autoreply): Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM!
10:46:30 AM +12055158100: Did u have a good bday
10:47:05 AM Pirate: yes, i killed two little kids ... and i bathed in their blood
10:55:22 AM +12055158100: Ahh lovely i miss u! we need 2 hang out soon what r u doin the rest of the week
10:56:25 AM Pirate: i think i might have to do some self-multilation, and get a tattoo of the word SLUT on my forearm
10:58:03 AM +12055158100: Huh i know u would not do such a thing
10:58:21 AM Pirate: oh i would.. i have the razor blade out now
10:59:28 AM +12055158100: Take it easy now
10:59:47 AM Pirate: i am not going to type here anymore, i might get blood on the keyboard. call me if you want to talk
10:45:55 AM Pirate: i am jerking off today
10:45:55 AM +12055158100 (Autoreply): Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM!
10:46:30 AM +12055158100: Did u have a good bday
10:47:05 AM Pirate: yes, i killed two little kids ... and i bathed in their blood
10:55:22 AM +12055158100: Ahh lovely i miss u! we need 2 hang out soon what r u doin the rest of the week
10:56:25 AM Pirate: i think i might have to do some self-multilation, and get a tattoo of the word SLUT on my forearm
10:58:03 AM +12055158100: Huh i know u would not do such a thing
10:58:21 AM Pirate: oh i would.. i have the razor blade out now
10:59:28 AM +12055158100: Take it easy now
10:59:47 AM Pirate: i am not going to type here anymore, i might get blood on the keyboard. call me if you want to talk
Friday, November 2, 2007
Active Identity
11:34:57 AM nicholapike: Do you know how to activate this stupid bastard keyfob thing? they sent me an address to activate it, but it doesnt work- the address I mean
11:39:06 AM Pirate: i have no idea what you are talking about
11:40:46 AM nicholapike: you k ow the Activeidentity fob thing
11:41:38 AM Pirate: oh that thing, what is the serial number on the back of it?
11:41:53 AM nicholapike: 0754784769
11:42:06 AM Pirate: have you set up a password on it yet?
11:42:19 AM nicholapike: nope- cant get to any sites to do it
11:42:31 AM Pirate: weird
11:42:37 AM Pirate: who do you think i am anyway?
11:42:54 AM nicholapike: well I think you are lovely pete
11:43:03 AM nicholapike: but anyway- SHL told me you might know
11:43:17 AM Pirate: well my name is not Pete, and i have no idea who you are or SHL is
11:43:38 AM Pirate: but thanks for the serial number!
11:43:42 AM nicholapike: hehe
11:45:16 AM nicholapike: well who the chuff are ya then, as this is Petes AIM
11:46:00 AM Pirate: this is not Pete's aim ... i have had it for a very long time
11:46:08 AM nicholapike: lol
11:46:39 AM nicholapike: ah ok- sorry you are a diff pirate!
11:48:29 AM Pirate: of course i am
11:48:57 AM nicholapike: Apologies- there I was thinkng you were about to tell me how to work this thingy
11:49:26 AM Pirate: well I can tell you how to work your "thingy" but it is not the thingy you are thinking
11:49:30 AM nicholapike: lol
11:49:32 AM nicholapike: haha
11:49:43 AM nicholapike: thanks anyway for the "advice"
11:50:05 AM Pirate: quite welcome, and use small circles and direct pressure
11:50:18 AM nicholapike: LMAO
11:39:06 AM Pirate: i have no idea what you are talking about
11:40:46 AM nicholapike: you k ow the Activeidentity fob thing
11:41:38 AM Pirate: oh that thing, what is the serial number on the back of it?
11:41:53 AM nicholapike: 0754784769
11:42:06 AM Pirate: have you set up a password on it yet?
11:42:19 AM nicholapike: nope- cant get to any sites to do it
11:42:31 AM Pirate: weird
11:42:37 AM Pirate: who do you think i am anyway?
11:42:54 AM nicholapike: well I think you are lovely pete
11:43:03 AM nicholapike: but anyway- SHL told me you might know
11:43:17 AM Pirate: well my name is not Pete, and i have no idea who you are or SHL is
11:43:38 AM Pirate: but thanks for the serial number!
11:43:42 AM nicholapike: hehe
11:45:16 AM nicholapike: well who the chuff are ya then, as this is Petes AIM
11:46:00 AM Pirate: this is not Pete's aim ... i have had it for a very long time
11:46:08 AM nicholapike: lol
11:46:39 AM nicholapike: ah ok- sorry you are a diff pirate!
11:48:29 AM Pirate: of course i am
11:48:57 AM nicholapike: Apologies- there I was thinkng you were about to tell me how to work this thingy
11:49:26 AM Pirate: well I can tell you how to work your "thingy" but it is not the thingy you are thinking
11:49:30 AM nicholapike: lol
11:49:32 AM nicholapike: haha
11:49:43 AM nicholapike: thanks anyway for the "advice"
11:50:05 AM Pirate: quite welcome, and use small circles and direct pressure
11:50:18 AM nicholapike: LMAO
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Not English Speaking
11:42:35 AM korsanmir: hiii
11:42:49 AM Pirate: yes?
11:43:04 AM korsanmir: where are you from
11:43:29 AM Pirate: that is tiring, i am from earth
11:43:52 AM korsanmir: are you gırl or boy
11:44:03 AM Pirate: what does that matter?
11:44:30 AM korsanmir: want you talk with me
11:44:50 AM Pirate: if you want to talk, what does it matter if i am a boy or a girl
11:45:43 AM korsanmir: no matter
11:46:12 AM korsanmir: but i want learn
11:46:29 AM Pirate: learn what?
11:46:51 AM korsanmir: you is gırl or boy and where are you from
11:47:06 AM Pirate: you are lame
11:51:14 AM korsanmir: ok
11:51:15 AM korsanmir: byee
11:42:49 AM Pirate: yes?
11:43:04 AM korsanmir: where are you from
11:43:29 AM Pirate: that is tiring, i am from earth
11:43:52 AM korsanmir: are you gırl or boy
11:44:03 AM Pirate: what does that matter?
11:44:30 AM korsanmir: want you talk with me
11:44:50 AM Pirate: if you want to talk, what does it matter if i am a boy or a girl
11:45:43 AM korsanmir: no matter
11:46:12 AM korsanmir: but i want learn
11:46:29 AM Pirate: learn what?
11:46:51 AM korsanmir: you is gırl or boy and where are you from
11:47:06 AM Pirate: you are lame
11:51:14 AM korsanmir: ok
11:51:15 AM korsanmir: byee
Mom hates you
7:13:34 PM matsuichick: is mom coming tomorrow
7:13:40 PM Pirate: no
7:13:48 PM matsuichick: ok
7:14:07 PM Pirate: she says she cant stand to look at you any more
7:14:11 PM Pirate: and wont be seen with you
7:14:24 PM matsuichick: ok,
7:14:41 PM Pirate: i think she is right, i dont like you anymore either
7:13:40 PM Pirate: no
7:13:48 PM matsuichick: ok
7:14:07 PM Pirate: she says she cant stand to look at you any more
7:14:11 PM Pirate: and wont be seen with you
7:14:24 PM matsuichick: ok,
7:14:41 PM Pirate: i think she is right, i dont like you anymore either
Friday, October 12, 2007
The envelope, please!
From: ME!
Subject: Re: HAPPY FALL
Date: October 12, 2007 7:33:31 PM EDT
To: jwmoss@comcast.net
Cc: bucklegal31@aol.com, daystar7852@yahoo.com, bdiviney@texasdiecasting.com, cori_ingram@hotmail.com, asadistrict27@comcast.net, fina@vsgadmin.com, madi@comcast.net, pbmatlock@gmail.com
I bet you always need to have the last word :)
On Oct 12, 2007, at 6:13 PM, Janna Moss wrote:
Again - jackass. Jackass. Jackass. And I think we will all be sure to add you TO our address books instead of removing you. Looks like you need some friends, maybe that will eventually help your disposition.
Best of luck to you, you little grumpy jackass, you. :)
On Oct 12, 2007, at 5:07 PM, Pirate wrote:
Only if you care about such nonsense. :)
Oh and thanks for letting me know what a Jackass I am, this note makes it all worth it. :) LOL
On Oct 12, 2007, at 6:04 PM, Janna Moss wrote:
You know, we all make mistakes and "s**t" happens. You shouldn't be so rude about it though. Get over yourself.
I think this was supposed to go to pirate@comcast.net. And it's a sweet "thought", not drivel. Jackass.
Janna W Moss
jwmoss@comcast.net
On Oct 12, 2007, at 2:14 PM, Pirate wrote:
Whomever you all are... please do not send me this type of drivel.
Kindly remove my email address from your respective address books.
(I sent this first response in regards to one of those silly mass mailings that has been around forever!)
Subject: Re: HAPPY FALL
Date: October 12, 2007 7:33:31 PM EDT
To: jwmoss@comcast.net
Cc: bucklegal31@aol.com, daystar7852@yahoo.com, bdiviney@texasdiecasting.com, cori_ingram@hotmail.com, asadistrict27@comcast.net, fina@vsgadmin.com, madi@comcast.net, pbmatlock@gmail.com
I bet you always need to have the last word :)
On Oct 12, 2007, at 6:13 PM, Janna Moss wrote:
Again - jackass. Jackass. Jackass. And I think we will all be sure to add you TO our address books instead of removing you. Looks like you need some friends, maybe that will eventually help your disposition.
Best of luck to you, you little grumpy jackass, you. :)
On Oct 12, 2007, at 5:07 PM, Pirate wrote:
Only if you care about such nonsense. :)
Oh and thanks for letting me know what a Jackass I am, this note makes it all worth it. :) LOL
On Oct 12, 2007, at 6:04 PM, Janna Moss wrote:
You know, we all make mistakes and "s**t" happens. You shouldn't be so rude about it though. Get over yourself.
I think this was supposed to go to pirate@comcast.net. And it's a sweet "thought", not drivel. Jackass.
Janna W Moss
jwmoss@comcast.net
On Oct 12, 2007, at 2:14 PM, Pirate wrote:
Whomever you all are... please do not send me this type of drivel.
Kindly remove my email address from your respective address books.
(I sent this first response in regards to one of those silly mass mailings that has been around forever!)
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Love that Popeyes!
4:09:37 PM frasersigns: Jean Burg wants another sign to hang under the first!!!
I quit.
4:10:13 PM Pirate: good! you suck at this job
4:11:50 PM frasersigns: I can get the same abuse at Popeye's. I think the hourly is better!
4:12:18 PM Pirate: it probably is, but you are not worth that much
4:12:46 PM frasersigns: original or crispy?
4:13:13 PM Pirate: you are dumb, popeyes is spicy or regular. original or crispy is Kentucky Fried Chicken
4:15:28 PM frasersigns: oops! You might be right. I might have to start paying you to keep working here!
4:15:58 PM Pirate: I am also pretty sure you are sending all these messages to the wrong person
4:16:19 PM frasersigns: Mark?
4:16:24 PM Pirate: nope
4:16:33 PM frasersigns: George?
4:16:38 PM Pirate: nope
4:16:48 PM frasersigns: Sorry!!!!
I quit.
4:10:13 PM Pirate: good! you suck at this job
4:11:50 PM frasersigns: I can get the same abuse at Popeye's. I think the hourly is better!
4:12:18 PM Pirate: it probably is, but you are not worth that much
4:12:46 PM frasersigns: original or crispy?
4:13:13 PM Pirate: you are dumb, popeyes is spicy or regular. original or crispy is Kentucky Fried Chicken
4:15:28 PM frasersigns: oops! You might be right. I might have to start paying you to keep working here!
4:15:58 PM Pirate: I am also pretty sure you are sending all these messages to the wrong person
4:16:19 PM frasersigns: Mark?
4:16:24 PM Pirate: nope
4:16:33 PM frasersigns: George?
4:16:38 PM Pirate: nope
4:16:48 PM frasersigns: Sorry!!!!
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