Monday, March 5, 2007

Another clueless Myspace Loser

11:41:32 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: hey
11:41:45 AM pirate: hey
11:41:54 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: sup?
11:42:10 AM pirate: nothing
11:42:16 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: me either just bored
11:42:46 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: you?
11:42:55 AM pirate: http://profiles.yahoo.com/leprachaun062384
11:43:00 AM pirate: why would you list your phone number there?
11:43:14 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: i dont think i did hold on a sec
11:43:23 AM pirate: Latest News:
    in 18 not 20, and im trying to quit smoking cigarettes. call me 217-662-6505
11:43:47 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: ok hond on let me change it
11:43:50 AM pirate: it also says you are 18 and in a Long Term relationship
11:43:52 AM pirate: that is funny
11:44:23 AM pirate: you even list your real name, omg
11:44:28 AM pirate: Amy Baldwin
11:44:48 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: ok i didnt mess with it i think my boyfriend did
11:45:11 AM pirate: why are you IM'ing me?
11:45:59 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: friends thats all  im looking for
11:46:09 AM pirate: i dont need any more friends
11:46:27 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: why are you mad?
11:46:46 AM pirate: because of clueless people like you
11:47:52 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: im sorry i aint trying to play head games i know where your coming from i try just to be a friend i try to get people out of trouble and there when they need someone to talk to
11:48:47 AM pirate: well, i am sure i dont need your help nor will i ever need it
11:49:59 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: i just tried to be nice and someone cant even appreciate it
11:50:17 AM pirate: i didnt ask you to be nice
11:50:24 AM pirate: and i feel no need to appreciate it
11:50:28 AM pirate: how did you get my SN anyway?
11:50:44 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: sorry you typed it on myspace chat room
11:50:54 AM pirate: LOL, i dont have a myspace
11:51:02 AM pirate: and i certainly dont go to chat rooms there
11:51:12 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: it showed you in the chat room
11:51:21 AM pirate: it showed someone pretending to be me
11:51:23 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: it copy and send the messafe
11:51:24 AM pirate: myspace is lame
11:51:46 AM pirate: you fell for some kind of scam
11:52:44 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: Age:  17
Sex:  Male
Location:  BUFFALO,
New York
11:52:59 AM pirate: lol
11:53:02 AM pirate: not even close to me
11:53:18 AM pirate: as i said, i dont have a mypsace account
11:53:25 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: then why does it show that your in the chat room?
11:53:43 AM pirate: you have misread something
11:53:47 AM pirate: i am not in any chat room
11:54:18 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: ok whatever  press 123
********** at 10:53 AM
11:54:30 AM pirate: i dont even know what that means
11:55:12 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: it said in the message if any girls wanna talk press 123 and then you asked if  i had aim messeger
11:55:20 AM pirate: wasnt me
11:55:38 AM pirate: you typed in the SN wrong or something or as i said someone scammed you to IM me
11:55:48 AM pirate: are you that dumb to realize I dont want to talk to you?
11:55:59 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: fine fook you to  (note: edited)

Totally Random

10:44:41 AM mateeke: What's up? Do you go to school or work?
10:47:02 AM pirate: who are you?
11:00:55 AM mateeke: Just someone who would like 2 talk.
11:01:31 AM pirate: you have no idea who i am?  why would i want to talk to you?
11:05:26 AM mateeke: No worries. Just forget about it.
11:05:32 AM pirate: good, i will

Friday, March 2, 2007

Confused person with English as Second Language

12:45:46 PM buzzfede: ......
12:45:55 PM pirate: ,,,,
12:46:06 PM buzzfede: ......
12:46:17 PM buzzfede: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;
12:47:27 PM buzzfede: do u know me?!
12:47:34 PM pirate: not that i know of
12:48:29 PM buzzfede:  are u  in lee's summit?! is it right?!
12:48:42 PM pirate: what is lee's summit?  a town?
12:48:45 PM pirate: if so, i am not
12:50:51 PM buzzfede: probably i do a mistake , with your nickname! because i have found it on facebook!......
12:51:00 PM pirate: what is facebook?
12:54:24 PM buzzfede: tell me your name , please?!
12:54:29 PM pirate: phil
12:55:33 PM buzzfede: phillips?!
12:55:42 PM pirate: phil irate
12:55:47 PM pirate: p. irate == pirate
12:55:53 PM buzzfede: samantha..........
12:56:07 PM pirate: i am not samantha
12:56:20 PM buzzfede: where are u from?!
12:56:23 PM pirate: Earth
12:56:36 PM buzzfede: you make me fun
12:56:43 PM pirate: i am not making you fun
12:57:16 PM buzzfede: i think from mars
12:57:28 PM pirate: that would be interesting wouldnt it
12:57:40 PM buzzfede: probably
1:00:27 PM pirate: is that it?
1:04:33 PM buzzfede: what kind of place, where re u from?!
1:04:47 PM buzzfede: of Earth,of course
1:04:53 PM pirate: the surface
1:05:42 PM buzzfede:  sei un menzoniere
1:06:16 PM buzzfede: ahah
1:06:47 PM buzzfede: tell me more
1:06:54 PM pirate: i am bored by you
1:07:28 PM buzzfede: tell me , what is your town
1:07:47 PM pirate: it makes no difference where i am, you have told me nothing about you
1:08:33 PM buzzfede: because u don't have ever asked something
1:08:46 PM pirate: because i dont care about you

Early message today

9:42:59 AM shyanne2007: hey P-rirate
9:44:01 AM pirate: ?
9:45:54 AM shyanne2007: P-rirate...its like Pirate...never mind
9:46:07 AM pirate: who are you?
9:46:13 AM shyanne2007: shut up
9:46:23 AM pirate: wow, that was unnecessary

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Thursday, March 1, 2007

People confuse me (via HipTop)

8:56:45 PM mateeke: Hello
9:00:36 PM mateeke: Let me know when u r back
9:30:48 PM pirate: ok
9:31:15 PM mateeke: So are you back
9:31:30 PM pirate: it seems so
9:32:19 PM mateeke: But can we chat later? Kind of busy. Talk to u in about an hour?
9:32:33 PM pirate: what do want to talk about?  and who are you?
9:33:56 PM mateeke: No one special, got 2 go...

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A Pirate?

6:49:56 PM oakleysurf123: sick sn
7:43:38 PM pirate: thanks
7:44:00 PM oakleysurf123: did you buy this sn
7:44:19 PM oakleysurf123: ?
7:44:21 PM pirate: lol, no
7:44:28 PM oakleysurf123: would you give it to me
7:44:40 PM pirate: why would i do that?
7:44:47 PM oakleysurf123: because ilu
7:44:58 PM oakleysurf123: and im a f00king pirate   (note: edited)
7:45:10 PM oakleysurf123: so :-P
7:45:12 PM oakleysurf123: haha nvm
7:45:19 PM oakleysurf123: g2g peace

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Another clueless robot question

5:48:00 PM reesesxpieces1x3: hey
5:48:13 PM pirate: ?
5:48:24 PM reesesxpieces1x3: ..arent you a robot?
5:48:37 PM pirate: no, i am not
5:48:42 PM reesesxpieces1x3: oh.
5:48:54 PM reesesxpieces1x3: my friend told me you were.
5:48:58 PM reesesxpieces1x3: i was just wondering.
5:49:10 PM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
5:49:17 PM pirate: was one of your friends listed there?
5:49:33 PM reesesxpieces1x3: um..let me see
5:50:18 PM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/entries/2007/02/20/robot-attack/1136
5:50:26 PM pirate: most likely one of those people
5:50:35 PM pirate: since they all 3 accused me of being a robot
5:50:42 PM reesesxpieces1x3: why does everyone think you are?
5:50:49 PM pirate: how should I know?
5:50:57 PM reesesxpieces1x3: i dont know
5:50:59 PM reesesxpieces1x3: and yes!
5:51:04 PM reesesxpieces1x3: i know all of them.
5:51:14 PM pirate: see they are playing a trick on  you
5:51:26 PM pirate: i took pity on you and didnt make jokes about your mom
5:51:35 PM reesesxpieces1x3: what?
5:51:46 PM pirate: read the conversations
5:51:49 PM pirate: you will understand
5:52:11 PM reesesxpieces1x3: oh
5:52:19 PM reesesxpieces1x3: well...why are you saying that to me?
5:52:27 PM reesesxpieces1x3: i'm not one of those people they are my 3 friends
5:52:37 PM pirate: i am trying very hard not to take pity on you
5:52:42 PM pirate: move along and dont bother me again
5:53:05 PM reesesxpieces1x3: no i have a question.
5:53:18 PM reesesxpieces1x3: why would you make a screen name that looks like a robots?
5:54:43 PM reesesxpieces1x3: ??