Thursday, June 21, 2007

A very bad attempt

9:40:17 AM bjenkss07: hey f*ck for brains  (edited for content)
9:40:36 AM bjenkss07: haha c*nt   (edited for content)
9:40:39 AM pirate: yes, mr freestyle?
9:40:45 AM bjenkss07: what
9:40:52 AM pirate: your aim profile
9:41:11 AM bjenkss07: oh haha how is this
9:42:04 AM pirate: well that certainly took you aback didnt it?
9:43:21 AM bjenkss07: no click this its suuuch a funny you tube vid http//utube//. ,=kikijuirsadaae   (his lame attempt to bury an URL)
9:43:40 AM pirate: lame
9:43:48 AM pirate: you cant even hide an url correctly
9:44:07 AM bjenkss07: whatr?
9:44:46 AM pirate: the url above is not even correctly formed, making it so that I am suspicious and not even bothering to click on it
9:44:55 AM pirate: therefore not taking me to the site you have buried under it
9:44:57 AM pirate: idiot

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

No!!!

12:55:12 PM tsalzy5: hi
12:55:29 PM pirate: ?
12:56:31 PM tsalzy5: hello
12:56:41 PM pirate: you said that already
12:58:51 PM tsalzy5: r u an aimbot
12:59:02 PM pirate: what do you think?
12:59:07 PM tsalzy5: no
12:59:14 PM pirate: good guess

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

That is such filth

10:05:38 PM lbe923: hey
10:05:44 PM lbe923: who is this again
10:05:52 PM pirate: no on you know, delete me
10:05:59 PM lbe923: what?
10:06:18 PM pirate: no one you know, delete me
10:06:45 PM lbe923: wait do u know jill?
10:06:55 PM pirate: no
10:07:01 PM pirate: are you jack?
10:07:10 PM lbe923: lmao funny no
10:07:16 PM lbe923: but still do u know Jill?
10:07:30 PM pirate: good god.. do i have to repeat everything
10:07:30 PM pirate: no
10:07:39 PM lbe923: ok fine jeez w/e bye
10:07:44 PM pirate: thank god
10:08:02 PM lbe923: jeez whats ur problem bye
10:08:11 PM pirate: stop cybering me, leave me alone
10:08:53 PM lbe923: ok gosh im sorry
10:09:12 PM pirate: omg.. stop saying those nasty things to me.. i dont want to cyber you
10:09:30 PM lbe923: what im not saying anything like that
10:09:42 PM pirate: my eyes are burning... i cant even read that filth
10:10:11 PM pirate: is your mom typing that?  she said the same thing to me last night

Well, she IS...

12:37:40 PM wordup1: hey
12:41:26 PM pirate: ?
12:41:36 PM wordup1: my friends says yur cool
12:41:45 PM wordup1: and gave me yur sn
12:41:46 PM pirate: which friend?
12:41:54 PM wordup1: a friend
12:42:06 PM pirate: is that it?
12:42:19 PM wordup1: hi wats up?
12:42:21 PM wordup1: oh yea
12:42:27 PM wordup1: i have a message 4 u
12:42:56 PM pirate: spit out
12:43:28 PM wordup1: plasticsurgeryx3 loves you and wants u to unblock her
12:43:43 PM pirate: tell her she can suck it
12:43:51 PM wordup1: she'd like that
12:44:01 PM pirate: no kidding.. she is such a slut
12:44:15 PM wordup1: MWAH!-ttyl-
12:44:34 PM pirate: i doubt that, since i am blocking you also

Monday, June 18, 2007

A fan of plastic surgery times 3?

1:08:14 PM plasticsurgeryx3: omgg HII
1:10:40 PM plasticsurgeryx3: im like your biggest fan...and you wont speak to me. =(
1:10:43 PM plasticsurgeryx3: how depressing
1:15:01 PM pirate: it was because i was at lunch
1:15:06 PM pirate: and just who are you?
1:15:09 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ohh
1:15:12 PM plasticsurgeryx3: alright
1:15:27 PM plasticsurgeryx3: im kandi, deja, or skemo. or whatever else!
1:15:44 PM pirate: um ok
1:15:59 PM plasticsurgeryx3: yeah, hehe...so who are you?
1:16:26 PM pirate: you should know, you are my biggest fan you said
1:17:09 PM plasticsurgeryx3: yeah...but your sn is  pirate, so im gonna assume you're a pirate...
1:17:34 PM plasticsurgeryx3: i just wanted to know your name..soo.. i wouldnt have to call you pirate all the time
1:17:40 PM pirate: that would not be useful
1:17:45 PM pirate: since i dont plan on talking to you ever again
1:17:50 PM plasticsurgeryx3: omgsh
1:17:52 PM plasticsurgeryx3: really?
1:17:55 PM plasticsurgeryx3: why not?
1:18:16 PM plasticsurgeryx3: no one ever talks to me. i must suck...
1:18:21 PM pirate: you must
1:18:26 PM plasticsurgeryx3: yeah..
1:18:57 PM pirate: go suck some more, i am blocking you and posting this

See more sponges

10:28:23 AM cmoresponges: hey!
10:28:36 AM cmoresponges: what's up?
10:28:51 AM cmoresponges: dude?!
10:29:01 AM pirate: hey seymore how are you
10:29:08 AM cmoresponges: good
10:29:38 AM cmoresponges: what about you?
10:30:02 AM pirate: what are you up to?
10:30:17 AM cmoresponges: nothing just sitting here. What about you?
10:30:35 AM pirate: I am cybering your mom
10:30:49 AM cmoresponges: lol! hahaha! My mom is at work!
10:31:23 AM cmoresponges: bye'
10:35:11 AM pirate: exactly

Saturday, June 16, 2007

This bite is fatal

8:53:41 PM thisbiteisfatal: hey long time no chat
10:19:37 PM pirate: ?
10:23:28 PM pirate: and who are you?
10:23:52 PM thisbiteisfatal: ok the names william
10:23:59 PM thisbiteisfatal: sorry to have bothered you]
10:24:09 PM pirate: ah.. so you have no idea who i am
10:24:16 PM pirate: you just accidentally IM'd me?
10:24:22 PM thisbiteisfatal: nope
10:24:32 PM thisbiteisfatal: i have talked to  you before its just been a long time
10:24:39 PM pirate: so who do you think I am?  since you think we have talked before
10:24:55 PM thisbiteisfatal: i dont remember
10:25:22 PM pirate: so you dont know if you messaged me accidentally or not
10:25:40 PM pirate: you have no idea who i am, so you dont know if the first time or this time was an accident
10:26:00 PM thisbiteisfatal: its not a accident
10:26:05 PM pirate: yes it is..
10:26:20 PM thisbiteisfatal: its jsut been so long since i talked to you i dont remeber who u are so i messeged to to talk and find out
10:26:20 PM pirate: you only intentionally im someone if you know them or want to harass them
10:26:30 PM pirate: you have said you dont know who i am
10:26:35 PM thisbiteisfatal: i dont harass neone
10:26:38 PM pirate: and i dont think you are trying to harass me
10:26:43 PM pirate: therefore it is an accident
10:27:24 PM pirate: have you sucked any blood lately, thisbiteisfatal?
10:27:52 PM pirate: turned anyone into a lycanthrope?
10:28:04 PM thisbiteisfatal: lol
10:28:08 PM thisbiteisfatal: nope
10:28:09 PM pirate: or do you just bite their heads off, since you are such a badass
10:28:14 PM thisbiteisfatal: lol
10:28:32 PM thisbiteisfatal: i dont bite heads off i only sucked the blood and eat the organs
10:28:47 PM pirate: their sex organs?! you are a pervert
10:28:52 PM thisbiteisfatal: nope
10:29:09 PM thisbiteisfatal: wtf
10:29:24 PM pirate: stop trying to cyber me... i am not into blood play
10:29:31 PM thisbiteisfatal: wtf
10:29:37 PM thisbiteisfatal: i wasnt trying to do nething
10:29:49 PM pirate: you are looking at me with those eyes, i just know it
10:29:59 PM thisbiteisfatal: wtf
10:30:14 PM pirate: you keep using that f word, and i dont want you to f me
10:30:21 PM pirate: stop it, you perv
10:30:29 PM thisbiteisfatal: ok whatever
10:31:01 PM thisbiteisfatal: all i wanted to do was talk but since i obviously did somethingwrong and bothered you becuase i didnt know i will just leave you be
10:31:14 PM pirate: i am calling the cops right now
10:31:17 PM thisbiteisfatal: my fault for trying to have a convo
10:31:26 PM pirate: omg, stop cybering me
10:31:37 PM thisbiteisfatal: im not
10:31:42 PM pirate: stop it!
10:31:49 PM pirate: i dont want you, you are a pervert
10:32:08 PM thisbiteisfatal: i am not
10:32:16 PM thisbiteisfatal: not stop calling me that
10:32:20 PM pirate: only pervs try to cyber
10:32:30 PM pirate: you keep looking at me with those eyes, i just know it