I have a question

6:30:07 PM wtfisup112: i have a question
6:30:17 PM Pirate: what?
6:31:46 PM wtfisup112: why are you so damn sexy
6:32:13 PM Pirate: the same reason you are such an idiot, i just can't help it
6:32:25 PM wtfisup112: wanna send me nudes?
6:33:05 PM wtfisup112: dont be prude
6:33:48 PM wtfisup112: skeeyoooot
6:34:11 PM Pirate: here you go, http://tinyurl.com/6esebh
6:34:44 PM wtfisup112: that has to be one of the
6:34:51 PM wtfisup112: hottest things ive ever seen
6:35:55 PM wtfisup112: your a sick FCKU
6:39:55 PM Pirate: and you are an idiot as i said earlier, didnt mommy teach you not to click on links from strangers?

Say what again!

11:32:20 AM patmayolv1228: hey
11:32:48 AM patmayolv1228: hey
11:32:52 AM patmayolv1228: r u there
11:32:53 AM patmayolv1228: ?
11:33:04 AM Pirate: speak english
11:33:15 AM patmayolv1228: r u there?
11:33:29 AM Pirate: english, muthafukka, do you speak it?
11:33:39 AM patmayolv1228: yeah do u
11:33:40 AM patmayolv1228: ?
11:33:52 AM Pirate: u is not any word I have heard before
11:34:10 AM patmayolv1228: u means you
11:34:18 AM patmayolv1228: and r means are
11:34:25 AM Pirate: are you calling Marcellus Washington a bitch?
11:34:51 AM patmayolv1228: who the hell is he
?
11:35:10 AM Pirate: he is the one you owe money to, or have you forgotten?
11:35:25 AM patmayolv1228: y r u so mean to me u r mean to everyone
11:35:48 AM Pirate: what is no country I ever heard of?
11:36:07 AM Pirate: say what again!