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Want to sell that?

2011-10-28T20:44:00.002-04:00

8:40:25 PM noob: yo
8:40:33 PM Pirate: what?
8:40:55 PM noob: interested in trading/selling that name?
8:41:04 PM Pirate: nope
8:41:15 PM noob: too bad
8:41:26 PM Pirate: i have been offered $5000 before and I turned it down
8:41:32 PM noob: rofl
8:41:35 PM noob: now you're just lying
8:41:39 PM Pirate: and i can prove it
8:41:43 PM Pirate: it is on my blog
8:41:43 PM noob: but thats too bad anyway
8:41:50 PM noob: show me
8:41:53 PM Pirate: all my chats like this are on my blog
8:41:57 PM Pirate: this one will be later
8:42:00 PM noob: lol
8:42:09 PM noob: well, i'll be pulling your info later
8:42:13 PM Pirate: you do that
8:42:18 PM noob: whats your blog
8:42:27 PM Pirate: if you are as smart as you think you are
8:42:35 PM noob: lol
8:42:37 PM Pirate: you can ask around and find it, or use the google and find it
8:42:42 PM noob: k
8:42:44 PM noob: :)

AO-Haxor request

2011-07-19T12:38:00.001-04:00

12:26:52 PM liljon: CHAT=
12:27:11 PM Pirate: what?
12:27:37 PM liljon: need the leet scripto kiddie opssec snitchers chat
12:28:14 PM Pirate: uh what?
12:28:47 PM liljon: THE ELITE HAX0R chat you guys stay in
12:29:11 PM Pirate: i honestly have no idea what you are talking about
12:29:39 PM liljon: you aren't a leet ao-haxor who exploited that mighty fine sn?
12:29:56 PM Pirate: um no
12:30:20 PM liljon: sheesh, i take it you're just a normal guy who actually pays for a pretty name like that
12:30:43 PM Pirate: guess so, but aol is free
12:31:00 PM liljon: how long have u owned that?
12:31:10 PM Pirate: dunno, years

Annoying.

2011-06-24T12:35:00.003-04:00

12:28:14 PM al0l: swag aswag swag
12:28:35 PM Pirate: school must be out
12:28:52 PM al0l: yup
12:28:57 PM al0l: been out for 5 years now
12:28:58 PM al0l: ;o
12:29:15 PM Pirate: you dropped out of junior high?
12:29:30 PM al0l: no
12:30:09 PM al0l: i got a surprise ... one sec's
12:33:03 PM al0l: i'll show surprise laters
12:33:09 PM al0l: omg its leet
12:33:11 PM Pirate: whatever

Threatened from the Internet, sort of.

2011-05-01T09:13:00.001-04:00

11:10:57 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:11:38 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:12:22 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:12:51 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:14:34 PM blackmesasource: sup emil?
11:14:43 PM Pirate: whats your problem?
11:14:55 PM blackmesasource: ok so i reported your blog
11:15:04 PM Pirate: my blog?
11:15:14 PM blackmesasource: pirate-random
11:15:25 PM Pirate: reported it as what?
11:16:00 PM blackmesasource: impersonation / posting private information
11:16:18 PM Pirate: neither of those were done
11:16:23 PM blackmesasource: if you take down our conversation, blogger won't delete your blog outright
11:16:24 PM blackmesasource: well
11:16:28 PM blackmesasource: i've reported more
11:16:28 PM blackmesasource: so..
11:16:29 PM Pirate: but hey, no one reads it anyway
11:16:35 PM blackmesasource: don't care
11:16:37 PM blackmesasource: remove the entry
11:16:41 PM Pirate: nope
11:16:57 PM Pirate: i dont even recall the entry
11:17:24 PM blackmesasource: it's the second post on the main page
11:17:38 PM Pirate: going to be the 3rd pretty soon
11:17:59 PM blackmesasource: k
11:18:11 PM blackmesasource: my SSN is XXX-XX-XXX (NOTE: obviously not his SSN, nor do I have any reason to post a SSN)
11:18:18 PM blackmesasource: post that
11:18:21 PM blackmesasource: please
11:18:23 PM blackmesasource: i dare you
11:18:36 PM Pirate: dare all you like it wont happen
11:18:44 PM blackmesasource: you're right
11:18:49 PM blackmesasource: your blog will be deleted
11:18:56 PM Pirate: like i care if it does
11:19:09 PM blackmesasource: would you care if i posted your info on the net
11:19:11 PM Pirate: it is posted on a free service
11:19:14 PM Pirate: if i cared, it would not be
11:19:53 PM blackmesasource: so you are emil
11:20:44 PM Pirate: sorry, i dont see any personal info in that chat
11:20:54 PM Pirate: and you admit that you had the wrong sn to begin with
11:20:55 PM Pirate: so
11:21:01 PM Pirate: no impersonation or personal info
11:21:18 PM blackmesasource: blackmesasource@aol.com
11:21:22 PM blackmesasource: that's personal
11:21:28 PM blackmesasource: sorry try again
11:21:30 PM Pirate: email addresses are not personal info
11:21:34 PM Pirate: you try again
11:21:42 PM blackmesasource: yeah they are
11:21:46 PM Pirate: nope
11:21:46 PM blackmesasource: that's why they're data mined
11:21:49 PM Pirate: they are not
11:22:01 PM Pirate: that is why spammers can data mine them
11:22:02 PM blackmesasource: people lose fact
11:22:04 PM Pirate: they are not protected
11:22:09 PM blackmesasource: yeah because idiots post them
11:22:20 PM blackmesasource: you are emil aren't you?
11:22:26 PM Pirate: nope, i am not
11:23:51 PM blackmesasource: i suppose i could clone your blog and report all instances as spam
11:23:57 PM blackmesasource: perhaps another day
11:24:03 PM blackmesasource: what i've done is good enough
11:24:06 PM Pirate: knock yourself out
11:24:11 PM Pirate: whatever helps you sleep better
11:25:01 PM Pirate: you started im'ing me back in june 2010
11:25:08 PM Pirate: 12:48:57 AM blackmesasource: vapor
12:49:21 AM blackmesasource: i stole cerjam's email
12:49:24 AM blackmesasource: that fag
11:25:19 PM Pirate: where you admit to stealing email addresses
11:25:30 PM blackmesasource: i am cerjam
11:25:39 PM Pirate: sure you are

I block him, and he comes back:

11:26:12 PM lordcerj: yeah
11:26:13 PM lordcerj: i am

Another block:

11:27:28 PM lordcerja: problem?

Another block:

11:27:58 PM suckmyvegina: you'll only be able to block 200 accounts
11:28:00 PM suckmyvegina: i have about 400

Another block:

11:28:32 PM lickmyvegina: this isn't getting you anywhere

Another block:

11:28:59 PM blackmanwithclap: go ahead and post my social
11:29:00 PM blackmanwithclap: i dare you

Are you there?

2011-01-31T21:50:00.005-05:00

9:27:29 PM elliekat1118: Hey are you there
9:27:49 PM Pirate: yes
9:28:15 PM elliekat1118: What is ur name
9:28:48 PM elliekat1118: Are you there
9:29:56 PM elliekat1118: Hey u there
9:30:00 PM Pirate: what do you want from me?
9:30:06 PM Pirate: you dont know me, i dont know you
9:30:42 PM elliekat1118: What is your name
9:30:57 PM Pirate: you cant read? my name is Pirate, and you dont know me
9:31:50 PM elliekat1118: Is this a real person
9:31:58 PM Pirate: yes, i am a real person
9:32:09 PM Pirate: why are you randomly adding me to your buddy list?
9:33:50 PM Pirate: what, is that it?

Could not send because elliekat1118 is not available. (9:33:51 PM)

Dude, I know you!

2010-11-16T15:46:00.006-05:00

3:38:05 PM blackmesasource: who is princesstera?
3:38:18 PM blackmesasource: some ass keeps spamming me with them
3:38:23 PM blackmesasource: i know you know
3:38:30 PM blackmesasource: you're always in those aim chats
3:38:37 PM Pirate: what are you talking about?
3:38:45 PM blackmesasource: vapor...
3:39:00 PM blackmesasource: he said he knew bizkit
3:39:15 PM Pirate: you are talking about vapor and bizkits?
3:39:22 PM blackmesasource: you are vapor
3:39:28 PM Pirate: i am?
3:39:31 PM blackmesasource: yes
3:39:33 PM blackmesasource: from florida
3:39:35 PM Pirate: no one told me that
3:39:37 PM blackmesasource: one sec
3:41:53 PM blackmesasource: http://www.myspace.com/mysterioushuggles
3:42:14 PM blackmesasource: you did that
3:42:15 PM Pirate: i dont have a myspace
3:42:42 PM blackmesasource: pentagram something
3:42:43 PM blackmesasource: that was you
3:42:54 PM Pirate: lame, you are just totally guessing
3:43:18 PM blackmesasource: pentagram951
3:43:31 PM Pirate: i do NOT own any SN's with numbers in them
3:43:34 PM Pirate: period
3:44:42 PM blackmesasource: eggo man 2468
3:44:48 PM blackmesasource: disco joseph1
3:44:56 PM Pirate: those are lame names, and not mine
3:45:17 PM blackmesasource: ah
3:45:19 PM blackmesasource:
3:45:24 PM blackmesasource: his sn is pirated
3:45:25 PM blackmesasource: lol
3:45:28 PM blackmesasource: oops
3:45:46 PM blackmesasource: you're still a fag
3:45:52 PM Pirate: as are you

I have PayPal.

2010-05-10T20:44:00.004-04:00

8:40:46 PM spicoli: whaddup dude
8:41:05 PM Pirate: what do you want?
8:41:15 PM spicoli: a screen name like yours bro
8:41:23 PM Pirate: and?
8:41:29 PM spicoli: ive got paypal money
8:42:16 PM Pirate: i am not a sn whore
8:42:23 PM Pirate: i dont sell or buy sn
8:42:27 PM spicoli: i see
8:42:33 PM spicoli: cool well later bro
8:42:37 PM spicoli: thanks anyways

Note: SN is Screen Name for those that don't know.

I love you, now I hate you

2010-03-11T11:14:00.002-05:00

10:59:01 AM susanxsox: Hello?
10:59:54 AM Pirate: hello
11:01:38 AM susanxsox: There you are! I don't know you, but I randomly added the word pirate to my friends list.
11:01:51 AM Pirate: why would you do that?
11:03:45 AM susanxsox: Because I love pirates. I have a pirate flag tattoo, pirate jewlery, etc. I've loved them my whole life.
11:03:59 AM Pirate: so?
11:05:39 AM susanxsox: So I was just curious about the person who got the name pirate.
11:06:27 AM Pirate: i dont share information with total strangers
11:08:03 AM susanxsox: I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to get you to share any information. I apologize if it came off as that. I was just bored, and curious about who it was.
11:08:47 AM Pirate: if you are bored, get another tattoo
11:10:15 AM susanxsox: My bad. Sorry to bother you.
11:12:20 AM Pirate: and yes you are bothering me
11:13:29 AM susanxsox: Then don't respond, you douchebag. I wasn't shitty to you at all. Good thing you didn't want to talk to me anyway, because you seem like an uptight faggot. Peace out, bitch.
11:14:07 AM Pirate: stop trying to friend strangers on the internet
11:14:10 AM Pirate: get some real ones

Dude!

2010-01-15T13:42:00.002-05:00

12:43:00 PM debt: hey dude if you ever end up selling your name let me know first.
12:45:18 PM Pirate: lol

Am I a robot?

2009-12-28T22:11:00.002-05:00

6:37:16 PM oxoamzzxox: hey u fucking bastard?
6:37:20 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:37:34 PM oxoamzzxox: are you a robot?
6:37:37 PM Pirate: is that a question or a exclamation
6:37:49 PM Pirate: and no i am not a robot
6:37:55 PM oxoamzzxox: omg srry
6:38:00 PM oxoamzzxox: yes u r
6:38:05 PM Pirate: no, i am not
6:38:07 PM oxoamzzxox: jerk
6:38:22 PM Pirate: sigh, why do you kids always IM me and think i am a robot
6:38:27 PM Pirate: people actually have names like this
6:38:45 PM oxoamzzxox: bc no human says sugh when they sugh
6:38:46 PM oxoamzzxox: ok?
6:38:49 PM oxoamzzxox: wierdo
6:38:57 PM oxoamzzxox: but yah u r a robot
6:39:01 PM Pirate: am i?
6:39:12 PM oxoamzzxox: and if ur a real person than send us a pic
6:39:24 PM oxoamzzxox: oh wait! u cnt bc ur a metal object
6:39:28 PM oxoamzzxox: hhhaha robot
6:39:36 PM Pirate: there are two of you?
6:39:41 PM oxoamzzxox: yu
6:39:42 PM Pirate: and why would I send you a pic
6:39:44 PM Pirate: you send me one
6:39:46 PM oxoamzzxox: p
6:39:49 PM oxoamzzxox: e
6:39:50 PM oxoamzzxox: n
6:39:51 PM oxoamzzxox: i
6:39:52 PM oxoamzzxox: s
6:39:55 PM oxoamzzxox: !
6:39:57 PM oxoamzzxox: <
6:39:57 PM Pirate: and i will tell you what is in the pic
6:39:58 PM oxoamzzxox: #
6:40:01 PM Pirate: vagina
6:40:03 PM Pirate: twat
6:40:08 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:40:10 PM oxoamzzxox: ?
6:40:18 PM Pirate: you spelled penis, so i said vagina and twat
6:40:23 PM Pirate: would a robot do that?
6:40:30 PM oxoamzzxox: yeah
6:40:33 PM oxoamzzxox: they would
6:40:39 PM Pirate: then you must be a robot also
6:40:48 PM oxoamzzxox: no imnot
6:40:50 PM oxoamzzxox: im human
6:40:51 PM Pirate: yah you are
6:40:54 PM Pirate: you are a robot
6:41:01 PM oxoamzzxox: ok fine i am
6:41:01 PM Pirate: someone sic'd you on me
6:41:04 PM oxoamzzxox: NOT
6:41:17 PM oxoamzzxox: what
6:41:23 PM Pirate: you heard me
6:41:27 PM Pirate: you probably just want to be on my blog
6:41:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no i didnt
6:41:33 PM oxoamzzxox: i cant hear shit
6:41:42 PM oxoamzzxox: ur fuckin gay
6:41:48 PM Pirate: http://pirate-random.blogspot.com/
6:41:54 PM Pirate: and you are just stupid
6:42:17 PM oxoamzzxox: how old are u ?
6:42:22 PM Pirate: you are in Chevy Chase, MD
6:42:30 PM oxoamzzxox: no we aint
6:42:35 PM oxoamzzxox: im in illionois
6:42:37 PM Pirate: yes you are
6:42:39 PM oxoamzzxox: dumbass
6:42:42 PM Pirate: you just looked at my page
6:42:46 PM Pirate: and i pulled your IP address
6:42:51 PM Pirate: Time of Visit Dec 28 2009 6:41:48 pm
6:43:21 PM Pirate: you are running a Mac also
6:43:41 PM Pirate: with osx version 10.6 on it
6:43:48 PM Pirate: nice pics you have on there
6:44:07 PM oxoamzzxox: wtf? i live in illinios
6:44:13 PM oxoamzzxox: nd im on a PC
6:44:17 PM Pirate: lol
6:44:20 PM Pirate: nice try robot
6:44:24 PM Pirate: but robots are terrible liars
6:44:59 PM oxoamzzxox: ur gay ur gay\
6:45:00 PM Pirate: i am going to put a virus on here, so it will delete everything on your computer tomorrow
6:45:08 PM Pirate: and you wont find it

Ninja Arrives

2009-12-17T13:57:00.002-05:00

1:53:48 PM ninja: hi
1:54:06 PM Pirate: sup
1:54:15 PM ninja: hi
1:54:28 PM Pirate: yah, you said that
1:54:47 PM ninja: LOL
1:55:08 PM Pirate: is that all?
1:55:15 PM ninja: yes cutie
1:55:31 PM Pirate: cool beans, sweetpea
1:55:33 PM ninja: LOL
1:55:47 PM Pirate: i have actually wondered if you would ever contact me
1:56:03 PM Pirate: my arch nemesis in the SN world
1:56:21 PM ninja: WELL I HAVE
1:56:23 PM ninja: B SCARED
1:56:34 PM Pirate: yah, your caps lock is very scary
1:58:43 PM ninja: ur quite freaky yourself
1:59:12 PM Pirate: i am?
1:59:20 PM ninja: very
1:59:44 PM Pirate: and how would you know this
2:00:19 PM ninja: i've heard rumors
2:01:17 PM Pirate: rumors are so nasty, just look what it is doing to Tiger Woods
2:01:31 PM ninja: you're just as bad as him
2:01:37 PM ninja: wait until your wife finds out
2:02:04 PM Pirate: why thank you... and what makes you assume I have a wife or can even have one.. i might want a husband

Are you Bobby?

2009-08-05T18:39:00.002-04:00

6:25:32 PM steph2: Are u bobby
6:25:42 PM Pirate: hey steph
6:27:05 PM Pirate: ?
6:27:20 PM steph2: are u bobby wtf
6:27:33 PM Pirate: lol, what makes you say wtf?
6:27:42 PM steph2: ...................
6:27:54 PM Pirate: are you steph or not?
6:27:58 PM steph2: yes
6:28:08 PM Pirate: well then, there you go
6:28:26 PM steph2: hii bobby
6:29:21 PM Pirate: what do you want, steph?
6:29:33 PM steph2: do u hate me?
6:29:40 PM Pirate: yes
6:29:43 PM steph2: why
6:29:47 PM Pirate: why not?
6:29:53 PM steph2: what did i do
6:29:59 PM Pirate: i have no reason to not hate you, so I hate you
6:30:06 PM steph2: huh
6:30:14 PM Pirate: meaning.. what have you ever done for me?
6:30:32 PM steph2: ?
6:30:37 PM steph2: confused
6:30:45 PM Pirate: what have you ever done for me?
6:30:52 PM steph2: idk
6:31:03 PM Pirate: exactly, that is why i hate you
6:31:07 PM steph2: :-\
6:31:07 PM Pirate: you have done nothing for me
6:31:22 PM steph2: ok,,,,,,,,,,,,
6:31:33 PM Pirate: btw, who is the bobby person?
6:31:46 PM steph2: u
6:31:47 PM steph2: ?
6:31:51 PM Pirate: nope not me
6:31:56 PM steph2: who r u
6:32:04 PM Pirate: well, i can tell you i am not bobby
6:32:11 PM steph2: u know me?
6:32:25 PM Pirate: um hello, you IM'd me
6:32:40 PM steph2: well hello bobby owned that sn
6:32:46 PM Pirate: doubt that
6:32:53 PM Pirate: i have had this SN a very long time
6:32:56 PM steph2: omg
6:32:58 PM steph2: wait
6:33:33 PM steph2: i think his sn was pirated
6:33:34 PM steph2: :-\
6:33:36 PM steph2: sorry
6:33:57 PM Pirate: um, that is my name also
6:34:15 PM steph2: ................
6:34:19 PM steph2: wtf

WTF is Swagbucks?!?

2009-07-23T23:33:00.001-04:00

8:35:10 PM incrediblyhuge: do u want free stuff
8:35:51 PM Pirate: do you want a punch in the face?
8:36:13 PM incrediblyhuge: NO
8:36:42 PM Pirate: then why would I want "free" stuff
8:37:15 PM incrediblyhuge: all u have to do is search things like google and it gives u free points
8:37:23 PM incrediblyhuge: that u can waste like money
8:37:43 PM Pirate: most likely it also bots my computer and reports everything I type via a keylogger also
8:38:07 PM incrediblyhuge: what the hell are u saying
8:38:21 PM incrediblyhuge: huh tuff guy
8:38:35 PM Pirate: lol, you can use the product you are pimping to search up those terms, bots and keylogger
8:38:40 PM Pirate: I am sure you can figure it out
8:39:05 PM Pirate: right?
8:39:34 PM incrediblyhuge: its confusing
8:39:39 PM incrediblyhuge: go slower
8:40:31 PM Pirate: go slower? you can alway go back and reread it
8:40:53 PM incrediblyhuge: so do u want free stuff
8:41:02 PM incrediblyhuge: please say yes
8:41:30 PM Pirate: have you ever heard the phrase, "no such thing as a free lunch"
8:42:26 PM incrediblyhuge: just check it out
8:42:45 PM incrediblyhuge: http://swagbucks.com/refer/esmelin
8:43:32 PM Pirate: there is no way i am clicking that link
8:43:54 PM incrediblyhuge: did u click it
8:44:35 PM Pirate: I am deactivating you
8:45:05 PM incrediblyhuge: u can get free games
8:45:25 PM Pirate: info@swagbucks.com
8:45:34 PM Pirate: THIS NEEDS TO STOP!
When our users spam the internet with these FAKE OFFERS it makes the entire Swagbucks network look fraudulent, gamey, and a hoax, which you all know is completely not true. From this point forward if we come across ANY of these types of offers to go along with referral codes then that person will be DEACTIVATED IMMEDIATELY. 8:45:42 PM Pirate: i am going to deactivate your account
8:46:01 PM incrediblyhuge: why!!!
8:46:23 PM incrediblyhuge: please dont im just tryin to get me a game
8:46:31 PM incrediblyhuge: im poor
8:46:48 PM Pirate: email sent
8:46:55 PM Pirate: good luck keeping your account
8:47:02 PM incrediblyhuge: noooooooooooooo!!!
8:47:48 PM incrediblyhuge: why would u do that
8:50:08 PM incrediblyhuge: im your friend
8:51:19 PM incrediblyhuge: if u didnt want me to write to u
8:51:27 PM incrediblyhuge: then u should have said so

Persistence does not pay off

2009-07-21T21:18:00.001-04:00

9:10:43 PM birdy10417: hi
9:10:56 PM Pirate: my god, you are persistent
9:11:38 PM birdy10417: whats your name
9:12:00 PM Pirate: you realize that we had this same conversation months ago, and I am still going to refuse to give you my name
9:12:48 PM birdy10417: sorry i do not remember. i am sorry i am persistent i was just wondering.
9:13:04 PM Pirate: run along, child ... leave the internet to the adults
9:13:55 PM birdy10417: i am not a child. i am older you are merely a child who loves to mess with people
9:14:10 PM Pirate: um, might i remind you that you IM'd me
9:14:15 PM Pirate: you are not even on my buddy list
9:14:20 PM Pirate: therefore, you are messing with me

Another Do I Know You?

2009-06-09T18:51:00.001-04:00

6:01:22 PM gussglenn: do i know you ?
6:01:34 PM Pirate: i dont know, do you?
6:02:11 PM gussglenn: your on my list its been along time scence ive been on here
6:02:40 PM Pirate: why am i on your list? and why is your grammar so bad?
6:03:41 PM gussglenn: well i must have talked to you along time ago
6:03:59 PM Pirate: yah, that would make your grammar bad... I am sure of that
6:05:07 PM gussglenn: what cause i miss spelled one word
6:05:24 PM Pirate: actually it is two misspellings so far
6:06:12 PM gussglenn: i forgot that there are such perfact people out here
6:06:32 PM Pirate: yah, you should know better
6:07:19 PM gussglenn: now i see why its been awhile
6:07:47 PM Pirate: i am glad to help put your perspective back firmly in place

Twitter is everywhere

2009-06-02T15:39:00.002-04:00

3:32:08 PM newspaper: yo yo i gotta twitter follow me http://twitter.com/millnicmedia
3:35:43 PM Pirate: john banks, no thanks
3:35:51 PM Pirate: i dont care about what you are eating and tweeting about it
3:38:47 PM newspaper: get the fuck off my blt the
3:38:49 PM newspaper: thn
3:39:00 PM Pirate: you added me to it, you delete me from it

You have the wrong person

2009-05-09T11:02:00.001-04:00

10:57:16 AM coronaboots3: I met your wife in the store and wow did she get FAT
10:57:39 AM Pirate: honestly, you have the wrong person
10:58:10 AM coronaboots3: No I don't, I asked around.
10:58:17 AM Pirate: sigh
10:58:24 AM Pirate: you really do have the wrong person
10:58:29 AM Pirate: who did you ask?
10:58:49 AM coronaboots3: Your former co-workers
10:58:58 AM Pirate: i have been at the same job for over X years
10:59:10 AM coronaboots3: Oh, I know that.
10:59:31 AM Pirate: so what company were my "former coworkers" from?
10:59:45 AM Pirate: you really do have the wrong person.. i dont know how to convince you of this
11:00:14 AM coronaboots3: I cannot continue this conversation, you are a loser. Bye
11:00:34 AM Pirate: more like you dont want to admit you are wrong about knowing me
11:00:49 AM Pirate: tell me my name if you know me
11:00:59 AM Pirate: i am curious as to who this person is that has you so angry

Fudgenuts47 is a Troll

2009-04-27T19:42:00.001-04:00

7:37:46 PM fudgenuts47: sup sir
7:37:56 PM Pirate: huh?
7:38:21 PM fudgenuts47: i was literally typing anything i could think of in the send an im option
7:38:29 PM fudgenuts47: i'm waiting for bob dylan to respond
7:39:04 PM Pirate: lame
7:39:15 PM fudgenuts47: yeah cool
7:39:26 PM fudgenuts47: so are you like 30 years old?
7:39:37 PM fudgenuts47: or did you make the sn when you were like 5?
7:39:38 PM Pirate: are you like 14?
7:40:10 PM Pirate: because only some tard or kid would dare use a name with a set of numbers in it
7:40:27 PM fudgenuts47: yeah i know, those guys suck
7:40:36 PM fudgenuts47: so you just got lucky, eh?
7:40:50 PM fudgenuts47: well nice talking to you but i'm waiting for ninja to responde
7:40:53 PM Pirate: Creative, and not willing to settle for a crummy SN

No handlebars

2009-04-23T12:38:00.001-04:00

12:33:13 PM ulysdooope25: hey wey come with me to the bank in the bike
12:33:31 PM Pirate: ok, you coming to pick me up?
12:33:42 PM ulysdooope25: i said bike wey
12:34:01 PM Pirate: can't i ride on the back of your bike?
12:34:22 PM ulysdooope25: haha wtf gay ass!
12:34:38 PM Pirate: or i could sit on the handlebars?
12:34:55 PM ulysdooope25: i have no handlebars
12:35:06 PM Pirate: well that sucks
12:35:13 PM Pirate: so i have to ride my bike?
12:35:37 PM ulysdooope25: this isnt piiie
12:35:38 PM ulysdooope25: hahaha
12:35:40 PM ulysdooope25: fuck u
12:35:44 PM ulysdooope25: yeah get a bike son
12:36:01 PM Pirate: you IM'd me, dont you know who you are IM'ing?
12:36:17 PM ulysdooope25: yeah i guess i got it wrong oh well
12:36:24 PM ulysdooope25: alright son my bad
12:36:25 PM ulysdooope25: peace
12:36:33 PM Pirate: are you going to rob the bank?
12:36:46 PM ulysdooope25: maybe
12:37:00 PM Pirate: hard to carry loot on your bike that has no handlebars
12:37:24 PM ulysdooope25: haha word

Why do you change a song?

2009-04-06T22:57:00.002-04:00

10:23:25 PM whoputsaname: Why do you change a song
10:23:35 PM whoputsaname: Every to fucking seconds
10:23:54 PM Pirate: like every 400 seconds when the song switches over, retard
10:24:27 PM whoputsaname: Are you on the radio or something?
10:24:33 PM Pirate: i dont know, am i?
10:25:01 PM whoputsaname: Then how is the song switching over?
10:25:08 PM whoputsaname: Ipod?
10:25:22 PM Pirate: you, my little lost friend, are an idiot
10:25:34 PM whoputsaname: How?
10:26:51 PM Pirate: have you heard of iTunes and automation?
10:28:55 PM whoputsaname: Well
10:29:03 PM Pirate: what?
10:29:10 PM whoputsaname: iTunes and iPod are preatty much the same thing
10:29:18 PM Pirate: i think you mean pretty
10:29:19 PM whoputsaname: The same thing
10:29:29 PM whoputsaname: But iPod is portable
10:29:59 PM whoputsaname: So
10:30:00 PM Pirate: no shit, really?
10:30:03 PM Pirate: i had no idea
10:30:05 PM whoputsaname: I was actually rite
10:30:11 PM whoputsaname: -.-
10:30:12 PM Pirate: the iPod is portable!
10:30:20 PM whoputsaname: Adurr
10:30:20 PM Pirate: that is genius! seriously! it is portable!
10:30:32 PM Pirate: do others know about this?
10:30:34 PM whoputsaname: Wow
10:30:39 PM whoputsaname: Yes
10:31:29 PM Pirate: no way, then why dont you understand that iTunes is changing the fucking song in my status as it plays them!!!!!
10:32:44 PM whoputsaname: Okk

I have a question

2009-03-11T18:42:00.001-04:00

6:30:07 PM wtfisup112: i have a question
6:30:17 PM Pirate: what?
6:31:46 PM wtfisup112: why are you so damn sexy
6:32:13 PM Pirate: the same reason you are such an idiot, i just can't help it
6:32:25 PM wtfisup112: wanna send me nudes?
6:33:05 PM wtfisup112: dont be prude
6:33:48 PM wtfisup112: skeeyoooot
6:34:11 PM Pirate: here you go, http://tinyurl.com/6esebh
6:34:44 PM wtfisup112: that has to be one of the
6:34:51 PM wtfisup112: hottest things ive ever seen
6:35:55 PM wtfisup112: your a sick FCKU
6:39:55 PM Pirate: and you are an idiot as i said earlier, didnt mommy teach you not to click on links from strangers?

Say what again!

2009-03-07T11:37:00.001-05:00

11:32:20 AM patmayolv1228: hey
11:32:48 AM patmayolv1228: hey
11:32:52 AM patmayolv1228: r u there
11:32:53 AM patmayolv1228: ?
11:33:04 AM Pirate: speak english
11:33:15 AM patmayolv1228: r u there?
11:33:29 AM Pirate: english, muthafukka, do you speak it?
11:33:39 AM patmayolv1228: yeah do u
11:33:40 AM patmayolv1228: ?
11:33:52 AM Pirate: u is not any word I have heard before
11:34:10 AM patmayolv1228: u means you
11:34:18 AM patmayolv1228: and r means are
11:34:25 AM Pirate: are you calling Marcellus Washington a bitch?
11:34:51 AM patmayolv1228: who the hell is he
?
11:35:10 AM Pirate: he is the one you owe money to, or have you forgotten?
11:35:25 AM patmayolv1228: y r u so mean to me u r mean to everyone
11:35:48 AM Pirate: what is no country I ever heard of?
11:36:07 AM Pirate: say what again!

Eliza, is that you?

2009-02-14T23:00:00.002-05:00

10:50:58 PM vballinmmo: hoi
10:51:00 PM vballinmmo: hi
10:51:04 PM vballinmmo: hey
10:51:06 PM Pirate: hoy!
10:51:06 PM vballinmmo: r u on
10:51:15 PM vballinmmo: sup
10:51:22 PM Pirate: son
10:51:27 PM vballinmmo: k
10:51:41 PM vballinmmo: so what r u doing
10:51:56 PM vballinmmo: hey
10:51:57 PM Pirate: talking to some bot on IM named vballinmmo
10:52:03 PM vballinmmo: wtf
10:52:16 PM Pirate: are you a bot
10:52:41 PM vballinmmo: no i'm really a persom
10:52:46 PM Pirate: prove it, i think you are a bot
10:52:51 PM vballinmmo: hoew \
10:52:54 PM vballinmmo: how
10:53:10 PM Pirate: good try with the improper syntax above, but i am not buying it
10:53:14 PM Pirate: prove you are real now!
10:53:33 PM vballinmmo: i sware seriously want to know how
10:53:51 PM Pirate: come on Neo, prove it.. or the Agents will terminate your program!
10:54:11 PM vballinmmo: i have friends names bballinsmm and she is real
10:54:24 PM vballinmmo: yea i am hey
10:54:26 PM Pirate: you are some soulless computer program, arent you?
10:54:51 PM vballinmmo: no and sorry about the thing before
10:55:10 PM Pirate: nice try, bot. but i have no idea what that "thing" is
10:55:40 PM vballinmmo: the aim thing i typed before and how to i prove that i'm not a bot
10:55:54 PM vballinmmo: do ui have a blocked friend lovehorse111
10:55:56 PM vballinmmo: ?
10:56:03 PM Pirate: what is a love horse?
10:56:33 PM vballinmmo: it's a person that u were once friends with
10:56:46 PM Pirate: how can i have friends when you are a bot?
10:57:16 PM vballinmmo: because i'm not a bot and i was once friends with her
10:57:25 PM Pirate: what?
10:57:30 PM Pirate: que?
10:57:45 PM vballinmmo: i will what does que mean
10:57:51 PM vballinmmo: ?
10:57:52 PM vballinmmo: ???
10:58:01 PM vballinmmo: u
10:58:13 PM Pirate: el hombre con el sombrero nos envió

Banana man?

2009-02-13T12:48:00.001-05:00

12:40:07 PM enjoiskating477: Where is banana man?
12:40:21 PM Pirate: where is your mother?
12:40:44 PM enjoiskating477: Idk at work
12:40:58 PM Pirate: working her street corner?
12:41:11 PM enjoiskating477: Yes
12:41:20 PM enjoiskating477: Fucking pussy
12:41:26 PM Pirate: in her knee high boots and micro mini-skirt
12:41:56 PM enjoiskating477: Yes didn't i just tell u that....pussy
12:42:32 PM Pirate: um no, you just said she was working her corner. i dressed her up from her normal fatty dress

Mom is still yapping

2009-02-05T15:36:00.001-05:00

3:26:47 PM jmanning27: u there?
3:27:20 PM jmanning27: check out if mom is on when you return
3:30:20 PM jmanning27: uthere
3:31:16 PM Pirate: what?
3:31:56 PM jmanning27: mom is still yapping
3:32:33 PM jmanning27: anything else new at your place. how is your company faring
3:33:10 PM Pirate: well, i finally got rid of that hooker that had been badgering me. I finally paid her half what I owed her
3:33:27 PM Pirate: and the company is fine, we just need more parts to make the paper airplanes with
3:33:35 PM jmanning27: what hooker
3:33:49 PM Pirate: the female hooker that I have been using for the last 3 months
3:34:14 PM Pirate: you know the one with the mouth trick?

Pirate is not an Asian Chick

2009-02-01T21:47:00.001-05:00

(09:24:57 PM) Miisz Clumzy: wannabe :D
(09:30:44 PM) Pirate: so if i am a wannabe, how did i get the name?
(09:31:26 PM) Miisz Clumzy: Is this chann ?
(09:31:38 PM) Pirate: what is a chann?
(09:33:36 PM) Miisz Clumzy: a chann is a asian chiqk from Lowell mass she's a senior at Lowell high and she also hope's to attend art school in boston :)
(09:34:32 PM) Pirate: i am definitely not an asian chick
(09:34:57 PM) Miisz Clumzy: Alright a white girl haha
(09:35:29 PM) Pirate: i think you have the wrong person
(09:35:53 PM) Miisz Clumzy: No I don't this is chanmary
(09:36:11 PM) Pirate: when was the last time you talked to this person on the SN of Pirate? which is the SN i am on now
(09:37:06 PM) Miisz Clumzy: like 10 minute's ago
(09:37:20 PM) Pirate: um, no. that was this same conversation
(09:37:33 PM) Pirate: you have never talked to Pirate before
(09:37:42 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes
(09:37:51 PM) Pirate: when have you talked to Pirate
(09:38:21 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes I have I'm the master of all pirate's arggh !
(09:38:33 PM) Pirate: whatever
(09:39:05 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yea I'm right
(09:39:33 PM) Pirate: right about what? you have never talked to me before tonight, and I am not the asian chick you think i am
(09:40:30 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes huh
(09:41:05 PM) Pirate: what?
(09:41:28 PM) Miisz Clumzy: nothin chan
(09:41:52 PM) Pirate: if i am Chan, call me
(09:42:29 PM) Pirate: or better yet, tell me my phone number
(09:42:44 PM) Pirate: so i can call Chan :)
(09:43:59 PM) Miisz Clumzy: I just called you
(09:44:06 PM) Pirate: none of my phones rang
(09:44:26 PM) Miisz Clumzy: grrr, fine
(09:44:30 PM) Pirate: when did Chan tell you this was her SN?
(09:45:11 PM) Miisz Clumzy: I'm physic I know these thing's
(09:45:24 PM) Pirate: you mean psychic?

Pirate of Nazo

2009-01-30T16:06:00.001-05:00

3:57:43 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Of Nazo heyy
3:57:55 PM Pirate: of nazo?
3:58:58 PM Pirate: you done already?
3:59:24 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Huh? Lol
3:59:39 PM Pirate: you tell me, you are the one making no sense
4:01:01 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Lol. When did I say tht?
4:01:17 PM Pirate: when you started off with "of nazo"
4:02:03 PM jerseyzzlilm6: I did? I was iming from my phone n said hey...
4:02:19 PM Pirate: why would you IM me from your phone, i have no idea who you are
4:02:42 PM jerseyzzlilm6: I'm maheen! Ramzi! Lol
4:03:01 PM Pirate: and i dont know anyone with either of those names
4:03:27 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Whts ur sn
4:03:40 PM Pirate: you tell me, you are IM'ing me at my SN
4:03:46 PM jerseyzzlilm6: Isn't it pirate of nazo?
4:04:02 PM Pirate: lol, you are IM'ing Pirate
4:04:16 PM Pirate: i got the "of nazo" as you first msg
4:05:10 PM jerseyzzlilm6: R u serious?! Oooo u know what happend its spaced so I think thts why it got only pirate. I am so sorry! Hah
4:05:33 PM Pirate: yah, i figured that out a long time ago

A crazy lady

2009-01-27T23:09:00.003-05:00

10:51:31 PM crzylady88: hii
10:52:00 PM crzylady88: where you get ur sn from?
10:52:18 PM crzylady88: u in the aim scene?
11:03:46 PM Pirate: the aim scene?
11:04:25 PM crzylady88: how u get ur sn?
11:04:36 PM Pirate: why?
11:04:44 PM crzylady88: solo dime
11:04:54 PM Pirate: what?
11:05:12 PM crzylady88: where u got ur sn
11:05:20 PM Pirate: and i asked you why do you want to know
11:05:47 PM crzylady88: why you think i dont know?
11:05:55 PM crzylady88: or u just got it from ur lil hacker friends
11:06:01 PM Pirate: i have no idea, what?
11:06:12 PM crzylady88: cuz i know u just didnt register the sn pirate from aim.com now did u?
11:06:22 PM crzylady88: but its cool i dont need to know how u got ur sn
11:06:34 PM Pirate: depends on how long i have had it, i might have actually gotten it from aol
11:06:55 PM crzylady88: yea thru aol leaks
11:07:02 PM Pirate: leaks?
11:07:05 PM crzylady88: thats how u get ur sns in the first place
11:07:06 PM Pirate: what jargon are you using
Editors Note:
The same person comes back a bit later with the SN: wixch
They were still trying to figure out how I got Pirate :)

Snake likes rum

2009-01-08T19:50:00.002-05:00

(05:47:44 PM) Snake: I just bought some pyrat rum in honor of you :-)
(07:03:07 PM) Pirate: sounds good
(07:04:40 PM) Pirate: have one for me
(07:04:58 PM) Snake: i will, my treasure hunting friend, i will
(07:05:14 PM) Pirate: gold is the booty
(07:05:26 PM) Snake: LOL booty is the key to life. for some
(07:05:38 PM) Pirate: booty is life
(07:05:59 PM) Snake: i love lamp
(07:06:03 PM) Snake: and that is the truth
(07:06:12 PM) Snake: im fixing to leave work, later dude
(07:06:18 PM) Pirate: i never really figured out what lamp is
(07:06:23 PM) Snake: lamp is more of
(07:06:26 PM) Snake: spiritual thing
(07:06:31 PM) Snake: than a physical one
(07:06:39 PM) Pirate: then like absinthe
(07:07:55 PM) Snake: i had no idea what that was so i had to look it up

Insect Murder

2008-12-29T15:02:00.002-05:00

2:37:24 PM insect187: PIRATE!
2:42:31 PM Pirate: insect murder
2:42:40 PM insect187: THIS IS YOUR DAD!
2:42:48 PM Pirate: prove it
2:44:08 PM Pirate: lame
2:44:34 PM insect187: your account is UK
2:44:58 PM Pirate: what are you talking about?
2:45:11 PM insect187: DO YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN AOL ACCCOUNT?
2:45:34 PM Pirate: what does it matter?
2:45:53 PM insect187: it matters greatly..you have a United Kingdom account, don't you?
2:46:26 PM Pirate: i dont see why it matters
2:50:49 PM Pirate: did you call them yet to find out? I assume you are trying to social my account
2:50:58 PM insect187: LMFAO
2:51:13 PM Pirate: i am correct
2:51:35 PM insect187: no way
2:51:42 PM insect187: why would i do a horribly immoral thing like that?
2:52:01 PM Pirate: you are jealous of my SN, and want it for yourself
2:52:15 PM insect187: OK OK, YOU GOT ME!
2:52:23 PM insect187: damn, you sure know how to read minds well
2:52:34 PM Pirate: you are not the first to try
2:52:46 PM Pirate: what did the folks at aol uk say when you called them
2:52:58 PM insect187: they said they couldn't reset your account
2:53:02 PM insect187: i yelled at them
2:53:06 PM insect187: because i have all your info
2:53:17 PM Pirate: do you? please tell me my info
2:53:44 PM insect187: i IMed you yesterday
2:53:51 PM insect187: on the sn DCarter489
2:53:55 PM insect187: and said your full name
2:54:37 PM Pirate: no, i didnt
2:54:46 PM Pirate: you asked, Matthew? and I asked, dad?
2:54:50 PM Pirate: that was it
2:54:56 PM insect187: i know where you live
2:54:59 PM insect187: and your phone number
2:55:04 PM Pirate: tell me
2:55:07 PM insect187: why?
2:55:15 PM Pirate: so i can tell if you are correct
2:55:23 PM Pirate: be quite the feat to get my number and address
2:55:58 PM insect187: i am scared to tell you
2:56:05 PM insect187: you will try to get me in trouble with the FBI
2:56:06 PM insect187: rofl
2:56:21 PM Pirate: if this is a uk account, why would the fbi care?
2:57:42 PM Pirate: good question, isn't it?
2:57:57 PM Pirate: plus, i doubt seriously have either of those pieces of information
2:58:18 PM insect187: ok
2:58:28 PM Pirate: ok what?
2:59:55 PM Pirate: come on, is that it?
3:00:14 PM insect187: dude just give me your password
3:00:19 PM Pirate: lol
3:00:35 PM Pirate: here it is: yourm0msucksc0x
3:00:44 PM insect187: you are lying you homosexual
3:00:49 PM insect187: give me the REAL THING!
3:01:00 PM Pirate: now why would i do that?
3:01:16 PM insect187: come on i love that sn
3:01:25 PM Pirate: have you read my blog?

Out of Jail

2008-12-03T19:01:00.001-05:00

6:57:10 PM xod42: I don't get it. You are logged off for months, then all of a sudden you are on all the time.....
6:57:25 PM Pirate: i was in jail
6:57:36 PM xod42: Oh, bummer dude.
6:59:01 PM xod42: Are you out or b'tween stretches?
6:59:14 PM Pirate: out
6:59:22 PM xod42: Good for you.
6:59:41 PM xod42: Hope it wasn't anything awful.
6:59:52 PM xod42: the time or the crime.

Really? All day, you say...

2008-11-16T18:07:00.003-05:00

5:31:47 PM csyliz245: hey remember me
5:31:53 PM csyliz245:
5:32:02 PM csyliz245: 56
5:33:34 PM csyliz245: o answer me
5:33:45 PM csyliz245: now
5:35:27 PM csyliz245: pirate now
5:35:30 PM csyliz245: now
5:35:30 PM csyliz245: now
5:35:32 PM csyliz245: now
5:35:34 PM csyliz245: mn
5:35:34 PM csyliz245: dkjf's
5:35:40 PM csyliz245: q
5:35:41 PM csyliz245: q
5:35:45 PM csyliz245: q
5:35:46 PM csyliz245: q
5:35:54 PM csyliz245: heynhheyeyehfdjhlskgbyvkdlvsa;
5:35:55 PM csyliz245: jhfkg
5:35:56 PM csyliz245: fdjhdsu;r
5:35:58 PM csyliz245: kfjs
5:36:24 PM csyliz245: g
5:36:25 PM csyliz245: g
5:36:26 PM csyliz245: g
5:36:27 PM csyliz245: g
5:36:28 PM csyliz245: g
5:36:32 PM csyliz245: ghdhdfhgf
5:36:33 PM csyliz245: hfugh'
5:36:35 PM csyliz245: gbjdfg;h
5:36:36 PM csyliz245: fghg'fui
5:36:46 PM csyliz245: ghfuep
5:36:47 PM csyliz245: dfhg
5:36:48 PM csyliz245: hfvbfdhlbg
5:36:49 PM csyliz245: fhbglf
5:36:51 PM csyliz245: bhfvfsdl
5:36:52 PM csyliz245: FGSDHYGF
5:36:53 PM csyliz245: FVBG
5:36:54 PM csyliz245: BGVSFB
5:37:01 PM csyliz245: U GOIN ANSWER ME Y ET
5:37:11 PM csyliz245: CAUSE I CAN GO ON ALL DAY
5:37:31 PM csyliz245: ok
5:37:33 PM csyliz245: hg
5:37:34 PM csyliz245: hg
5:37:36 PM csyliz245: hg
5:37:37 PM csyliz245: gh
5:37:39 PM csyliz245: gh
5:37:40 PM csyliz245: gh
5:37:42 PM csyliz245: hg
5:37:43 PM csyliz245: hg
5:37:44 PM csyliz245: hg
6:05:36 PM Pirate: what? and no, i dont remember you

Note: All day for that person lasted just over 30 seconds according to the timestamp.

Party on!

2008-11-07T11:59:00.001-05:00

11:40:51 AM party: eric i found a new exploit..
11:51:56 AM Pirate: really?
11:52:24 AM party: Wait a minute, this isnt eric
11:52:31 AM party: who are you..
11:52:42 AM Pirate: i am Pirate
11:52:56 AM party: how did you end up with eric's sn
11:53:26 AM party: Do you work for opssec?
11:53:35 AM Pirate: what is opssec?
11:53:46 AM party: ok guess not.
11:53:52 AM party: do you know eric ?
11:54:01 AM Pirate: i know a few eric's
11:54:15 AM party: eric with alot of screen names?
11:55:03 AM Pirate: why would anyone have more than one screen name?

Not that kind of Pirate

2008-10-27T20:36:00.002-04:00

8:18:40 PM srsnig: :)
8:30:36 PM Pirate: what?
8:30:46 PM srsnig: Argh.
8:31:47 PM Pirate: what do you want?
8:32:51 PM srsnig: Pass:2691-6EA1BEF4
8:33:18 PM Pirate: what should i do with that password? i dont know the username or the application it goes to
8:33:24 PM srsnig: nvm
8:33:26 PM srsnig: :[
8:33:40 PM Pirate: you, sir, are very confused
8:33:48 PM srsnig: i know.
8:33:53 PM srsnig: You're Tosi?
8:33:59 PM Pirate: i am Pirate
8:34:04 PM srsnig: Oh.
8:34:12 PM srsnig: Do you pirate?
8:34:23 PM Pirate: i pillage and plunder the seven seas
8:34:35 PM srsnig: lulz, kids.
8:34:45 PM Pirate: lulz? LOL
8:34:52 PM srsnig: L O L
8:34:53 PM Pirate: you are so internet savvy
8:34:53 PM srsnig: : P
8:35:00 PM Pirate: i bet you have cat pics also
8:35:09 PM srsnig: Pardon my French, but you my dear AIMer...
8:35:13 PM srsnig: You love me and I know it.
8:35:32 PM Pirate: uh yah, i love random IM's

I block him, and he comes back with the SN of modify:
8:40:34 PM modify: Dude. I love the last one. Cossack.
8:40:54 PM Pirate: nice of you to give me all your SN's
8:41:10 PM modify: Its k, i have 1000+ leets lol.
8:41:18 PM Pirate: 1000+ eh?
8:41:21 PM modify: And why are you so mean?
8:41:24 PM modify: Ily :[
8:41:45 PM Pirate: because of tards like you

WTF is up?

2008-10-22T20:29:00.003-04:00

8:21:27 PM wtfisup112: u selling the goods?
8:21:41 PM Pirate: are you a complete moron?
8:21:49 PM wtfisup112: i heard u had the goods
8:22:00 PM Pirate: i heard you were a moron
8:22:22 PM wtfisup112: wait
8:22:28 PM wtfisup112: i ddint park my car here
8:22:31 PM wtfisup112: *didnt
8:23:16 PM Pirate: like you are old enough to drive
8:23:51 PM wtfisup112: yeah
8:24:14 PM Pirate: that is a very ambiguous and non-committal answer
8:25:11 PM wtfisup112: i am
8:25:17 PM Pirate: are you having a hard time keeping up?
8:25:21 PM Pirate: should i use smaller words?
8:25:21 PM wtfisup112: sry
8:25:23 PM wtfisup112: on the phone
8:25:26 PM wtfisup112: tryibg to get goods
8:25:32 PM wtfisup112: since u dont have them
8:25:42 PM Pirate: and you are still a moron
8:26:20 PM wtfisup112: u got the goods then?
8:26:40 PM Pirate: pardon me, but i have no idea what the goods are
8:26:43 PM Pirate: ..moron
8:26:48 PM wtfisup112: u know
8:26:52 PM wtfisup112: "the goods"
8:27:06 PM Pirate: yah i dont

Omg no! not rape!

2008-08-28T19:36:00.000-04:00

7:25:53 PM birdy10417: hey
7:26:53 PM birdy10417: ?
7:28:21 PM Pirate: hey
7:28:29 PM birdy10417: wuts up
7:28:41 PM Pirate: i am talking to your mom on the phone
7:28:54 PM birdy10417: haha no ur not
7:29:00 PM Pirate: how do you know?
7:29:12 PM birdy10417: because shes in the room with me lol
7:29:26 PM Pirate: oh not your adopted mom, your *real* mom
7:29:44 PM birdy10417: yea my real mom is here with me im not adopted
7:29:54 PM Pirate: and how can you be so sure of that?
7:30:07 PM birdy10417: because i kno im not
7:30:15 PM Pirate: then why are you IM'ing me?
7:30:32 PM birdy10417: because im bored and ur fun to talk to
7:30:54 PM Pirate: i think you are a stalker trying to get into my pants
7:30:59 PM Pirate: pedophile!
7:31:18 PM birdy10417: oh yea totally god i have a bf and i dont kno u
7:31:37 PM Pirate: and i dont know who you are, which makes you a stalker... i dont even have you on my buddy list
7:31:41 PM Pirate: stop sexing me up
7:31:54 PM birdy10417: lol im not im sorry i need someone to talk to
7:32:07 PM Pirate: Rape!!! i am not cybersexing you!!
7:32:24 PM Pirate: stop it
7:32:26 PM Pirate: rape!
7:32:28 PM Pirate: rape!
7:32:32 PM birdy10417: im not asking u too jeeze in case u forgot i have a boyfriend
7:32:39 PM Pirate: rap!
7:32:43 PM Pirate: wrap!
7:32:59 PM birdy10417: so therefore i dont need u im just trynig to talk to u
7:33:06 PM Pirate: omg, i dont want to have sex with you and your boyfriend!!
7:33:20 PM birdy10417: i dont want u too jeeze
7:33:25 PM birdy10417: i just want to talk to someone
7:33:26 PM Pirate: no i dont want to!
7:33:45 PM Pirate: how icky is that.. you are stalking me.. trying to know me so you can rape me
7:33:56 PM birdy10417: im a girl im not gunna rape u
7:34:00 PM birdy10417: thats wut guys do
7:34:13 PM Pirate: girls have been convicted of rape, you idiot!

Tags: im, chat, idiots, stalking, stalker

why are you on Brian's SN?

2008-07-30T22:35:00.000-04:00

10:25:57 PM bryan887katey: dude u got rly long hair..
10:26:30 PM Pirate: and how would you know i am a dude or if i had long hair?
10:26:52 PM bryan887katey: umm i saw you at the fair and im in your grade
10:27:13 PM Pirate: hmm, that would mean you assume i live near you and that i am even in school
10:27:36 PM bryan887katey: nope..and i believe you get homeschooled now?
10:27:58 PM Pirate: what makes you think i am in school at all?
10:28:23 PM bryan887katey: hmm..i guess not sure...i thought u knew who i was..
10:28:37 PM Pirate: are you famous?
10:28:43 PM bryan887katey: is this brian
10:28:56 PM Pirate: what if it was?
10:29:09 PM bryan887katey: could be someone else
10:29:35 PM Pirate: i would say the likelihood of me being the person you think i am is very unlikely
10:29:56 PM bryan887katey: id have to say ur right.
10:30:02 PM Pirate: your*
10:30:09 PM Pirate: you're
10:30:13 PM bryan887katey: I'd
10:31:07 PM Pirate: tell bryan to stop giving out this name to all his ho's
10:31:09 PM Pirate: it is annoying
10:31:29 PM bryan887katey: u can even spel his name right and you are correcting me
10:31:46 PM bryan887katey: and he didnt give me it
10:31:51 PM Pirate: i am not the retard IM'ing people i dont know
10:32:10 PM bryan887katey: im not the loser messing around on other ppls s/ns
10:32:22 PM Pirate: i have not messed around with your SN
10:32:29 PM bryan887katey: no brians
10:32:39 PM Pirate: uh hello? my sn is Pirate
10:32:48 PM Pirate: and it has been for a very long time
10:33:04 PM bryan887katey: idk i thought i talked to brian on this one before
10:33:08 PM bryan887katey: maybe his other s/n idr
10:33:22 PM Pirate: his other... yah like i loaned this one out to him

Tags: im, chat, idiots, brian, long hair, fair, pirate

Silly lil girl

2008-07-30T13:40:00.000-04:00

1:27:41 PM lilcasford22: who is this
1:27:43 PM lilcasford22: ?????????
1:27:56 PM Pirate: you should know, you are im'ing me
1:28:19 PM lilcasford22: wat ever then
1:28:27 PM lilcasford22: u have myspace
1:28:37 PM Pirate: if you dont know, it would be prudent to delete me from your buddy list
1:29:21 PM lilcasford22: ummmmmmmmmmmmm nooooo i dont want 2.... unless ur like a rapist or somethin
1:29:31 PM Pirate: you dont know what i am
1:29:45 PM lilcasford22: ur a girl or a boy
1:29:46 PM Pirate: i could be your neighbor for all you know
1:30:09 PM lilcasford22: were do u live
1:30:12 PM lilcasford22: ????????????
1:30:31 PM lilcasford22: i will leve u a lone if u say somethin
1:30:47 PM Pirate: meh
1:31:15 PM lilcasford22: no i ment like if u ansewer a fewqustions
1:31:20 PM lilcasford22: few
1:32:04 PM Pirate: your grammar and spelling is horrendous
1:32:21 PM lilcasford22: o well
1:32:45 PM Pirate: yep, apparently you are the one desperate for friends and are randomly im'ing people on the internet
1:32:53 PM Pirate: i have friends
1:33:18 PM lilcasford22: well i do 2 probble more then u
1:33:43 PM Pirate: spelling!
1:33:54 PM lilcasford22: sooooo
1:33:57 PM lilcasford22: wat the fook (note: edited)
1:34:10 PM Pirate: ooh and cursing now... does that make you feel all grown up?
1:34:36 PM lilcasford22: well i am 18 so i can alll i fookin want (note: edited)
1:35:03 PM Pirate: you are so not 18... that pic of you on your aim profile looks like you are 12 or 13
1:35:28 PM lilcasford22: noooo i am rilly 14
1:35:33 PM lilcasford22: ok
1:35:35 PM lilcasford22: grrrrrrrrr
1:35:36 PM Pirate: you are such a liar
1:35:42 PM lilcasford22: nooo i am not
1:35:49 PM Pirate: you are.. you just lied about being 18
1:35:57 PM lilcasford22: soooo
1:36:00 PM Pirate: liar!
1:36:24 PM lilcasford22: wat the fook that is soooo gay (note: edited)
1:36:38 PM Pirate: cursing again...
1:36:45 PM Pirate: so immature
1:37:06 PM lilcasford22: go die in helll
1:37:13 PM lilcasford22: unless i know u

Tags: im, chat, idiots, hell, die, pirate, gay, cursing

Dylan Breann

2008-07-29T11:19:00.000-04:00

11:14:44 AM dylanbreann96: hey wta sup
11:45:42 AM Pirate: what?
11:45:51 AM dylanbreann96: wats up?
11:46:12 AM Pirate: your mom is up
11:46:27 AM dylanbreann96: haha no the sky is
11:48:00 AM dylanbreann96: duh everone nows thats silly
11:48:41 AM dylanbreann96: WAT.... BURN.... FIRE N' YOUR HOLE!
12:17:40 PM dylanbreann96: OOO do you got a comment now/.
12:19:15 PM dylanbreann96: JERK.. YOUR NOT EVEN A PIRTAE YOUR PROBABLY A WANNABE PIRATE... A QUESS WAT IM A SALIOR WE BOTH GOT OUR DREAMS YOU FAG.
1:02:12 PM Pirate: um, i stepped away from the computer.. and you kept talking
1:46:11 PM Pirate: you are only 12 years old

And then a day later...

9:40:06 AM dylanbreann96: how do you no im 12
9:41:16 AM dylanbreann96: ok thats really creepy. do you have mmyspace
10:26:36 AM dylanbreann96: UR A CREEP>|

11:12:19 AM Pirate: i know you are 12, because i can subtract 2008 from 1996
11:12:44 AM dylanbreann96: are you a stalker. do you no where i live
11:13:18 AM Pirate: you must not remember this... you have IM'd me every time and started this. in that case, you would be the stalker... i.e. you are stalking me
11:13:45 AM dylanbreann96: no im not but do yoyu no were i live?
11:14:11 AM Pirate: i have all the logs... you are stalking me. I dont even have you on my buddy list
11:14:30 AM dylanbreann96: y?
11:14:51 AM Pirate: because i dont know you nor have i added you to my list (and i wont)
11:15:25 AM dylanbreann96: fine the
11:15:38 AM Pirate: so... stop stalking me
11:15:46 AM dylanbreann96: we

Tags: im, chat, idiots, stalker, pirate, annoying

The Cossack Pirate

2008-07-23T15:40:00.000-04:00

3:29:54 PM thecossackpirate: lol
3:30:06 PM Pirate: hello cossack
3:30:14 PM thecossackpirate: we're both pirates eh?
3:30:49 PM thecossackpirate: thats funny how you got the s/n haha
3:30:58 PM Pirate: um, i typed it in
3:31:10 PM thecossackpirate: ya but you would have thought it was taken
3:31:30 PM Pirate: it depends on how long ago you assume i received it
3:31:41 PM thecossackpirate: o
3:31:48 PM thecossackpirate: dude um
3:31:54 PM thecossackpirate: gimme steves number and stuff
3:32:03 PM thecossackpirate: Tom wants me to come over today
3:32:15 PM thecossackpirate: i wanna call em
3:32:22 PM thecossackpirate: cause if i dont go then we'll do something
3:32:35 PM Pirate: i am pretty sure, that we dont know the same steve and tom... since i have no idea who you are
3:33:37 PM thecossackpirate: ok im confused
3:34:00 PM Pirate: who do you think i am?
3:34:07 PM thecossackpirate: I thought you were my friend Pat
3:34:18 PM Pirate: you must not talk to your friend pat very much
3:34:19 PM thecossackpirate: Who told me to add you lol
3:35:01 PM thecossackpirate: So who are you then?
3:36:01 PM thecossackpirate: nvm i was confused sorry to bother you haha

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, cossack, screen name

Latte chik

2008-07-21T19:28:00.000-04:00

7:18:13 PM lattechikxo: hey
7:18:24 PM lattechikxo: i said hey
7:18:31 PM lattechikxo: take that biotch
7:18:38 PM lattechikxo: eat it
7:18:48 PM lattechikxo: EAT IT
7:22:09 PM Pirate: eat what?
7:22:14 PM lattechikxo: eat IT
7:22:24 PM Pirate: information technology?
7:22:26 PM lattechikxo: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
7:22:36 PM Pirate: national organization of women?
7:22:44 PM lattechikxo: do u kno PROSOCCER10101
7:22:49 PM Pirate: no
7:23:19 PM lattechikxo: have u talked to PROSOCCER10101
7:23:24 PM Pirate: no
7:23:34 PM lattechikxo: im her friend
7:23:40 PM lattechikxo: take that biotch
7:23:46 PM Pirate: take what?
7:23:58 PM lattechikxo: ur so stupid u biotch
7:24:14 PM Pirate: that is a pronoun, which normally refers to a noun
7:24:26 PM Pirate: the way you have used it there, you assume i know what the noun is you are referring to
7:24:27 PM Pirate: i do not
7:24:33 PM lattechikxo: ur such a nerd
7:24:45 PM Pirate: then why do you talk to me?
7:24:53 PM lattechikxo: its fun
7:24:59 PM Pirate: mommy and daddy dont want to talk to you?
7:25:03 PM Pirate: so you talk to me ?
7:25:09 PM lattechikxo: sing the alphabet
7:25:35 PM lattechikxo: hello
7:25:50 PM lattechikxo: u suck
7:26:07 PM lattechikxo: mommy and daddy r embarrasing

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, mommy, daddy

Boat people suck..

2008-06-26T08:39:00.000-04:00

8:07:31 AM boatdoctor68: hey good morning
8:09:27 AM boatdoctor68: I'm on lake russel hartwell and suscecsion.
8:09:34 AM Pirate: so?
8:09:52 AM boatdoctor68: where do you hang out at
8:10:01 AM Pirate: Earth
8:10:16 AM boatdoctor68: are you into boating
8:10:55 AM Pirate: are you just randomly IM'ing people?
8:11:39 AM boatdoctor68: no I thought you was someone else that I meet on murry
8:12:18 AM boatdoctor68: we are starting a real club for boating
8:12:34 AM Pirate: you do realize i could be in china for all you know
8:13:12 AM boatdoctor68: that's why i'm talking to you to find out
8:13:53 AM boatdoctor68: you could be a snot noze little brat
8:14:30 AM Pirate: i could be, but i can spell nose correctly also
8:15:17 AM boatdoctor68: ok so your a want to be pirate
8:16:01 AM Pirate: you can think or believe whatever you like. i think it is funny you are trying to pick a fight with me now

Tags: im, chat, idiots, boat, doctor, boating club, pirate

Been a long time since I was accused of being a robot..

2008-06-23T14:37:00.000-04:00

2:17:31 PM babygurl17855: pirate
2:21:28 PM Pirate: babygurl
2:24:12 PM babygurl17855: are you a robot
2:24:23 PM Pirate: are you?
2:26:34 PM Pirate: i assume from you not answering you have determined that you are not a robot, and therefore neither am i
2:27:15 PM babygurl17855: wow!
2:27:22 PM babygurl17855: nope i am not
2:27:36 PM Pirate: see, i was correct
2:27:41 PM babygurl17855: yesye
2:27:43 PM babygurl17855: *yesyes
2:27:54 PM babygurl17855: but i assumed by your right to the point screenname that you were
2:28:32 PM Pirate: is that because in your little world you can't fathom that someone might actually have been using AIM long enough to have a screen name such as mine?
2:29:07 PM babygurl17855: that is correct
2:29:29 PM Pirate: then consider your little world expanded

Tags: im, chat, idiots, baby girl, pirate, robot, AIM, screen name

Do people really play Starcraft anymore?

2008-06-17T22:40:00.000-04:00

10:33:30 PM jo19se: Hey you played on bnet didn tu?
10:33:39 PM Pirate: yes
10:34:00 PM jo19se: wouldnt happen to have a xtra key hangin around would ya i just reinstalled sc and mines voided for some reason :[
10:34:15 PM Pirate: what does sc and voided mean?
10:34:36 PM jo19se: Starcraft* and my cd key was basically banned
10:34:45 PM Pirate: ah so you were cheating
10:34:48 PM jo19se: No
10:34:52 PM jo19se: someone else was using my cd key
10:34:54 PM jo19se: spamming not cheating
10:35:28 PM Pirate: "your" cdkey, just like you are asking me for an extra one now
10:36:01 PM jo19se: Yeah my nephew used it but, I was asking for a favor not an interogation
10:36:10 PM jo19se: So nevermind man Ill figure something out
10:36:16 PM Pirate: there are two r's in interrogation
10:36:29 PM jo19se: As if I give a flying f00k man your so rude. (NOTE: edited for content)
10:36:42 PM Pirate: why not just use aol search for finding a new key

Tags: im, chat, idiots, starcraft, battlenet, bnet, key

where for art thou, antonio?

2008-06-02T21:27:00.000-04:00

9:20:55 PM chicleandchicle: hey, would it be ok if i came into town tommorow instead of fri.?
9:21:28 PM Pirate: sure
9:21:37 PM Pirate: but only if you wear that skirt i like, and the sexy heels
9:21:42 PM chicleandchicle: okay, fallon said shell ge
9:21:48 PM chicleandchicle: she will get me
9:21:56 PM chicleandchicle: haha, what skirt, i have no heels
9:22:10 PM chicleandchicle: ill wear nothin
9:22:33 PM Pirate: even better.. make sure you are all whored up with the makeup
9:23:05 PM chicleandchicle: word
9:23:23 PM Pirate: btw, who are you?
9:24:34 PM chicleandchicle: Antonio
9:25:00 PM Pirate: i have no idea who you are... and i think you have the wrong screen name
9:25:28 PM chicleandchicle: haha, i realized that a while ago

Tags: im, chat, idiots, antonio, heels, skirt, makeup

You can't be serious...

2008-05-28T20:11:00.000-04:00

6:48:51 PM jks9120: hey
6:49:05 PM jks9120: whats up
6:49:37 PM jks9120: r u a girl or a boy how old ru
6:49:53 PM jks9120: i ll wait kk
6:50:33 PM jks9120: waiting trying to be paitent
6:50:53 PM jks9120: lalalalalalaalla
6:56:45 PM jks9120: FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAFADALALALAALALLALALALLALALAL
6:57:00 PM jks9120: I M BOREED
6:57:16 PM jks9120: STILL WAITN
6:58:36 PM jks9120: KLHGJKYJUKYYJ
6:58:59 PM jks9120: NJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
6:59:13 PM jks9120: THAT WAS MY BROTHER
6:59:20 PM jks9120: NOT ME
7:00:26 PM jks9120: GFTVUYSGTYNMFH8UIELNJYSIKJHIJHNFUR,THTI54HGEBJU6ULUESYIUERKJHDTJHRIJIDKBRIJYDRKHFJDNFTRDYIUYHJTGOIROIJUIRUIRIU TJRIFIKEY98UI5URI8UTIRUTYH5TURHYEJUFEFF:'(
7:00:41 PM jks9120: THAT WASNT MEEE
7:29:45 PM jks9120: OMG UR SO ANNOYING
7:30:00 PM jks9120: GOT THAT NOW BYE
7:30:11 PM jks9120: MOTHER FRR

Tags: im, chat, idiots, patient, mother, pirate

Another Offer to Buy the Screen Name

2008-05-26T14:14:00.000-04:00

2:08:04 PM ness: hey
2:08:14 PM Pirate: ?
2:08:21 PM ness: who is this?
2:08:36 PM Pirate: no one you know, delete me off your buddy list
2:08:45 PM ness: did you crack this screenname?
2:09:18 PM Pirate: no
2:09:29 PM ness: i will buy it
2:09:42 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
2:10:50 PM ness: such a hacker
2:11:06 PM Pirate: Terre Haute, Indiana
2:11:12 PM Pirate: is close to you
2:11:18 PM ness: yah man
2:11:33 PM ness: i just saw this screenname on someones list
2:11:35 PM ness: this isnt my sn
2:11:42 PM ness: sorry for bothering you dude
2:11:44 PM ness: later
2:12:01 PM Pirate: doesnt matter if it is yours or not, i am posting this
2:12:05 PM ness: thats fine

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, ness, Terre Haute, Indiana, screen name

WTF?

2008-05-17T20:00:00.000-04:00

--- 5/17/2008 ---
PinheadCasualty (6:49 PM):
hello?

pirate (6:51 PM):
Wtf that is a crazy screenname

PinheadCasualty (6:51 PM):
Wicked fooking pissed, I hate neglectful parents, leave me alone to vent my anger and rage in my own ways. (edited for content)

PinheadCasualty (6:52 PM):
I know, but so is Pirate

pirate (6:52 PM):
I earned mine

PinheadCasualty (6:53 PM):
really, did ja dig up ol blackbeard fer it?

pirate (6:53 PM):
If you are going to speak to me, I require proper english

PinheadCasualty (6:54 PM):
Really, did you have to dig up Old Blackbeard in order to have the screenname you are using bestowed unto you?

pirate (6:55 PM):
No, I did not have to dig up Blackbeard or any other dead pirates

PinheadCasualty (6:55 PM):
Oh, then how did one earn his nickname?

pirate (6:56 PM):
I assume you have not my blog, since it is spelled out several times there

PinheadCasualty (6:56 PM):
'I assume you have not my blog'???
If you are going to speak to me, I require proper english

pirate (6:57 PM):
Read, and I am on phone after a bottle of very nice red wine from an upscale restaurant

PinheadCasualty (6:58 PM):
Oh ok I see PJ

pirate (6:58 PM):
Pj?

PinheadCasualty (6:58 PM):
im assuming

pirate (6:58 PM):
Assuming what?

PinheadCasualty (6:58 PM):
your name is PJ

pirate (6:59 PM):
My name is phil irate, which is how I got the name pirate. P. Irate

PinheadCasualty (7:00 PM):
is this pj anderson?

pirate (7:00 PM):
My name is Phil Irate

PinheadCasualty (7:01 PM):
hi pj

pirate (7:01 PM):
Wtf are you?

PinheadCasualty (7:02 PM):
a human

pirate (7:02 PM):
http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random is my blog and it is over a year old.

PinheadCasualty (7:02 PM):
just a dude on a computer

pirate (7:02 PM):
No kidding, and I am sure you know I am not a person named PJ

PinheadCasualty (7:03 PM):
did you im me or zimhasametalgear yesterday?

pirate (7:03 PM):
This is so going on my blog
I did nothing to message anyone

PinheadCasualty (7:04 PM):
and you talked to my sister and you told her yer name is pj and in college?

pirate (7:05 PM):
No, I did not. Someone is f'ing with you
I am famous on the Internet

PinheadCasualty (7:05 PM):
my sister wouldnt f with me

pirate (7:05 PM):
You sure? She f's everyone else :)

PinheadCasualty (7:06 PM):
dude shes 13 thats low

pirate (7:07 PM):
She is quite the f'er. And wtf is some 13 year old doing on the internet without adult supervision

pirate (7:08 PM):
Did you look at my blog? I think it is self-explanatory

PinheadCasualty (7:08 PM):
dude, thats real low and if yer gonna go that low I'm just gonna book outta here

pirate (7:09 PM):
LoL, you are an idiot. Pirate gets all sorts of messages. Someone is f'ing with you

pirate (7:11 PM):
We all done, did you finally go look at my blog?

PinheadCasualty (7:12 PM):
i dont care enough to dude

pirate (7:12 PM):
Good, if you don't care enough to look then leave me alone

PinheadCasualty (7:12 PM):
thats why id didnt answer back until you did

pirate (7:13 PM):
I hope your sis is kidnapped off the internet. ;)

Tags: im, chat, idiot, kidnapped, sister, college, pj anderson

Stop it!!

2008-05-13T15:54:00.000-04:00

3:25:26 PM marcanos17: wow is this
3:25:38 PM Pirate: wow?
3:26:10 PM marcanos17: yes who is this
3:26:28 PM Pirate: good grief, delete me off your buddy list.. you dont know me
3:27:01 PM marcanos17: u delete me
3:27:14 PM Pirate: lol, i dont have you
3:27:19 PM Pirate: you IM'd me retard
3:27:31 PM marcanos17: i deleted u
3:27:39 PM Pirate: fantastic, bye
3:27:51 PM marcanos17: stop messaging me bye
3:27:58 PM Pirate: no and by
3:28:01 PM Pirate: bye
3:28:10 PM marcanos17: stop messaging me bye
3:28:18 PM Pirate: no you stop
3:28:31 PM marcanos17: u keep messaging me
3:28:36 PM Pirate: no i dont
3:28:45 PM marcanos17: what u doing now
3:29:41 PM Pirate: did you say something? i had closed the window
3:30:09 PM marcanos17: STOP MESSAGING ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:30:20 PM Pirate: what did you say? I closed the window again
3:30:27 PM marcanos17: BYE
3:30:39 PM Pirate: you said that already, jesus leave me alone
3:31:00 PM marcanos17: fine then leave me alone
3:31:09 PM Pirate: i am trying, but you keep IM'ing me
3:31:36 PM marcanos17: becuase u keep im me i told u to stop bothering me
3:37:32 PM Pirate: huh, what did you say? i stepped away
3:38:00 PM marcanos17: I SIAD I DONT WANT U TO MESSAGE ME ANYMORE AND DELETE ME
3:38:23 PM Pirate: i keep closing the window, and you keep opening it by IM'ing me... stop
3:38:38 PM marcanos17: ok then stop
3:39:11 PM Pirate: you stop!! i have closed the window at least dozen times

Tags: im, chat, retard, stop it, window, message, delete me

unbelievable....

2008-05-13T15:22:00.000-04:00

3:07:53 PM cuddle1239: who is this
3:08:08 PM Pirate: <--pirate
3:08:15 PM cuddle1239: what?
3:08:19 PM cuddle1239: your real name
3:08:41 PM Pirate: like i would tell a complete stranger on the interweb my real name
3:08:59 PM cuddle1239: i will tell you mine
3:09:07 PM Pirate: feel free
3:09:09 PM cuddle1239: do you wanna get to noe me
3:09:11 PM cuddle1239: and are you
3:09:15 PM cuddle1239: a boy or girl
3:09:21 PM cuddle1239: and my name is carolyn
3:09:37 PM Pirate: carolyn, how did you find my name?
3:10:05 PM cuddle1239: i dont noe did you add me
3:11:11 PM cuddle1239: hello are you thee
3:11:27 PM Pirate: no, i didnt add you. you must have added me or typed my name in randomly
3:11:44 PM cuddle1239: probubly
3:11:51 PM cuddle1239: so are you a boy
3:11:56 PM cuddle1239: i am a gir
3:11:59 PM cuddle1239: l
3:12:03 PM Pirate: child, go play in the street and leave me alone
3:12:15 PM cuddle1239: you a teenager
3:12:24 PM Pirate: your grammar is terrible
3:12:32 PM cuddle1239: so what
3:12:43 PM cuddle1239: are you a girl or a boy
3:12:54 PM cuddle1239: i just asked you one question
3:13:02 PM Pirate: i dont see how my gender is any business of yours... it is not relevant to this conversation
3:13:16 PM cuddle1239: ok?
3:13:28 PM cuddle1239: i may e older then you
3:13:49 PM Pirate: what is a "may e"
3:13:56 PM cuddle1239: be
3:14:13 PM cuddle1239: i may be older then you
3:14:20 PM Pirate: doubtful
3:14:32 PM cuddle1239: how old are you then
3:14:43 PM cuddle1239: exactly
3:15:01 PM Pirate: if i wont tell you my name or gender, what makes you think i will tell you my age
3:15:38 PM cuddle1239: whateve
3:15:43 PM cuddle1239: whats your problem
3:15:51 PM cuddle1239: at least tell me what grade you in
3:16:14 PM Pirate: lol
3:17:09 PM cuddle1239: are you going to tell me what grade you in and lol
3:17:18 PM cuddle1239: who are you whats your name
3:17:25 PM cuddle1239: please just tel me
3:17:38 PM Pirate: so in your small world, only kids use aim? so therefore i must be "in a grade"
3:18:37 PM cuddle1239: what grade you in
3:18:43 PM cuddle1239: no need to be mean
3:19:08 PM Pirate: i am not getting through, what year was AIM released to the internets?
3:19:31 PM cuddle1239: i dont now
3:19:34 PM Pirate: 1997
3:19:47 PM cuddle1239: i just asked you what grade you in
3:19:56 PM Pirate: were you alive in 1997?
3:20:07 PM cuddle1239: no

Tags: im, chat, idiots, aim, carolyn, internets, interweb

Anything *salmon is a Bot-reflector

2008-05-10T22:14:00.000-04:00

9:51:46 PM womanizedsalmon: WomanizedSalmon
9:52:20 PM Pirate: >?
9:52:22 PM womanizedsalmon: BjauEihnaoVifhajnaIfnajfNiawidfhjaVanwdaAajnfjaNkjfnajnLeujafIfneEajnwdfaMfjaenhfaPejfbajT
9:52:26 PM Pirate: ?
9:52:51 PM womanizedsalmon: WomanizedSalmon
9:53:03 PM Pirate: >?
9:53:06 PM womanizedsalmon: I would like to buy your AIM SN. How much do you want for that?
9:53:27 PM Pirate: it is not for sale
9:53:37 PM womanizedsalmon: Name your price.
9:54:08 PM Pirate: why so you can scam it somehow?
9:54:27 PM womanizedsalmon: No, because your SN is awesome, and I want it very badly.
9:54:45 PM Pirate: how old are you?
9:55:33 PM womanizedsalmon: I am twenty-four.
9:56:06 PM Pirate: your buddy info says:
i liek chearleadin an maybe a bit moer...

9:56:15 PM Pirate: that doesnt sound like a 24 year old
9:56:16 PM womanizedsalmon: It's an inside joke.
9:56:16 PM Pirate: LOL
9:56:24 PM Pirate: sure it is
9:56:40 PM womanizedsalmon: No, you're right. I type like that, as you can see.
9:56:51 PM womanizedsalmon: Actually I'm a slutty 14 year old cheerleader. you've caught me.
9:57:24 PM Pirate: so where is a 14 year old going to get any kind of real money to pay for this name
9:57:51 PM womanizedsalmon: Do you have a dictionary on hand?
9:58:00 PM Pirate: www.dictionary.com
9:58:17 PM womanizedsalmon: Very good. Look up "sarcasm" for me, please. I've forgotten what it means.
9:58:53 PM Pirate: i will do that right after i post this conversation on my blog, http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
9:59:12 PM womanizedsalmon: Feel free. However, I still want to buy your screen name.
9:59:25 PM Pirate: i have turned down $10,00 for it before
10:00:04 PM womanizedsalmon: Why?
10:00:16 PM Pirate: because 10 grand is not enough obviously
10:00:41 PM womanizedsalmon: Obviously. How much do you want?
10:00:53 PM Pirate: a half million sounds about right
10:01:06 PM womanizedsalmon: You sure do like that screen name of yours.
10:01:20 PM Pirate: so do you, but i have it
10:02:21 PM womanizedsalmon: Google salmon aim bot.
10:02:42 PM Pirate: no
10:03:03 PM womanizedsalmon: You're using your screen name as a sort of social experiment. Is that right?
10:04:26 PM Pirate: no, i just post all the random IM's i get
10:06:35 PM Pirate: Baytown, Texas and Brattleboro, Vermont... which are you from?
10:07:24 PM womanizedsalmon: Brattleboro, Vermont. Come by for a visit any time you like!
10:07:45 PM Pirate: so the other person listening in on the bot must be from the other location
10:07:58 PM Pirate: you both hit the journal page one second apart
10:08:41 PM womanizedsalmon: How interesting.
10:08:54 PM Pirate: not really, it is common sense

Tags: im, chat, bot, salmon bot, pirate, idiots, baytown, brattleboro

Lame

2008-05-07T21:39:00.000-04:00

Lil Jon (7:19 PM):
ARGHHH

pirate (7:39 PM):
Where is Robin Hood?

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, robin hood, lil jon, rapper

Save your face!!

2008-04-24T08:18:00.000-04:00

4:30:55 PM fishface4495: HEYY
4:31:02 PM Pirate: what?
4:31:11 PM fishface4495: whats up?
4:31:19 PM Pirate: you smell something?
4:31:27 PM fishface4495: yea you
4:31:37 PM Pirate: i smell fish, and not a good fish
4:31:49 PM fishface4495: SAVE THE WHALES!
4:32:01 PM Pirate: whales are not fish, they are mammals
4:32:14 PM fishface4495: save them they are going extinct
4:32:27 PM Pirate: i wish you were extinct
4:32:39 PM fishface4495: me too unfortunatly suicide failed
4:33:06 PM fishface4495: SAVE THE TURTLES!
4:33:30 PM Pirate: do you want something specific? or are you just going to type random things into here
4:33:58 PM fishface4495: no i am serious i am a animal activist saving things is my life choosen career
4:34:28 PM Pirate: the animals are in trouble, since your spelling and grammar are not so hot
4:35:48 PM fishface4495: yea i don't care about my grammer or spelling i care about hte fact that people don't care about our enviroment. did you know that if every continent used as many resourses as america the world would be out of natural resourses in 10 years!
4:35:55 PM fishface4495: the**
4:36:15 PM Pirate: resources*
4:36:26 PM fishface4495: yea sorry my bad
4:36:44 PM fishface4495: RECYCLE!
4:38:05 PM fishface4495: what would you do if someone just came up to you and started testing make-up and hair care supplies on you?
4:38:35 PM Pirate: i would move to NJ
4:38:54 PM fishface4495: NJ is just as bad as any other part of the world
4:38:59 PM Pirate: it is a chemical swamp already
4:39:57 PM fishface4495: i no which means everyone in NJ is breathing up chemicals that are slowly eating away at their brains and they all one day die of chemical poisoning
4:40:13 PM Pirate: hmm, and i bet you live in ledgewood, nj
4:40:54 PM fishface4495: hmmmm i bet your wrong i live on the road in a camper taking the world one street at a time
4:41:00 PM Pirate: you started IM'ing me just after someone from ledgewood looked at my blog
4:41:09 PM fishface4495: and?
4:41:28 PM Pirate: i dont think it is a coincidence
4:41:41 PM fishface4495: and? you are making no sence
4:42:00 PM Pirate: you must not know the word, coincidence
4:42:10 PM Pirate: meaning... i think you looked at my blog and IM'd me afterward

(editor's note: someone from ledgewood, nj looked at the blog 4 more times after this conversation yesterday)

Tags: im, chat, idiots, recycle, ledgewood nj, fishface

Frechman talking

2008-04-22T13:58:00.000-04:00

1:29:23 PM pitinho1221:
1:31:52 PM pitinho1221:
1:38:08 PM Pirate: ?
1:40:28 PM pitinho1221: bonjour
1:41:39 PM Pirate: what do you want?
1:41:50 PM pitinho1221: do you speak french ?
1:42:02 PM Pirate: no, why would I?
1:44:18 PM pitinho1221: Desolate I do not speak English
1:44:32 PM Pirate: just like i dont speak french
1:48:25 PM pitinho1221: moi je parle français
1:49:30 PM Pirate: how do you say capitulation in french?
1:50:06 PM pitinho1221: casse-toi
1:50:24 PM Pirate: that seems to short to be correct
1:51:02 PM pitinho1221: d'ou tu sors toi je t'ai rien demandé
1:52:01 PM Pirate: does your mom still have that donkey rack in her bedroom?
1:52:44 PM pitinho1221: va te faire foutre dans les grandes largeurs
1:53:14 PM pitinho1221: barre toi je t'ai rien demandé ou cause moi francais
1:53:49 PM Pirate: can you show me how to let the germans invade?
1:54:28 PM pitinho1221: tu sais ce kil te fais le singe dans le lit?
1:54:37 PM pitinho1221: va t'en
1:54:55 PM pitinho1221: barre toi
1:55:12 PM pitinho1221: MERDE
1:55:59 PM pitinho1221: tu veux discuter police ou tu veux un dessin?
1:56:16 PM Pirate: i know the word police...
1:56:34 PM pitinho1221: yes
1:56:37 PM pitinho1221: alors
1:56:46 PM Pirate: cops robbers and hookers
1:57:19 PM pitinho1221: fook you bye (note: edited)

Tags: im, chat, idiots, frenchmen, police, english, french

Your mom does porn

2008-04-16T13:22:00.000-04:00

12:30:52 PM austinwhite15: hey pirate
12:31:10 PM Pirate: yes?
12:31:17 PM austinwhite15: have you seen the movie 21
12:31:35 PM Pirate: is that the porno your mom did?
12:31:51 PM austinwhite15: no she was in the otherone
12:32:06 PM austinwhite15: cant remeber the name
12:32:26 PM Pirate: excessive penetration milf's doing crack
12:32:29 PM Pirate: was the name i think
12:32:36 PM austinwhite15: yea thats the one
12:32:49 PM Pirate: she was horrid in that
12:32:59 PM austinwhite15: it wasnt her best film
12:33:20 PM Pirate: the one where she was snorting coke off the dead girl was her best
12:33:40 PM austinwhite15: yea that did get me laughing

Tags: im, chat, mom, porn, idiots, pirate, coke, crack, dead girl

Art bribes?

2008-04-12T14:48:00.000-04:00

2:02:32 PM slzero1: hey, Uni, are you taking any art bribes at the moment?
2:42:32 PM Pirate: art bribes?
2:42:42 PM slzero1: Yes?
2:43:05 PM Pirate: i have no idea what an art bribe is
2:43:11 PM slzero1: o____o
2:43:14 PM slzero1: My bad.
2:43:25 PM Pirate: nor do i know who Uni is
2:43:25 PM slzero1: ^^;;
2:43:43 PM slzero1: Sorry.
2:44:22 PM slzero1: A different question then; Are you on Gaia Online? ^^;
2:44:35 PM Pirate: i assume no, since i dont know what that is
2:44:48 PM slzero1: Alright then.
2:46:57 PM Pirate: good enough

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, gaia online, art bribe

I don't care

2008-04-03T21:52:00.000-04:00

9:40:51 PM flamestoashess: hi
9:40:57 PM flamestoashess: oh god
9:40:59 PM flamestoashess: finally
9:41:02 PM Pirate: what?
9:41:02 PM flamestoashess: your online
9:43:00 PM Pirate: and?
9:45:03 PM Pirate: weak
9:46:00 PM flamestoashess: im still here
9:46:03 PM flamestoashess: just invisible
9:46:11 PM Pirate: and?
9:46:20 PM flamestoashess: why am i weak?
9:46:30 PM Pirate: because you IM me and you have nothing to say
9:46:36 PM flamestoashess: i do
9:46:40 PM flamestoashess: you just dont seem intrested
9:47:04 PM Pirate: i am not interested in what you have to say, because i am sure it wont be anything i care about
9:48:10 PM flamestoashess: no you wont
9:48:26 PM flamestoashess: i just figured maybe id find one of those caring random internet people
9:48:30 PM flamestoashess: i guess not
9:48:42 PM Pirate: yah good luck with finding who cares
9:49:07 PM flamestoashess: why are you such a jerk
9:49:26 PM Pirate: because you are an idiot for thinking a random person would give a crap about you
9:50:09 PM flamestoashess: wow.
9:52:02 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
9:52:05 PM Pirate: posted there
9:52:34 PM flamestoashess: thats great
9:52:41 PM Pirate: you are welcome
9:53:00 PM Pirate: and you live in covert, michigan
9:53:09 PM flamestoashess: no.
9:53:11 PM flamestoashess: i dont
9:53:16 PM Pirate: yes, you do.. or near there
9:53:25 PM flamestoashess: how the hell would you know?
9:53:33 PM Pirate: since that is where your IP is .. i can see it from when you looked at the site i sent you
9:54:20 PM flamestoashess: no. im on vacation
9:54:21 PM flamestoashess: sorry
9:54:29 PM Pirate: so as a lesson, dont im random folks and look at links they send you
9:54:31 PM Pirate: nice try
9:54:37 PM Pirate: but i really dont care if you are there or not
9:55:11 PM flamestoashess: no really im in a lake house next to lake michigan
9:55:16 PM flamestoashess: where f00king covert is (note: edited)
9:55:21 PM Pirate: child, i really dont care
9:55:32 PM Pirate: your protestations just make me sure i am right
9:56:07 PM flamestoashess: your ignorance makes me sure your just as big a dumbass as you seem
9:56:36 PM Pirate: well my ignorance is greater than yours, since i knew how to get your location by you looking at my website
9:56:42 PM Pirate: remember you had to ask me how i did it
9:57:40 PM flamestoashess: so because you can f00king look up an IP that makes you a genius (note: edited)
9:57:55 PM Pirate: i am not the one looking for random people to IM now am i?
9:58:25 PM flamestoashess: i was bored.
9:58:38 PM flamestoashess: some people arent asses like you
9:58:39 PM Pirate: next time you are bored go lay in the street
9:58:59 PM flamestoashess: im sure itd be better than talking with you
9:59:12 PM Pirate: it would make you more entertaining that is for sure

Tags: im, chat, weak, idiot, pirate, random person, covert michigan

Mom?

2008-03-31T13:51:00.000-04:00

1:45:13 PM mdamedenise: coucou
1:45:23 PM Pirate: cachoo
1:45:40 PM mdamedenise: vous ne venez pas?
1:45:52 PM Pirate: english only please
1:47:13 PM mdamedenise: tu n'est pas mon gendre?
1:47:21 PM Pirate: english!!
1:48:06 PM mdamedenise: you are my son?
1:48:35 PM Pirate: LOL, no.. should i be?
1:49:20 PM mdamedenise: lol i'm sorry good by

Tags: im, chat, pirate, french, english, son

Threatened with hatred (while answering from my mobile phone)

2008-03-20T21:47:00.000-04:00

dEeNeR 3 7 3 7 (6:50 PM):
u have absolutely no life... haha posting convos on the internet? haha loser thats pathetic

pirate (6:52 PM):
LoL, like you have nothing better to do than message me

dEeNeR 3 7 3 7 (6:53 PM):
noo im talkingg to likee 8 peoplee and theyy allllll told mee too IM u
i cann probb gett all of Americaa to hatee u

pirate (6:59 PM):
That would be great, I would enjoy that. I accept your offer to do that work for me

dEeNeR 3 7 3 7 (7:00 PM):
lhaha i could barely lift a fingerr doing itt
i knoww some pretty cool peoplee who could spreadd somethingg within seconddss

pirate (7:02 PM):
Do it then, and stop bragging about it

dEeNeR 3 7 3 7 (7:03 PM):
yeah like im gunna listenn to an oldd fartt likee u

pirate (7:03 PM):
Yah, I didn't think you had any pull

dEeNeR 3 7 3 7 (7:04 PM):
u know whatt?? im startingg noww

pirate (7:04 PM):
Good, I can't wait

dEeNeR 3 7 3 7 (7:05 PM):
pshh yeah i bet u cant. ur self esteem must be really low

pirate (7:05 PM):
Still all talk and no action on your part

dEeNeR 3 7 3 7 (7:06 PM):
oo im doingg a lott.
u dont eveennnn know
bee afraid

pirate (7:06 PM):
You are right, I don't know. Because you are not doing anything LOL

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, hate, afraid

Hi Mike!

2008-03-20T11:35:00.000-04:00

11:28:40 AM frenchxcutie: hi mike
11:28:57 AM Pirate: hello there, amanda
11:29:33 AM frenchxcutie: i 4got whts 4 hmwk
11:29:47 AM Pirate: i cant read that
11:30:10 AM frenchxcutie: i forgot whats for homework'
11:30:19 AM Pirate: oh, for which class?
11:30:38 AM frenchxcutie: english
11:31:13 AM Pirate: i think it was all of chapter 12 and 18, plus you had to write a short story of erotica
11:31:29 AM frenchxcutie: no
11:31:41 AM frenchxcutie: it was in the notebook
11:31:54 AM frenchxcutie: but i dont know which page
11:32:12 AM Pirate: i poured gasoline on my notebook, and used it to burn down my house last night
11:32:17 AM Pirate: so i dont have the notebook or a home anymore
11:32:40 AM frenchxcutie: r u really mike
11:32:59 AM Pirate: obviously not, you told me your name the last time you accidentally IM'd me
11:33:12 AM frenchxcutie: uh
11:33:30 AM frenchxcutie: i get his screenname wrong all the time
11:33:39 AM frenchxcutie: im soo sorry
11:34:09 AM frenchxcutie: ok bii
11:34:19 AM Pirate: use english... bye
11:34:27 AM frenchxcutie: bye lol

Tags: im, chat, idiots, english, amanda, screenname, pirate

Repeat offender

2008-03-17T22:31:00.000-04:00

10:26:14 PM wildc1115: hello
10:26:41 PM Pirate: 4:59:20 PM Pirate: obviously you have nothing better to do... therefore i assume you have nothing salient or pertinent to talk about
4:59:29 PM wildc1115: how old are you
4:59:30 PM wildc1115: lol
4:59:55 PM Pirate: not important
5:00:07 PM wildc1115: you're mean
10:26:51 PM wildc1115: ypur point?
10:26:53 PM wildc1115: your*
10:27:06 PM Pirate: you have nothing pertinent or salient to say
10:27:22 PM wildc1115: just trying to start a conversation
10:27:50 PM Pirate: as i said you have nothing pertinent or salient to say, so what makes you think i want to have a conversation with you
10:28:07 PM wildc1115: i don't know
10:28:17 PM Pirate: exactly, nothing salient to say
10:28:26 PM wildc1115: ok, why don't you then?
10:28:37 PM Pirate: why dont i want?
10:28:41 PM wildc1115: say something
10:28:59 PM Pirate: you are an insufferable little twit
10:29:08 PM wildc1115: you don't even know me
10:29:09 PM wildc1115:
10:29:20 PM Pirate: i have good instincts

Tags: im, chat, pirate, insufferable little twit, instinct

eww bro..

2008-03-17T20:26:00.000-04:00

7:15:22 PM poqtartzz: who r u?
7:15:34 PM Pirate: God
7:15:46 PM poqtartzz: free pron?
7:15:56 PM poqtartzz: porn*
7:17:19 PM poqtartzz: bt 4 real
7:17:28 PM poqtartzz: r u a robot person?
7:19:15 PM poqtartzz: ?

30 minutes later...

7:49:50 PM poqtartzz: free porn?
7:52:14 PM poqtartzz: ?
7:52:48 PM Pirate: http://aimtools.serialchiller.org/images/tubgirl.jpg
7:54:00 PM poqtartzz: eww bro.

Tags: im, chat, idiots, robot, free porn, tubgirl, pirate

Free porn?

2008-03-17T20:25:00.000-04:00

7:08:36 PM wtfisup112: u got free porn?
7:09:00 PM Pirate: you cant find free porn on your own?
7:09:10 PM wtfisup112: u said u had some for me
7:09:32 PM Pirate: i did, i dont even know who you are
7:09:46 PM wtfisup112: im the guy who wants free porn
7:09:49 PM wtfisup112: no gimme
7:10:23 PM Pirate: uh-huh, give up the meth... it is rotting your brain
7:10:39 PM wtfisup112: plz
7:12:04 PM Pirate: no, i am not giving you meth
7:12:07 PM wtfisup112: NOW
7:12:11 PM wtfisup112: i want porn
7:12:17 PM wtfisup112: u got da hookup i heard
7:13:21 PM Pirate: you should learn to use search, you can find your own meth dealer in your local area
7:13:37 PM wtfisup112: im looknig for porn not drugs
7:13:40 PM wtfisup112: duhhhh
7:13:48 PM Pirate: i am not going to support your meth habit
7:14:44 PM wtfisup112: this is not turning into a friendly conversation
7:14:49 PM wtfisup112: gimme the porn
7:14:57 PM Pirate: who said i was friendly?
7:15:08 PM wtfisup112: ur gay!
7:15:11 PM wtfisup112: bye

Tags: im, chat, idiots, free porn, meth, pirate

I am illegal

2008-03-16T17:39:00.000-04:00

5:32:02 PM toxxicxsugar: u put my name on the internet
5:32:10 PM toxxicxsugar: u do realize thats illegal
5:32:14 PM Pirate: did I?
5:32:18 PM Pirate: and how is that illegal
5:32:20 PM toxxicxsugar: yeah...
5:32:47 PM toxxicxsugar: because u diddnt even get permission. if i were to call the cops you would get in trouble
5:33:06 PM Pirate: you do realize that I dont need permission, because I didnt ask you to IM me
5:33:10 PM toxxicxsugar: which i will probably end up doing
5:33:19 PM toxxicxsugar: still, you know where i live
5:33:20 PM Pirate: you im'd me of your own free will, and I posted it of my own free will
5:33:26 PM toxxicxsugar: which is als a fellany
5:33:42 PM Pirate: feel free to call the cops, i am sure they have nothing better to do (if that makes you feel better)
5:33:50 PM Pirate: felony <--correct spelling
5:34:09 PM Pirate: and i will post this also
5:34:47 PM toxxicxsugar: go ahead. to everyone whos reading this right now, pirate has no life and he will end up in jail
5:35:00 PM Pirate: i am sure my readers will get a kick out of that
5:35:11 PM toxxicxsugar: haha no one will read your blog
5:35:25 PM toxxicxsugar: pshhhh ur not worthy
5:35:32 PM toxxicxsugar: everyone ese has better things to do
5:36:03 PM Pirate: i so agree, which is why i post these type of chats just to show how many bored people there are out there just randomly IM'ing names
5:36:29 PM toxxicxsugar: no i didnt im u cuz i was bored
5:36:37 PM toxxicxsugar: my friend did and u posted her sn
5:36:45 PM toxxicxsugar: so thats why.
5:36:50 PM Pirate: ah so you knew i would post your name when you IM'd me
5:36:56 PM Pirate: be sure you tell the cops that
5:37:14 PM toxxicxsugar: no i wanted to let you know you just cant do that
5:37:29 PM toxxicxsugar: all those people were being realy nice and u were being really mean
5:37:31 PM Pirate: yes i can, i can do anything with what people give me freely
5:37:37 PM toxxicxsugar: u have no heart. its filled with cold hard stone
5:37:41 PM Pirate: i didnt incite you to IM me, nor did I IM you first
5:38:01 PM toxxicxsugar: it doesnt matter. i have free will to IM whoever i want.
5:38:13 PM Pirate: and i have a free will to do what I want with it

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, felony, police, free will

Why oh why?

2008-03-15T15:31:00.000-04:00

2:31:49 PM deener3737: ewwww ur an old guy =/
2:38:30 PM Pirate: am i?
3:06:21 PM deener3737: uhh yeah
3:06:30 PM deener3737: i flippingg saw ur face bookkkk.
3:06:35 PM Pirate: and how do you know how old I am?
3:06:36 PM Pirate: lol
3:06:40 PM Pirate: i dont have a facebook
3:07:01 PM deener3737: uhhhhhhhhh yeah u doo. cuz i saww it andd it showedd ur oldd ass pic
3:07:10 PM Pirate: um no I dont
3:07:21 PM Pirate: i dont do myspace or facebook
3:07:31 PM deener3737: ur still oldd
3:07:39 PM Pirate: and how old am i?
3:08:05 PM deener3737: idkk...
3:08:07 PM deener3737: ur oldd
3:08:13 PM Pirate: pirate@aol.com is as follows:
3:08:14 PM Pirate: Unregistered Email

The email address you entered has not been registered.
3:08:20 PM Pirate: from facebook
3:09:34 PM Pirate: so you either are confused or a liar
3:09:41 PM deener3737: uhh no
3:10:02 PM Pirate: uh yah
3:11:13 PM Pirate: is that all you got?
3:14:41 PM deener3737: well ur a f00k face (NOTE: edited)
3:15:02 PM Pirate: name calling and cursing betrays your lack of intelligence and immaturity
3:15:22 PM deener3737: yeah ur old. that just states that
3:15:36 PM Pirate: you dont even know how old i am
3:15:39 PM Pirate: you said so yourself
3:15:47 PM deener3737: .... i saw a picc off uuuuu.
3:15:50 PM deener3737: ur oldddd
3:16:06 PM Pirate: where is the pic? it is not on facebook, as i have proven i dont have a profile there
3:16:41 PM deener3737: oooo okayyyy. oldiee
3:17:16 PM Pirate: and even if i am old.. which i am not ... you are the one who is always IM'ing me
3:17:20 PM Pirate: i dont IM you
3:27:30 PM deener3737: sooo ur a fatt asss nerdd who needsssss t get a f00kinggg life (Note: edited)
3:27:52 PM Pirate: i do? you are the one who im's me... i just decide to respond
3:28:01 PM Pirate: sounds like you need the life not me
3:28:10 PM deener3737: wowwwwww.
3:28:18 PM deener3737: this izz why urr not mariedddd
3:28:39 PM Pirate: nice try... but i am not divulging any information about myself
3:29:16 PM deener3737: i dont wantt infoo about urselff cuz it telssss me itt in ur FACE BOOK
3:29:32 PM Pirate: and as I said, i dont have one
3:30:04 PM Pirate: if you would be so kind as to link me to the page you are referring, it might be interesting to see

Tags: im, chat, idiots, nerd, facebook, pirate

Back again...

2008-03-10T18:20:00.000-04:00

6:11:13 PM oxoamzzxox: heyy
6:11:23 PM oxoamzzxox: r u mad at me
6:11:47 PM Pirate: you dont realize it, but i could care less if you are breathing or dead
6:12:06 PM oxoamzzxox: r u mad at me or not
6:12:26 PM Pirate: i dont care enough to be mad or not at you
6:12:28 PM Pirate: as i dont know you
6:12:33 PM Pirate: nor do i care to be bothered by you
6:12:43 PM oxoamzzxox: r u or not : yes or no
6:12:53 PM oxoamzzxox: yes or no
6:12:54 PM Pirate: it is not an either or question
6:13:28 PM oxoamzzxox: yes it is just answer it
6:13:33 PM Pirate: your self important little mind would get off on either answer, therefore i am telling you that you matter so little to me that it would be a waste of effort to expend an emotion on you
6:13:53 PM oxoamzzxox: omg ur weird
6:14:31 PM Pirate: no, i am just not 14 like you.. i have independent thought and independent will
6:15:18 PM oxoamzzxox: cause ur 89 and fat and ugly and ur will go die in a hole soon
6:15:57 PM Pirate: lol, one could only hope
6:16:08 PM Pirate: then i would be rid of trifling annoyances like you
6:16:59 PM oxoamzzxox: omg once again ur weird with werid wisdom that i do not care about ... and you just addmitted that ur 8
6:17:00 PM oxoamzzxox: 9
6:17:03 PM oxoamzzxox: 89*
6:17:37 PM Pirate: nope, i didnt. you read that into it. i said one could hope, and you would be that "one"
6:17:54 PM oxoamzzxox: wateva
6:18:08 PM oxoamzzxox: idc about u or ur stupid wisdon
6:18:12 PM oxoamzzxox: wisdom*
6:18:25 PM Pirate: then why are you IM'ing me? didnt i insult you enough last night?
6:18:35 PM oxoamzzxox: nope i can take it
6:18:49 PM oxoamzzxox: im just bored and ur a fun robot to insult
6:18:51 PM Pirate: tell you what, i will save myself some time.. and just block you now
6:18:57 PM oxoamzzxox: okay good
6:19:03 PM oxoamzzxox: me 2 ill block u
6:19:06 PM Pirate: right after i post your chat to my blog

Tags: im, chat, idiots, child, annoying, pirate

Profiles on AIM

2008-03-09T20:05:00.000-04:00

If the folks IM'ing Pirate have an AIM profile, I will be linking it in their posts from now on.

Congrats!!

Tags: aim, profile, aim profile

Why does this happen?

2008-03-09T20:03:00.000-04:00

6:56:04 PM oxoamzzxox: heyy
6:56:06 PM oxoamzzxox: ya there
6:57:17 PM oxoamzzxox: ur a robot
6:57:31 PM oxoamzzxox: aren't you
6:57:36 PM oxoamzzxox: and you kno it
6:58:10 PM oxoamzzxox: yo yo
6:58:18 PM oxoamzzxox: I FREAKIN HATE YOU
8:00:03 PM Pirate: guess what?

Tags: im, chat, idiots, robot, pirate

My Internet!!!

2008-03-02T21:49:00.000-05:00

9:34:16 PM brinclhof11: hey 18 m ny you?
9:34:35 PM Pirate: wtf.. get off my internet

Tags: im, chat, idiots, internet, pirate

Blind Pirate

2008-03-02T21:07:00.000-05:00

8:58:05 PM hottchilly99: http://youtube.com/watch?v=MwtTOxouD5Q
8:58:23 PM Pirate: what?
8:58:26 PM hottchilly99: nant meaghan
8:58:35 PM hottchilly99: look at it
8:58:36 PM Pirate: what again?
8:58:39 PM hottchilly99: its a fOOkign amazing song (NOTE: edited)
8:58:46 PM Pirate: no! i dont click on links from strangers
8:58:55 PM hottchilly99: im joey from maine
8:59:09 PM Pirate: i could care less
9:00:02 PM Pirate: why are you IMing me?
9:00:09 PM hottchilly99: its a good song
9:00:17 PM Pirate: what is a good song?
9:00:21 PM hottchilly99: its steal my sunshine by len
9:00:45 PM Pirate: and why are you telling me this? you have no idea who I am? I could be blind and deaf for all you know
9:00:57 PM Pirate: that is it, you are torturing me!!
9:00:57 PM hottchilly99: then you wouldnt be on aim
9:01:05 PM hottchilly99: whaaaat
9:01:15 PM Pirate: you think blind and deaf people cant be on aim, you are a racist
9:01:20 PM Pirate: or at worst a bigot
9:01:59 PM hottchilly99: haha wtf
9:02:02 PM hottchilly99: its jsut a sont dude
9:02:07 PM hottchilly99: fine dont listen to it
9:02:27 PM Pirate: http://www.afb.org/message_board_replies.asp?TopicID=1318&FolderID=7
9:02:36 PM Pirate: just so you know.. you can be blind and deaf and use aim
9:02:49 PM hottchilly99: whats that
9:03:03 PM Pirate: a link to instant messenger clients for the BLIND
9:03:13 PM hottchilly99: my uncle is blind
9:03:21 PM Pirate: he deserves to be
9:03:28 PM hottchilly99: excuse me
9:03:32 PM Pirate: you heard me
9:03:36 PM Pirate: i didnt IM you
9:03:39 PM Pirate: you IM'd me
9:03:47 PM hottchilly99: yeah but im not a d1ckhead and says he deserves it (NOTE: edited)
9:03:49 PM Pirate: so i can do whatever i like to you
9:03:59 PM hottchilly99: your a f00king retard (NOTE: edited)
9:04:12 PM Pirate: you cant spell, that should be "you're"
9:04:22 PM hottchilly99: bye
9:04:27 PM Pirate: thank god!

Tags: im, chat, pirate, blind aim, blind, idiots

Still a robot?

2008-02-28T17:40:00.000-05:00

5:23:13 PM looonytooon5: hi
5:23:45 PM looonytooon5: r u there robot
5:26:33 PM Pirate: hello child, i am not a robot.. and i am sure you know this already
5:26:40 PM Pirate: since you would not be raising the issue so early
5:27:12 PM looonytooon5: sorry than who r u
5:27:37 PM looonytooon5: i thought so robot
5:27:59 PM Pirate: why would i tell you who i am? i have no idea who you are, nor do i want to know who you are
5:28:19 PM looonytooon5: well are you pmsing
5:28:43 PM Pirate: trying to be funny? and no i am not having a premenstrual syndrome
5:29:32 PM looonytooon5: oh cause it soundlike it
5:31:10 PM looonytooon5: r u a stocker because my friend said you know were she lives
5:34:23 PM Pirate: you mean a stalker? and no
5:34:45 PM Pirate: and i know where she lives because she looked at my website, and it gives me her location after she looks at ti
5:34:48 PM Pirate: it*
5:35:00 PM looonytooon5: sorry im not perfect not like a robot
5:35:13 PM looonytooon5: are you a boy
5:35:24 PM Pirate: that is not relevant
5:35:34 PM Pirate: did your friend tell you that I post all these conversations?
5:35:46 PM looonytooon5: Wht
5:36:00 PM looonytooon5: no she forgot that part
5:36:26 PM Pirate: convenient on her part to forget, since I will be posting this one also
5:36:31 PM Pirate: and everyone will know about you also
5:36:49 PM Pirate: i post them here: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
5:36:53 PM Pirate: you can see for yourself
5:36:57 PM looonytooon5: why would you do that
5:37:15 PM looonytooon5: and no i dont want you to no where i live
5:37:40 PM Pirate: i do know, since you looked at the site... you live in Ledgewood, NJ also
5:38:17 PM looonytooon5: no i live in parsipany
5:38:28 PM looonytooon5: oh sh*t
5:38:36 PM looonytooon5: for get that

Tags: im, chat, pirate, parsippany nj, ledgewood nj

Is Pirate a robot?

2008-02-27T21:48:00.000-05:00

9:06:44 PM smileygirlwcurls: my brother is a retard
9:06:52 PM Pirate: yah he is
9:07:10 PM smileygirlwcurls: he wants to no who u are
9:07:36 PM smileygirlwcurls: ??
9:07:58 PM Pirate: again, you can't spell even the simplest words. I see no reason to respond to the question
9:08:18 PM smileygirlwcurls: i am sorry he wants to no who you are
9:08:28 PM Pirate: it is "know" not no
9:08:51 PM smileygirlwcurls: oh sorry he wants to know who you are?
9:09:14 PM Pirate: too bad for him, i don't tell strangers anything about myself
9:09:46 PM smileygirlwcurls: oh well am i a stranger to you
9:10:14 PM Pirate: of course you are, i have no idea who you are... nor do I care to know anything about you
9:10:53 PM smileygirlwcurls: heyy that isn't nice to say now how are you going to get a lady friend with that type of attitude
9:11:18 PM Pirate: what makes you think i don't have a lady friend already? or even several for that matter?
9:12:19 PM smileygirlwcurls: that is not nice you are cheating on all of those girls who have given you their hearts and trust and you go and stab them in the back... how could you
9:13:03 PM Pirate: you are putting words into my mouth, and inferring way too much information from the simple questions above.
9:13:13 PM Pirate: they are questions not statements of fat
9:13:27 PM Pirate: sorry i was thinking you are fat, i meant fact*
9:14:00 PM smileygirlwcurls: you don't even know me and you are insulting me
9:14:26 PM Pirate: you insulted me first and on several occasions the last couple of days
9:16:06 PM smileygirlwcurls: when did i insult you i was thinking something so i typed it out cause when you said that you have several lady friends i thought u meant girlfriends not just friends and i really didn't mean what i said yesterday i was really mad at my friend so i took it out on you and i am really sorry
9:16:40 PM smileygirlwcurls: :(
9:17:32 PM smileygirlwcurls: i really am sorry
9:18:34 PM Pirate: i can't believe how lame and gullible you are... i don't care a whit if you are sorry or not, or if you insult me. I have no idea who you are, and I am confident that I don't care to know you
9:19:51 PM smileygirlwcurls: see there you go again insulting me and all i stand for i hate to burst your bubble but... you are a robot let me repeat you..are..a..robot!!!!!!!!!!
9:20:16 PM Pirate: again, let me say it as clear as i can... i don't care what you think
9:20:23 PM smileygirlwcurls: bitch
9:20:31 PM smileygirlwcurls: manwhore
9:20:40 PM smileygirlwcurls: transfestite
9:21:06 PM Pirate: type all you like, and it is spelled transvestite (if you even know what that is)
9:22:25 PM smileygirlwcurls: why would i use the word if i don't no wat it is and i hope u are stolen in the middle of the night raped molested and then i hope someone pours liquid on u and your circute explodes and you shutdown
9:22:36 PM smileygirlwcurls: nasty piece of metal
9:23:08 PM Pirate: have you looked at my blog? where I post all these inane conversations from people like you?
9:23:18 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
9:24:03 PM Pirate: and now, i know where you live
9:24:21 PM Pirate: Ledgewood, NJ
9:25:00 PM smileygirlwcurls: nope
9:25:08 PM smileygirlwcurls: and nore will you ever no
9:25:16 PM Pirate: yep, but you can deny it all you like
9:25:38 PM smileygirlwcurls: ok wat street do i live on
9:25:38 PM Pirate: your screen name with your location will be on my blog tomorrow
9:25:44 PM Pirate: have a good night
9:25:55 PM smileygirlwcurls: go die in a hole
9:28:11 PM smileygirlwcurls: i want to see my location on ur blog tomarrow
9:28:34 PM smileygirlwcurls: and then i can rub it in your face that it is wrong
9:28:47 PM smileygirlwcurls: news flash i live in ohio
9:29:03 PM Pirate: how will you do that? since you are blocked now and as I said... i really dont care

Tags: im, chat, idiots, Pirate, I don't care

I did your cousin

2008-02-14T21:18:00.000-05:00

9:07:33 PM iamballin46: who is this?? pirate
9:07:47 PM Pirate: Phil
9:08:09 PM iamballin46: do u no a girl named bretial
9:08:28 PM Pirate: yes
9:08:43 PM iamballin46: koo how do u no her
9:09:15 PM Pirate: she made out with me once
9:09:46 PM iamballin46: what a fuking lier dood
9:09:48 PM iamballin46: wtf
9:10:14 PM Pirate: obviously, i have no idea who you are nor do you know who i am
9:10:21 PM Pirate: so just delete me off your buddy list, and move along
9:10:59 PM iamballin46: ok loook first ima involve u maked with my cuzin ima call her rite now and ask her kk man
9:11:09 PM iamballin46: i aint starting problems
9:11:10 PM iamballin46: kk
9:11:12 PM iamballin46: but
9:11:17 PM iamballin46: u maked with my cuz
9:11:32 PM Pirate: i took her panties home also, and i still have them
9:11:52 PM iamballin46: so u went below her waist to
9:11:55 PM iamballin46: ??
9:12:12 PM Pirate: nope she did a strip tease and threw them at me
9:12:29 PM iamballin46: u guys go out???
9:12:30 PM iamballin46: dood
9:12:35 PM iamballin46: ohil right
9:12:47 PM Pirate: nope
9:12:47 PM iamballin46: phill i menr
9:12:55 PM iamballin46: srry kool nsme
9:12:58 PM iamballin46: name**
9:13:11 PM Pirate: she just showed up at my house, and told me how in love she was with me and stripped
9:13:18 PM Pirate: i had to kick her cheap ass out
9:13:42 PM iamballin46: WOW THIS AINT MY CUZ SHE DONT DO THAT
9:13:48 PM iamballin46: WHATS HER NAME
9:13:52 PM iamballin46: AGAIN
9:14:02 PM Pirate: bretial
9:14:22 PM iamballin46: DOES SHE HAVE BRACE S
9:14:26 PM iamballin46: OR NO
9:14:39 PM Pirate: how should i know? i kicked her out
9:15:09 PM iamballin46: HOW OLD ARE UU IM TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH HER SO FAR U LOOKING LIKE A LIER DOOD
9:15:30 PM Pirate: as i said before, i have no idea who you are.. nor do you know who i am
9:15:41 PM Pirate: you are the one who says i know your cousin
9:15:44 PM Pirate: i am just playing along
9:16:11 PM iamballin46: what dood
9:16:13 PM iamballin46: ??
9:16:34 PM iamballin46: but her cuzz is my best freind iam her freind
9:16:39 PM Pirate: btw, you should scroll up and reread this chat... you are very confused and blocked

Tags: im, chat, idiots, cousin, pirate, bretial, totd

Oh crap!

2008-02-12T21:06:00.000-05:00

9:03:24 PM cornelius1208: hello
9:03:46 PM cornelius1208: i mean..k'yar matie!
9:03:54 PM Pirate: hello
9:04:08 PM cornelius1208: are you an AIM bot?
9:04:21 PM Pirate: http://profiles.aim.com/pirate
9:04:26 PM Pirate: do i look like an aim bot
9:04:31 PM cornelius1208: oh crap
9:04:32 PM cornelius1208: sorry man
9:04:54 PM cornelius1208: me and my friends were typing in short names, trying to find AIM bots
9:05:01 PM cornelius1208: we figured pirate would be one of them..
9:05:06 PM cornelius1208: my bad dude...
9:06:54 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
9:07:03 PM Pirate: i post all these type of chats there to the link above
9:07:05 PM Pirate: yours is there now
9:07:11 PM cornelius1208: oh..
9:07:16 PM cornelius1208: so this happens a lot then?
9:07:22 PM Pirate: go see for yourself
9:11:55 PM Pirate: btw, never click on links from strangers
9:12:08 PM Pirate: because now i know you live near harrisburg, pennsylvania
9:12:14 PM cornelius1208: well sh*t...
9:12:29 PM cornelius1208: you could have told me that before i clicked on it..
9:12:33 PM cornelius1208: im so sorry man...
9:13:31 PM cornelius1208: there's some pretty funny conversations on there though
9:13:32 PM cornelius1208: haha
9:13:49 PM cornelius1208: well, once again, i'm sorry..
9:13:58 PM cornelius1208: it won't happen again
9:14:04 PM Pirate: no more random IM's to strangers
9:14:17 PM cornelius1208: aye aye captain
9:14:25 PM cornelius1208: have a good night

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, aimbot, friends

I am not your sister

2008-02-04T19:57:00.000-05:00

7:39:01 PM ohalysiaison: where are you ?
7:39:19 PM Pirate: i am here, obviously
7:39:26 PM ohalysiaison: where?
7:39:29 PM Pirate: here
7:39:36 PM ohalysiaison: still at the dermatolagist?
7:39:45 PM Pirate: nope
7:39:55 PM ohalysiaison: your home?
7:40:05 PM Pirate: yep, i am at home... why?
7:40:17 PM ohalysiaison: bcuz i am, and ur not
7:40:36 PM Pirate: i am definitely inside my home
7:40:56 PM ohalysiaison: ...
7:41:05 PM Pirate: i am not in your home
7:41:09 PM Pirate: as i dont know who you are
7:41:38 PM ohalysiaison: last time i checked, your name is cynthia rivera, age 16, my sister
7:41:46 PM Pirate: you would be wrong
7:42:27 PM ohalysiaison: whatevaahh
7:42:42 PM Pirate: what screen name do you think this is?
7:42:53 PM Pirate: I have had the SN of pirate for about a year now
7:43:45 PM Pirate: believe me now?
7:44:05 PM ohalysiaison: no.
7:44:35 PM Pirate: you think your sister has the screen name of "pirate"
7:44:37 PM Pirate: ?
7:44:58 PM ohalysiaison: ?
7:45:03 PM ohalysiaison: i could be wrong, stranger.
7:45:16 PM Pirate: this name you are talking to me on is "pirate"
7:45:23 PM Pirate: what is your sisters screen name?
7:47:00 PM ohalysiaison: "pirate"
7:47:10 PM Pirate: nope it isnt and i can prove it
7:47:18 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
7:47:23 PM Pirate: that is my site, not hers
7:49:32 PM Pirate: and my site says you are in brooklyn, ny
7:51:36 PM ohalysiaison: blah
7:51:59 PM Pirate: talk to your sister and get her real screen name... as this one is not hers
7:52:30 PM ohalysiaison: hmm
7:54:45 PM ohalysiaison: OH this isn't my sister
7:54:53 PM Pirate: duh

Tags: im, chat, idiots, dermatologist, brooklyn, pirate

Hi, I am Jasmine

2008-02-03T23:08:00.000-05:00

5:45:28 PM soyvey: wow
5:45:40 PM soyvey: hi it's jasmine
11:03:35 PM Pirate: ?
11:03:45 PM soyvey: sorry wrong IM
11:04:00 PM Pirate: yah no kidding.. learn to type will ya?
11:04:28 PM soyvey: lol
11:04:52 PM soyvey: i thought his screen name was pirate but he was talking about something else
11:05:16 PM Pirate: i have no idea who that would be
11:05:23 PM Pirate: but i am Pirate and forever will be here
11:05:26 PM soyvey: ok
11:05:57 PM Pirate: well hello jasmine cohen, that is a very myspace pic you have
11:06:03 PM Pirate: all in red, and funky haired
11:06:16 PM soyvey: yeh
11:06:25 PM Pirate: sort of manly in the face though
11:06:28 PM Pirate: the rest is nice
11:12:33 PM soyvey: yea someone else said i looked like a tranny
11:12:34 PM soyvey: in that pic
11:12:47 PM Pirate: you do
11:12:56 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
11:13:16 PM Pirate: i think it is the helmet hair hiding your facial features
11:14:09 PM soyvey: i think it's that i actually am a tranny
11:14:22 PM Pirate: honestly, i dont know or care
11:15:20 PM Pirate: i am just curious as to how you came by my screen name
11:15:29 PM soyvey: i have told you
11:15:37 PM soyvey: scroll up
11:16:23 PM Pirate: nope. you just said you thought it was someone else
11:16:29 PM Pirate: not how you came by it in the first place
11:16:37 PM soyvey: he told me it was pirate
11:16:43 PM soyvey: so i IMed pirate.
11:17:01 PM soyvey: but he was talking about his myspace profile name.
11:17:01 PM Pirate: did you look at the site i sent you? i think he was pulling your leg or something else if you are a tranny
11:17:24 PM soyvey: i did look.
11:17:32 PM Pirate: did you see our chat there ?
11:17:46 PM soyvey: i will change the pic and then your site will not be as funny
11:18:10 PM Pirate: the pic is irrelevant, the fact that you Randomly IM'd me makes it funny
11:18:19 PM Pirate: hence the name of the blog, Random

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, jasmine cohen, myspace

Lobster Cheeks

2008-02-03T11:54:00.000-05:00

11:30:45 AM cheekylobster: hey ttyl??
11:30:53 AM cheekylobster: this is my real screen name
11:31:03 AM cheekylobster: bye!!
11:31:05 AM cheekylobster: g2g
11:51:36 AM Pirate: your real screen name?

Tags: im, chat, idiots, screen name, lobster, pirate

Guess what?

2008-02-02T16:49:00.000-05:00

4:41:30 PM deener3737: heyy
4:41:40 PM Pirate: yes?
4:42:16 PM Pirate: ?
4:42:22 PM deener3737: nvm
4:42:35 PM Pirate: good
4:42:45 PM deener3737: dam ur a jerk
4:42:52 PM Pirate: and?

Tags: im, chat, idiots, Pirate, jerk, deener

Rainbow Snow Cones!

2008-01-28T22:06:00.000-05:00

9:57:06 PM rainbowsnowconez: Hi
9:57:25 PM Pirate: hello
9:58:46 PM Pirate: thats it?
9:58:52 PM rainbowsnowconez: lol
9:59:05 PM rainbowsnowconez: well whos this ;o
9:59:32 PM Pirate: well you IM'd me and I have no idea you are... so you should identify yourself first
10:00:34 PM rainbowsnowconez: i have no idea either um i just added pirate to my list and i didn't think anyone would be on it...
10:01:08 PM Pirate: well now you know... there are people who have these types of names
10:01:28 PM rainbowsnowconez: sorry
10:01:47 PM Pirate: no worries, i have expanded your otherwise very small world

Tags: im, chat, idiots, buddy list, pirate, rainbow, snow cone

ps3hax! omg hax!

2008-01-20T23:01:00.000-05:00

10:58:04 PM victorvelasco1: hello mate
10:58:14 PM Pirate: hello victor
10:58:26 PM victorvelasco1: i just joined ps3hax
10:58:41 PM victorvelasco1: i think its a cool website
10:58:49 PM Pirate: yah, so?
10:59:04 PM victorvelasco1: just wanted to say was up to the captain
10:59:22 PM Pirate: what are you talking about? I dont even know what ps3hax is
10:59:32 PM victorvelasco1: oh ok
10:59:39 PM victorvelasco1: w/e later man

Tags: im, chat, idiots, ps3, hax, playstation 3, victor velasco

Shanna must be popular on WeeWorld

2008-01-17T15:49:00.000-05:00

3:44:34 PM bigbashbr0ther: hey im from ww
3:44:50 PM Pirate: ww?
3:45:04 PM bigbashbr0ther: WeeWorld
3:45:20 PM Pirate: what is a wee world?
3:45:41 PM bigbashbr0ther: the thing u have
3:46:06 PM Pirate: um, i have no idea what you are talking about. I dont have a thing called wee world, nor would I want to methinks
3:46:10 PM bigbashbr0ther: ur shanna
3:46:16 PM Pirate: nope, i am not
3:46:42 PM bigbashbr0ther: then who is this cause it has ur s/n on her profile
3:47:00 PM Pirate: obviously they have it in their profile wrong
3:47:10 PM bigbashbr0ther: k
3:47:22 PM bigbashbr0ther: by

Tags: im, chat, idiots, shanna, wee world

Shanna, is that you?

2008-01-14T20:54:00.000-05:00

8:10:02 PM lover66541: shanna?
8:12:19 PM Pirate: no
8:12:30 PM lover66541: srry
8:14:05 PM Pirate: why would you think i am someone named shanna?
8:14:26 PM lover66541: cuz im on wee world srry i was just askin
8:14:56 PM Pirate: ah that ho used my email to register there, and i dressed her up like a ho
8:15:11 PM lover66541: huh?
8:15:48 PM Pirate: never mind, the act and the abstractness of that act must be too complex for you
8:16:51 PM lover66541: excuse me? u dont have 2 b stupied wit me i was just askin u if u were my friend shanna dont think i dont no wat those words mean so dont expect me 2 say uh
8:17:28 PM Pirate: actually i expect very little from you, as you are randomly IM'ing folks from wee world
8:17:59 PM lover66541: im not my friend gave me her user name and it happen ed 2 b dis1 stop bein stupied wit me god!
8:18:24 PM Pirate: your "friend" lied to you then, some friend shanna is..
8:18:45 PM lover66541: STOP TALKIN BOUT MA FRIEND U BUCHBAG!
8:19:00 PM Pirate: as I said earlier, shanna is a ho
8:19:19 PM lover66541: wat u dont even no her
8:19:30 PM Pirate: ha, i doubt you know her in the real world even
8:19:54 PM lover66541: i do she goes 2 school wit me
8:20:06 PM Pirate: then she is a liar as this is my name
8:20:19 PM lover66541: ok u dont have 2 dis her u dont even no her
8:20:47 PM Pirate: i am not.. i am stating a simple fact. she misled you and in doing so she had to lie therefore making her a liar
8:20:59 PM lover66541: how old r u?
8:22:25 PM Pirate: old enough to know that I am about 3 times your age
8:22:59 PM lover66541: wat the fugde?
8:23:05 PM lover66541: fudge?
8:23:06 PM lover66541: *
8:24:08 PM Pirate: as i said, she is a liar
8:24:23 PM lover66541: stop critisisizin her cuz u dont no her
8:24:40 PM Pirate: omg, you cant spell... it is too funny

Tags: im, chat, idiots, fudge, liar, shanna, wee world, pirate

Mom's house

2008-01-10T14:21:00.000-05:00

2:03:59 PM jakesharar: ...are you really a pirate?
2:12:13 PM Pirate: are you really a human?
2:13:21 PM jakesharar: so where's your ship?
2:15:18 PM Pirate: at your mom's house
2:15:43 PM jakesharar: in the back yard or the driveway?
2:16:27 PM Pirate: right outside her room

Tags: im, chat, idiots, mom, pirate, pirate ship

A pet on fire

2008-01-09T10:24:00.000-05:00

10:16:08 AM blazepet: oye
10:16:30 AM Pirate: ?
10:17:36 AM blazepet: http://www.slowz.com/mass/candyman.jpg
10:17:57 AM Pirate: no thanks, i dont click on links from strangers
10:18:04 AM blazepet: ...
10:18:10 AM blazepet: this is comik right?
10:18:21 AM Pirate: i dont click on links from strangers
10:18:34 AM blazepet: um ok... sorry thought this was comik
10:19:22 AM Pirate: i have no idea who comik is
10:19:35 AM blazepet: sorry i must have two pirate's on my aim
10:19:41 AM Pirate: so delete me
10:19:55 AM blazepet: oh crap i do
10:19:57 AM blazepet: sorry
10:19:59 AM blazepet: will delte
10:20:16 AM Pirate: thanks
10:20:16 AM blazepet: have a nice day

Tags: im, chat, idiots, have a nice day, comik, pirate

So cool?

2008-01-01T20:35:00.000-05:00

5:38:47 PM warrensocool: hi
5:39:13 PM warrensocool: is anyone there?
5:39:31 PM warrensocool: can you please answhere me?
5:39:55 PM warrensocool: i love captain jack sparrow
5:40:15 PM warrensocool: my name is taylor
5:40:23 PM warrensocool: what is your name
5:41:03 PM warrensocool: well i will instant message me
5:41:16 PM warrensocool: i mean you
5:41:19 PM warrensocool: later on
5:41:37 PM warrensocool: i love pirates of the caribbean
5:41:54 PM warrensocool: that is my favorite show
5:42:13 PM warrensocool: what is your favorite show?
5:42:34 PM warrensocool: HELLO
5:42:52 PM warrensocool: WILL YOU PLEASE INSTANT MESSAGE ME ALREADY!
8:33:44 PM Pirate: ?

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, jack sparrow, warren, instant message

A Child

2007-12-29T16:59:00.000-05:00

4:45:42 PM funkychixxo94: heyy
4:45:57 PM Pirate: hey
4:46:37 PM funkychixxo94: hu is this
4:46:43 PM funkychixxo94: ??????????????????/
4:46:56 PM Pirate: i am no one you know, so delete me off your buddy list
4:47:25 PM funkychixxo94: how do u no u r on my buddy list
4:47:27 PM funkychixxo94: ?
4:47:42 PM Pirate: i assume you didnt randomly type Pirate into a blank IM window
4:47:51 PM Pirate: i assume you double clicked on my name in your buddy list
4:48:00 PM funkychixxo94: no
4:49:07 PM funkychixxo94: wat r u talking bout
4:49:09 PM funkychixxo94: ???????
4:49:29 PM Pirate: obviously, i am talking about how i made the assumption that I am on your buddy list
4:50:27 PM funkychixxo94: uh yea cuz i saw ur name in the chat room
4:50:36 PM Pirate: i am not in any chat room
4:50:54 PM funkychixxo94: not now but like 2 weeks ago
4:51:05 PM Pirate: this name does not go into any chat rooms
4:51:39 PM funkychixxo94: yes ur name was in it
4:51:48 PM Pirate: no, a name like mine was in it
4:51:59 PM Pirate: but this name or myself in particular was not in any chat room
4:52:09 PM funkychixxo94: but wat is ur name
4:52:15 PM Pirate: <--Pirate
4:52:25 PM funkychixxo94: no like ur real name
4:52:27 PM funkychixxo94: ?
4:52:29 PM funkychixxo94: duh
4:52:41 PM Pirate: there is a zero chance that i reveal my real name to you
4:53:02 PM funkychixxo94: fine if u wont tell me ur name i will guess
4:53:09 PM funkychixxo94: do u go to LMS
4:53:24 PM Pirate: what is LMS?
4:53:35 PM funkychixxo94: Lionville middle school
4:53:39 PM Pirate: LOL
4:53:43 PM funkychixxo94: what state do u live
4:53:44 PM funkychixxo94: in
4:53:56 PM Pirate: i have not been in middle school for longer than you have been alive
4:54:28 PM funkychixxo94: how old r u
4:54:52 PM Pirate: it doesnt matter, delete me and never IM me again... you are a child
4:55:09 PM funkychixxo94: um does that mean u r older than 18
4:55:31 PM Pirate: i am sure you can do simple math, if you reread my IM above
4:55:42 PM funkychixxo94: nd i am not a child i am 13
4:55:50 PM Pirate: you are a child
4:55:58 PM funkychixxo94: well at least i can dio math
4:56:09 PM funkychixxo94: no i am not perv
4:56:23 PM funkychixxo94: u r obviosly like 20 or 30
4:56:25 PM Pirate: how am i a perv? you im'd me, and i have told you to stop

Tags: im, chat, idiots, Lionville Middle School, chat, math

The Coolest Ever...

2007-12-28T23:28:00.000-05:00

10:35:43 PM swine: Eric?
10:36:25 PM Pirate: no
10:36:37 PM swine: Oh my bad - sorry for confusion
10:36:49 PM Pirate: no worries
10:37:19 PM swine: Mind telling me who you are then or are you P. Irate haha
10:37:34 PM Pirate: i am Phil Irate
10:37:38 PM swine: you rule
10:37:53 PM Pirate: i know
10:37:58 PM swine: what do you do for a living
10:38:02 PM swine: besides...plunder ships
10:38:05 PM swine: and fight krakens
10:38:17 PM Pirate: pillage the villages
10:38:21 PM swine: ahahaha amazing
10:38:29 PM swine: I love puddles of mud
10:38:36 PM swine: and not the christian band
10:38:57 PM Pirate: oh, i like pieces of eight also
10:39:04 PM swine: is that a band?
10:39:19 PM Pirate: no it is the coin you get from sinking a spanish galleon
10:39:23 PM swine: or maybe i just dropped the ball with the whole pirate / pig thing
10:39:26 PM swine: yeap thought so
10:39:36 PM swine: people pickle my feet
10:39:45 PM Pirate: bacon tastes good
10:40:11 PM swine: i agree, im saving some bacon for when a cancer cure wipes out the entire human race and turns them into vampires except for a few
10:40:36 PM Pirate: being a vampy pirate would be fun, i would get all the goth chicks then
10:40:48 PM swine: agreed, i mean what pirate wouldnt want to be with a goth chick
10:40:56 PM swine: a hot one at least
10:41:18 PM swine: i think, the internet, has lost its luster, or as you get older it does. do you get wifi on your ship
10:41:43 PM Pirate: i get it all on my ship
10:41:52 PM swine: ahaha is it a ghalleon or what
10:41:58 PM swine: got rims on it and stuff?
10:42:08 PM Pirate: it has sails and a wooden bow
10:42:23 PM swine: got a maiden on the front
10:42:40 PM Pirate: yah, but she died since we left her tied there
10:42:49 PM swine: the bones should scare everyone though
10:42:53 PM swine: so it works out
10:42:54 PM Pirate: jolly roger
10:43:03 PM swine: i get seasick
10:43:03 PM swine: do you?
10:43:34 PM Pirate: i do, but the rum fixes that
10:43:40 PM swine: rum is out of control
10:43:45 PM swine: i had an encounter with it last week
10:43:51 PM swine: was not a favorable outcome
10:44:03 PM swine: do pirates have iphones
10:44:04 PM Pirate: more of an upcome?
10:44:09 PM swine: downcome totally
10:44:26 PM Pirate: i dont think pirates care for the iphone
10:45:07 PM swine: the damn sword must interfere
10:45:27 PM swine: would you rather be a ninja or a pirate
10:45:31 PM swine: because, i'd go ninja
10:45:37 PM swine: but thats different for each person
10:45:48 PM Pirate: ninja's are weak, it took a few samurai to take them all down
10:46:00 PM Pirate: it took two imperial navies to bring down the pirates
10:46:14 PM Pirate: and there are still pirates off the coast of africa today
10:46:23 PM swine: really do they plunder food
10:46:44 PM Pirate: they plunder ships and hold folks hostage, just like the old days
10:46:57 PM swine: wow, in the life aquatic you see some pirates
10:47:02 PM swine: they take the dog
10:47:15 PM swine: wow, you beat ninjas ass in aimfight
10:47:24 PM swine: i wonder how you fair against samurai
10:47:28 PM Pirate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy#Modern_victims
10:47:55 PM swine: i think they have them in the indonesias(*sp)
10:48:44 PM swine: what about templars how would you do against them
10:48:47 PM swine: they were pretty crazy
10:49:33 PM Pirate: templars got money hungry and the king of france put them out of business
10:49:40 PM swine: true story
10:49:52 PM swine: facists were pretty crazy
10:50:07 PM swine: i want the spear of destiny do you have a map to its location
10:51:13 PM Pirate: go play wolfenstein, and you will find it
10:51:20 PM swine: AHAHA
10:51:22 PM swine: dude you rule
10:51:44 PM swine: too bad you cant find it in oblivion
10:52:17 PM Pirate: well there is the soul stealing sword in oblivion
10:52:21 PM swine: the umbra
10:52:28 PM swine: but it fails in comparison to the damn unicon
10:52:31 PM swine: unicorn*
10:52:32 PM Pirate: yah that was it.. i could not think of the name
10:52:38 PM swine: who freaks out
10:52:39 PM Pirate: i never saw the unicorn
10:52:40 PM swine: and is like
10:52:45 PM swine: dude, lemmie wiki find it
10:52:51 PM swine: if you go near it and draw a weapon
10:52:52 PM swine: it freaks out
10:53:02 PM swine: if you dont have a weapon, you can ride it
10:54:04 PM swine: its no spear of destiny, but what is
10:54:18 PM Pirate: true...
10:54:23 PM Pirate: i am off, have a nice night
10:54:28 PM swine: take it easy phil
10:54:31 PM swine: :)

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, oblivion, templar, piracy, spear of destiny, umbra, iphone

What is a 44?

2007-12-14T20:24:00.000-05:00

8:14:13 PM graspwisdom: Tell your 44 friend to add me
8:14:37 PM Pirate: uh, what?
8:14:41 PM graspwisdom: do it
8:14:49 PM Pirate: hey 44 add this idiot
8:14:58 PM graspwisdom: yeah, go ahead
8:15:05 PM Pirate: who or what is a 44?
8:15:25 PM graspwisdom: right
8:15:32 PM Pirate: left
8:15:36 PM graspwisdom: fat fook (Note: edited for content)
8:15:43 PM Pirate: stupid kid
8:15:52 PM graspwisdom: so you're fat?
8:15:52 PM graspwisdom: LOLOL
8:15:56 PM graspwisdom: very funny
8:16:04 PM Pirate: must mean you are a kid
8:16:12 PM graspwisdom: even if I WERE a kid, that's no insult
8:16:15 PM graspwisdom: you being fat
8:16:17 PM graspwisdom: should be an insult
8:16:21 PM graspwisdom: sorry, fat fook. (Note: edited for content)
8:16:38 PM Pirate: you have no idea if i am or not, you are just trying to get a rise from me
8:16:46 PM graspwisdom: oh, i know you are.
8:17:00 PM Pirate: and i could care less what a child thinks
8:17:21 PM graspwisdom: you should, because this child's intellect goes beyond yours
8:17:23 PM graspwisdom: fatty
8:17:49 PM Pirate: oh i am sure you are so much brighter than me, since i dont know what a 44 is
8:18:03 PM graspwisdom: :)
8:19:02 PM Pirate: so have a good time with your 44

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, graspwisdom, wisdom, 44, fatty

Myspace Webcam Ho

2007-11-27T20:55:00.000-05:00

8:50:02 PM kickflipkatie: hey
8:50:08 PM kickflipkatie: its KatiexCore (Note: this is her myspace name)
8:50:14 PM Pirate: who?
8:50:19 PM kickflipkatie: chick
8:50:22 PM kickflipkatie: this girl
8:50:30 PM kickflipkatie: from the webcam thingy
8:50:39 PM kickflipkatie: i hope i gots the right AIM
8:50:47 PM Pirate: um ok.. the right aim for what?
8:50:55 PM kickflipkatie: rofl
8:50:57 PM kickflipkatie: whos this
8:51:07 PM kickflipkatie: ?'
8:51:17 PM Pirate: you im'd me, who are you?
8:51:39 PM kickflipkatie: katie, i dont kno if im talking to the right person. so whos this
8:51:58 PM Pirate: i am positive you are talking to the wrong person
8:52:04 PM kickflipkatie: ummm
8:52:07 PM kickflipkatie: r u sure
8:52:23 PM Pirate: where did you meet this other person named pirate?
8:52:29 PM kickflipkatie: myspace'
8:52:40 PM kickflipkatie: lol
8:52:42 PM Pirate: yah, i so dont have a myspace
8:52:49 PM kickflipkatie: why not?
8:52:57 PM Pirate: it is for children and losers
8:53:02 PM kickflipkatie: gee thanx
8:53:06 PM kickflipkatie: i dont really like it
8:53:16 PM kickflipkatie: its just to get updates on my fave bands
8:53:32 PM Pirate: what is your fave band? fallout boy?
8:53:38 PM kickflipkatie: fook no (Note: edited for language)
8:53:48 PM Pirate: at least you have some taste
8:53:52 PM kickflipkatie: lol
8:53:54 PM Pirate: mypace not withstanding
8:53:54 PM kickflipkatie: thnx
8:54:00 PM kickflipkatie: ?
8:54:08 PM Pirate: what do you want from me?
8:54:11 PM kickflipkatie: idk
8:54:14 PM kickflipkatie: i thought
8:54:24 PM kickflipkatie: u were someone else so we started talking
8:54:25 PM kickflipkatie: im sryu
8:54:29 PM kickflipkatie: sry**
8:54:32 PM Pirate: yah, you should be sorry
8:54:39 PM kickflipkatie: geeze

Tags: im, chat, idiots, katie, webcam, myspace

Uf Wow!

2007-11-27T20:40:00.000-05:00

8:26:07 PM ufwow: who's this?
8:26:28 PM Pirate: who is this? as i have no idea who you are
8:26:36 PM ufwow: me either
8:26:49 PM Pirate: then you should just delete me from your buddy list
8:26:59 PM ufwow: who r u tho?
8:27:07 PM Pirate: <--pirate
8:27:20 PM ufwow: ur real name plz
8:27:32 PM Pirate: like i would give that out to a complete stranger on the internet
8:27:40 PM ufwow: screw you
8:27:49 PM ufwow: AS IF!
8:27:53 PM Pirate: so nasty

Tags: im, chat, idiots, wow, stranger, real name

Pirate on the Phone

2007-11-21T11:01:00.000-05:00

10:39:07 AM +12055158100: 83x: im not sure might go 2 my moms what are u doin
10:45:55 AM Pirate: i am jerking off today
10:45:55 AM +12055158100 (Autoreply): Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM!
10:46:30 AM +12055158100: Did u have a good bday
10:47:05 AM Pirate: yes, i killed two little kids ... and i bathed in their blood
10:55:22 AM +12055158100: Ahh lovely i miss u! we need 2 hang out soon what r u doin the rest of the week
10:56:25 AM Pirate: i think i might have to do some self-multilation, and get a tattoo of the word SLUT on my forearm
10:58:03 AM +12055158100: Huh i know u would not do such a thing
10:58:21 AM Pirate: oh i would.. i have the razor blade out now
10:59:28 AM +12055158100: Take it easy now
10:59:47 AM Pirate: i am not going to type here anymore, i might get blood on the keyboard. call me if you want to talk

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, mobile, razor blade, self-multilation

Active Identity

2007-11-02T11:52:00.000-04:00

11:34:57 AM nicholapike: Do you know how to activate this stupid bastard keyfob thing? they sent me an address to activate it, but it doesnt work- the address I mean
11:39:06 AM Pirate: i have no idea what you are talking about
11:40:46 AM nicholapike: you k ow the Activeidentity fob thing
11:41:38 AM Pirate: oh that thing, what is the serial number on the back of it?
11:41:53 AM nicholapike: 0754784769
11:42:06 AM Pirate: have you set up a password on it yet?
11:42:19 AM nicholapike: nope- cant get to any sites to do it
11:42:31 AM Pirate: weird
11:42:37 AM Pirate: who do you think i am anyway?
11:42:54 AM nicholapike: well I think you are lovely pete
11:43:03 AM nicholapike: but anyway- SHL told me you might know
11:43:17 AM Pirate: well my name is not Pete, and i have no idea who you are or SHL is
11:43:38 AM Pirate: but thanks for the serial number!
11:43:42 AM nicholapike: hehe
11:45:16 AM nicholapike: well who the chuff are ya then, as this is Petes AIM
11:46:00 AM Pirate: this is not Pete's aim ... i have had it for a very long time
11:46:08 AM nicholapike: lol
11:46:39 AM nicholapike: ah ok- sorry you are a diff pirate!
11:48:29 AM Pirate: of course i am
11:48:57 AM nicholapike: Apologies- there I was thinkng you were about to tell me how to work this thingy
11:49:26 AM Pirate: well I can tell you how to work your "thingy" but it is not the thingy you are thinking
11:49:30 AM nicholapike: lol
11:49:32 AM nicholapike: haha
11:49:43 AM nicholapike: thanks anyway for the "advice"
11:50:05 AM Pirate: quite welcome, and use small circles and direct pressure
11:50:18 AM nicholapike: LMAO

Tags: im, chat, idiots, serial number, actividentity, thingy

Not English Speaking

2007-10-18T12:46:00.000-04:00

11:42:35 AM korsanmir: hiii
11:42:49 AM Pirate: yes?
11:43:04 AM korsanmir: where are you from
11:43:29 AM Pirate: that is tiring, i am from earth
11:43:52 AM korsanmir: are you gırl or boy
11:44:03 AM Pirate: what does that matter?
11:44:30 AM korsanmir: want you talk with me
11:44:50 AM Pirate: if you want to talk, what does it matter if i am a boy or a girl
11:45:43 AM korsanmir: no matter
11:46:12 AM korsanmir: but i want learn
11:46:29 AM Pirate: learn what?
11:46:51 AM korsanmir: you is gırl or boy and where are you from
11:47:06 AM Pirate: you are lame
11:51:14 AM korsanmir: ok
11:51:15 AM korsanmir: byee

Tags: im, chat, idiots, korsan, mir, Pirate

Mom hates you

2007-10-18T12:43:00.000-04:00

7:13:34 PM matsuichick: is mom coming tomorrow
7:13:40 PM Pirate: no
7:13:48 PM matsuichick: ok
7:14:07 PM Pirate: she says she cant stand to look at you any more
7:14:11 PM Pirate: and wont be seen with you
7:14:24 PM matsuichick: ok,
7:14:41 PM Pirate: i think she is right, i dont like you anymore either

Tags: im, chat, mom, matsui, Pirate

The envelope, please!

2007-10-12T19:39:00.000-04:00

From:       ME!
Subject:    Re: HAPPY FALL
Date:    October 12, 2007 7:33:31 PM EDT
To:       jwmoss@comcast.net
Cc:       bucklegal31@aol.com, daystar7852@yahoo.com, bdiviney@texasdiecasting.com, cori_ingram@hotmail.com, asadistrict27@comcast.net, fina@vsgadmin.com, madi@comcast.net, pbmatlock@gmail.com

I bet you always need to have the last word :)

On Oct 12, 2007, at 6:13 PM, Janna Moss wrote:

Again - jackass. Jackass. Jackass. And I think we will all be sure to add you TO our address books instead of removing you. Looks like you need some friends, maybe that will eventually help your disposition.
Best of luck to you, you little grumpy jackass, you. :)

On Oct 12, 2007, at 5:07 PM, Pirate wrote:

Only if you care about such nonsense. :)

Oh and thanks for letting me know what a Jackass I am, this note makes it all worth it. :) LOL

On Oct 12, 2007, at 6:04 PM, Janna Moss wrote:

You know, we all make mistakes and "s**t" happens. You shouldn't be so rude about it though. Get over yourself.
I think this was supposed to go to pirate@comcast.net. And it's a sweet "thought", not drivel. Jackass.

Janna W Moss
jwmoss@comcast.net

On Oct 12, 2007, at 2:14 PM, Pirate wrote:

Whomever you all are... please do not send me this type of drivel.

Kindly remove my email address from your respective address books.

(I sent this first response in regards to one of those silly mass mailings that has been around forever!)

Tags: email, idiots, one grumpy female, janna moss

Love that Popeyes!

2007-10-03T16:18:00.000-04:00

4:09:37 PM frasersigns: Jean Burg wants another sign to hang under the first!!!
I quit.
4:10:13 PM Pirate: good! you suck at this job
4:11:50 PM frasersigns: I can get the same abuse at Popeye's. I think the hourly is better!
4:12:18 PM Pirate: it probably is, but you are not worth that much
4:12:46 PM frasersigns: original or crispy?
4:13:13 PM Pirate: you are dumb, popeyes is spicy or regular. original or crispy is Kentucky Fried Chicken
4:15:28 PM frasersigns: oops! You might be right. I might have to start paying you to keep working here!
4:15:58 PM Pirate: I am also pretty sure you are sending all these messages to the wrong person
4:16:19 PM frasersigns: Mark?
4:16:24 PM Pirate: nope
4:16:33 PM frasersigns: George?
4:16:38 PM Pirate: nope
4:16:48 PM frasersigns: Sorry!!!!

Tags: im, chat, idiots, fraser signs, kentucky fried chicken, popeyes

Here you go

2007-10-03T13:35:00.000-04:00

1:30:50 PM c10oakley: Polly want a cracker?
1:31:06 PM Pirate: idiot want punch in face?
1:31:23 PM c10oakley: whoa!!!

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, cracker, punch in face

Imitation is the Highest Form of Flattery

2007-09-26T23:02:00.000-04:00

9:48:54 PM pirated: hi
10:53:55 PM Pirate: yes i am
10:54:31 PM pirated: how are you
10:54:40 PM Pirate: it is actually funny how much drivel you put in your aim info
10:55:11 PM pirated: so?
10:55:31 PM Pirate: do i need a reason to make a comment?
10:55:43 PM pirated: sure
10:56:17 PM Pirate: you comparing someone's vagina to a black hole is like me comparing the size of your brain to a quantum particle
10:56:25 PM pirated: lol
10:56:32 PM pirated: it's not me saying it
10:56:35 PM pirated: a kid said it
10:56:36 PM pirated: in a chat
10:56:44 PM Pirate: so?
10:57:00 PM pirated: i thought it was humorous
10:57:27 PM Pirate: i can see how that would be with your brain being the size of a quantum particle and all
10:57:36 PM pirated: wow
10:57:55 PM pirated: if mine is a quantum particle
10:58:05 PM pirated: yours must be a fraction of one
10:58:26 PM Pirate: please tell me the actual name of something smaller than a quantum particle
10:58:31 PM Pirate: i might actually be impressed if you could
10:59:15 PM Pirate: make sure you type quantum particle correctly on your internet search query
10:59:34 PM pirated: i didnt use a thing that is
10:59:39 PM pirated: i said a fracion of one
11:00:06 PM Pirate: hmm, i think you miss the point of me using a quantum particle to begin with
11:00:42 PM pirated: smh
11:00:47 PM pirated: waste of time
11:00:48 PM pirated: nvm
11:00:50 PM pirated: bye]
11:00:58 PM Pirate: i agree, have a nice life

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, pirated

Responsibility and Training

2007-09-23T17:35:00.000-04:00

5:20:39 PM middle1999: hey =D
5:20:51 PM Pirate: yes?
5:22:01 PM middle1999: this is Chelsea from First Alliance Church. I noticed on facebook you had AIM
5:22:23 PM Pirate: thats great, but I dont have a facebook page
5:23:02 PM middle1999: umm okay
5:23:32 PM middle1999: isn't this isaac?
5:23:38 PM Pirate: nope
5:23:49 PM Pirate: and you are wasting your time at church, god called and he gave up on us
5:24:39 PM middle1999: you can think that. do you know a isaac anthony? because hes somoene I know and this was the screen name he used on facebook
5:25:00 PM Pirate: he obviously mistyped it or he thinks he is funny
5:25:04 PM Pirate: as this is my screen name
5:25:20 PM middle1999: okay, sorry to bother you. have a good day.
5:25:35 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
5:25:45 PM Pirate: pretty sure that proves i dont know an isaac
5:26:31 PM middle1999: um alright ... but its okay, he must have type he's screen name wrong. sorry to bother you
5:26:55 PM Pirate: no bother, it just gives me something new to put on the website i sent you
5:27:15 PM middle1999: why would you put this on your website?
5:27:35 PM Pirate: just like it says in the byline on the site, "Random IM's people send to the Screen Name of Pirate. I don't solicit these messages. They just happen."
5:28:15 PM middle1999: I dont want this convo being added to that website thank-you. Please do not use and place my screen name on there.
5:28:40 PM Pirate: you dont have a choice really, since i can do whatever i like with things folks send me unsolicited like this
5:29:22 PM middle1999: I dont aggree with it, and I will go to AIM/AOL and give them your screen name and tell them your posting IM's on a website with userscreen names
5:29:35 PM Pirate: um, you dont think they know already?
5:29:44 PM Pirate: since it is on aol property?
5:29:59 PM middle1999: im sure all these people on your website wound't like there screen name or e-mail posted for other to see
5:30:16 PM middle1999: they dont know unless someone tells them.
5:30:20 PM Pirate: it proves a point that people should be more careful about who they IM
5:30:28 PM Pirate: my site was there before you IM'd me
5:30:35 PM Pirate: you could have done the investigation
5:30:40 PM middle1999: yes, and I thought this was someone else
5:30:49 PM Pirate:then it makes it perfect to put on my site
5:31:18 PM middle1999: no, because this was posted as someone elses screen name, so I thought it would be the person I know not just some random person.
5:31:40 PM Pirate: i didnt put that AIM name on that site... therefore it is not my responsibility
5:31:59 PM Pirate: it was your responsibility to be sure it was correct before you IM'd it
5:32:05 PM Pirate: my site has been up since February
5:32:10 PM Pirate: so I am sure you could have found it
5:32:23 PM middle1999: why would I go looking through that part of AOL
5:32:38 PM middle1999: I dont know that part of AOl there for how would I know about your site?
5:32:41 PM Pirate: maybe to be responsible?

Tags: im, chat, idiots, pirate, isaac, Chelsea

A Confused Fantasy Football Fan

2007-09-22T15:49:00.000-04:00

C10oakley (7:03 PM): I think last week was fixed!!!
pirate (7:04 PM): Huh?
C10oakley (7:04 PM): Hey yourself...I demand a recount!!!
pirate (7:05 PM): Numbers don't lie, but some folks can't count that high it seems
pirate (7:09 PM): Who do you think this is anyway?

Tags: im, chat, pirate, oakley, fantasy football