Monday, April 30, 2007

Jordan, established 1989

8:56:09 PM est1989jordan: yo
8:56:20 PM est1989jordan: a/s/l
10:08:27 PM pirate: and why do you care?
10:08:44 PM est1989jordan: asking
10:09:02 PM pirate: well i know one thing about you, you were born in 1989
10:09:10 PM pirate: after i graduated high school
10:09:18 PM est1989jordan: so
10:09:32 PM pirate: exactly, go bother someone else child
10:09:43 PM est1989jordan: man suck ma d1ck  (edited for content)
10:10:02 PM pirate: LOL, such crude language
10:10:05 PM est1989jordan: well i fooked ur mom (edited for content)
10:10:13 PM est1989jordan: how that b1tch  (edited for content)
10:10:19 PM pirate: she is dead, you like that type of girl do you?
10:10:27 PM est1989jordan: yea
10:10:43 PM est1989jordan: you old wrinkledass motha f00ka (edited for content)
10:10:44 PM pirate: or do you just like old ladies
10:10:53 PM est1989jordan: like yo momma
10:11:04 PM pirate: i bet your moms is my age
10:11:07 PM pirate: i probably did her
10:11:16 PM est1989jordan: im an orphane
10:11:21 PM est1989jordan: d1ck head  (edited for content)
10:11:31 PM pirate: she was the one selling bj's for a hit of the crack pipe
10:11:38 PM est1989jordan: i fooked yourmom  (edited for content)
10:11:44 PM est1989jordan: thats all that matters
10:11:46 PM pirate: you cant spell, and you are repeating now
10:11:47 PM est1989jordan: hahaha
10:11:58 PM pirate: orphan is spelled like that
10:12:02 PM pirate: go back to school
10:12:07 PM pirate: and try to read a real book for once
10:12:18 PM est1989jordan: yo mom was tight
10:12:25 PM pirate: i am glad you liked it
10:12:29 PM est1989jordan:  we concieved you that night
10:12:30 PM pirate: she died before you were born
10:12:36 PM pirate: so that skin must have been leathery
10:12:42 PM est1989jordan: yea
10:12:45 PM est1989jordan: i like that
10:12:56 PM est1989jordan: do bad i was 2 big for her
10:13:05 PM pirate: do bad?
10:13:35 PM pirate: your weak english skills make me cringe for my future

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Who am I?

5:15:51 PM earnhardfan: hey
5:16:26 PM earnhardfan: who are u
5:24:33 PM pirate: who are you?
5:24:55 PM earnhardfan: kelsey grimsley
5:24:58 PM earnhardfan: u
5:25:03 PM pirate: phil irate
5:25:17 PM earnhardfan: wat school do u go to
5:25:36 PM pirate: you must be a child
5:25:41 PM pirate: i dont go to school
5:26:11 PM earnhardfan: i have to go
5:26:39 PM pirate: go tell mommy the bad man on the computer scared you really bad

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ASL is still lame

10:36:06 AM discontinuer: hi
10:36:15 AM pirate: hello
10:36:18 AM discontinuer: a/s/l
10:36:24 AM pirate: are you kidding?
10:36:29 AM discontinuer: u=
10:36:30 AM discontinuer: ?
10:36:50 AM pirate: asl is the lamest 3 letter acronym ever
10:37:14 AM pirate: it takes the life out of chat, and makes you out to be some horny teenager when you use it

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Friday, April 27, 2007

Friend of Mine?

5:10:49 PM 317313455: na du was geht so?
5:48:34 PM pirate: ?
5:49:22 PM 317313455: 'tschuldigung
5:49:42 PM pirate: i have no idea what you are saying
5:51:22 PM 317313455: who are you)
5:52:57 PM pirate: why do you care?
5:53:32 PM 317313455: because I thought you're a friend of mine
5:53:51 PM pirate: i doubt that, i have no friends
5:54:31 PM 317313455: whatever
5:55:16 PM pirate: same to you

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

That is not a Politically Correct SN

3:38:43 PM baseballjew3: HI
3:43:32 PM pirate: hello
3:43:45 PM baseballjew3: who is this
3:43:55 PM pirate: no one, and why do you care?
3:44:04 PM baseballjew3: where do you live
3:44:16 PM baseballjew3: in great oaks
3:44:30 PM baseballjew3: is this piero
3:44:38 PM baseballjew3: its taylor
3:44:44 PM baseballjew3: :-)
3:44:57 PM pirate: i have no idea who are you
3:45:02 PM pirate: where great oaks is
3:45:07 PM pirate: and no i am not piero
3:45:19 PM baseballjew3: who are you then
3:45:26 PM baseballjew3: i dont believe you
3:45:33 PM pirate: it doesnt matter, you dont know me, just delete me and let it go
3:45:39 PM baseballjew3: why
3:45:45 PM baseballjew3: alrihgt sorry about that
3:46:15 PM baseballjew3: talk to you later
3:46:32 PM pirate: no you wont
3:47:13 PM baseballjew3: why not
3:47:22 PM pirate: because you are deleting me from your buddy list
3:47:28 PM pirate: and i will be blocking you
3:47:30 PM baseballjew3: nope
3:47:36 PM pirate: yep, blocked

One Bored Girl

3:06:16 PM littlediddyz: hey
3:06:20 PM littlediddyz: hello
3:06:23 PM littlediddyz: dummt
3:06:50 PM pirate: :)
3:06:57 PM littlediddyz: who r u
3:07:04 PM pirate: does it matter?
3:07:06 PM pirate: who are you?
3:07:09 PM littlediddyz: um ya
3:07:12 PM littlediddyz: what grade u in
3:07:20 PM pirate: what makes you think I am in a grade?
3:07:29 PM littlediddyz: what school do u go 2
3:07:34 PM pirate: i dont go to school
3:07:38 PM littlediddyz: liar
3:07:53 PM pirate: am I?
3:08:04 PM pirate: you dont know who i am but you are sure i go to school
3:08:17 PM littlediddyz: um
3:08:23 PM littlediddyz: my bro. knows who u r
3:09:23 PM pirate: who is your brother?
3:09:28 PM littlediddyz: Brandon
3:10:15 PM pirate: i dont know a brandon
3:10:19 PM pirate: and i doubt he knows me
3:10:36 PM littlediddyz: he talked 2 u on aim. before
3:10:44 PM pirate: what aim name did he use?  
3:10:52 PM littlediddyz: Brandoneagle
3:10:58 PM littlediddyz: somtihng like that
3:11:09 PM pirate: i have talked to a name like that, but he doesnt know me
3:11:13 PM pirate: he just found me
3:11:19 PM littlediddyz: cool
3:11:21 PM littlediddyz: don't care
3:11:32 PM pirate: then why did you IM me?
3:11:40 PM littlediddyz: bored
3:11:43 PM littlediddyz: how bout u
3:11:46 PM littlediddyz: u type really slow
3:12:00 PM pirate: well i am not bored, and you are not the only thing that has my attention
3:12:07 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:12:10 PM littlediddyz: kewl
3:12:13 PM littlediddyz: i'm 14
3:12:22 PM pirate: i could have guessed that
3:13:14 PM littlediddyz: um no u couldn't have
3:13:28 PM pirate: from the questions you asked about what grade i am in, and what school i go to
3:13:37 PM pirate: you assumed from the outset that i was a child like you
3:13:45 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:13:52 PM littlediddyz: i don't go 2 ur school
3:13:55 PM littlediddyz: trust me
3:14:10 PM pirate: i dont go to school
3:14:18 PM littlediddyz: r u lient
3:14:19 PM littlediddyz: g*
3:14:30 PM pirate: no i am not lying
3:14:34 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:14:44 PM littlediddyz: what is 12*12
3:14:48 PM pirate: 144
3:14:52 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:15:02 PM pirate: also called a gross
3:15:09 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:15:18 PM littlediddyz: so u used to go 2 school
3:15:23 PM pirate: of course
3:15:33 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:15:41 PM pirate: i graduated high before you were born i bet
3:15:42 PM littlediddyz: what is ur name
3:15:49 PM pirate: phil
3:15:56 PM littlediddyz: how old r u
3:16:02 PM pirate: wayyy older than you
3:16:08 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:16:14 PM littlediddyz: do have a job
3:16:21 PM pirate: well yah
3:16:23 PM littlediddyz: ok
3:16:30 PM littlediddyz: do u go 2 college
3:16:44 PM pirate: i graduated college before you were born i am sure
3:16:51 PM littlediddyz: what college
3:16:58 PM littlediddyz: :-D
3:17:01 PM pirate: that doesnt matter
3:17:06 PM littlediddyz: u ya it does
3:17:10 PM pirate: why?
3:17:14 PM littlediddyz: cause
3:17:17 PM littlediddyz: i need 2 no
3:17:30 PM pirate: no you dont, you have no need to know
3:17:40 PM littlediddyz: what state do u live in
3:17:49 PM pirate: i live in a state of shock
3:17:57 PM littlediddyz: and that is
3:18:02 PM pirate: shock
3:18:13 PM littlediddyz: what state!!!!!
3:18:41 PM pirate: that doesnt matter, i dont plan on meeting you or letting you meet me
3:18:52 PM littlediddyz: i know
3:19:03 PM littlediddyz: what state do u live in
3:19:07 PM pirate: it doesnt matter
3:19:08 PM littlediddyz: i'm not going 2 visit u
3:19:15 PM littlediddyz: i live in illinois
3:19:37 PM littlediddyz: so where do u live
3:20:34 PM pirate: i live on earth

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Mason, is this you?

1:23:26 PM xtina9357: hello sir
1:23:34 PM pirate: yes?
1:24:06 PM xtina9357: i'm here to collect your speaker virus
1:24:27 PM xtina9357: i know you've been compounding baby tails
1:24:45 PM pirate: ?
1:25:56 PM xtina9357: meet me at where fanueil cabinets used to be next to n street pizza in 17 minutes
1:26:03 PM xtina9357: and bring ;-)
1:26:23 PM pirate: i think you have me confused with someone else
1:26:28 PM xtina9357: no MON
1:27:41 PM xtina9357: mason?
1:29:13 PM pirate: who or what is a mason?
1:29:18 PM xtina9357: who is this
1:29:28 PM pirate: exactly, you have me confused with someone else
1:29:32 PM xtina9357: state your name
1:29:46 PM pirate: i dont have to, since i dont know you
1:29:54 PM xtina9357: do you go to hhs
1:30:01 PM pirate: what is hhs?
1:30:21 PM xtina9357: fook ytou  (edited for content)
1:30:31 PM xtina9357: hey its dillis now
1:30:34 PM xtina9357: sup mason?
1:30:46 PM pirate: i have no idea who you think i am
1:30:55 PM pirate: but i am not a mason, and i dont know what hhs is
1:31:01 PM xtina9357: ah bu ti have every idea of who you think you is!

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Jerry? you there?

8:11:31 AM tdestribats: Jerry..what time do you leave?
8:31:18 AM pirate: ?
8:31:40 AM tdestribats: you there?
8:32:12 AM pirate: i am
8:32:29 AM tdestribats: what time you leaving?
8:32:44 AM pirate: going to leave here in a bit
8:33:20 AM tdestribats: ok....talk to you when you get back...
8:33:28 AM pirate: who is this?
8:33:42 AM tdestribats: isn't this Jerry??
8:33:59 AM pirate: i never said it was
8:34:32 AM tdestribats: great....now I'm talking to strangers...whoever you are, have a good day!
8:36:57 AM pirate: you and jerry must be close
8:37:42 AM tdestribats: no..we have lunch once every 6 months..how's that for being close?!!
8:39:40 AM pirate: why did you think this was his AIM name?
8:40:44 AM tdestribats: that is his name....sorry I had the wrong person!  
8:41:04 AM pirate: well pirate is me, you must have typed it wrong
8:42:21 AM tdestribats: something else for me to figure out...
8:42:43 AM pirate: i bet that is a long list

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Drop Dead

8:18:29 PM silentxsky: Hey.
8:18:40 PM pirate: yes?
8:18:49 PM silentxsky: Whats up?
8:18:56 PM pirate: do you know me?
8:19:04 PM silentxsky: No. ..arent you a robot?
8:19:09 PM pirate: no i am not
8:19:16 PM pirate: interesting profile you have
8:19:28 PM silentxsky: Thanks. Its my favorite word.
8:19:36 PM silentxsky: Why dont you have a profile?
8:19:51 PM pirate: why would i need one?  i have idiots like you just randomly IM'ing me
8:20:09 PM silentxsky: Well, sorry. I just wanted to talk.
8:20:21 PM pirate: call the rape crisis line, leave me alone
8:20:45 PM silentxsky: No thanks hun. And w/e. Your being a jack @$$
8:21:08 PM pirate: why would I not be?  i have no idea who you are, and you obviously dont know who i am
8:21:20 PM silentxsky: Well I just wanted to talk.
8:21:24 PM silentxsky: W/e
8:21:25 PM pirate: and i dont
8:21:29 PM silentxsky: WHATEVER
8:21:38 PM pirate: you can drop off the earth and i would not even be phased by it
8:21:51 PM silentxsky: And you can just drop dead.
8:21:59 PM pirate: hah, i said it first ;)
8:22:29 PM silentxsky: And...?
8:22:36 PM pirate: must mean you are slower than me
8:22:54 PM silentxsky: You told me to drop off the earth, I said you can drop dead.
8:22:59 PM silentxsky: Theres a difference.
8:23:05 PM pirate: i said it more eloquently is all
8:23:24 PM silentxsky: I dont really care.
8:23:42 PM pirate: me neither, delete me off your buddy list.  I am sure I am the only name on there
8:24:21 PM silentxsky: I have 243 people on my buddy list. And you wernt on it. My friend told me to IM you cause she said you were a robot.
8:24:31 PM pirate: she lied to you, some friend
8:24:50 PM silentxsky: She obviously didnt know that you were a person.
8:25:00 PM pirate: i bet she did, since i blog all this to my journal
8:25:11 PM silentxsky: What jornal?


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Monday, April 16, 2007

Another ICQ user

12:03:58 PM 284260036: hui
12:03:59 PM 284260036: hi
12:04:03 PM 284260036: are u there?
12:04:09 PM pirate: i am
12:04:12 PM 284260036: :)
12:04:14 PM 284260036: hey
12:04:30 PM 284260036: i got only small chat window with u...:(
12:04:33 PM 284260036: u too??
12:04:48 PM pirate: small?
12:04:51 PM 284260036: yo
12:05:05 PM 284260036: i havnet got some extras ......
12:05:17 PM 284260036: i canot watch your details......
12:05:35 PM pirate: who do you think i am?  i have no idea who you are
12:05:52 PM 284260036: i too dont know :)
12:06:01 PM 284260036: that was mistake
12:06:13 PM 284260036: but i will add to my contacts
12:06:36 PM pirate: please delete me, i have no idea who you are
12:06:43 PM 284260036: why???
12:06:44 PM 284260036: :(:(
12:06:53 PM pirate: i dont want to talk to you
12:06:54 PM 284260036: you dont like me??
12:07:04 PM 284260036: but why??
12:07:20 PM 284260036: that kids that i wrote yesterday wrotes my brither...:)
12:07:25 PM 284260036: *brother
12:07:26 PM pirate: no offense, but some random person IM'ing me is not my idea of someone i want to talk to
12:07:42 PM 284260036: :(:(:(
12:07:53 PM 284260036: plaese:)
12:08:27 PM pirate: no, welcome to block

Sunday, April 15, 2007

From the Czech Republic

11:10:45 AM 284260036: hehehe
11:19:47 AM pirate: ?
11:19:56 AM 284260036: ??
11:19:59 AM 284260036: what?
11:20:22 AM pirate: you said "hehehe"
11:20:28 AM 284260036: yo:)
11:20:30 AM 284260036: hey
11:20:36 AM 284260036: who r u??
11:20:54 AM pirate: you first, you IM'd me
11:21:14 AM 284260036: from czech republic...
11:21:29 AM pirate: I am not in Europe
11:21:40 AM 284260036: hm
11:21:45 AM 284260036: so sory
11:21:47 AM 284260036: mistake :)
11:21:50 AM 284260036: hi...
11:21:57 AM pirate: no worries
11:22:09 AM 284260036: do you like porn??
11:22:21 AM pirate: who doesnt
11:22:26 AM 284260036: :D:D
11:22:32 AM 284260036: are you boy or girl??
11:22:49 AM pirate: since you are asking i am assuming you are a boy
11:23:07 AM 284260036: are you boy or girl??
11:23:24 AM pirate: well my name is Phil
11:23:26 AM pirate: you figure it out
11:23:40 AM 284260036: heh
11:23:49 AM 284260036: i am boy too
11:23:56 AM pirate: no kidding
11:24:00 AM 284260036: :)
11:24:11 AM 284260036: fook me  (note: edited for content)
11:24:48 AM 284260036: i must leave hi

Friday, April 13, 2007

Nerdy is dumb

11:34:31 PM nerdyisnerdy: uhh...who's this??
11:34:45 PM pirate: i dont know you
11:34:49 PM pirate: delete me off your list
11:34:56 PM nerdyisnerdy: who IS this, though?
11:35:07 PM nerdyisnerdy: what if i DO know you?
11:35:11 PM pirate: you dont
11:35:17 PM pirate: go ahead and delete me
11:35:24 PM nerdyisnerdy: uhh...okayy??
11:35:43 PM pirate: do it now
11:35:48 PM nerdyisnerdy: y?
11:36:04 PM pirate: so you dont message me again thinking you know me
11:36:23 PM nerdyisnerdy: well i wont
11:36:28 PM nerdyisnerdy: because ur SN isn't familiar
11:36:43 PM pirate: good, have a great life
11:36:52 PM nerdyisnerdy: ???
11:36:54 PM nerdyisnerdy: k?

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Friday, April 6, 2007

Pirates beat ninjas down

9:11:46 PM wiccanchild72790: Yargh!
9:12:26 PM wiccanchild72790: Yoho
9:15:53 PM wiccanchild72790: be ye a pirate?
9:16:13 PM wiccanchild72790: Dont be a yeller bellied dawg
9:20:05 PM wiccanchild72790: nijas are cooler
9:20:09 PM wiccanchild72790: ninjas
9:21:57 PM pirate: are you drunk?
9:22:20 PM wiccanchild72790: ninjas are way cooler
9:22:35 PM pirate: than what?
9:22:42 PM wiccanchild72790: pirates
9:22:51 PM pirate: and?
9:23:26 PM wiccanchild72790: ive had my say
9:23:48 PM pirate: that was all you had to say, such a dim little life
9:24:25 PM wiccanchild72790: your mom led a dim little life, untill she met me
9:24:32 PM pirate: dad?
9:24:58 PM wiccanchild72790: neighbor
9:25:17 PM wiccanchild72790: biznitch
9:25:30 PM wiccanchild72790: you got shut down like a dairy queen in the winter
9:25:32 PM pirate: wow, i am sorry you have to live there with them
9:25:52 PM pirate: how is life in the swamp?
9:26:13 PM wiccanchild72790: it goes
9:26:50 PM wiccanchild72790: hows life on your end?
9:27:57 PM wiccanchild72790: so, hows it goin?
9:28:29 PM pirate: why do you care?
9:28:44 PM wiccanchild72790: because, im very, very bored
9:28:56 PM pirate: how is life in fayetteville, arkansas?
9:29:06 PM wiccanchild72790: i dont live in Arkansas
9:29:19 PM pirate: you have an arkansas zip code in your SN
9:29:34 PM wiccanchild72790: so
9:29:46 PM pirate: so why would you put it there unless you live in hicksville
9:31:47 PM pirate: hah, who is a dairy queen in winter now?

Definitely a mess

2:28:36 PM emotionalmess66: hii
2:28:37 PM emotionalmess66: 8]]
2:28:55 PM pirate: ?
2:29:12 PM emotionalmess66: hii
2:29:39 PM pirate: you said that already
2:30:16 PM emotionalmess66: oh
2:30:30 PM emotionalmess66: it didnt show up on my screen
2:30:45 PM pirate: that you said hi?
2:31:00 PM emotionalmess66: yeah
2:31:19 PM emotionalmess66: who is this???
2:31:20 PM emotionalmess66: lol
2:31:31 PM pirate: do me a favor and delete me and go away
2:32:41 PM emotionalmess66: fine you b1tch!!!!  (note: edited for content)

People are dumb

12:11:55 AM dikkens585: ARRRRRRRRRRRgh
12:12:03 AM dikkens585: avast!
12:12:20 AM pirate: ??
12:12:24 AM dikkens585: hahaha
12:12:44 AM pirate: loller copter
12:12:58 AM dikkens585: i thnk yu mean helicopter
12:13:05 AM dikkens585: not loller copter
12:13:08 AM pirate: no, i meant what i typed
12:13:16 AM dikkens585: cause therese no such thing
12:13:17 AM pirate: copter and loller
12:13:23 AM dikkens585: are   you a bot
12:13:34 AM pirate: Link to lollercopter
12:13:39 AM pirate: yes there is such a thing
12:13:45 AM pirate: you are too young to know is all
12:14:05 AM dikkens585: '
12:14:19 AM pirate: just how old are you?  12, 15?
12:14:56 AM pirate: hello?
12:15:03 AM dikkens585: 1JDNASfcas
12:15:04 AM pirate: talk to me.. you IM'd me remember
12:15:05 AM dikkens585: d
12:15:06 AM dikkens585: tjd'
12:15:07 AM dikkens585: }16
12:15:14 AM pirate: that is garbage
12:15:19 AM pirate: i know you speak english
12:15:22 AM pirate: and i am not a bot
12:15:29 AM pirate: you didnt click on the link did you?
12:15:36 AM pirate: afraid to?  or too smart?
12:16:55 AM dikkens585: do you even fookinknow my name kid?  (note: edited for content)
12:17:09 AM pirate: you IM'd me
12:17:14 AM pirate: i have no idea who you are
12:17:37 AM pirate: so feel free to bring the kid comments all night
12:17:39 AM dikkens585: dont car
12:17:47 AM pirate: you talked to me first
12:18:05 AM pirate: and you obviously have not read my blog
12:18:18 AM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
12:18:19 AM pirate: :)
12:18:40 AM dikkens585: bugo away
12:18:44 AM pirate: you first

Thursday, April 5, 2007

9:11:06 PM maemae1841: hello
9:11:19 PM pirate: what?
9:11:28 PM maemae1841: who is this
9:11:45 PM pirate: 2:26:52 PM maemae1841: wats up who is this this is sam
2:27:06 PM maemae1841:  hello
2:27:12 PM pirate: what does it matter who I am?
2:27:42 PM maemae1841:  cause i might not know u seriously whu is this
2:28:03 PM pirate: you definitely dont know me
2:28:35 PM maemae1841:  wut is your name
2:28:41 PM pirate: Phil  (note: everything in bold I pasted back to her from another conversation)
9:11:50 PM pirate: you are an idiot
9:12:08 PM maemae1841: and y r u on my buddy list
9:12:12 PM pirate: delete me!
9:12:18 PM maemae1841: sry
9:12:50 PM maemae1841: bye
9:13:03 PM pirate: good riddance
9:13:15 PM maemae1841: w/e
9:13:27 PM pirate: i told you to delete me, do it now!
9:13:38 PM maemae1841: ok gosh

Finally, another Sane person

9:28:23 AM crawfordjm12: Rob?
9:28:30 AM pirate: no
9:29:03 AM crawfordjm12: sorry - THis is Jim Crawford - I have you on my contacts list - do I know you?
9:29:14 AM crawfordjm12: Otherwise, I'll remove
9:29:18 AM pirate: i dont know you, you can feel free to remove
9:29:27 AM crawfordjm12: Thanks - sorry about that
9:29:31 AM pirate: np

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Still the Worst SN ever!

8:35:13 PM o0emothing0o: I am sad
8:35:32 PM pirate: go die
8:35:42 PM o0emothing0o: 0.o..
8:35:46 PM o0emothing0o: ok..
8:35:52 PM o0emothing0o: *pulls trigger*
8:35:56 PM o0emothing0o: happy?
8:36:40 PM pirate: much
8:36:47 PM o0emothing0o: :P
8:36:54 PM o0emothing0o: guys suck
8:37:05 PM pirate: what makes you think i am a guy?
8:37:33 PM o0emothing0o: I never said you were a guy.. I just made the general statement that guys suck

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Am I dating Katie?

8:09:14 PM lisa77potter: hi
8:09:20 PM pirate: yes?
8:09:40 PM lisa77potter:  Are yo stil dating Katie?
8:10:02 PM pirate: no, as far as I know Katie is married to Joe and has two kids
8:10:19 PM lisa77potter:  Oh, are you Ryan?
8:10:28 PM pirate: apparently, i am not Ryan
8:10:35 PM lisa77potter:  okm, sorry
8:10:37 PM lisa77potter:  bye
8:10:47 PM pirate: delete me off your buddy list
8:10:51 PM lisa77potter: ok

Sunday, April 1, 2007

What is a bot?

9:58:23 PM lynnecarmina: xXx 86 hey glad SOMEONE has IM.. emails take to long
10:27:02 PM pirate: ?
10:27:11 PM lynnecarmina: hey glad SOMEONE has IM.. emails take to long
10:27:41 PM pirate: and who do you think I am ?
10:27:48 PM lynnecarmina: so you like a BBW then huh?
10:27:55 PM pirate: what?
10:28:09 PM lynnecarmina: i like to think im "cute in the face and big in the waste" but not enourmous or anything.
10:28:16 PM pirate: i have no idea what you are talking about
10:28:27 PM lynnecarmina: i have some more pictures at www.mypictrader.com/lynne
10:28:56 PM pirate: oh you are a bot
10:29:02 PM lynnecarmina: what is a bot?
10:29:07 PM pirate: exactly
10:29:19 PM lynnecarmina: if you have a minute i'd like to show you a thing or two on my webcam
10:29:36 PM pirate: you type very fast, has anyone told you that?
10:29:42 PM pirate: just like you might be a bot
10:29:45 PM lynnecarmina: i like to get to know one another that way
10:29:48 PM lynnecarmina: what is a bot?
10:29:52 PM pirate: a bot
10:29:57 PM lynnecarmina: what is a bot?
10:30:02 PM pirate: a bot is a bot
10:30:09 PM lynnecarmina: what is a bot?
10:30:11 PM pirate: bot
10:30:16 PM lynnecarmina: what is a bot?
10:30:23 PM pirate: again, you are a bot
10:30:29 PM lynnecarmina: what is a bot?


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Worst Screen Name ever

4:30:50 PM o0emothing0o: i love you my sweet dandelion
4:31:24 PM pirate: ?
4:32:03 PM o0emothing0o: i think you know perfectly well what i mean, my sweet dandelion
4:32:17 PM pirate: honestly i dont
4:32:22 PM o0emothing0o: woops I mean my sweet transvestite
4:32:34 PM o0emothing0o: i mean i love you!!
4:32:40 PM pirate: at least you can spell
4:32:52 PM pirate: that is a step above most IM's i get
4:32:57 PM o0emothing0o: actually my friend typed that for me
4:33:07 PM o0emothing0o: i spelled screw with a k once
4:33:23 PM pirate: only once, apparently you are capable of learning also
4:33:38 PM o0emothing0o: thank you