Saturday, March 31, 2007

Why are folks so dense?

2:26:52 PM maemae1841: wats up who is this this is sam
2:27:06 PM maemae1841:  hello
2:27:12 PM pirate: what does it matter who I am?
2:27:42 PM maemae1841:  cause i might not know u seriously whu is this
2:28:03 PM pirate: you definitely dont know me
2:28:35 PM maemae1841:  wut is your name
2:28:41 PM pirate: Phil
2:29:09 PM maemae1841:  right ................hi phil im bob
2:29:18 PM pirate: you said your name was same
2:29:22 PM pirate: and my name is phil
2:29:30 PM pirate: phil irate == p. irate == pirate
2:30:03 PM maemae1841:  you are not phil your sylvia you ar a girl
2:30:26 PM pirate: i know who i am, and I am not a girl nor am I a sylvia
2:31:01 PM maemae1841:  what ever then how did u end up my buddy list u freak
2:31:19 PM pirate: i have no idea, and how does any of this make me a freak?
2:31:31 PM pirate: you im'd me, i have never talked to you before
2:32:31 PM maemae1841:  cuz your just a freak.................. yeah thats wut said boy your a freak.......or r y=u a guy
2:33:05 PM maemae1841:  hello
2:33:19 PM pirate: why are you so hostile?
2:33:30 PM pirate: and as i said before i am a guy
2:33:35 PM pirate: you must be dense
2:33:54 PM maemae1841:  wut ev
2:34:12 PM maemae1841:   im am not goin to im you any more bye
2:34:17 PM pirate: thank god
2:34:47 PM maemae1841:  your so weird and your real name is phil ......rite
2:35:56 PM maemae1841:  now we can be best friends ...............not
2:36:28 PM maemae1841:  my name is mae mae
2:36:34 PM pirate: i thought you were not going to IM me anymore

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Brain Tumor, oh noes!

12:04:09 PM sjuhawk92: joan is in the hospital w/ a brain toumor. please pray for her. thx
12:25:10 PM pirate: ?
12:25:21 PM sjuhawk92: its barb
12:25:38 PM sjuhawk92:  we found out today joan has a brain tomor
12:25:41 PM pirate: and who am i?
12:25:46 PM sjuhawk92:  jim i hope
12:25:53 PM pirate: lol, no
12:25:57 PM sjuhawk92:  isorry
12:26:08 PM sjuhawk92:  bye

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Summer comes back, still not getting it

8:56:51 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: really how old r u
8:57:02 PM pirate: i told you 2.5 times your age
8:57:10 PM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
8:57:14 PM pirate: click that
8:57:36 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: ok
8:57:39 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: is it bad
8:57:45 PM pirate: no
8:58:10 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: ok
8:58:10 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: wat ius it
8:58:19 PM pirate: it is you
8:58:22 PM pirate: and me
8:58:26 PM pirate: talking earlier
8:58:33 PM pirate: i post every random conversation i get there
8:58:33 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: really
8:58:38 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: y
8:58:52 PM pirate: to show how many idiots there are on the internet
8:59:14 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: okayy
8:59:22 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: y do u hav a s.n and ur like 37
8:59:44 PM pirate: believe it or not, folks my age and older make the internet work
8:59:53 PM pirate: you think a bunch of 15 years old make all this work?

An Idle 15 year old

4:15:19 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: um who is this
4:15:29 PM pirate: who is this?
4:15:43 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: this is katie who is this
4:16:03 PM pirate: Phil
4:16:08 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: oh hi
4:16:14 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: wat schhol u go 2
4:16:21 PM pirate: why do you think i go to school?
4:16:27 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: i dk
4:16:39 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: well how old r u then
4:17:01 PM pirate: i am assuming i am much older than you
4:17:10 PM pirate: possibly twice to 3 times your age
4:17:19 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: ok well lets see how how old r u
4:17:33 PM pirate: see i could lie, so this is not an accurate test
4:17:45 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: plz tell me
4:17:55 PM pirate: no, i wont.  it doesnt matter
4:18:06 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: im 15 so ur 45
4:18:12 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: lol
4:19:21 PM pirate: so I am 2.5 times your age
4:21:34 PM pirate: is that it?  are you all done?
4:21:39 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: ok no
4:25:16 PM pirate: you are very confusing
4:25:20 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: how
4:25:31 PM pirate: i asked if you were done, and you said "no"
4:25:34 PM pirate: then you dont talk
4:25:45 PM x2su0mm0e7rx3: sryy i had to do summin
4:26:24 PM pirate: is that english?  or are you doing addition math problems?

Saturday, March 24, 2007

One crazy kid

7:02:01 PM krazykidd111: is this chris
7:02:36 PM pirate: no
7:02:48 PM krazykidd111: ups
7:02:51 PM krazykidd111: who this?
7:03:10 PM pirate: what does it matter?
7:03:53 PM krazykidd111: so i can see if i know you so i can delete a few contacts
7:04:12 PM pirate: delete me
7:04:15 PM krazykidd111: nah
7:04:31 PM krazykidd111: ill find out
7:04:37 PM krazykidd111: u probally know fabes
7:04:51 PM pirate: whatever
7:05:26 PM krazykidd111: not a good day hu? aight ill leave u alone
7:05:34 PM krazykidd111: peace out
7:05:43 PM pirate: idiots like you just drag me down
7:06:20 PM krazykidd111: you look like u draggin already.. long b4
7:06:45 PM krazykidd111: do u know who i am?
7:06:50 PM pirate: yah thats it, you know exactly everything about me
7:06:53 PM pirate: no clue who you are
7:06:59 PM krazykidd111: hahaha
7:07:16 PM krazykidd111: im diego... now can u tell me who u are?
7:07:21 PM pirate: and you obviously have no idea who i am
7:07:34 PM krazykidd111: nope..hint... the questions
7:07:48 PM pirate: i dont answer questions.. i have no need to
7:08:04 PM krazykidd111: ooo
7:08:05 PM krazykidd111: i c
7:08:26 PM krazykidd111: answer facts?
7:08:55 PM pirate: for example, you have no idea that I get IM's like this every day and i post them to my blog
7:09:10 PM pirate: the entire conversation, including your SN
7:09:16 PM krazykidd111: haha cool
7:09:22 PM krazykidd111: do it do it
7:09:34 PM pirate: oh i am sure i will
7:09:50 PM krazykidd111: haha.. so r u gonna answer or wut?
7:10:02 PM pirate: you dont get it do you?
7:10:19 PM pirate: i have no need or urge or compulsion to answer any question you have about me
7:11:54 PM krazykidd111: WUUAA??
7:12:01 PM krazykidd111: anyways, illl find out
7:12:06 PM pirate: you do that
7:12:06 PM krazykidd111: [System Message] User is not available.

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Wrong Screen Name

6:48:00 PM mikeydepirate: ello moto
6:58:01 PM pirate: ?
6:58:14 PM mikeydepirate: hey there u r sup?
6:58:37 PM pirate: not alot
6:59:04 PM mikeydepirate:  u cumin to my concert?
6:59:10 PM mikeydepirate:  2night?
6:59:13 PM pirate: i have no idea who you are
6:59:20 PM mikeydepirate:  uh... it's michelle
6:59:31 PM pirate: like that means anything to me
6:59:34 PM mikeydepirate:  AHHHH wrong screen name!!
6:59:41 PM mikeydepirate:  sorry. thought u wher sorry
6:59:56 PM mikeydepirate:  my bad
7:00:06 PM pirate: how could you get this SN wrong?
7:00:18 PM mikeydepirate: there r a lot of pirates lol
7:00:37 PM pirate: i am not anything like them, mine is just Pirate

Friday, March 23, 2007

"who is this?" seems to be a theme

9:10:50 PM yourmother1208: hi
9:11:08 PM yourmother1208: hi
9:24:32 PM pirate: ?
9:25:07 PM yourmother1208: hello who is this
9:25:37 PM pirate: who is this?
9:25:56 PM yourmother1208:  matt whose this
9:27:12 PM pirate: matt, you dont know me so just delete me and move along
9:27:19 PM yourmother1208:  who are u
9:27:28 PM pirate: that doesnt matter
9:27:34 PM yourmother1208:  whatever
9:27:41 PM pirate: and i have no idea how i ended up on your buddy list

Thursday, March 22, 2007

One more Idiot on the pile

7:34:38 PM soccerchik878787: WHO IS THSI
7:34:55 PM pirate: huh?
7:35:15 PM soccerchik878787: WHO IS THIS
7:35:30 PM pirate: trust me you dont know me, and why are you shouting at me?
7:35:44 PM soccerchik878787: I AM NOT
7:35:56 PM soccerchik878787:  what school do u even goo to
7:36:02 PM pirate: you are, you are using all caps to shout at me
7:36:07 PM pirate: who said i went to school?
7:36:25 PM soccerchik878787: not me
7:36:26 PM soccerchik878787: do u
7:36:38 PM soccerchik878787: or are u a stalker
7:36:38 PM pirate: you asked if i do, which means you presume i go to school
7:36:50 PM pirate: so if I dont go to school, i am a stalker?
7:36:58 PM soccerchik878787: idk
7:37:04 PM pirate: idk?
7:37:09 PM soccerchik878787: well u wont tell me ur name
7:37:23 PM soccerchik878787: and u were on my cuzins budy list when she sent it to me
7:37:25 PM pirate: why would i tell you my name, i have no idea who you are
7:37:55 PM soccerchik878787: well u were on marissa schoens buddy list cuz she sent it to me
7:38:19 PM pirate: it would seem melissa is playing a trick on you, since i know no one by that name
7:38:27 PM pirate: marissa*
7:38:45 PM soccerchik878787: o well u are on her buddy list
7:38:56 PM pirate: you do realize how buddy lists work right?
7:38:59 PM pirate: she has to add me
7:39:28 PM soccerchik878787: ya i know
7:39:49 PM pirate: are you just retarded or stupid?
7:39:53 PM soccerchik878787: no
7:39:57 PM soccerchik878787: who old are u even
7:40:03 PM pirate: who old?
7:40:04 PM pirate: LOL
7:40:08 PM soccerchik878787: how
7:40:10 PM soccerchik878787: old
7:40:13 PM soccerchik878787: lol srry
7:40:18 PM pirate: what does that matter
7:40:24 PM soccerchik878787: cuz
7:40:30 PM pirate: just delete the name from your buddy list and move on
7:40:41 PM soccerchik878787: no who is this first
7:40:59 PM soccerchik878787: u had to go to bayport at one time
7:41:05 PM pirate: you do realize, this will be posted on my blog at http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
7:41:26 PM pirate: no, i have no idea where bayport is
7:41:32 PM soccerchik878787: oo what willl
7:41:39 PM pirate: this conversation

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Sanity!

8:31:47 PM mari26angels: who is this? 
8:32:18 PM pirate: who is this?
8:32:19 PM mari26angels: i asked first?
8:32:32 PM pirate: well you im'd me, and i have no idea who you are
8:32:56 PM mari26angels: well i im'd to ask who is this
8:33:08 PM mari26angels: i dont know who u are either
8:33:14 PM mari26angels: who are you?
8:33:15 PM pirate: then delete me off your buddy list
8:33:19 PM mari26angels: ok
8:33:22 PM mari26angels: bye
8:33:24 PM pirate: thanks

Mr Wizard he is not

6:58:29 PM djmrwizard: hey
6:58:32 PM djmrwizard: hey
6:58:36 PM djmrwizard: hey.
6:58:37 PM djmrwizard: hey..
6:58:38 PM djmrwizard: hey...
6:58:39 PM djmrwizard: hey....
6:58:39 PM djmrwizard: hey.....
6:58:40 PM djmrwizard: hey......
6:58:41 PM djmrwizard: hey.......
6:58:42 PM djmrwizard: hey........
6:58:43 PM djmrwizard: hey.........
6:58:43 PM djmrwizard: hey..........
6:58:43 PM djmrwizard: hey...........
6:58:43 PM djmrwizard: hey............
6:58:43 PM djmrwizard: hey.............
6:58:44 PM djmrwizard: hey..............
6:58:44 PM djmrwizard: hey...............
6:58:44 PM djmrwizard: hey................
6:58:44 PM djmrwizard: hey.................
6:58:44 PM djmrwizard: hey..................
7:43:49 PM pirate: what is your major malfunction?
7:44:53 PM djmrwizard: You are a f4g   (note: edited for language)
7:45:03 PM pirate: thats all you got?

Thursday, March 15, 2007

An Offer to Buy

1:17:58 PM djmrwizard: yo
1:18:10 PM djmrwizard: I wanna buy your aim account
1:18:18 PM djmrwizard: How much please?
1:18:28 PM pirate: i dont want to sell
1:18:38 PM djmrwizard: How long have you had it?
1:19:08 PM djmrwizard: I will offer $4,000
1:19:29 PM pirate: no thanks
1:19:40 PM djmrwizard: 6,000
1:19:43 PM djmrwizard: I am serious
1:19:46 PM djmrwizard: I am in the US
1:19:50 PM djmrwizard: Boston actually
1:20:10 PM pirate: like i said, i dont want to sell it
1:20:32 PM djmrwizard: how much would you sell it for?
1:20:58 PM pirate: it is not the point, i dont want to sell it

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Intolerance

7:30:32 PM oakleysurf123: hey
7:30:37 PM oakleysurf123: ilu
7:31:36 PM pirate: ?
7:33:47 PM oakleysurf123: you got weed
7:36:51 PM pirate: nope, i keep my yard pretty neat
7:37:15 PM oakleysurf123: nice me to man
7:37:23 PM pirate: um, what?
7:37:33 PM oakleysurf123: i keep my lawn clean to
7:37:38 PM oakleysurf123: brb eatin chinky food
7:37:59 PM pirate: chinky?  like chinks in your armor?
7:37:59 PM oakleysurf123 (Autoreply): eatin chink food
7:38:48 PM pirate: you must be some intolerant white kid

The Morons keep on coming

6:37:50 PM naybabe7:  who is this
6:37:51 PM naybabe7:  ?
6:37:57 PM pirate: who is this?
6:38:06 PM naybabe7:  i asked 1st
6:38:10 PM naybabe7:  ha ha
6:38:17 PM pirate: well you IM'd me, and I have no idea who  you are
6:38:36 PM naybabe7:  well you wew on my buddy list and i dont know you
6:38:46 PM pirate: well, I didnt put me on your buddy list
6:39:04 PM naybabe7:  well i dont know if i want you there
6:39:11 PM pirate: then take me off
6:39:14 PM naybabe7:  i dont know who you are
6:39:25 PM pirate: as i dont know you, that seems logical
6:39:41 PM naybabe7:  so if you give me your name then i will no
6:39:46 PM pirate: Phil Irate
6:39:58 PM naybabe7:  humm
6:40:13 PM naybabe7:  sounds ....
6:40:18 PM naybabe7:  hold on
6:41:53 PM naybabe7:  what school do you go to
6:41:59 PM naybabe7:  do you go to school
6:42:00 PM naybabe7:  ?
6:42:03 PM pirate: who said I went to school
6:42:56 PM pirate: you must be assuming i am some young kid
6:43:31 PM naybabe7:  u artn?
6:43:41 PM pirate: artn?
6:44:06 PM naybabe7:  arfe not
6:44:12 PM naybabe7:  are
6:44:38 PM pirate: um no, for all you know I could be a teacher of yours or a your principal
6:44:48 PM pirate: or some random serial killer on the internet
6:46:18 PM naybabe7:  so are you
6:46:27 PM pirate: how would I know?  i have no idea who you are
6:46:34 PM pirate: how illogical are you?

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Can she be this clueless?

6:07:32 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: hello
6:07:48 PM pirate: ?
6:07:51 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: sup
6:08:51 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: ????????
6:28:00 PM pirate: why in the world are you IMing me?
6:28:08 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: cause im bored
6:29:45 PM pirate: go be bored elsewhere
6:29:56 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: why are you so mean
6:30:08 PM pirate: because you are clueless
6:30:56 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: what do you mean by that
6:31:22 PM pirate: exactly
6:32:11 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: are you just trying to say im stupid just because i get on the computer talk to other people when im engaged....it gets old just talking to him only
6:32:36 PM pirate: no, i think you are clueless and stupid for being engaged so young
6:32:47 PM pirate: and for even IM'ing me after you tell me that you hate me
6:33:23 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: why....im nearly 19 and i have every right to be engaged im not getting married anytime soon....im finshing college before that
6:33:31 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: and i never said i hated you
6:33:55 PM pirate: yep you did
6:33:59 PM pirate: twice yesterday
6:35:24 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: no i didnt i left everything logged in yesterday when i left and my parents have been home along with my little sister that is 12 and she is really self centered and starts fights all the time and is going to a school for trouble making students
6:35:43 PM pirate: i so dont care
6:36:30 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: why cant you be more polite and not so self centered and quit thinking im stupid just because i aint with you....your just jealous
6:36:42 PM pirate: you IM'd me
6:36:46 PM pirate: i dont have you on my buddy list
6:36:51 PM pirate: i dont know you or like you
6:37:02 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: your on my recent buddies list
6:37:06 PM pirate: your ego is huge for even thinking you could be with me
6:37:22 PM pirate: that is because you im'd me
6:37:30 PM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
6:37:36 PM pirate: you probably dont even remember that
6:37:40 PM pirate: because you are so clueless
6:37:47 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: yeah i do
6:37:55 PM pirate: welcome to block

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Leprachaun Returns

12:26:51 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: i hate you
3:42:33 PM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: i hate you

I am guessing she hates me because of this.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

A good start and an unfortunate ending

6:49:27 PM victor: pir8
6:49:31 PM victor: arrr
6:49:44 PM pirate: yes?
6:50:05 PM victor: ARRRRR M8
6:50:21 PM pirate: and?
6:50:50 PM victor: nothing. that's about the gist of it. :-[
6:51:01 PM pirate: unfortunate

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Another Robot question, and I missed it

4:53:36 PM brandoneagl: hello
4:53:42 PM brandoneagl: r u there
4:54:04 PM brandoneagl: r u even a person

Monday, March 5, 2007

The truly bored arrive

7:04:11 PM rikacheese: Hey! Guess who I am.
7:04:28 PM rikacheese: Just guess.
7:10:22 PM pirate: what?
7:10:31 PM rikacheese: Just guess who I am.
7:10:48 PM pirate: mom?
7:10:54 PM rikacheese: No.
7:10:57 PM rikacheese: Guess again.
7:11:00 PM pirate: dad?
7:11:07 PM rikacheese: Nope.
7:11:36 PM rikacheese: Actually, I'm a complete stranger. I just guessed your username. Because me and some other people are bored and want to talk to random people.
7:11:50 PM pirate: like i believe that
7:12:17 PM rikacheese: It's true! We've got a guy from California named Dangit too.
7:12:20 PM rikacheese: Who we've never talked to before.
7:12:37 PM pirate: whom*
7:13:13 PM rikacheese: Join the chat
7:13:19 PM pirate: um no
7:13:28 PM rikacheese: Come on. It'll be fun.
7:13:32 PM pirate: i doubt it
7:13:35 PM pirate: you are boring me already
7:13:47 PM rikacheese: We've got three other people there!
7:13:53 PM pirate: wow! 3 people
7:14:00 PM pirate: out of over 100million on aim
7:14:03 PM pirate: you have 3!
7:14:13 PM rikacheese: We have 3 more, but they're not here right now.

Another clueless Myspace Loser

11:41:32 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: hey
11:41:45 AM pirate: hey
11:41:54 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: sup?
11:42:10 AM pirate: nothing
11:42:16 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: me either just bored
11:42:46 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: you?
11:42:55 AM pirate: http://profiles.yahoo.com/leprachaun062384
11:43:00 AM pirate: why would you list your phone number there?
11:43:14 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: i dont think i did hold on a sec
11:43:23 AM pirate: Latest News:
    in 18 not 20, and im trying to quit smoking cigarettes. call me 217-662-6505
11:43:47 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: ok hond on let me change it
11:43:50 AM pirate: it also says you are 18 and in a Long Term relationship
11:43:52 AM pirate: that is funny
11:44:23 AM pirate: you even list your real name, omg
11:44:28 AM pirate: Amy Baldwin
11:44:48 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: ok i didnt mess with it i think my boyfriend did
11:45:11 AM pirate: why are you IM'ing me?
11:45:59 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: friends thats all  im looking for
11:46:09 AM pirate: i dont need any more friends
11:46:27 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: why are you mad?
11:46:46 AM pirate: because of clueless people like you
11:47:52 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: im sorry i aint trying to play head games i know where your coming from i try just to be a friend i try to get people out of trouble and there when they need someone to talk to
11:48:47 AM pirate: well, i am sure i dont need your help nor will i ever need it
11:49:59 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: i just tried to be nice and someone cant even appreciate it
11:50:17 AM pirate: i didnt ask you to be nice
11:50:24 AM pirate: and i feel no need to appreciate it
11:50:28 AM pirate: how did you get my SN anyway?
11:50:44 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: sorry you typed it on myspace chat room
11:50:54 AM pirate: LOL, i dont have a myspace
11:51:02 AM pirate: and i certainly dont go to chat rooms there
11:51:12 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: it showed you in the chat room
11:51:21 AM pirate: it showed someone pretending to be me
11:51:23 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: it copy and send the messafe
11:51:24 AM pirate: myspace is lame
11:51:46 AM pirate: you fell for some kind of scam
11:52:44 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: Age:  17
Sex:  Male
Location:  BUFFALO,
New York
11:52:59 AM pirate: lol
11:53:02 AM pirate: not even close to me
11:53:18 AM pirate: as i said, i dont have a mypsace account
11:53:25 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: then why does it show that your in the chat room?
11:53:43 AM pirate: you have misread something
11:53:47 AM pirate: i am not in any chat room
11:54:18 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: ok whatever  press 123
********** at 10:53 AM
11:54:30 AM pirate: i dont even know what that means
11:55:12 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: it said in the message if any girls wanna talk press 123 and then you asked if  i had aim messeger
11:55:20 AM pirate: wasnt me
11:55:38 AM pirate: you typed in the SN wrong or something or as i said someone scammed you to IM me
11:55:48 AM pirate: are you that dumb to realize I dont want to talk to you?
11:55:59 AM leprachaun062384@yahoo.com: fine fook you to  (note: edited)

Totally Random

10:44:41 AM mateeke: What's up? Do you go to school or work?
10:47:02 AM pirate: who are you?
11:00:55 AM mateeke: Just someone who would like 2 talk.
11:01:31 AM pirate: you have no idea who i am?  why would i want to talk to you?
11:05:26 AM mateeke: No worries. Just forget about it.
11:05:32 AM pirate: good, i will

Friday, March 2, 2007

Confused person with English as Second Language

12:45:46 PM buzzfede: ......
12:45:55 PM pirate: ,,,,
12:46:06 PM buzzfede: ......
12:46:17 PM buzzfede: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;
12:47:27 PM buzzfede: do u know me?!
12:47:34 PM pirate: not that i know of
12:48:29 PM buzzfede:  are u  in lee's summit?! is it right?!
12:48:42 PM pirate: what is lee's summit?  a town?
12:48:45 PM pirate: if so, i am not
12:50:51 PM buzzfede: probably i do a mistake , with your nickname! because i have found it on facebook!......
12:51:00 PM pirate: what is facebook?
12:54:24 PM buzzfede: tell me your name , please?!
12:54:29 PM pirate: phil
12:55:33 PM buzzfede: phillips?!
12:55:42 PM pirate: phil irate
12:55:47 PM pirate: p. irate == pirate
12:55:53 PM buzzfede: samantha..........
12:56:07 PM pirate: i am not samantha
12:56:20 PM buzzfede: where are u from?!
12:56:23 PM pirate: Earth
12:56:36 PM buzzfede: you make me fun
12:56:43 PM pirate: i am not making you fun
12:57:16 PM buzzfede: i think from mars
12:57:28 PM pirate: that would be interesting wouldnt it
12:57:40 PM buzzfede: probably
1:00:27 PM pirate: is that it?
1:04:33 PM buzzfede: what kind of place, where re u from?!
1:04:47 PM buzzfede: of Earth,of course
1:04:53 PM pirate: the surface
1:05:42 PM buzzfede:  sei un menzoniere
1:06:16 PM buzzfede: ahah
1:06:47 PM buzzfede: tell me more
1:06:54 PM pirate: i am bored by you
1:07:28 PM buzzfede: tell me , what is your town
1:07:47 PM pirate: it makes no difference where i am, you have told me nothing about you
1:08:33 PM buzzfede: because u don't have ever asked something
1:08:46 PM pirate: because i dont care about you

Early message today

9:42:59 AM shyanne2007: hey P-rirate
9:44:01 AM pirate: ?
9:45:54 AM shyanne2007: P-rirate...its like Pirate...never mind
9:46:07 AM pirate: who are you?
9:46:13 AM shyanne2007: shut up
9:46:23 AM pirate: wow, that was unnecessary

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Thursday, March 1, 2007

People confuse me (via HipTop)

8:56:45 PM mateeke: Hello
9:00:36 PM mateeke: Let me know when u r back
9:30:48 PM pirate: ok
9:31:15 PM mateeke: So are you back
9:31:30 PM pirate: it seems so
9:32:19 PM mateeke: But can we chat later? Kind of busy. Talk to u in about an hour?
9:32:33 PM pirate: what do want to talk about?  and who are you?
9:33:56 PM mateeke: No one special, got 2 go...

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A Pirate?

6:49:56 PM oakleysurf123: sick sn
7:43:38 PM pirate: thanks
7:44:00 PM oakleysurf123: did you buy this sn
7:44:19 PM oakleysurf123: ?
7:44:21 PM pirate: lol, no
7:44:28 PM oakleysurf123: would you give it to me
7:44:40 PM pirate: why would i do that?
7:44:47 PM oakleysurf123: because ilu
7:44:58 PM oakleysurf123: and im a f00king pirate   (note: edited)
7:45:10 PM oakleysurf123: so :-P
7:45:12 PM oakleysurf123: haha nvm
7:45:19 PM oakleysurf123: g2g peace

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Another clueless robot question

5:48:00 PM reesesxpieces1x3: hey
5:48:13 PM pirate: ?
5:48:24 PM reesesxpieces1x3: ..arent you a robot?
5:48:37 PM pirate: no, i am not
5:48:42 PM reesesxpieces1x3: oh.
5:48:54 PM reesesxpieces1x3: my friend told me you were.
5:48:58 PM reesesxpieces1x3: i was just wondering.
5:49:10 PM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random
5:49:17 PM pirate: was one of your friends listed there?
5:49:33 PM reesesxpieces1x3: um..let me see
5:50:18 PM pirate: http://journals.aol.com/pirate/random/entries/2007/02/20/robot-attack/1136
5:50:26 PM pirate: most likely one of those people
5:50:35 PM pirate: since they all 3 accused me of being a robot
5:50:42 PM reesesxpieces1x3: why does everyone think you are?
5:50:49 PM pirate: how should I know?
5:50:57 PM reesesxpieces1x3: i dont know
5:50:59 PM reesesxpieces1x3: and yes!
5:51:04 PM reesesxpieces1x3: i know all of them.
5:51:14 PM pirate: see they are playing a trick on  you
5:51:26 PM pirate: i took pity on you and didnt make jokes about your mom
5:51:35 PM reesesxpieces1x3: what?
5:51:46 PM pirate: read the conversations
5:51:49 PM pirate: you will understand
5:52:11 PM reesesxpieces1x3: oh
5:52:19 PM reesesxpieces1x3: well...why are you saying that to me?
5:52:27 PM reesesxpieces1x3: i'm not one of those people they are my 3 friends
5:52:37 PM pirate: i am trying very hard not to take pity on you
5:52:42 PM pirate: move along and dont bother me again
5:53:05 PM reesesxpieces1x3: no i have a question.
5:53:18 PM reesesxpieces1x3: why would you make a screen name that looks like a robots?
5:54:43 PM reesesxpieces1x3: ??