Eliza, is that you?

10:50:58 PM vballinmmo: hoi
10:51:00 PM vballinmmo: hi
10:51:04 PM vballinmmo: hey
10:51:06 PM Pirate: hoy!
10:51:06 PM vballinmmo: r u on
10:51:15 PM vballinmmo: sup
10:51:22 PM Pirate: son
10:51:27 PM vballinmmo: k
10:51:41 PM vballinmmo: so what r u doing
10:51:56 PM vballinmmo: hey
10:51:57 PM Pirate: talking to some bot on IM named vballinmmo
10:52:03 PM vballinmmo: wtf
10:52:16 PM Pirate: are you a bot
10:52:41 PM vballinmmo: no i'm really a persom
10:52:46 PM Pirate: prove it, i think you are a bot
10:52:51 PM vballinmmo: hoew \
10:52:54 PM vballinmmo: how
10:53:10 PM Pirate: good try with the improper syntax above, but i am not buying it
10:53:14 PM Pirate: prove you are real now!
10:53:33 PM vballinmmo: i sware seriously want to know how
10:53:51 PM Pirate: come on Neo, prove it.. or the Agents will terminate your program!
10:54:11 PM vballinmmo: i have friends names bballinsmm and she is real
10:54:24 PM vballinmmo: yea i am hey
10:54:26 PM Pirate: you are some soulless computer program, arent you?
10:54:51 PM vballinmmo: no and sorry about the thing before
10:55:10 PM Pirate: nice try, bot. but i have no idea what that "thing" is
10:55:40 PM vballinmmo: the aim thing i typed before and how to i prove that i'm not a bot
10:55:54 PM vballinmmo: do ui have a blocked friend lovehorse111
10:55:56 PM vballinmmo: ?
10:56:03 PM Pirate: what is a love horse?
10:56:33 PM vballinmmo: it's a person that u were once friends with
10:56:46 PM Pirate: how can i have friends when you are a bot?
10:57:16 PM vballinmmo: because i'm not a bot and i was once friends with her
10:57:25 PM Pirate: what?
10:57:30 PM Pirate: que?
10:57:45 PM vballinmmo: i will what does que mean
10:57:51 PM vballinmmo: ?
10:57:52 PM vballinmmo: ???
10:58:01 PM vballinmmo: u
10:58:13 PM Pirate: el hombre con el sombrero nos envió

Banana man?

12:40:07 PM enjoiskating477: Where is banana man?
12:40:21 PM Pirate: where is your mother?
12:40:44 PM enjoiskating477: Idk at work
12:40:58 PM Pirate: working her street corner?
12:41:11 PM enjoiskating477: Yes
12:41:20 PM enjoiskating477: Fucking pussy
12:41:26 PM Pirate: in her knee high boots and micro mini-skirt
12:41:56 PM enjoiskating477: Yes didn't i just tell u that....pussy
12:42:32 PM Pirate: um no, you just said she was working her corner. i dressed her up from her normal fatty dress

Mom is still yapping

3:26:47 PM jmanning27: u there?
3:27:20 PM jmanning27: check out if mom is on when you return
3:30:20 PM jmanning27: uthere
3:31:16 PM Pirate: what?
3:31:56 PM jmanning27: mom is still yapping
3:32:33 PM jmanning27: anything else new at your place. how is your company faring
3:33:10 PM Pirate: well, i finally got rid of that hooker that had been badgering me. I finally paid her half what I owed her
3:33:27 PM Pirate: and the company is fine, we just need more parts to make the paper airplanes with
3:33:35 PM jmanning27: what hooker
3:33:49 PM Pirate: the female hooker that I have been using for the last 3 months
3:34:14 PM Pirate: you know the one with the mouth trick?

Pirate is not an Asian Chick

(09:24:57 PM) Miisz Clumzy: wannabe :D
(09:30:44 PM) Pirate: so if i am a wannabe, how did i get the name?
(09:31:26 PM) Miisz Clumzy: Is this chann ?
(09:31:38 PM) Pirate: what is a chann?
(09:33:36 PM) Miisz Clumzy: a chann is a asian chiqk from Lowell mass she's a senior at Lowell high and she also hope's to attend art school in boston :)
(09:34:32 PM) Pirate: i am definitely not an asian chick
(09:34:57 PM) Miisz Clumzy: Alright a white girl haha
(09:35:29 PM) Pirate: i think you have the wrong person
(09:35:53 PM) Miisz Clumzy: No I don't this is chanmary
(09:36:11 PM) Pirate: when was the last time you talked to this person on the SN of Pirate? which is the SN i am on now
(09:37:06 PM) Miisz Clumzy: like 10 minute's ago
(09:37:20 PM) Pirate: um, no. that was this same conversation
(09:37:33 PM) Pirate: you have never talked to Pirate before
(09:37:42 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes
(09:37:51 PM) Pirate: when have you talked to Pirate
(09:38:21 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes I have I'm the master of all pirate's arggh !
(09:38:33 PM) Pirate: whatever
(09:39:05 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yea I'm right
(09:39:33 PM) Pirate: right about what? you have never talked to me before tonight, and I am not the asian chick you think i am
(09:40:30 PM) Miisz Clumzy: yes huh
(09:41:05 PM) Pirate: what?
(09:41:28 PM) Miisz Clumzy: nothin chan
(09:41:52 PM) Pirate: if i am Chan, call me
(09:42:29 PM) Pirate: or better yet, tell me my phone number
(09:42:44 PM) Pirate: so i can call Chan :)
(09:43:59 PM) Miisz Clumzy: I just called you
(09:44:06 PM) Pirate: none of my phones rang
(09:44:26 PM) Miisz Clumzy: grrr, fine
(09:44:30 PM) Pirate: when did Chan tell you this was her SN?
(09:45:11 PM) Miisz Clumzy: I'm physic I know these thing's
(09:45:24 PM) Pirate: you mean psychic?