2:46:57 PM bratkw: Ty, is that you?
2:47:09 PM Pirate: hello brat
2:47:24 PM bratkw: Hey now...is that any way to talk to your aunt?
2:47:34 PM Pirate: it is your SN
2:47:48 PM bratkw: what is SN
2:47:56 PM Pirate: screen name == bratkw
2:48:10 PM bratkw: yes...it's from chad's business
2:48:20 PM Pirate: oh ok
2:48:29 PM bratkw: how's school going
2:48:39 PM Pirate: good.. we learned about crabs the other day
2:48:48 PM bratkw: what about crabs?
2:49:20 PM Pirate: that they itch, and you catch them from skanky girls who don't wash their privates properly
2:49:35 PM bratkw: OMG...TMI Ty.
2:50:29 PM Pirate: they even showed us pictures of a girl's privates zoomed in ... showing all the little crabs
2:50:39 PM Pirate: i think i will go gay because of that
2:51:10 PM bratkw: TMI....
2:51:27 PM bratkw: You sound like your Uncle Terry!
2:51:30 PM Pirate: then they brought in this baby....about 6 months
2:51:46 PM Pirate: and we sacrificed it in biology class to Cthulu
2:52:34 PM bratkw: You are too young for Biology
2:52:39 PM Pirate: i am?
2:52:44 PM Pirate: how old am i?
2:53:01 PM bratkw: Old enough to know better
2:53:13 PM bratkw: You should be ashamed of yourself posing as someone else.
2:53:22 PM Pirate: some aunt you are, you don't even know how old i am
2:53:29 PM Pirate: who am i posing as?
2:53:50 PM bratkw: Bad memory...it runs in the family.
2:54:31 PM Pirate: does alcoholism and drug abuse run in the family also? because i have a hankering for an 8-ball and a fifth of whiskey
2:54:58 PM bratkw: Not sure...depends on what side of the family you are talking about?
2:55:06 PM Pirate: your side of course
2:55:23 PM bratkw: There are 2 sides to every story you know
2:55:30 PM Pirate: tell me both sides
2:55:41 PM bratkw: Gotta go...tell everyone hi
2:56:04 PM Pirate: i sure will... and let them know you were hitting on me also
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
French cam something
1:55:25 PM mfwd2@mac.com: salut
1:57:49 PM Pirate: yes?
1:58:05 PM mfwd2@mac.com: salut
1:58:21 PM Pirate: and?
1:58:52 PM mfwd2@mac.com: What do you seek?
1:59:08 PM Pirate: you IM'd me, what do you seek?
1:59:57 PM mfwd2@mac.com: I seek has to spend a good moment in front of camera
2:00:29 PM Pirate: alright, and what sex are you?
2:00:59 PM mfwd2@mac.com: male
2:01:13 PM Pirate: and why would you think I want to see that?
2:02:07 PM mfwd2@mac.com: because I like to see the naked men
2:02:51 PM Pirate: but you wanted to be in front of the camera? what makes you think i even have a camera
2:03:39 PM mfwd2@mac.com: do you want to make camera?
2:03:51 PM Pirate: no, i dont know how to make a camera
2:04:05 PM mfwd2@mac.com: ok bye
2:04:18 PM Pirate: bye, by the way... i post all these on my blog
2:04:25 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
2:05:31 PM mfwd2@mac.com: ok
2:07:26 PM Pirate: yours is there now
2:07:54 PM mfwd2@mac.com: yes
2:08:02 PM Pirate: yes it is
2:08:06 PM mfwd2@mac.com: caméra ?
2:08:45 PM Pirate: yes my camera can viewed at http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
2:13:00 PM Pirate: you like my camera?
2:13:18 PM Pirate: France Pompignac, Aquitaine
2:13:35 PM mfwd2@mac.com: tu es français
2:13:58 PM Pirate: yep, i live there in france with you... right across the street as a matter of fact
2:14:14 PM mfwd2@mac.com: je ne comprend rien
2:14:45 PM Pirate: i choose to speak english as my native tongue, since all you other frenchmen do is capitulate
1:57:49 PM Pirate: yes?
1:58:05 PM mfwd2@mac.com: salut
1:58:21 PM Pirate: and?
1:58:52 PM mfwd2@mac.com: What do you seek?
1:59:08 PM Pirate: you IM'd me, what do you seek?
1:59:57 PM mfwd2@mac.com: I seek has to spend a good moment in front of camera
2:00:29 PM Pirate: alright, and what sex are you?
2:00:59 PM mfwd2@mac.com: male
2:01:13 PM Pirate: and why would you think I want to see that?
2:02:07 PM mfwd2@mac.com: because I like to see the naked men
2:02:51 PM Pirate: but you wanted to be in front of the camera? what makes you think i even have a camera
2:03:39 PM mfwd2@mac.com: do you want to make camera?
2:03:51 PM Pirate: no, i dont know how to make a camera
2:04:05 PM mfwd2@mac.com: ok bye
2:04:18 PM Pirate: bye, by the way... i post all these on my blog
2:04:25 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
2:05:31 PM mfwd2@mac.com: ok
2:07:26 PM Pirate: yours is there now
2:07:54 PM mfwd2@mac.com: yes
2:08:02 PM Pirate: yes it is
2:08:06 PM mfwd2@mac.com: caméra ?
2:08:45 PM Pirate: yes my camera can viewed at http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
2:13:00 PM Pirate: you like my camera?
2:13:18 PM Pirate: France Pompignac, Aquitaine
2:13:35 PM mfwd2@mac.com: tu es français
2:13:58 PM Pirate: yep, i live there in france with you... right across the street as a matter of fact
2:14:14 PM mfwd2@mac.com: je ne comprend rien
2:14:45 PM Pirate: i choose to speak english as my native tongue, since all you other frenchmen do is capitulate
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Another Bigot
12:23:07 PM chibifiedebil: what the hell is jivetalk?
12:26:02 PM Pirate: have you heard... they have this thing called search on the internet
12:26:31 PM chibifiedebil: have you heard... of answering a question without sarcastic jargon
12:27:12 PM Pirate: stupidity, it appears, is genetic after all
12:27:46 PM chibifiedebil: that would make sense if you knew anyone I was related to??
12:28:17 PM Pirate: your mom knows me in the biblical way
12:28:39 PM chibifiedebil: are you black/14? they seem to favor mom jokes
12:29:42 PM Pirate: apparently, you have something against blacks as you referred to them in a stereotype way just then
12:30:09 PM chibifiedebil: quick study. you're wasting your time typing on an iphone? lol
12:30:09 PM Pirate: or maybe you dont like them as your mom prefers them
12:30:24 PM Pirate: nope, not on an iphone
12:26:02 PM Pirate: have you heard... they have this thing called search on the internet
12:26:31 PM chibifiedebil: have you heard... of answering a question without sarcastic jargon
12:27:12 PM Pirate: stupidity, it appears, is genetic after all
12:27:46 PM chibifiedebil: that would make sense if you knew anyone I was related to??
12:28:17 PM Pirate: your mom knows me in the biblical way
12:28:39 PM chibifiedebil: are you black/14? they seem to favor mom jokes
12:29:42 PM Pirate: apparently, you have something against blacks as you referred to them in a stereotype way just then
12:30:09 PM chibifiedebil: quick study. you're wasting your time typing on an iphone? lol
12:30:09 PM Pirate: or maybe you dont like them as your mom prefers them
12:30:24 PM Pirate: nope, not on an iphone
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
A bigoted and racial slurring child
Brokenn Tears x (7:57 PM): :-*
pirate (7:57 PM): Who are you?
Brokenn Tears x (7:57 PM): idk. amanda :-D whats up who are you
pirate (7:58 PM): Go kill yourself, you don't know me
Brokenn Tears x (7:59 PM): well. my friends told me about you. and said you were a robot...and dont talk to me like that you idiot
pirate (7:59 PM): I am not a robot, and your friends should die also
Brokenn Tears x (8:00 PM): why
pirate (8:00 PM): I hope you all catch herpes and die young
Brokenn Tears x (8:00 PM): will you be the one to give me herpes :-*
pirate (8:00 PM): No, your dad will
Brokenn Tears x (8:01 PM): i dont have a dad..
pirate (8:01 PM): Good, you don't deserve one
Brokenn Tears x (8:01 PM): he died on 9/11..
pirate (8:02 PM): And?
Brokenn Tears x (8:03 PM): and your black. and no one loves you cuz ur a burnt (racial epithet deleted)
pirate (8:03 PM): Wow, that shows how juvenile you are
Brokenn Tears x (8:04 PM): no. it just shows that your a fukking (racial epithet deleted) pulling the race card (edited for content)
pirate (8:04 PM): You have to resort to name calling when you feel threatened by a superior intellect. You will have to explain how I pulled the race card
pirate (7:57 PM): Who are you?
Brokenn Tears x (7:57 PM): idk. amanda :-D whats up who are you
pirate (7:58 PM): Go kill yourself, you don't know me
Brokenn Tears x (7:59 PM): well. my friends told me about you. and said you were a robot...and dont talk to me like that you idiot
pirate (7:59 PM): I am not a robot, and your friends should die also
Brokenn Tears x (8:00 PM): why
pirate (8:00 PM): I hope you all catch herpes and die young
Brokenn Tears x (8:00 PM): will you be the one to give me herpes :-*
pirate (8:00 PM): No, your dad will
Brokenn Tears x (8:01 PM): i dont have a dad..
pirate (8:01 PM): Good, you don't deserve one
Brokenn Tears x (8:01 PM): he died on 9/11..
pirate (8:02 PM): And?
Brokenn Tears x (8:03 PM): and your black. and no one loves you cuz ur a burnt (racial epithet deleted)
pirate (8:03 PM): Wow, that shows how juvenile you are
Brokenn Tears x (8:04 PM): no. it just shows that your a fukking (racial epithet deleted) pulling the race card (edited for content)
pirate (8:04 PM): You have to resort to name calling when you feel threatened by a superior intellect. You will have to explain how I pulled the race card
Monday, August 20, 2007
A Chinese Spy!
9:39:11 AM 372409769: where are you from?
9:39:18 AM Pirate: earth
9:39:19 AM Pirate: and you?
9:40:40 AM 372409769: i am from china
9:41:05 AM 372409769: and you?
9:41:19 AM Pirate: earth
9:42:22 AM Pirate: what does it matter where i am from?
9:42:26 AM Pirate: and why are you contacting me?
9:44:11 AM 372409769: because i do not know what nationality are you
9:44:33 AM Pirate: again that does not matter, i am human
9:45:31 AM 372409769: what time are there in your country?
9:45:54 AM Pirate: we have normal time like everyone else
9:47:25 AM 372409769: i am still student
9:47:36 AM 372409769: and you?
9:47:46 AM Pirate: i am pirate
9:48:51 AM 372409769: i know your nickname is pirate
9:49:13 AM Pirate: why are you IM'ing me?
9:51:12 AM 372409769: it is the first time i speak to foreigner in English
9:52:14 AM Pirate: you dont even know if i am a foreigner or not
9:52:24 AM Pirate: i could be anywhere on the planet, even china
9:53:50 AM 372409769: if you're from china,i will be happlier
9:54:07 AM Pirate: well we want you happy dont we?
9:54:52 AM 372409769: maybe
9:55:27 AM Pirate: i could care less if you are happy, sad, demoralized, or dead
9:56:02 AM 372409769: do you like CS?
9:56:28 AM Pirate: counter-surveillance?
9:56:40 AM 372409769: YES
10:00:08 AM 372409769: do you like to play conter-surveillance?
10:00:34 AM Pirate: i figured since you were from china you were part of the intelligence service there
10:00:44 AM Pirate: trying to hack my profile, and gather information on me
10:02:45 AM Pirate: or are you trying to sell me state secrets from china?
10:03:35 AM Pirate: i wonder if i can get you arrested by saying things like spy, informant, nuclear weapon, etc
10:03:40 AM Pirate: since china monitors all this
9:39:18 AM Pirate: earth
9:39:19 AM Pirate: and you?
9:40:40 AM 372409769: i am from china
9:41:05 AM 372409769: and you?
9:41:19 AM Pirate: earth
9:42:22 AM Pirate: what does it matter where i am from?
9:42:26 AM Pirate: and why are you contacting me?
9:44:11 AM 372409769: because i do not know what nationality are you
9:44:33 AM Pirate: again that does not matter, i am human
9:45:31 AM 372409769: what time are there in your country?
9:45:54 AM Pirate: we have normal time like everyone else
9:47:25 AM 372409769: i am still student
9:47:36 AM 372409769: and you?
9:47:46 AM Pirate: i am pirate
9:48:51 AM 372409769: i know your nickname is pirate
9:49:13 AM Pirate: why are you IM'ing me?
9:51:12 AM 372409769: it is the first time i speak to foreigner in English
9:52:14 AM Pirate: you dont even know if i am a foreigner or not
9:52:24 AM Pirate: i could be anywhere on the planet, even china
9:53:50 AM 372409769: if you're from china,i will be happlier
9:54:07 AM Pirate: well we want you happy dont we?
9:54:52 AM 372409769: maybe
9:55:27 AM Pirate: i could care less if you are happy, sad, demoralized, or dead
9:56:02 AM 372409769: do you like CS?
9:56:28 AM Pirate: counter-surveillance?
9:56:40 AM 372409769: YES
10:00:08 AM 372409769: do you like to play conter-surveillance?
10:00:34 AM Pirate: i figured since you were from china you were part of the intelligence service there
10:00:44 AM Pirate: trying to hack my profile, and gather information on me
10:02:45 AM Pirate: or are you trying to sell me state secrets from china?
10:03:35 AM Pirate: i wonder if i can get you arrested by saying things like spy, informant, nuclear weapon, etc
10:03:40 AM Pirate: since china monitors all this
Thursday, August 16, 2007
ewww, an emo thing...
o0emo thing0o (5:21 PM): hey
pirate (5:22 PM): Yes?
o0emo thing0o (5:22 PM): whazzup?
pirate (5:22 PM): Right now, I am hating you
o0emo thing0o (5:24 PM): oh ok.. well thats fun.
pirate (5:25 PM): No, it isn't child. You are bothersome and should not message people you don't know
o0emo thing0o (5:25 PM): hey I don't know you.. and I don't know why you are on my friends list. so sorry if I was being nice by saying hello.
pirate (5:26 PM): Stop being nice and delete me.
o0emo thing0o (5:26 PM): ok.
pirate (5:22 PM): Yes?
o0emo thing0o (5:22 PM): whazzup?
pirate (5:22 PM): Right now, I am hating you
o0emo thing0o (5:24 PM): oh ok.. well thats fun.
pirate (5:25 PM): No, it isn't child. You are bothersome and should not message people you don't know
o0emo thing0o (5:25 PM): hey I don't know you.. and I don't know why you are on my friends list. so sorry if I was being nice by saying hello.
pirate (5:26 PM): Stop being nice and delete me.
o0emo thing0o (5:26 PM): ok.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Dave's not here...
3:54:11 PM k3n: sup hacka
3:54:18 PM pirate: ?
3:54:33 PM k3n: sup
3:54:39 PM pirate: ?
3:54:51 PM k3n: dave?
3:55:02 PM pirate: dave's not here
3:54:18 PM pirate: ?
3:54:33 PM k3n: sup
3:54:39 PM pirate: ?
3:54:51 PM k3n: dave?
3:55:02 PM pirate: dave's not here
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