Thursday, June 28, 2007

Lohan contacted me from Rehab

3:48:24 PM lbminniegirl: who is this?
3:54:49 PM pirate: no idea, who is this?
4:06:12 PM lbminniegirl: lindsey
4:06:22 PM pirate: lohan?
4:06:28 PM lbminniegirl: nvm....
4:06:35 PM pirate: alrighty

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Plastic Surgery...from 6/22/07

10:54:49 PM plasticsurgeryx3: omg you unblocekd me?!
10:54:51 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ily
10:54:57 PM plasticsurgeryx3: *unblocked
10:55:11 PM plasticsurgeryx3: =D
10:55:14 PM pirate: just to see what you would say
10:55:28 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ohh, nice. bored much?
10:55:38 PM pirate: not at all
10:55:53 PM plasticsurgeryx3: well thanks.
10:56:03 PM plasticsurgeryx3: now i have someone to talk to. =)
10:56:31 PM pirate: lol, do you?
10:57:09 PM plasticsurgeryx3: yeahh. annd i think i broke my t.v...accidentally. =/
10:57:20 PM pirate: you do realize.. that i will post this
10:57:26 PM plasticsurgeryx3: but why?
10:57:33 PM pirate: because i didnt ask you to im me
10:57:39 PM pirate: which is how pirate lives
10:57:58 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ...yeah but you were waiting for me to im you...you knew i would.
10:58:21 PM pirate: was i?  maybe my block list was full and i had to delete everyone
10:58:28 PM pirate: and you just happened to im me first
10:58:35 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ohh.. kuhl!
10:58:54 PM pirate: did you hear from your one friend that I called you a slut?
10:59:02 PM plasticsurgeryx3: yeah, i DID!
10:59:06 PM pirate: good!
10:59:20 PM plasticsurgeryx3: not really. =(
10:59:47 PM pirate: well arent you?  you IM'd me less than 20 min after i unblocked you
10:59:51 PM pirate: you must be!
11:00:21 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ...i was bored. annd no one else is on. yeahh, i imed you on like 3 different screen names.
11:00:27 PM plasticsurgeryx3: =D
11:00:46 PM pirate: and i blocked them all, didnt I?
11:00:57 PM plasticsurgeryx3: nopee. you just didnt answer...i think.
11:01:06 PM pirate: no, i blocked them
11:01:15 PM plasticsurgeryx3: oh, nicee. =/
11:01:16 PM pirate: you wont see me online in any of them
11:01:26 PM pirate: and i still know nothing about you
11:01:30 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ohh kay.
11:01:31 PM plasticsurgeryx3: fine
11:01:51 PM plasticsurgeryx3: my name is...hope, i live in l.a...hehe
11:02:09 PM pirate: what is l.a...hehe
11:02:26 PM plasticsurgeryx3: L.A., California.
11:02:30 PM pirate: so?
11:02:35 PM plasticsurgeryx3: you asked
11:02:48 PM pirate: what did i ask?  you lost me
11:03:00 PM plasticsurgeryx3: what is l.a...thats what you asked
11:03:13 PM pirate: ah, i never asked for your location
11:03:17 PM pirate: you presumed i did
11:03:31 PM pirate: and i know you dont live there, since i have a locational bug on my journals page
11:03:34 PM pirate: guess again
11:03:47 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ...you said you didnt know anything about me, so i made up a fake name...annd...nice.
11:04:05 PM plasticsurgeryx3: so where do i live huh?
11:04:18 PM pirate: well not in LA
11:04:29 PM pirate: and i didnt care enough to try to remember
11:04:31 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ....ahaahhahaha.
11:04:42 PM plasticsurgeryx3: well, i live in ohio.
11:04:56 PM plasticsurgeryx3: =D
11:05:44 PM pirate: you gave up your location pretty easy... without even knowing if i really knew or not
11:06:11 PM plasticsurgeryx3: D= what a shame. you gonna stalk me now?
11:06:21 PM pirate: why would i?  
11:06:32 PM pirate: you could be 10 years old for all i know?
11:06:51 PM plasticsurgeryx3: omg. youre saying im that immature. D=
11:07:08 PM pirate: no, i am just pointing out that i have no reason to stalk you
11:07:17 PM pirate: age was an easy target for the supposition
11:07:34 PM plasticsurgeryx3: oh...kay.
11:08:27 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ...soo....someone told me you were a girl and you're name started with a l....weell told my friend rather, she said she couldnt tell me. pssht. =(
11:08:51 PM pirate: i am not a girl, and my name is not lauren
11:08:59 PM plasticsurgeryx3: oh YEAH lauren
11:09:03 PM pirate: which seems to be the common misperception
11:09:04 PM plasticsurgeryx3: that was itt.
11:09:19 PM plasticsurgeryx3: soo...why in the world would she think that?
11:09:25 PM pirate: oh, and yes you seem a bit immature to me
11:10:04 PM plasticsurgeryx3: thankyou...wait..no...=( whatever. i've been told i was...mature. soo...okay i dont care what you think.
11:10:04 PM pirate: she could think that because of the journal
11:10:15 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ..
11:10:18 PM pirate: my page is read by alot of people, and they trick others into reading it
11:10:22 PM pirate: or IM'ing me
11:10:38 PM pirate: I am glad you dont care what i think
11:10:50 PM plasticsurgeryx3: lol. no. i searched for random screen names on google and your page came up.
11:10:55 PM pirate: since i have told you already that I am posting this, and yet you continue to talk
11:11:06 PM plasticsurgeryx3: yeah..
11:11:08 PM pirate: that doesnt seem very mature or protective
11:11:18 PM plasticsurgeryx3: why? -wonders-
11:11:30PM pirate: most women are worried about stalkers on the internet
11:11:36 PM pirate: but it seems you are looking for one
11:11:43 PM plasticsurgeryx3: how do you know im a woman?
11:11:44 PM pirate: making me think you are immatture
11:11:55 PM pirate: guys are diff, they curse
11:11:56 PM plasticsurgeryx3: omg i am not looking for a weird stalker dude.
11:12:01 PM pirate: you try to figure me out
11:12:05 PM pirate: making you a girl
11:12:12 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ...uhmm..wow..
11:12:24 PM plasticsurgeryx3: you're smart...but im a guy.
11:12:29 PM pirate: have  you read my journal?  it is easy to see
11:12:40 PM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
11:12:47 PM plasticsurgeryx3: kay letme read..
11:13:39 PM pirate: dumb
11:13:40 PM pirate: Time of Visit         Jun 22 2007 11:12:57 pm
Last Page View         Jun 22 2007 11:12:57 pm
11:13:46 PM plasticsurgeryx3: omgg. 15 year olds play with barbie's?
11:13:47 PM pirate: and know i know where you live
11:14:09 PM plasticsurgeryx3: which is...where?
11:14:19 PM pirate:          
Continent     :     North America
Country     :     United States  (Facts)
State     :     New Jersey
City     :     XXXXXX
Lat/Long     :     41.078, -74.1764 (Map)
11:14:51 PM plasticsurgeryx3: omg wth? i dont live in nobody's new jersey...but still.
11:15:01 PM plasticsurgeryx3: nice try though.
11:15:02 PM plasticsurgeryx3: omg
11:15:07 PM pirate: yah.. .it is
11:15:08 PM plasticsurgeryx3: you wont post that will you?
11:15:13 PM pirate: yes i will
11:15:15 PM pirate: i told you
11:15:20 PM pirate: twice
11:15:24 PM pirate: and you kept on coming
11:15:26 PM plasticsurgeryx3: omgg, cant you like block that stuff out?
11:15:33 PM plasticsurgeryx3: plzz?
11:15:38 PM plasticsurgeryx3:
11:15:46 PM pirate: i figure 2 warnings is enough
11:15:52 PM pirate: and i even told you i could track it
11:15:57 PM pirate: so yes, i will post it
11:16:05 PM plasticsurgeryx3: i was stoopid and didnt listen. =(


Friday, June 22, 2007

Quite the act about how scared someone is...

11:25:01 PM kandixhxc: D= omg i hate you..please take it down? plzplzplz?
11:25:10 PM pirate: who is this?
11:25:21 PM kandixhxc: plasticsurgeryx3
11:25:24 PM kandixhxc: ahah.
11:25:37 PM pirate: how many times did i tell you?
11:26:02 PM kandixhxc: twice but i thought it was three times...come onn..
11:26:11 PM pirate: this will get posted also
11:26:16 PM kandixhxc: alright
11:26:19 PM pirate: so everyone will know this name also
11:26:26 PM kandixhxc: but can you  take it down?
11:26:32 PM pirate: why?
11:26:32 PM kandixhxc: i dont care about my sns.
11:26:39 PM kandixhxc: because...im scared. =(
11:26:42 PM pirate: good
11:26:44 PM pirate: you should be
11:26:49 PM kandixhxc: ive learned my lesson
11:26:52 PM pirate: im'ing people you dont know
11:26:55 PM kandixhxc: yeah
11:27:02 PM kandixhxc: ive learned itt..=(
11:27:06 PM pirate: welcome to the real world
11:27:34 PM kandixhxc: omg. okay. =( plzz take it down? ill NEVER im anyone I DONT KNOW again, including you
11:27:48 PM pirate: sorry, it is there forever... along with this chat
11:28:05 PM kandixhxc: omg, dont you have the least bit of sympathy for me?
11:28:13 PM pirate: none, go die... see if i care
11:28:26 PM kandixhxc: hah. alright. fine.
11:28:51 PM pirate: like i believe you really learned your lesson
11:30:31 PM kandixhxc: can you give me the link to the jornal again? i forgot it..
11:30:51 PM pirate: you block me and unblock me to ask for the journal page?
11:30:53 PM pirate: LOL
11:31:02 PM kandixhxc: ...=/
11:31:13 PM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
11:31:19 PM kandixhxc: thankyou.
11:31:19 PM pirate: are you off telling your friends?
11:31:25 PM kandixhxc: no.
11:31:29 PM kandixhxc: idc.
11:31:49 PM kandixhxc: id rather kill myself than someone else do it for me...so i wont be hrer to tell them.
11:31:54 PM kandixhxc: *here
11:32:16 PM pirate: up to you
11:32:20 PM pirate: but this is there now also
11:32:34 PM kandixhxc: uh huh i know. idc.
11:33:16 PM kandixhxc: mhmm...thanks.
11:33:23 PM pirate: quite welcome
11:33:35 PM kandixhxc: yeah and im sorry.
11:33:40 PM pirate: i doubt it
11:33:48 PM kandixhxc: oh you really have no idea.
11:33:50 PM pirate: i think your platitudes are not heartfelt
11:34:12 PM kandixhxc: actually, they've never been more heartfelt..
11:34:25 PM pirate: and why is that?
11:34:43 PM kandixhxc:  because i've basically hurt everyone
11:34:50 PM pirate: how?
11:35:06 PM kandixhxc: letting stuff out over the internet and talking to strangers.
11:35:23 PM pirate: and who have you hurt? other than yourself?
11:35:35 PM kandixhxc: my whole family.
11:35:42 PM pirate: LOL
11:35:49 PM kandixhxc: how is that funny?
11:35:53 PM pirate: you have not said anything about your family
11:36:22 PM kandixhxc: no, but people know where we live, and this isnt my house anyways, its my grandparent's.
11:36:46 PM pirate: people? 
11:36:55 PM kandixhxc: yes..people.
11:37:09 PM pirate: you seem to like to exaggerate how many people know the SN's you use
11:37:20 PM pirate: and how many people do you know who read my journal?
11:37:24 PM kandixhxc: i dont care about the damn sns.
11:37:29 PM kandixhxc: ill make new ones.
11:37:45 PM pirate: so why does any of this affect your family, smart guy?
11:37:52 PM pirate: you are just playing for sympathy
11:38:03 PM kandixhxc: i just told you. my god. you posted where i lived in your stoopid jornal.
11:38:09 PM kandixhxc: oh yeah i wish
11:38:14 PM pirate: you claimed you didnt live there
11:38:17 PM kandixhxc: i dont
11:38:18 PM pirate: so you just confirme
11:38:22 PM pirate: confirmed
11:38:24 PM pirate: LOL
11:38:24 PM kandixhxc: my grandparents do.
11:38:25 PM pirate: idiot
11:38:26 PM kandixhxc: omg.
11:38:35 PM kandixhxc: wth are you talking about?
11:38:42 PM pirate: you are AN idiot
11:38:52 PM kandixhxc: i guess so..ahah...?
11:38:59 PM pirate: very much so
11:39:02 PM pirate: you are so concerned
11:39:11 PM pirate: yet you continue on with this
11:39:16 PM kandixhxc: ...yeah i would be.
11:39:51 PM kandixhxc: because i was hoping you'd care a little and atleast take the part out where you say where i am.
11:40:04 PM kandixhxc: but whatever.
11:40:08 PM pirate: i could care less.. and i warned you
11:40:12 PM kandixhxc: i know
11:40:14 PM pirate: and you went and looked anyway
11:40:29 PM kandixhxc: i didnt think you would. you did it on purpose.
11:40:38 PM kandixhxc: you prolly like seeing people's lifes ruined.
11:40:44 PM pirate: Random IM's people send to the Screen Name of Pirate.  I don't solicit these messages.  They just happen.
11:40:48 PM kandixhxc: gawd. i should've known.
11:40:50 PM pirate: that is what is at the top of my profile
11:40:57 PM kandixhxc: ..yeah
11:40:59 PM kandixhxc: but
11:41:02 PM pirate: but what?
11:41:09 PM kandixhxc: whats that supposed to mean?
11:41:13 PM pirate: you think the internet is safe?
11:41:15 PM kandixhxc: whatever.
11:41:16 PM kandixhxc: NO
11:41:17 PM pirate: it isnt
11:41:20 PM kandixhxc: omgsh
11:41:25 PM kandixhxc: stop rubbing everything in
11:41:27 PM pirate: learn to protect yourself
11:41:35 PM kandixhxc: i have. but you dont care.
11:41:40 PM pirate: no i dont
11:41:43 PM kandixhxc: exactly
11:41:48 PM kandixhxc: so stop acting like you do
11:41:49 PM pirate: you were dumb enough to continue on
11:41:52 PM pirate: just like now
11:41:52 PM kandixhxc: omgg
11:41:58 PM pirate: i have told you this will get posted
11:41:59 PM kandixhxc: what else am i supposed to do
11:42:00 PM pirate: and you keep on
11:42:04 PM kandixhxc: fine
11:42:06 PM kandixhxc: ill leave
11:42:09 PM pirate: block me! dont talk
11:42:09 PM kandixhxc: and pray tongiht
11:42:13 PM kandixhxc: bye
11:42:14 PM pirate: jesus anything!

I hate children!

10:17:54 PM brixlovesxyoux75: is this alex
10:18:19 PM brixlovesxyoux75: dah who is this then
10:18:38 PM brixlovesxyoux75: okay
10:18:39 PM brixlovesxyoux75: w.e
10:18:46 PM brixlovesxyoux75: yes i do
10:18:58 PM brixlovesxyoux75: yes i do
10:20:05 PM pirate: loser.. you have no idea who this is
10:20:43 PM pirate: omg.. how much crap can you have in your profile?
10:21:10 PM pirate: Wait for the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,who calls you back when you hang up on him,who will stay awake just to watch you sleep,wait for the guy who wants to show you off to all of his friends even when you're in you're sweats,who holds you're hand in front of his friends,wait for the for the one who is constanly reminding you how much he cares for you even though everyone else can see it.
10:21:16 PM pirate: jesus, are you like 12?
10:21:22 PM brixlovesxyoux75: no
10:21:24 PM brixlovesxyoux75: 15
10:21:27 PM pirate: LOL
10:21:31 PM pirate: like that is any better
10:22:09 PM pirate: go play with your barbies, and leave me alone

Thursday, June 21, 2007

A very bad attempt

9:40:17 AM bjenkss07: hey f*ck for brains  (edited for content)
9:40:36 AM bjenkss07: haha c*nt   (edited for content)
9:40:39 AM pirate: yes, mr freestyle?
9:40:45 AM bjenkss07: what
9:40:52 AM pirate: your aim profile
9:41:11 AM bjenkss07: oh haha how is this
9:42:04 AM pirate: well that certainly took you aback didnt it?
9:43:21 AM bjenkss07: no click this its suuuch a funny you tube vid http//utube//. ,=kikijuirsadaae   (his lame attempt to bury an URL)
9:43:40 AM pirate: lame
9:43:48 AM pirate: you cant even hide an url correctly
9:44:07 AM bjenkss07: whatr?
9:44:46 AM pirate: the url above is not even correctly formed, making it so that I am suspicious and not even bothering to click on it
9:44:55 AM pirate: therefore not taking me to the site you have buried under it
9:44:57 AM pirate: idiot

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

No!!!

12:55:12 PM tsalzy5: hi
12:55:29 PM pirate: ?
12:56:31 PM tsalzy5: hello
12:56:41 PM pirate: you said that already
12:58:51 PM tsalzy5: r u an aimbot
12:59:02 PM pirate: what do you think?
12:59:07 PM tsalzy5: no
12:59:14 PM pirate: good guess

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

That is such filth

10:05:38 PM lbe923: hey
10:05:44 PM lbe923: who is this again
10:05:52 PM pirate: no on you know, delete me
10:05:59 PM lbe923: what?
10:06:18 PM pirate: no one you know, delete me
10:06:45 PM lbe923: wait do u know jill?
10:06:55 PM pirate: no
10:07:01 PM pirate: are you jack?
10:07:10 PM lbe923: lmao funny no
10:07:16 PM lbe923: but still do u know Jill?
10:07:30 PM pirate: good god.. do i have to repeat everything
10:07:30 PM pirate: no
10:07:39 PM lbe923: ok fine jeez w/e bye
10:07:44 PM pirate: thank god
10:08:02 PM lbe923: jeez whats ur problem bye
10:08:11 PM pirate: stop cybering me, leave me alone
10:08:53 PM lbe923: ok gosh im sorry
10:09:12 PM pirate: omg.. stop saying those nasty things to me.. i dont want to cyber you
10:09:30 PM lbe923: what im not saying anything like that
10:09:42 PM pirate: my eyes are burning... i cant even read that filth
10:10:11 PM pirate: is your mom typing that?  she said the same thing to me last night

Well, she IS...

12:37:40 PM wordup1: hey
12:41:26 PM pirate: ?
12:41:36 PM wordup1: my friends says yur cool
12:41:45 PM wordup1: and gave me yur sn
12:41:46 PM pirate: which friend?
12:41:54 PM wordup1: a friend
12:42:06 PM pirate: is that it?
12:42:19 PM wordup1: hi wats up?
12:42:21 PM wordup1: oh yea
12:42:27 PM wordup1: i have a message 4 u
12:42:56 PM pirate: spit out
12:43:28 PM wordup1: plasticsurgeryx3 loves you and wants u to unblock her
12:43:43 PM pirate: tell her she can suck it
12:43:51 PM wordup1: she'd like that
12:44:01 PM pirate: no kidding.. she is such a slut
12:44:15 PM wordup1: MWAH!-ttyl-
12:44:34 PM pirate: i doubt that, since i am blocking you also

Monday, June 18, 2007

A fan of plastic surgery times 3?

1:08:14 PM plasticsurgeryx3: omgg HII
1:10:40 PM plasticsurgeryx3: im like your biggest fan...and you wont speak to me. =(
1:10:43 PM plasticsurgeryx3: how depressing
1:15:01 PM pirate: it was because i was at lunch
1:15:06 PM pirate: and just who are you?
1:15:09 PM plasticsurgeryx3: ohh
1:15:12 PM plasticsurgeryx3: alright
1:15:27 PM plasticsurgeryx3: im kandi, deja, or skemo. or whatever else!
1:15:44 PM pirate: um ok
1:15:59 PM plasticsurgeryx3: yeah, hehe...so who are you?
1:16:26 PM pirate: you should know, you are my biggest fan you said
1:17:09 PM plasticsurgeryx3: yeah...but your sn is  pirate, so im gonna assume you're a pirate...
1:17:34 PM plasticsurgeryx3: i just wanted to know your name..soo.. i wouldnt have to call you pirate all the time
1:17:40 PM pirate: that would not be useful
1:17:45 PM pirate: since i dont plan on talking to you ever again
1:17:50 PM plasticsurgeryx3: omgsh
1:17:52 PM plasticsurgeryx3: really?
1:17:55 PM plasticsurgeryx3: why not?
1:18:16 PM plasticsurgeryx3: no one ever talks to me. i must suck...
1:18:21 PM pirate: you must
1:18:26 PM plasticsurgeryx3: yeah..
1:18:57 PM pirate: go suck some more, i am blocking you and posting this

See more sponges

10:28:23 AM cmoresponges: hey!
10:28:36 AM cmoresponges: what's up?
10:28:51 AM cmoresponges: dude?!
10:29:01 AM pirate: hey seymore how are you
10:29:08 AM cmoresponges: good
10:29:38 AM cmoresponges: what about you?
10:30:02 AM pirate: what are you up to?
10:30:17 AM cmoresponges: nothing just sitting here. What about you?
10:30:35 AM pirate: I am cybering your mom
10:30:49 AM cmoresponges: lol! hahaha! My mom is at work!
10:31:23 AM cmoresponges: bye'
10:35:11 AM pirate: exactly

Saturday, June 16, 2007

This bite is fatal

8:53:41 PM thisbiteisfatal: hey long time no chat
10:19:37 PM pirate: ?
10:23:28 PM pirate: and who are you?
10:23:52 PM thisbiteisfatal: ok the names william
10:23:59 PM thisbiteisfatal: sorry to have bothered you]
10:24:09 PM pirate: ah.. so you have no idea who i am
10:24:16 PM pirate: you just accidentally IM'd me?
10:24:22 PM thisbiteisfatal: nope
10:24:32 PM thisbiteisfatal: i have talked to  you before its just been a long time
10:24:39 PM pirate: so who do you think I am?  since you think we have talked before
10:24:55 PM thisbiteisfatal: i dont remember
10:25:22 PM pirate: so you dont know if you messaged me accidentally or not
10:25:40 PM pirate: you have no idea who i am, so you dont know if the first time or this time was an accident
10:26:00 PM thisbiteisfatal: its not a accident
10:26:05 PM pirate: yes it is..
10:26:20 PM thisbiteisfatal: its jsut been so long since i talked to you i dont remeber who u are so i messeged to to talk and find out
10:26:20 PM pirate: you only intentionally im someone if you know them or want to harass them
10:26:30 PM pirate: you have said you dont know who i am
10:26:35 PM thisbiteisfatal: i dont harass neone
10:26:38 PM pirate: and i dont think you are trying to harass me
10:26:43 PM pirate: therefore it is an accident
10:27:24 PM pirate: have you sucked any blood lately, thisbiteisfatal?
10:27:52 PM pirate: turned anyone into a lycanthrope?
10:28:04 PM thisbiteisfatal: lol
10:28:08 PM thisbiteisfatal: nope
10:28:09 PM pirate: or do you just bite their heads off, since you are such a badass
10:28:14 PM thisbiteisfatal: lol
10:28:32 PM thisbiteisfatal: i dont bite heads off i only sucked the blood and eat the organs
10:28:47 PM pirate: their sex organs?! you are a pervert
10:28:52 PM thisbiteisfatal: nope
10:29:09 PM thisbiteisfatal: wtf
10:29:24 PM pirate: stop trying to cyber me... i am not into blood play
10:29:31 PM thisbiteisfatal: wtf
10:29:37 PM thisbiteisfatal: i wasnt trying to do nething
10:29:49 PM pirate: you are looking at me with those eyes, i just know it
10:29:59 PM thisbiteisfatal: wtf
10:30:14 PM pirate: you keep using that f word, and i dont want you to f me
10:30:21 PM pirate: stop it, you perv
10:30:29 PM thisbiteisfatal: ok whatever
10:31:01 PM thisbiteisfatal: all i wanted to do was talk but since i obviously did somethingwrong and bothered you becuase i didnt know i will just leave you be
10:31:14 PM pirate: i am calling the cops right now
10:31:17 PM thisbiteisfatal: my fault for trying to have a convo
10:31:26 PM pirate: omg, stop cybering me
10:31:37 PM thisbiteisfatal: im not
10:31:42 PM pirate: stop it!
10:31:49 PM pirate: i dont want you, you are a pervert
10:32:08 PM thisbiteisfatal: i am not
10:32:16 PM thisbiteisfatal: not stop calling me that
10:32:20 PM pirate: only pervs try to cyber
10:32:30 PM pirate: you keep looking at me with those eyes, i just know it

Monday, June 11, 2007

School must be out for summer

8:33:26 PM sobored713: your gay
8:33:45 PM pirate: your grammar is terrible, it should be "you are gay"
8:33:52 PM pirate: your is possessive not transtive
8:34:13 PM sobored713: you wont even say f*ck  (noted: edited for content)
8:34:23 PM pirate: because i dont have to
8:34:34 PM pirate: apparently it is the only way you can make yourself feel better
8:34:38 PM sobored713: why did you even say go die to me in the 1st place?
8:34:40 PM pirate: i feel better knowing you are an idiot
8:34:48 PM pirate: because i want you to die!
8:34:51 PM sobored713: why?
8:34:52 PM pirate: you are nothing to me
8:34:54 PM sobored713: you dont know me
8:34:59 PM pirate: i could care less if you die or not
8:35:02 PM pirate: exactly
8:35:14 PM sobored713: i only IMed you because i thought it was my friend
8:35:17 PM sobored713: he got a new s/n
8:35:23 PM sobored713: and this is what he said it was
8:35:29 PM pirate: he lied to you
8:35:31 PM pirate: some friend
8:35:33 PM pirate: i hope he dies also

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Her boring friend

8:13:03 PM tastyteexo: hey who is this
8:13:18 PM pirate: go tell your mom to get ready for our date
8:13:47 PM tastyteexo: my mom is dead
8:14:32 PM tastyteexo: sooo thanks
8:15:09 PM pirate: i like them dead
8:15:18 PM pirate: makes em squishy
8:15:40 PM tastyteexo: who the hell is this?
8:15:49 PM pirate: the guy dating your mom
8:16:07 PM tastyteexo: ok.who would that be
8:16:29 PM pirate: the guy laying the lumber to her every night
8:16:38 PM pirate: making her giggle like a schoolgirl
8:17:46 PM tastyteexo: i knowyou..i just cant think of your name
8:18:33 PM pirate: well i am not wesley
8:18:48 PM tastyteexo: huh?
8:19:00 PM pirate: the guy you say you love in your profile
8:19:29 PM tastyteexo: well i know your not wesley
8:19:35 PM pirate: who are you?
8:19:41 PM tastyteexo:  i forget
8:19:55 PM pirate: must be easy for you, since you are so dumb
8:20:10 PM tastyteexo: yeah i know
8:20:34 PM tastyteexo: what grade are you in
8:20:49 PM pirate: what makes you think i am in a grade?
8:20:54 PM pirate: you have no idea how old i could be
8:21:11 PM pirate: nor should you make any assumptions about random people you IM on the internet
8:21:53 PM tastyteexo: no i thought you were my friend lauren..bcuz she is the one that gave me this screen name..
8:22:08 PM pirate: your friend, jessii, clicked on my webpage
8:22:21 PM pirate: she is in clarksburg, west virginia from what i can tell
8:22:27 PM pirate: so you must be close by
8:23:07 PM tastyteexo: what are you talkin about
8:23:23 PM pirate: you know what i am talking about
8:23:45 PM pirate: if you dont, feel free to ask jessii

A boring Child

8:01:35 PM xxjessiixxoo:  hey sexxi
8:02:49 PM pirate: ?
8:03:04 PM xxjessiixxoo: hello
8:03:04 PM xxjessiixxoo:  who is this
8:03:42 PM pirate: you IM'd me, and you dont know who I am?
8:04:11 PM xxjessiixxoo:  cause i have my wayys
8:04:21 PM pirate: what are you talking about?
8:04:32 PM pirate: you just typed in Pirate and sent and IM
8:04:40 PM xxjessiixxoo:  yes
8:04:45 PM pirate: why?
8:04:53 PM xxjessiixxoo:  cause i was bored
8:04:53 PM xxjessiixxoo:  jk
8:05:01 PM xxjessiixxoo:  my friend wanted to know who you wre
8:05:07 PM pirate: and who is this friend?
8:05:20 PM xxjessiixxoo:  a friend
8:06:26 PM pirate: i assume this friend is another child like you
8:06:56 PM xxjessiixxoo:  a what
8:07:06 PM pirate: child!
8:07:13 PM xxjessiixxoo:  yep sure
8:07:18 PM xxjessiixxoo:  so who are you
8:07:37 PM pirate: why would i tell you?  you are just some bored kid, and telling you would get me nothing
8:08:07 PM xxjessiixxoo:  why
8:08:18 PM pirate: jesus, you are dumb
8:08:34 PM xxjessiixxoo:  she wants to know
8:08:52 PM pirate: whatever, tell her to find out on her own
8:09:11 PM pirate: you must be two junior high or middle school kids trying to figure out if a boy likes one of you
8:09:21 PM xxjessiixxoo:  what
8:09:51 PM xxjessiixxoo:  why would i want to know i you liked us. i want to know who you are
8:10:40 PM pirate: and what does it matter who i am?
8:10:52 PM xxjessiixxoo:  cause it does
8:11:03 PM pirate: it doesnt
8:11:13 PM pirate: you are some child, and you are quite boring
8:13:33 PM xxjessiixxoo:  whatver

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Silly child, the Internet is for Adults

4:12:55 PM nattiebouncehigh: arrrrrrggg.
4:13:01 PM nattiebouncehigh: are you really a pirate??
4:13:13 PM pirate: it is just a screen name
4:13:27 PM nattiebouncehigh: why would you say your a piarte.. when your not?!?!
4:13:30 PM nattiebouncehigh: LIAR!!
4:13:45 PM nattiebouncehigh: pirate*
4:13:49 PM pirate: wow, you have quite the attitude
4:14:02 PM nattiebouncehigh: well i dont like liars!
4:14:25 PM nattiebouncehigh: do you hve a boat?
4:14:27 PM nattiebouncehigh: have*
4:14:31 PM pirate: and what exactly am i lying about?
4:14:36 PM nattiebouncehigh: with an anchor.
4:14:42 PM nattiebouncehigh: you say your a pirate.
4:14:44 PM nattiebouncehigh: when your not!
4:15:02 PM pirate: in the last 2 minutes that we have talked, i have not claimed to be a pirate
4:15:10 PM pirate: so i cant lie about something i have not said
4:15:25 PM pirate: also, i have not said that i am a pirate
4:15:32 PM pirate: therefore, you dont know if i am or not
4:15:38 PM nattiebouncehigh: im confused.
4:15:43 PM pirate: therefore i cant be a liar, as i have not made a claim to lie about
4:16:01 PM nattiebouncehigh: do you know a boy with the screan name of FUNKYrenegade85?
4:16:06 PM pirate: no
4:16:13 PM nattiebouncehigh: yes you do.
4:16:16 PM nattiebouncehigh: you talked to him.
4:16:32 PM pirate: he must have IM'd this name, but i dont know him
4:16:45 PM pirate: i get about 3 people a day im'ing me
4:16:46 PM nattiebouncehigh: yes he did.
4:16:50 PM pirate: who think they know me
4:16:52 PM nattiebouncehigh: thats it?
4:16:57 PM pirate: so they all run together
4:16:58 PM nattiebouncehigh: do you have any friends?
4:17:09 PM pirate: no, not a one
4:17:18 PM nattiebouncehigh: ill be your friend.
4:17:23 PM nattiebouncehigh: if we talk about pirates.
4:17:31 PM pirate: no thanks
4:17:39 PM pirate: i dont need friends like you
4:17:50 PM nattiebouncehigh: your a mean person.
4:18:04 PM pirate: you are dumb
4:18:13 PM nattiebouncehigh: your not a piarate.
4:18:18 PM nattiebouncehigh: do you know davy jones?
4:18:23 PM pirate: welcome to block

Friday, June 1, 2007

Did someone call the Police?

6:52:41 PM creampuffx11:  hey man i her you beef with my freind
6:52:53 PM creampuffx11: im in the latain kings
6:53:28 PM creampuffx11: latin***
7:01:42 PM pirate: you are a child..
7:01:51 PM creampuffx11: who r u
7:02:20 PM creampuffx11: a child
7:02:23 PM creampuffx11: tooo
7:02:30 PM creampuffx11: your a losa
7:02:32 PM pirate: not likely
7:02:41 PM creampuffx11: how old r u
7:02:44 PM pirate: i am at least twice your age
7:03:00 PM creampuffx11: wat is your name
7:36:42 PM pirate: lol
7:36:49 PM pirate: i have told you that before
7:37:34 PM creampuffx11: wat
7:37:36 PM creampuffx11: before
7:37:40 PM creampuffx11: you fagiy
7:37:46 PM creampuffx11: fagit  (note:  this person was so lame they couldn't even type the derogatory comments correctly)
7:41:30 PM pirate: you have IM'd me a number of times
7:41:40 PM pirate: and i have posted some of those conversations on my website
7:41:46 PM pirate: but i guess you are too young to remember
7:42:01 PM creampuffx11:   sure
7:42:07 PM pirate: i am quite serious
7:42:28 PM creampuffx11: stop it or i will call the police and have them arrest you
7:42:35 PM creampuffx11: for harrasing mee
7:42:45 PM pirate: feel free
7:42:51 PM pirate: you are the one IM'ing me
7:42:56 PM pirate: i dont even have you on my buddy list
7:43:04 PM pirate: nor have i ever initiated contact with you
7:43:17 PM pirate: and i am sure the police would like to know you are in the latin kings, as you claim
7:43:32 PM creampuffx11: i was kidding
7:43:39 PM creampuffx11: who r u anyways
7:43:51 PM creampuffx11: and wat is you name
7:43:58 PM pirate: like i said, i have told you that before
7:44:07 PM creampuffx11: well i forgewt it
7:44:10 PM creampuffx11: wat is it
7:44:28 PM pirate: if you can't type in correct english, i feel no need to tell you
7:44:45 PM creampuffx11: what is you name
7:44:49 PM creampuffx11: your*
7:45:12 PM pirate:  2/23/07          Someone is Angry  posted by pirate (0 comments)
1:35:18 PM creampuffx11: who r u and y r u on my lsist
1:35:31 PM pirate: who are you? and I h...

7:45:28 PM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/entries/2007/02/23/someone-is-angry/1153
7:45:43 PM creampuffx11: what are you doing
7:46:00 PM pirate: showing you where i posted your first conversation to me on my website
7:48:40 PM pirate: be sure when you call the police, you let them know that you were harassing me on multiple occasions, and that you were calling me names