Thursday, October 18, 2007

Not English Speaking

11:42:35 AM korsanmir: hiii
11:42:49 AM Pirate: yes?
11:43:04 AM korsanmir: where are you from
11:43:29 AM Pirate: that is tiring, i am from earth
11:43:52 AM korsanmir: are you gırl or boy
11:44:03 AM Pirate: what does that matter?
11:44:30 AM korsanmir: want you talk with me
11:44:50 AM Pirate: if you want to talk, what does it matter if i am a boy or a girl
11:45:43 AM korsanmir: no matter
11:46:12 AM korsanmir: but i want learn
11:46:29 AM Pirate: learn what?
11:46:51 AM korsanmir: you is gırl or boy and where are you from
11:47:06 AM Pirate: you are lame
11:51:14 AM korsanmir: ok
11:51:15 AM korsanmir: byee

Mom hates you

7:13:34 PM matsuichick: is mom coming tomorrow
7:13:40 PM Pirate: no
7:13:48 PM matsuichick: ok
7:14:07 PM Pirate: she says she cant stand to look at you any more
7:14:11 PM Pirate: and wont be seen with you
7:14:24 PM matsuichick: ok,
7:14:41 PM Pirate: i think she is right, i dont like you anymore either


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Friday, October 12, 2007

The envelope, please!

From:       ME!
Subject:     Re: HAPPY FALL
Date:     October 12, 2007 7:33:31 PM EDT
To:       jwmoss@comcast.net
Cc:       bucklegal31@aol.com, daystar7852@yahoo.com, bdiviney@texasdiecasting.com, cori_ingram@hotmail.com, asadistrict27@comcast.net, fina@vsgadmin.com, madi@comcast.net, pbmatlock@gmail.com

I bet you always need to have the last word :)

On Oct 12, 2007, at 6:13 PM, Janna Moss wrote:

Again - jackass.  Jackass.  Jackass.  And I think we will all be sure to add you TO our address books instead of removing you.  Looks like you need some friends, maybe that will eventually help your disposition.
Best of luck to you, you little grumpy jackass, you. :)

On Oct 12, 2007, at 5:07 PM, Pirate wrote:

Only if you care about such nonsense. :)

Oh and thanks for letting me know what a Jackass I am, this note makes it all worth it. :)  LOL

On Oct 12, 2007, at 6:04 PM, Janna Moss wrote:

You know, we all make mistakes and "s**t" happens.  You shouldn't be so rude about it though.  Get over yourself.
I think this was supposed to go to pirate@comcast.net.  And it's a sweet "thought", not drivel.  Jackass.

Janna W Moss
jwmoss@comcast.net

On Oct 12, 2007, at 2:14 PM, Pirate wrote:

Whomever you all are... please do not send me this type of drivel.

Kindly remove my email address from your respective address books.


(I sent this first response in regards to one of those silly mass mailings that has been around forever!)

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Love that Popeyes!

4:09:37 PM frasersigns: Jean Burg wants another sign to hang under the first!!!
I quit.
4:10:13 PM Pirate: good!  you suck at this job
4:11:50 PM frasersigns: I can get the same abuse at Popeye's. I think the hourly is better!
4:12:18 PM Pirate: it probably is, but you are not worth that much
4:12:46 PM frasersigns: original or crispy?
4:13:13 PM Pirate: you are dumb, popeyes is spicy or regular.  original or crispy is Kentucky Fried Chicken
4:15:28 PM frasersigns: oops! You might be right. I might have to start paying you to keep working here!
4:15:58 PM Pirate: I am also pretty sure you are sending all these messages to the wrong person
4:16:19 PM frasersigns: Mark?
4:16:24 PM Pirate: nope
4:16:33 PM frasersigns: George?
4:16:38 PM Pirate: nope
4:16:48 PM frasersigns: Sorry!!!!

Here you go

1:30:50 PM c10oakley: Polly want a cracker?
1:31:06 PM Pirate: idiot want punch in face?
1:31:23 PM c10oakley: whoa!!!