Thursday, April 24, 2008

Save your face!!

4:30:55 PM fishface4495: HEYY
4:31:02 PM Pirate: what?
4:31:11 PM fishface4495: whats up?
4:31:19 PM Pirate: you smell something?
4:31:27 PM fishface4495: yea you
4:31:37 PM Pirate: i smell fish, and not a good fish
4:31:49 PM fishface4495: SAVE THE WHALES!
4:32:01 PM Pirate: whales are not fish, they are mammals
4:32:14 PM fishface4495: save them they are going extinct
4:32:27 PM Pirate: i wish you were extinct
4:32:39 PM fishface4495: me too unfortunatly suicide failed
4:33:06 PM fishface4495: SAVE THE TURTLES!
4:33:30 PM Pirate: do you want something specific?  or are you just going to type random things into here
4:33:58 PM fishface4495: no i am serious i am a animal activist saving things is my life choosen career
4:34:28 PM Pirate: the animals are in trouble, since your spelling and grammar are not so hot
4:35:48 PM fishface4495: yea i don't care about my grammer or spelling i care about hte fact that people don't care about our enviroment. did you know that if every continent used as many resourses as america the world would be out of natural resourses in 10 years!
4:35:55 PM fishface4495: the**
4:36:15 PM Pirate: resources*
4:36:26 PM fishface4495: yea sorry my bad
4:36:44 PM fishface4495: RECYCLE!
4:38:05 PM fishface4495: what would you do if someone just came up to you and started testing make-up and hair care supplies on you?
4:38:35 PM Pirate: i would move to NJ
4:38:54 PM fishface4495: NJ is just as bad as any other part of the world
4:38:59 PM Pirate: it is a chemical swamp  already
4:39:57 PM fishface4495: i no which means everyone in NJ is breathing up chemicals that are slowly eating away at their brains and they all one day die of chemical poisoning
4:40:13 PM Pirate: hmm, and i bet you live in ledgewood, nj
4:40:54 PM fishface4495: hmmmm i bet your wrong i live on the road in a camper taking the world one street at a time
4:41:00 PM Pirate: you started IM'ing me just after someone from ledgewood looked at my blog
4:41:09 PM fishface4495: and?
4:41:28 PM Pirate: i dont think it is a coincidence
4:41:41 PM fishface4495: and? you are making no sence
4:42:00 PM Pirate: you must not know the word, coincidence
4:42:10 PM Pirate: meaning... i think you looked at my blog and IM'd me afterward

(editor's note:  someone from ledgewood, nj looked at the blog 4 more times after this conversation yesterday)

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Frechman talking

1:29:23 PM pitinho1221:  
1:31:52 PM pitinho1221:  
1:38:08 PM Pirate: ?
1:40:28 PM pitinho1221: bonjour
1:41:39 PM Pirate: what do you want?
1:41:50 PM pitinho1221: do you speak french ?
1:42:02 PM Pirate: no, why would I?
1:44:18 PM pitinho1221: Desolate I do not speak English
1:44:32 PM Pirate: just like i dont speak french
1:48:25 PM pitinho1221: moi je parle français
1:49:30 PM Pirate: how do you say capitulation in french?
1:50:06 PM pitinho1221: casse-toi
1:50:24 PM Pirate: that seems to short to be correct
1:51:02 PM pitinho1221: d'ou tu sors toi je t'ai rien demandé
1:52:01 PM Pirate: does your mom still have that donkey rack in her bedroom?
1:52:44 PM pitinho1221: va te faire foutre dans les grandes largeurs
1:53:14 PM pitinho1221: barre toi je t'ai rien demandé ou cause moi francais
1:53:49 PM Pirate: can you show me how to let the germans invade?
1:54:28 PM pitinho1221: tu sais ce kil te fais le singe dans le lit?
1:54:37 PM pitinho1221: va t'en
1:54:55 PM pitinho1221: barre toi
1:55:12 PM pitinho1221: MERDE
1:55:59 PM pitinho1221: tu veux discuter police ou tu veux un dessin?
1:56:16 PM Pirate: i know the word police...
1:56:34 PM pitinho1221: yes
1:56:37 PM pitinho1221: alors
1:56:46 PM Pirate: cops robbers and hookers
1:57:19 PM pitinho1221: fook you bye  (note: edited)

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Your mom does porn

12:30:52 PM austinwhite15: hey pirate
12:31:10 PM Pirate: yes?
12:31:17 PM austinwhite15: have you seen the movie 21
12:31:35 PM Pirate: is that the porno your mom did?
12:31:51 PM austinwhite15: no she was in the otherone
12:32:06 PM austinwhite15: cant remeber the name
12:32:26 PM Pirate: excessive penetration milf's doing crack
12:32:29 PM Pirate: was the name i think
12:32:36 PM austinwhite15: yea thats the one
12:32:49 PM Pirate: she was horrid in that
12:32:59 PM austinwhite15: it wasnt her best film
12:33:20 PM Pirate: the one where she was snorting coke off the dead girl was her best
12:33:40 PM austinwhite15: yea that did get me laughing

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Art bribes?

2:02:32 PM slzero1: hey, Uni, are you taking any art bribes at the moment?
2:42:32 PM Pirate: art bribes?
2:42:42 PM slzero1: Yes?
2:43:05 PM Pirate: i have no idea what an art bribe is
2:43:11 PM slzero1: o____o
2:43:14 PM slzero1: My bad.
2:43:25 PM Pirate: nor do i know who Uni is
2:43:25 PM slzero1: ^^;;
2:43:43 PM slzero1: Sorry.
2:44:22 PM slzero1: A different question then; Are you on Gaia Online? ^^;
2:44:35 PM Pirate: i assume no, since i dont know what that is
2:44:48 PM slzero1: Alright then.
2:46:57 PM Pirate: good enough

Thursday, April 3, 2008

I don't care

9:40:51 PM flamestoashess: hi
9:40:57 PM flamestoashess: oh god
9:40:59 PM flamestoashess: finally
9:41:02 PM Pirate: what?
9:41:02 PM flamestoashess: your online
9:43:00 PM Pirate: and?
9:45:03 PM Pirate: weak
9:46:00 PM flamestoashess: im still here
9:46:03 PM flamestoashess: just invisible
9:46:11 PM Pirate: and?
9:46:20 PM flamestoashess: why am i weak?
9:46:30 PM Pirate: because you IM me and you have nothing to say
9:46:36 PM flamestoashess: i do
9:46:40 PM flamestoashess: you just dont seem intrested
9:47:04 PM Pirate: i am not interested in what you have to say, because i am sure it wont be anything i care about
9:48:10 PM flamestoashess: no you wont
9:48:26 PM flamestoashess: i just figured maybe id find one of those caring random internet people
9:48:30 PM flamestoashess: i guess not
9:48:42 PM Pirate: yah good luck with finding who cares
9:49:07 PM flamestoashess: why are you such a jerk
9:49:26 PM Pirate: because you are an idiot for thinking a random person would give a crap about you
9:50:09 PM flamestoashess: wow.
9:52:02 PM Pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/
9:52:05 PM Pirate: posted there
9:52:34 PM flamestoashess: thats great
9:52:41 PM Pirate: you are welcome
9:53:00 PM Pirate: and you live in covert, michigan
9:53:09 PM flamestoashess: no.
9:53:11 PM flamestoashess: i dont
9:53:16 PM Pirate: yes, you do.. or near there
9:53:25 PM flamestoashess: how the hell would you know?
9:53:33 PM Pirate: since that is where your IP is .. i can see it from when you looked at the site i sent you
9:54:20 PM flamestoashess: no. im on vacation
9:54:21 PM flamestoashess: sorry
9:54:29 PM Pirate: so as a lesson, dont im random folks and look at links they send you
9:54:31 PM Pirate: nice try
9:54:37 PM Pirate: but i really dont care if you are there or not
9:55:11 PM flamestoashess: no really im in a lake house next to lake michigan
9:55:16 PM flamestoashess: where f00king covert is (note: edited)
9:55:21 PM Pirate: child, i really dont care
9:55:32 PM Pirate: your protestations just make me sure i am right
9:56:07 PM flamestoashess: your ignorance makes me sure your just as big a dumbass as you seem
9:56:36 PM Pirate: well my ignorance is greater than yours, since i knew how to get your location by you looking at my website
9:56:42 PM Pirate: remember you had to ask me how i did it
9:57:40 PM flamestoashess: so because you can f00king look up an IP that makes you a genius (note: edited)
9:57:55 PM Pirate: i am not the one looking for random people to IM now am i?
9:58:25 PM flamestoashess: i was bored.
9:58:38 PM flamestoashess: some people arent asses like you
9:58:39 PM Pirate: next time you are bored go lay in the street
9:58:59 PM flamestoashess: im sure itd be better than talking with you
9:59:12 PM Pirate: it would make you more entertaining that is for sure